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Not realizing my high school crush had a thing for me in college.

I'm married now, but will always know I settled for 2nd place.

kind of regret not fucking my neighbor before she moved away.although,turns out she became a lesbian

being on Yea Forums and reading into existential philosophy/determinism

probable not more normal than most people here then

how is that a regret

Okay Elliot Rogers.

simple person, i have a tendency to accept the first thing to come along and not trying to put forth effort to find better options

now, i'm not sure if i'd be better off if i did but always in the back of my mind

could have
>made more money
>gotten with a prettier women
>gotten with someone that shares similar interest
>a completely different career

but who knows

In highschool A buddy of mine went out of town for a few weeks and his girlfriend stayed in town. I was watching his house (his parents house) while they were all gone. His girlfriend was also coming over while I was at work to let his dog out and stuff. She was lonely and in the middle of a sexual awakening. Long story short we got drunk and I fucked bother her our mutual friend. I'd known all of them since early elementary school. That was just the begining of a long saga of me fucking people my friends were attached to. Ex's, current gfs, sisters, etc. It was very hollowing when I finally started reflecting on my life in my early 20's

Could have had a three some.
Girl I always had a crush with was finger banging her friend in the back seat of my car after the bar.

Her friend was not hot in the face but had a smoking hot body. I just wanted the other girl instead after all she was married and I wanted to get back at her husband.

Should have invited the other one over as well.

I wish I'd never met him.

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Fair enough

Don’t think like that you should be happy now of what you have

not working out earlier in life

Not trying.
>mfw 42 year old wizard now

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having confidence in yourself enough to talk to someone you're interested in
actually put effort to meet up with said person in a, "i want to date you, not be your friend" way
diversify your interests/hobbies, can't always talk about topic(s) X/Y every time you're with people

Letting the love of my life slip from my fingers

>not being a supreme gentlemen like my boi elliot

I’ve never even been in a situation like that. I probably have severe depression well I figured as much

wasting my college years in shitty college, playing videogames instead of learning.

>be me at 16 years old
>into rapping and singing
>make friends with a kid in digital music class
>friend wants to become a famous rapper
>I want to become a computer engineer
>we collaborate on music for a short while (music videos, extended plays, singles etc)
>eventually get into university
>friend doesn't go to post-secondary school
>I become very focused on uni (4 year program)
>program becomes too stressful and i get into legal trouble
>end up dropping out of university after 4 years
>sad, stressed out, working shitty retail jobs
>run same friend years later
>recognizes me and we catch up
>he has tons of gold and diamond jewelry
>he offers me the chance to work with him again
>I say no because I want to go back to school and finish where I left off
>he understands but wishes I could work with him again
>we go our separate ways
>3 months after we ran into each other, he drops a music video on Cole Bennett's YouTube page
>his song gets like 20 million views
>he's now famous, doing songs with famous artists and rappers
>the eternal sadness, shame, guilt and regret I feel after realizing that I could've been alongside with him
>get depressed
>completely given up on life

And here I am today

My choices from age 12 to 25
Like most people I think back to what I should have done differently but can't go back.
Working out, education(only cause my dream job requires it), money would never be something to stress about if I had that dream job, married for looks instead of personality...

not going on a killing spree when I really should have

it's possible, if you can afford to do so, maybe check out seeing a therapist
even just to know what you might be doing right, what you could be doing better and what you shouldn't be doing

and if you can, try to seek out activity groups that are interesting for you or that you like to do anyways, but in a social environment

that might help you break out and have the opportunity to talk with people

also surround yourself with friends/family/people who care about you if possible

good luck user

Cheating on my wife

oof, all i can offer is to try not to get stuck comparing your life to someone elses life

focus on what makes you genuinely happy and content

Falling asleep on the bus, someone took my gameboy. I know it was fucking you Jaun you bastard.

Does that guy look gay as fuck or am I just coping?

You mean you did marry a girl with looks and no personality?

