ylyl & kys
Ylyl & kys
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What is that?
Morbidly obese self inserted dick in butt
Your mom
lost
reminds me of that guy who's made of butts
lost
Reminds me of the Harlan Ellison short story "I have no mouth, and I must scream"
“I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... AM has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...
I have no mouth. And I must scream.”
kek
praying for you
Why? Why would you post that?
Fuck that game
Hahahahahahaha thanks for making my life better
what is coming out of his ass??
Marshmallow fluff
What’s the name of the website that hosts quite a bit of scat media?
Yea Forums
Next Batman remake leak here
kek
this would be hot if she had a more feminine penis
shameful fap.
It's a Rubber Johnny!
I’d date u
>fight
what sex is a bun or a bunself
The power of christ shitzu
Nothing funnier than this
PsvQ727
>not naming it "when the kush hits you"
Nigger, what the fuck are you even doing?
>satan
>USA shooped into the moon
>thot thinks it's real
Call me an incel, I don't care. God damn I wish darwinism would happen sooner to people like this still living in our genetics.
Her cum you virgin
wow what a meme
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Kecky Becky.
I wonder if the guy who drew this also did the one of the kid who gave his sister a capri sun.
was super confused at first. honestly didn't even see what it actually was until i looked at the replies
>how it feels to chew 5 gum
fucken kek
Is this Gordon Ramsey?
Lost
fuckin savage m8
That being said... Checkout my sweet settlement in FO4, I've spent like 100 hours on this baby!
Dave Grohl - Behind the scenes at Foo Fighters.
Also in the picture: Pat Smear and rest of the band.
That looks more like a dingo. Fucking retards
is it in your imagination?
>body acceptance activist
into the oven u go piggy
Muh niffa
the rest of this thread was completely worthless but this made me exhale more than usual
can confirm
roommate's shithead dog used to sneak into my room constantly to eat my cat's shit. fucker pissed and shit on the floor constantly and barked at everyone but her. Recently died of All The Cancer and now I can leave my room at night without worrying about land mines. good times.
I doubt it would fit. Let's patent a special +size ovens for "people" like this and sell them to Hitler.
kek same
Whos michael jackson?
I like how people who think the human gene pool needs a little chlorine also believe that they are exempt from the cleanup.
nah m8, its eating a shark and not a baby.
the funniest thing is people who are DEFINITELY first in line
I have known plural dicklikers who thought they wouldn't be first up in the loyalty purges.
i love dogs, no "lost"
but i can give you "aww" for sure
>11/11/11
and I bet its a bunch of ugly square buildings with a lot of empty open floor space. square up nigga, mine are works of fucking art that make Bethesda employees kill themselves.
rofl
aw, you mad because he owns his own home?
pics or it didn't happen
what a package guys. hurry up before she gets taken
shopped
Go fuck yourself eggroll
hah faggot tommy
lost
Fucking lost
Ins't that the Guy Who played Sherlock ?
Old transracial woman.
Phonefag here, not at battlestation to take screens... Can't. Even. Fucking. Deliver...
Damn, I was raised in the wrong family, kek
wtf is she drinking?
>Bunself
Fucking kek
>Standing up is harder
Lol
Oh you know...
fuck you niggercunt
If she weren't so full of herself...
Damn, i was stupid to fall for that
No you're a retard for actually replying to it.
>S U P E R S H A M E
Best thread
That's not how you drive a stick
What the fuck even is this cronenberg abomination
There's no way that's what that is
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Natural selection already lead us to dumb airhead women. Thots and Chads is what peak performance looks like.
seconded
Got me
Rekt
youre better than this, Chelsea
Judging by the pancakes, I'd say maple syrup.
a dingo stole my baby
it's donkey cum
Lost
Good photoshop tho
Had my face squished between a pair just like that once. Heaven.
I hope her cult has a gym membership...
fortunately you won't pass your stupid genes
>caring what people call their memes
Nigger
That dog is gay as fuck
Never trust a fart
>incest arthur rule 34
Show?
>lost
Classic
Just kill him Yea Forums.
