What are 3 reasons to not kill yourself ?

what are 3 reasons to not kill yourself ?

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Tits
Vagina
Penis in vagina

i still have interest that distract me. jacking off still mmk. lifes not that bad faggot

Love
Mind-altering substances
Vidya

kill yourself faggot

Why? Just leave your life behind and go live somewhere else. Sell your shit and start over.

I like being alive.
I think that' should cover all the basics.

I like getting baked
I like sex
I like vidya

Death is painful

Psy trance music
Sex
Mountaineering

This.
Also memes and fapping

limb crippling ALS
not being physically attractive and removed from affection by others
losing ranked b/c other gamers are fucking idiots and unquestionably irresponsible
weirdo Biden-type NWO psychopaths slowly taking over
G5 all over small town making everyone sick and irritated by high pitch they can't do anything about
everyone I'm friends with younger than me pregnant or have kids, and I die alone with no legacy to a very old, rich bloodline
K-select in a diseased landscape of R-select inbred idiots with real life intolerances FAR worse than the bullshit y'all come up with

oh wait, did you say not to kill myself... shit...

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my mother and girlfriend
the fact i go to hell if i do
hope that the future will be kinda cool

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My son
My wife
Busting in her mouth

never do anything you enjoy again
potentially hurting people who care for you
no unkilling yourself

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Vidya
The Pain of Others
Loli Sex Dolls

Money
Family
Dog

that, the picture
the power with the money
the love or the loved ones

My apartment aint cleaned up

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WTF, your son is busting a nut in your wifes mouth? Do you watch and wank? Fucking gross.

lol

Frauds. If you loved anything you posted in this thread, why are you here

>what are 3 reasons to not kill yourself ?
Witnessing the birth of the new Hitler
Witnessing the rise of the new Hitler
Witnessing the victory of the new Hitler

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Oral
Vaginal
Anal

Star Wars
Justin Bieber
Snickers

This

Mommy
Making Mommy Proud
Not Making Mommy Sad

heroin
meth
coke

le ebin faild :D

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these are reasons to die

health
wealth
wisdom

Upvotes
Likes
Retweets

Traps
Trap dick
Fat asian pussy

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None of this applies to me

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minecraft
memes
hentai tiddies

The demonjews are gonna torture you when you die

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>minecraft
shit
>memes
shit
>hentai tiddies
yeah is ok

Main reason should be that you're a fucking idiot, do something about it

>too much trouble
>going to die anyway
>life can be fun

Only one. I was retarded enough to get a parrot.
This nigger makes me work.

> not hurting ppl that care about me
> fear
> .... that's it

welp you beat me to it

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Because if you do, you'll have less sex...

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

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Honestly heres my personal 3 ill quit joking around.

>shooting guns. There wont be guns in heaven
>Asian girls. I love fucking my gf shes actually really cute.
>i went through a breakup last year and i dont want my ex to think she won. We're waiting for the other to du.

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Apathy

i look nice in this drawing, but i am fat

alcohol
videogame
sucking a larger number of straight dicks

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Music