Yeah fuck earning a career and working hard on your education homie you COULD have been partners with a semi famous rapper who like kinda does songs with other famous people and makes youtube videos and shit. Oh wait... you could do that on your own.... at any time....

Thanks user, I honestly appreciate the advice.
Most people I've told this story to say "yooo, you fucked up. you blew such an amazing opportunity", but you're right. We shouldn't compare ourselves and worry about others.

I got blackout drunk and cried like a bitch on a popular street with tons of people walking by on a friday night. I live with constant hope no one recorded that shit and cringe so hard it feels like my heart will stop

didn't fuck my math teacher.

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Not trying harder to be social, make friends/gf irl and just get out of the house when I was in college

I know this feeling user

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Now I have an ok job but at 26 have no friends or gf

no problem, keep in mind what you see on youtube and social media are the highlights and image of a person(even all the jewelry)

you focusing on your studies/career could easily lead you to a steady and simpler life, and sometimes simple is what we need

You're absolutely right that I could do it at any time, it's just that my friend had way more friends than me at the time. Everyone liked him, he had a good reputation. He wasn't a gangster, but he did a lot of gangster shit. People loved him, feared him, respected him. Plus he's way more attractive than me, he's muscular, tall and fucked a lot of girls, even before the fame. I was his skinny, awkward sidekick. The only thing that caused us to be friends was the fact that he liked the beats I made. But you're absolutely right, I can be independent at any time. It's just harder without help from someone who's reputable and more social .

was a late bloomer, never too late to start making friends and getting out there

i met my current friend group through family, that worked out pretty well, been with them for 7+ years at this point

>Was drinking with a really good friend of mine
>Had a huge crush on her
>Had a gf at the time, she had a bf
>My gf, her and I all drinking run. She's never drank before
>She downs half the handle
>Half. The. Handle.
>Ff someone gets the idea we should all sleep in the same bed
>I'm the middle two girls I adore on my arms feels very good
>Middle of the night massaging her
>End up grabbing her ass and unhooking her bra, caressing side boob (she has HUGE tits)
>She woke up 30 minutes later and looked absolutely mortified. Thought I raped her (I suppose I molested her)
>Tried to stay friends but you could tell it wasn't the same
>She didn't drink for 2 whole years after that and I know it was my fault
>2 full years of therapists from damage I caused

Still fucks me up when I see her picture

Bruh you didn't even fuck her tell her to stop being a faggot

- wouldn't have dated my senior year girlfriend. she was a mean slut.. If I could do over.. I'd pick some of the nice girls that liked me.
- in my 20's, would have done the 4some my girlfriend wanted to do. I was hoping for long term and adding 'others' wouldn't help.. but knowing she was also a cheating whore.. I should have done it.
-Wouldn't have waisted 2 1/2 years on that next crazy girlfriend. I should have ended it at the 1st sign of crazy.
- would have to try a mmf in my younger days

I remember back in 2012 having my finger literally on the mouse hovering over the buy button for something like 20-30 bitcoin. I had gone through all of the hoops to buy it and I decided it was a retarded idea at that point and noped out.

you fucking beta faggot

Doing acid and telling my parents about it.

Wouldn't have been a big deal if you where Alpha about it from the start
>I value you as a friend, but wont pass on a chance to fuck you. Remember that.

not groping my best friend's massive tits when she was drunk

Ashley and emily and Blair

Not fucking my sister when we were younger

hahahahhaha kill yourself fucktard. I remember that same moment hovering over the mosue for a buy of 750 btc, nd thinking "is this retarded" but after weighing the pros and cons and looking into the risk of it, i decided it was worth the risk. Now here I am with a networth over 400 million, because I wasnt a fucking sperg like you

i passed on a relationship with someone who most likely would have done a full FFM marriage with me.

Getting married.

Fuck.

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I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1000, Alex.

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Gonna be an even sweeter achievement when you make it work.

