I'm a drunk help

Good drunk music?

Ah, music

youtube.com/watch?v=JXkN3nJyWEA

music makes it all better

SAY YOUR NAME. I MUST MAKE AMENDS

I promise you if you can type that well you're not that fucked up. You need to stop drinking immediately and sip a room temperature glass of water. Take a week and drink nothing but water. And if you find you cannot do that, bite the fucking bullet and go check yourself in.

What exactly do you need help with?

brownies are in the oven. i added walnuts

all the people. all the people. save me save me save me

Sorry man. This is not the place for advice lol. I 'm a drunk too and seeking real help. It's hard but it gets better.

...this better not be you S

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we both know i am never going to do that. fuck I think I am doomed to this fate.

jesus, i'm dying out loud here. fuck fuck. fuck.

can you guys at least try to post some good tunes?

youtube.com/watch?v=tZaeKwgS7wg

that was that last good one i heard

i'm drunk too so NO

quit drinking. It's not that easy, but it is that simple

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Walnuts are suprisingly one of the unhealthiest nuts you can eat.
Just only use the following nuts; hazel, macadamian, cashews: just look for a low poly unsaturated fats nut on the nutritional guides.

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go to a meeting you dumb asshole. before you respond with excuses, just wait til nothing else works and you're about to die, then go.

the problem is is that im not a mean drunk, im one of those nice congenial driunkards so no one knows at work. i might be the last of my kind

I just got out of the hospital today from a 3 day stay to detox. I was pushing DT.
I have a bottle of benzos they game me so I basically have no side effects lingering.
I don’t have the desire to drink now, because I never wannna feel that shittty again, but I’m sure that will fade if I don’t continue mental/behavioral health....

Well, my only advice I can give you, O.P., is that you must wait it out and think of something that trumps drinking that will harm it.

This was me too. Completely high function.

i want to physically strike you

i am not doing that. fucking shit man not again Fuck you Old Man

drunk on a saturday night? you’re in a better position that most people could dream of

youtube.com/watch?v=L9d5yNcFGlY

i think i can beat this. i just need a break. good fucking god i need a break. yeah, a week off and i'll be fine. pretty sure.

OH FUCK, THE BROWNIES

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wtf is this shit alcoholic btard anonymous

lol - not even close to being true. Walnuts are healthy af.

Yeah I understand. I start the day off with a few shots of booze before coffee and breakfast and drink the whole day. I only act weird when I'm not drinking. A perfect functional drunk lol. Dude get some real help. I'm working on it and like I said it's not easy but it does get better.

Might as well turn gay thread real.

I use to drink and be fine with 20-30 drinks in a night and now 8 fucks me sometimes. Other month I stopped in a bar to play pool and a few drinks. Saw dude, drank with dude, dude had to drive me home and I couldn't even walk. 12 drinks in 5 hours btw. Pass out on floor after being carried in.

Girlfriend tries to bring me water and get me in bed. Comatosed and couldn't walk to enraged beast who thew himself on his feet screaming. Gf ran into room and locked the door as I apparently chased her. None of this I remember. I do remember waking up and using my finger nail to unlock the shity interior door lock and getting in bed.

I was in deep shit for awhile. Stopped drinking and it's been 2 months. I didnt drink a lot but I was always starting to be a problem if I got drunk. I'd become a cunt starting problems and was a good deal stronger too.

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they are done, I think they came out ok

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I just walked to the store for a pint of cheap vodka and an energy drink because I have a night alone. I'll probably be awake for only like three more hours but the pint will be gone and I'll be listening to some fucking great music til then. Already finished a pint of gin before I picked this up. Fuck it, I feel good. I fucking love Nine Inch Nails.

I use to be more fun but it stopped. Never a "drunk" just became a problem when I was. How is drinking hurting your life besides being another thing slowly killing you?

oh god, yeah. i remember those days. i was dating this black chick she was a real fucking bitch. we would do a lot of coke and have a good time until we argued. i swear i never hit a woman until she pushed me to it. she busted my lip up real good if it makes it seems better. knocked her right in the mouth and nothing. bitch was crazy

brother. check this out. op here

youtube.com/watch?v=D4LDjo8ltl4

Goddammit. Good music but this style of music always fucks me up. This is similar to like Modest Mouse, Third Eye Blind, shit like that. Dammit OP I wanna be angry and happy and now you got me all up on this shit. Like damn it's good, but come on, man.
You doing okay? Wanna talk about anything?

I have no reason to hit her and never have. I've only ever slapped a girl back. The once she later said she deserved it funny enough. My whole family is addicted to something I never have been to anything but it's still nice to say it's been a couple months as opposed to a few days or a couple weeks. Did your tolerance go way down too? Started drinking at 23 like a fucking champ and at 26 I cant drink for shit and it just hurts till the drunk begins.

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my little brother gets out of prison on monday. i gave him money for a phone, he's going into a veterans rehab program. i'm glad he's finally doing okay. my cat is back from the vet, he's much beter now. my dad got back from from the phillipines and had good time. i might be killing myself, but i take solace in my friends doing okay.

how are you doing?

youtube.com/watch?v=iOHkyZ62jjQ

hate yourself with me

Nice dude. My dad's getting out of prison tomorrow, though I can't say he's going to be on a better track than before he was in unfortunately. Good example of how not to be, right? But I'm glad your brother is getting better. Really happy to know your cat is good. I fucking love animals, far more than humans. I'd sacrifice anything for my cats.
We're both killing ourselves, man. I want to type out a whole big thing about how you should hang in there, hang on, don't die yet, but man. It's difficult. If for no one else, hang in there for your cat, yeah? That's kept me alive and hanging on for a long ass time so far.

heh, you sound like one of the good ones. i want you to know your words kinda helped me out. i got shit to deal with now, but holy fuck thank you. i got one last song for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=iOHkyZ62jjQ

Welp, this is finally it Yea Forums
>family despises me
>spent literally all of my life on 4ch and 8ch
>no gf
>poor

Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you. This board has always been my favorite.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 15 minutes.

Iive stream link + further explanation:

spit.mixtape.moe/view/8f06ed62

-kj

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Ending it all on stream. Thanks for the good times... Link and Manifesto: discord link: /mhHPe8D (Sorry for discord link lol)jet

I'm swapping songs with a friend quick, but I'll listen to the moment this song ends and I'll take a shot to that too, friend. Good luck with everything.

:>*listen to it
I mean. I'm a bit drunk if that wasn't obvious.

thank you pal. i will dream tonight. i was right, you're one of the good ones

You are too, friend. You truly are.

have you tried sucking your own dick yet? i do that sometimes when im drunk. almost reach it. stretch first

>"I am drunk, help"
ok, you are drunk
>"that did not help"
fuck you faggot do it yourself
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