G/fur

G/fur
You have 100 virgins and 100 sex-havers
The sex-haver group may or may not have a chad and tyrone in it
Which group do you obliterate with a nuke?

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spit.mixtape.moe/view/8f06ed62
squishmallows.com/product/gordon/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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why not both

Not really.

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You only have one nuke
Also neckbeards and furrys are most certainly on the virgin side.

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eh? you too? sorry to hear that , Hope your night gets better too :3

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Won't until I fix my tooth on Tuesday. Til then, its just pain.

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oh thats shitty ._. Did you chip/break it? or is it something like root problems?

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Cracked tooth that may be infected.

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4232981208
Tell this motherfucker that she's one dead whore

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Warm saltwater rinse. will fix your pain almost immediately and there isn't a limit to how many times you can do it ^w^

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Welp, this is finally it Yea Forums
>family despises me
>spent literally all of my life on 4ch and 8ch
>no gf
>poor

Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you. This board has always been my favorite.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 15 minutes.

Iive stream link + further explanation:

spit.mixtape.moe/view/8f06ed62

-ll

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But you said /r9k/ has always been your favorite.
hhhhhhhhmmmmmm

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Both

Doesn't help. Only thing that's helped is keeping it cold.

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im in here now
nuu~

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kinda quiet in here
nuu~

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Better like this, less pussy faggot harassing me for being a virgin

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Awh thats really shitty then ;w;

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yeah but not no talking
talking is good
nuu~

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No, its not.

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why not, you could talk about lewd
lewd is good~
nuu~

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Welp, this is finally it Yea Forums
>family despises me
>spent literally all of my life on 4ch and 8ch
>no gf
>poor

Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you. This board has always been my favorite.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 15 minutes.

Iive stream link + further explanation:

spit.mixtape.moe/view/8f06ed62

-kb

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Yeah and have people get mad at me because virgins like me arent allowed to talk about sexual things. "That virgin never had that WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT IT SHIUT THE FYUCK UP VIRGN!!121@!@!@!"

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beep/

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nice 500
and uh i wont do that you can still be lewd and be a virgin
nuu~

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Yes, you will.

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Foxy.

Nuu, send cute boi dentists.

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what do you know about me? lol
nuu~

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You arent a virgin, you all think exactly alike.

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snarfy~

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i got fillings recently and they havent stopped hurting
dentists are scare
lol ok then
nuu~

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Exactly, now fuck off. Think you're fucking better than me just because you can get sex easy and im too ugly to get it.
If I were attractive id get it more than you, fucking prick.

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lol thats a lot of presumptions there. Everyone else is having a great time and you just shit on anyone even if theyre nice
kys

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>Be a virgin
>Sex-havers want you to kys just because you cant get the same thing they can easily get at the drop of a hat
No YOU fucking kill you self suck a fucking .45

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more shark plushie~

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look either you are nibi or someone exactly like nibi
a waste of time
stop wasting my time with your bullshit and maby i wouldnt tell you to kys
its not because your a virgin its because you wont shut the fuck up
nuu~

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i may or may not want a shark plushie now.

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Like shit it isnt because im a virgin. Go trip and break your neck you faggot sex-haver.

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hi hi dash~

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Hey Fox.

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how have ya been?

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Wish I had some vodka only got beer tonight.

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plushies are great

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is this cause im a virgin snarf?

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i really want to get a plushie cause they are cute but at the same time if i get a plushie my dogs may eat it....

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nu!

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Give me a (you) nibi

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Its because shark plushies are cute.

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You have the most sex so I will.

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Hows being a wagie going?

oh im okay with sharing shark plushie but i don't kiss people on random.

also outa shark plushie

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i keep them up high but yeah that is a thing you hab to worry about
squishmallows are v good ones theyre super soft i highly recommend
idk if they hab a shark one
nuu~

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I took off a few weeks, doing family things.

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oh wow they do make a squshmallows shark
his name is gordon
squishmallows.com/product/gordon/

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im gonna go look them up right now

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i will be buying this.

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We have any Based aussies here yet?
Lmao. The jews wont like that, wagie

oof i guess he out of stock on their site but i know amazon sells them, certian department stores also
theyre all so cute
nuu~

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They wont give me someone to have sex with so I owe them nothing.

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I've been better. You?

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im gonna buy the fox one on thursday now its adorable and i want it.
my arms and legs are still destroyed from friday of me going rock climbing other than that i have been dead.

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Sorry to hear that.

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yeah i have the orange and pink ones
wait till ya squish em theyre so soft
also where abouts did you go rock climbing just curious
nuu~

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sorry to hear you're not doing so hot either. I hope things look up for you soon tho~
They look soft i might sleep on one.
I went rock climbing at a indoor place called planet rock. Mostly did bouldering but next time i go ima go do the 70ft wall. It was also my first time and my first time actually doing exercise like that.

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I was it was 2004 again

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Thanks

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ima big weenie all exercise hurts
most squishmallows are kinda small the racoon boi h have is sort of larger
I would like to go rock climbing tho it seems fun, maby not the real kind tho
nuu~

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anytime and anytime you wanna talk im normally on.
same, but hey if ya ever near a planet rock but i think they are all in the mitten, i would go. It was fun and you get certified to do all the rope stuff to help climbers. plus bouldering was fun but its hard. the best thing i did was a v2 and it goes to a v10

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wow that sounds like a blast ill have to check it out
nuu~

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it's a really good workout and some quick pointers i was given by a guy i met there is that while climbing you mainly use your forearms, your legs, your upper back, and your toes.

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also dash that is adorable.

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Yeah, he's cute.

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Here's hoping the recent earthquakes on the west coast trigger yellowstone.
A good chunk of the people who made fun of me for being a virgin will die along with the rest of the world.
Will be nice.

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adorableness

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It’s impossible to lurk in one of these threads and not start jerking off

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i see and you have a rope to catch you if you fall? ive seen some of those walls go way high up
dash has good taste

also no name sync so i dont know who exactly im talking to
nuu~

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Yeah, that's me, thanks.

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ohhh ey NS finally works now
hiya guys!~

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Hey Shorty

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he indeed does~

;=; my ns doesnt work worth shit
ye!
nuu~

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I dont jerk off anymore. Im pretty sure even if I could I would not allowed to since most sex-havers dont want virgins to have any type of release.

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question... can i taste them all?
Sumfox here talking about climbing.
and yes, you will be trained how to tie the knots how to attach everything properly and how to catch someone as they fall.

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boop the shorty~

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yea for me its like 50-50 whether it wants to work or not
hell yeah i'd even help you
will u be the booper or will i be the booper hmmmmm~

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Me if I had better a better skull, not a fat face, short hair, and I was a chad.
Not daddy though because sex over 30 is vile.

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im gonna need the help....

And i will get the upper booper hand.

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hi hi fick how are you doing?

nobody cares

Man I was I was chad. id fuck literally everyone.

I'm sleepy.

that does sound like some useful skills to know
NS says a bunch of stuff about tuning it but idk how to make it work
boop that lewder
nuu~

go to sleep snarf. some more rest should help the tooth but if it gets worse go back to the dentist to see if they could do something about it

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hello havent seen u here before
your already ahead :C u got so many boops

stuffed. just ate.

i don't exist.

it is, once you learn everything they will put it in the system that you are certified.

I'll boop you too nuu nuu~~

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you definitely doo