This shit is gonna be like 100k+ one day. Not too late to hop on. Which alts do you hold?

Personal: After wife fucked one of the guys who worked for her, we went to couples' therapy where I tried to get over the pain and restore a sense of monogamy to our marriage. That worked for a few years until she fucked a coworker. We stayed married, but I gotta admit that one-way monogamy sucks. I should have used the first time as the key to open up our relationship and take on new partners. Or at least I should have fucked the other guy's wife, because she was kinda messed up by the whole situation as well.

Professional: I stuck with an older and dying tech company, watching with disdain when several friends left and went to Cisco in the late 80's . Ten years later when my little startup was finally acquired by Cisco, all of my friends were long-since retired multimillionaires.

Risk avoidance is not always a tenable plan.

You'll end up regretting the things that you didn't do, much more than the things that you did try that didn't work out for some reason or another.

Breaking up with the normie girl who cared about me and supported my goals for the "cool" girl who started making me feel worthless as soon as we started going out. Cheated on the normie with her, feel like I got played.

Please tell me you actually divorced her the second time. How did you convince yourself to stay with her the first time?

I was offered a 3 some with my girlfriend and a 100% girl on her hockey team. Girl had been crushing on my gf for 3 years and the deal was the lesbian gets to eat out my girlfriend and I get to fuck the lesbian in the ass bareback.
I arranged it for 2 weeks later because they had exams and we had a fucked up relationship ending fight 1 week later.

fuck....my....life

100%l lesbian girl never been with a guy

I know the feel bro. Got offered a 3some while at a date's apartment.... This was on the week my aunt passed away and my mom was tripping the fuck out and screaming at me to come home in a full blown trip out and not coming home would have caused a major dumpster fire. I remember smashing my head on the metro windows in pure rage and people looking at me like I'm a psycho

Worked my ass off and hustled to be able to work in the industry I dreamed of. I don’t know what I thought but it wasn’t that I’d have to keep up the hustle forever.

I got pissed and threatened to break up with my then perfect 10/10 girlfriend over stupid ass shit. We had been together over a year. Then within literally 2 fucking days she fucked a married 41 year old and then I didn't give a shit. Fucking skank.

Holy shit dude.

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My biggest regret has to be fuckin socking another person in the face, they fuckin deserved it, but im gettin charged with simple assault lul.

dating two-faced bitches

I could have killed a corrupt politician, but didn't.

Basically.

When I was 22 one of my sisters friends (who lived with my sister at the time) had a daughter who had a big crush on me.
Only problem was said girl was only 14.
Constantly she was doing shit like winking at me. She would try to find excuses to sit next to me when they would visit or when I visited.

One day she texted me that her mom was about to leave to go to a concert and would not be back for hours. She said she was home alone by herself and, get this, actually said that she had rope and tape so that she wouldn't be able to stop me from doing whatever I wanted.

She said to text her when I was heading over so that she could "start getting helpless".

I didn't respond.

Probably good that I didn't, but still regret.

Got my blood work from a girl with fat tits yesterday, she was flirting hard and clearly wanted to get railed. I know way too many people at the hospital and it wasn't worth it. Brain feels good, dick regrets it very much.

Spent my life being boring.

No such thing as a loyal 10 user, not if you live in a population dense area. They only exist in hick towns with strong slut shaming social dynamics. Get a country church girl

I have a lot of regrets... for whatever reason. But you know the path it led me too im happy. So those little things i regret happened for a reason

My dick moved reading that. You made the right call tho

Not fucking my ex gfs cuter twin sister. Had both of them kissing on my neck one night. Was a blue pilled beta pussy at the time that was riding on looks and ruggedness, should have taken the initiative to escalate and didnt, just fucked then gf that night. Had the chance to make out with her at a party too. She cheated on me and first time suffering from heart break. Now anymore if my girlfriend were to do anything sus as hell, her ass would be dropped in a heartbeat and ill find some hood rat bitches to suck my dick. Guys dont ever invest 100% into women and dont let them control anything about your life.