Is there a sauce on this?
is greater than what?
the only way to have a successful YLYL thread is to not use the term "YLYL" when naming the thread. or else GayPist will show up posting pictures of himself in his desperate attempt to become internet famous.
Lost
Glad that the dingo got something to eat.
HAHAHA OH BOY... And they say the left can't meme...
ratemypoo.com
Someone PLEASE reverse this
Imagine being this stupid
implying dingos arent just fucking stray dogs faggot
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The evil comes for us
I’m probably going to suicide soon so why not join this discord discord/46DMT9T
Is it still the same guy posting these or has this just become a meme like log posting?
Lost hard
Lmao fight more like fuck, those sneks gettin it on
There are homeless veterans in your country sleeping in cardboard boxes.
this was one of those "when you hit the bong too hard and weed starts to kick in"
Lost kek
Fun mission
>calls herself a cult leader fucking lol
Ugh. "English pretty."
The fuck was that? Some kind of bar that caters exclusively to autists?
what makes it even funnier is she died the same year. look her up on FB
>im dum imma join the army
I'll suck dick for sauce.
fucking lost
>let a man fuck you in the most degenerate sex position in public, almost drowns as a result
it got biblical fast
> almost fucking drowns as a result
it got biblical fast
This thing has like 4 buttholes
RAW pancake batter
>he-he doesn't know
You'd fuck her
And there are people in africa in huts made out of dung. Id rather be homeless in murica then in a house literally made of shit in africa
Looks like a standard low-end British boozer to me..
BBC cum
Greeting Yea Forumsros...could you help a lurking Qfag out? I saw a chart here within the last 2 weeks on a YLYL thread and it gave visual examples of girls ranked 1-10/10..if anybody has it, could you re-post. Thank you.
Toss a grenade through his bedroom window.
No one cares
actually just different curry ketchups... but its still stupid
Actually not a bad flat. Would live in.
It's even more funny when you find out that the beaver then is a much more stabile building then the nigger mudhut.
perfect gilf
Good luck little duck
If we kicked out all the worthless niggers who munch of the rest of the population we would have enough money to take care of the veterans.
Must be so great making a career out of being fat
Ewww
Discord is better for porn anyway /Wt3eBB
Stop taking valuable oxygen from the rest of us, faggot.
Tranny detected.
Elmers glue
we know, faggot
Good luck little duck
isnt that rubber johnny from that one apex twin video
Well
Yes
Looks cozy
I hate you
just in case
Coronation Street
Maisie really let herself go after GoT
Yeah, that fucking forced meme went nowhere fast. Yellowfags BTFO.
fr tho this man needs to be put in jail
Bare walls look like shit. This looks like the home of a serial killer.
a wot
I'd bag her first, but sure. She still ain't pretty by US standards.
>ifunny
Ree
But he undoubtedly does not own the land.
>Still better than Nigger hutz.
>faggy talk
Here you go
so caillou beats cancer I guess
that was a ride
>not knowing Ben Garrison memes
At least he isn't committing 50% of the violent crime
I wouldn't
kek
oh shit why did I lose so hard to this
Can't stop looking at it
This is what marines do in the barracks.
Ah just imagine no faggot neighbours, dick heads in cars or any other unwanted noise!
Woodland trailor and chill
>btfo whities cant handle a simple joke
lllll
You got me
this place looks like a massive impact of violence
lost
First time seeing this cut
Hope theres more
So, what's the problem ?
I died
my wife's tits are almost just like those. It really is otherworldly.
It’s ok to be proud, but don’t be a show off.
Lost
Delicious
forget that thing with 4 assholes, this is creepy as fuck. is this a real animal?
Someone felt insecure enough to make that?
Lmao!!
Sunda flying lemur.
This is the single greatest thing on the internet.
Sauceeer
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK
Based
>19 people like this
fucking lost to this
If that was true you wouldn't even be here you dumb nigger.
Let me just hook up my internet and computer in my fucking dunghut.
God damn, I haven't lost this hard in a long time. Thank you, user.
niggers
tongue
Fucking KEK
my
ahnoose
wat