Get off your roody-poo candy-ass and do a set of push-ups you lazy maggot! You know the drill...

Get off your roody-poo candy-ass and do a set of push-ups you lazy maggot! You know the drill, last 2 digits is the number of reps you do! Bonus points if you turn the 3rd to last number into the number of sets you do.

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YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

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YES DRILL SEARGENT

fuck me.

Sir, yes, sir.

god dam man. killing the buzz. pick up the pushups

DO 4 SETS OF 21 MAGGOT

EXERCISE WILL INTENSIFY THE BUZZ!

decide my morning workout. Remember, pic related

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CURLS WITH A GILLETTE RAZOR YOU CANDYASS!

27 PUSH-UPS
27 CRUNCHES
27 LEG LIFTS
27 SQUATS
REPEAT 3-5X

Rolling

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K

i can only do 50 tops in a roll
rolling

it aint fair

DO 2 SETS OF 47

fair enough, ok

Aye aye, Capitan

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server with no rules. Anything Goes!

loli, cp, gore, nudes, and A LOT of shitposting!

DROP AND GIVE ME 26 SHIT STAIN!

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YES DRILL SARGENT

YOUR A DISGUSTING FAT BODY PRIVATE PYLE

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22? THAT'S TOO EASY! 7 SETS YOU DISGRACE TO Yea Forums

00

Roll

Ha.

i hope i get 10

roll

Jews

WHO'S THE SLIMEY LITTLE CUM IN A SHIT TWINLE TOE COCK SUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!?

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>Get off your roody-poo candy-ass and do a set of push-ups
Get off your nigger faggot and do a set of lurk moar next time before posting a dumb retarded thread like a true queer gay homo fag you queer gay homo fag of truth

Okey doke, shrill dargeant.

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Oh fuck me with a stick my smart aleck response got the worst of me.

unlucky

checked

I bet 42

ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM Yea Forums, AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH OF A STEER TO ME...LOOKS LIKE THIS QUEER IS TOO WEAK TO DO PUSH-UPS

DUBS IS TWO SETS MAGGOT

TAKES ONE STEER OF A QUEER LIKE YOU TO BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE AYE SARGEANT
GET ON YOUR KNEES MAGGOT AND BE A GOOD SISSY FAGGOT

New nigger is new

THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUT OF YOUR FILTHY SEWER WILL BE SIR DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MAGGOT

Fuck yes a good non porn thread

I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE SNOWFLAKE

Fuck it, I'll go for it

No you nigger faggot
Imma make you take that dick no homo lol cause i’m not the one getting pounded

I BET YOU SWALLOW FAT BIG BLACK JUICY NIGGER COCKS WITH YOUR ANUS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT LOL

THAT'S A QUEER'S DREAM COME TRUE IF I EVER HEARD ONE! QUIT PROCRASTINATING YOUR PUSH-UPS YOU WEAK PIECE OF SHIT!

>>im an intruder here but i have to say it: fucking a guy actually DOES make you gay
just sayin..

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

ok nigga

easymode

>Al-Quaeda

You can't even copypasta without spelling like a fucking retard

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I copy pasted the original one
Besides... that’s kinda the joke you nigger

Taking sarcasm seriously? You don't think I know that you copy pasted that paragraph? You're the nigger here, nigger.

Yeah yeah, fine, I did your damn pushups. Can you believe my 3dpd complained about it? What’s this world coming to.

THE WHY DID YOU FUCKING REPLY IN THE FIRST PLACE AND KEEP BITCHING LIKE AN OLD FAT HORNY SASSY NIGGRESS YOU OLD FAT HORNY SASSY NIGGRESS

Nigger.

People are afraid of exercise. Good job on the push-ups!

no u

You, x Infinity

Nigger.

you’re mum gay times ad infinitum, nigger
checkmate, cocksmoker