Nice webm, OP! Muchas gracias.

Oh you fuckin pedobear

Keyword regret

If I were pedobear I would have texted back, hopped in my car, drove to 88mph, and reached her house before she texted me the first time.

Raping the wife of a friend of a friend.

True

Not fucking the other girl in the threesome, and not going to her place and cumming on her nice tits and face.

Transferring high schools

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Ruined my chances with the first and only girl to ever like me. Really my type of girl. Turns out I was a undiagnosed aspie and didn't know. Did a lot of cringe worthy and autistic shit. Still have dreams of her to this day.

My daughter was drunk and passed out i put her to bed and she was out of it i got a great feel of her tits but regret chickening out on fingering her pussy

The worst part was that she was one of those ridiculously hot 14 year olds that shouldn't exist. It's a curse that they exist.
Skinny as a rail, but had a thick booty, blonde hair, and probably at least DD sized breasts.

Why do 5' 2" 95lb 14 year olds with birthing hips and huge breasts, luxurious blonde hair, and a beautiful face have to exist? Especially this one...

As a side note, I always wonder what kind of fucked up life she had lead to even think about doing something like this? I mean, basically calling me over to rape her? I mean, it was consensual, but basically a rape fantasy for her.

Fucking a friends mom when i turned 18. she married my dad.Holidays are awkward

Try to get her drunk again or something, leave alcohol and shit around and take the chance

today I got my dick sucked by a guy at a porn cinema. First time I do gay stuff

She has now moved out with her boyfriend and no longer drinks

How was it user? Greentext?

O damn

Six years of art school.

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Having a girlfriend in college.

Sauce on this milf
Any nudes of her out there?

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Story?

Becoming an IV heroin addict
Sober 2.5 years now, but the things I’ve done
Such regret

>was going to buy something but the store was closed
>had to wait an hour
>was a bit horny and remembered the cinema was near
>whynot
>paid my ticket went to one of the rooms
>barely can see shit but seems like its empty
>entered another where i can see like 5 guys
>I sit and take my cock out
>I got hard and suddenly a guy like 30 yo offers help
>whynot
>he starts jacking me off gently
>feelsnice
>suddenly starts sucking softly
>hornyasfuck
>sucks for a while and goes away
> like 5 min later he back at it
>came in his mouth and he swallowed said thanks and went away
>felt inmediately a deep regret

Not fucking my cousin when she was 12.
But I know if I did That would be an even bigger regret.

I've been doing a lot of hard outdoor work the last month or so which involves a lot of sweating.

I've developed a fungal infection on my balls and penis head as a result of all the sweating.

Had sex with my girlfriend last week, but didn't mention anything about my scrotum/penis discomfort.

She texted me this morning telling me she can't go on a date tonight because her vagina is inflamed and feels like it is on fire and all she wants to do is lay in bed, watch tv, and cry. She went to the doctor who told her it is a pretty severe yeast infection.

I feel guilty.

Go to sleep Jared

That'd be amazing for me, a bifag

yup drugs arent cool

you're fucking disgusting

Spending in vain 20usd for drinks on a tinder date

>so much miss opportunities with money
>denied way to often easy sex like threesome
>i drink maybe a bit too much
>so much miss opportunities with life
>my career
>never pursue my dream
damn it hurt
still happy where im at and my life project

you got pics of her? black out the face for privacy

not asking this really cute autistic girl's number
in retrospect she seemed really into me

I want to spycam my mom but I keep pussying out because I'm worried she'll see the camera and there's no good hiding spots for it

In college I dated a girl who would freak out every time I tried to break up with her. She'd cry, threaten suicide, have her friends and my friends call and text me for days to insist we stay together. I honestly don't know why she did it or why I gave into it. But I should've been more forceful the first time I broke up with her. Dated her four years.

Telling my best friend I liked her

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Put a small hole in the wall

Being mentally abusive to my wife when I was going through a really hard time, until she fell out of love with me, and we had to split because it just wasn't healthy anymore. If I only fucking knew.

I have no regrets. Except, not trade marking ‘no regrets’

Taco Bell is so bad that I get pregret...

this is an old ass house the walls are made of some thick building material that's hard to work with and super noticeable, there's no hollow space to put anything in.

To run wires for the electrical they had to basically chisel trenches into the wall and then hide the wires under plaster.

I bought what I thought was Valium from a guy I used to know from college. It was in the foil and everything and looked okay. Pills looked a little bit shady but they were in the foil so I though it was okay. They were 10mg. Anyway I took one (I must have started somewhere) and completely blacked out. I cant remember what I did that entire day. Nothing. No memory what so ever until I woke up half on my bed with shit spilled everywhere, Found the empty strip of pills in my bucket. Shit strawn all around my room. Check my phone and I had a mini heart attack. There were 13 missed calls from my mother and my dad. I looked at my texts and I had sent numerous fucked up retarded texts to numerous people. Really use your imagination. I also used omegle at some point according to my search history. There were things around my apartment that I had never seen before. A small empty 2l bottle of coca cola I know I didn't have confirming my fears that I had gone out. I told them I was drunk. It's still hard looking my mom in the eyes sometimes. :(

Why's it hard to look her in the eyes? It seems like as far as she knows you were being a drink idiot, as college students often do.

I hear ya, user.

Any particularly regretful things you did?

A lot of us wonder those things...

I told her over text that I'd spank her sometime. Jesus christ that's hard to even type.

Hahaha

Agree, you were possibly somewhat out of bounds, but she's not reacting to you. She's freaking out about being out of control. A lot of guys would do a lot worse in that situation.

Similar story, but it was my good friend's ex. I dated her best friend and she dated mine in highschool. We all split up shortly after highschool, but I remained really good friends with this girl. We hung out all the time and she's one of my best friends. We even discussed dating at one point (about 2 years after we all split up) but decided it would be weird. Now we're in our 30s and I realize I missed a hell of a wife because of shit that happened in highschool. We still hang out regularly and shes one of my best friends, but shes married with a kid and I've been in a relationship for almost 3 years. Would rather have married the other one though.

Not exposing more of the sluts I fucked in college

Why, guilt?

Not killing myself 7 years ago, I’m still here the last 7 years have been hell and left me to weak to do it now no matter how much I want to ...

That's rough buddy.

You not joining this server op
PsvQ727

>but the things I’ve done
Like what?

Not rolling some sick dubs

>biggest regret
You my son, i shouldn't have fucked your mother to make you.

not saying a damn thing while my friend and her gf were fucking while i was in the top bunk above them in a camping trailer

Befriending and trusting a sex ring leader. Got laid lots for a year but I learned the hard way that the leader had an std the whole time. Life's gone downhill since then.

My biggest regret is making the decision that made me lose her. I lied to myself for some reason and made the biggest mistake thus far, driving me to nearly kill myself.

Same :'(

>Not killing myself
I don't understand this.
If you hate yourself, why not just dedicate everything towards some autistic goal, like bringing back the 3rd reich?
Everyone will think you're retarded, but if you want to kill yourself anyways, why not?
Thank "suicide by cop"; go all out on something that scares other people off because it could result in their death or complete destruction of their reputation.

unless you feel you weren't doing enough or were in a place of depression or some kind of mental or emotional encumbrance, you didn't let them slip from your fingers

caring too much

That I spent my entire childhood/formulative years playing video games/hanging with my friends/not talking to any girls at all. I`ve spent the last 20+ years fucking around in the basement playing vidya rather than getting girls.I`m not even autistic when talking to people, I just never learned how to bring relationships beyond friends, I freeze up whenever I start to ask a girl out, I have 0 experience