I know i do.. whats yours?

i know i do.. whats yours?

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I was bored so i masturbated on the bathroom of my ex school

I sleep in my closet instead of my bed.

I’ve jerked off at work a few times

When I was 20 years old, I've been to a bbq party. When everyone was kind of tipsy including me, my 12yo cousin invited me upstairs to show me something. Up there she gave me the best blowjob i've ever had in my whole life. Like I can't express it with words properly anons.

licked my cosuins ass when i was 12 n she was sleepin

I fantasise about being raped and getting pregnant

I've been abducted by aliens and they injected me with the gay Gene pic related

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did anything more with her?

For over a decade I have been sleeping with my teenage employees. Over 100 of them. Getting caught could ruin my life but I can’t stop chasing the thrill

freshman year I fucked a girl that had a long distance bf and once I found that out, I would tell her that I was gonna tell her bf if she didn't continue to let me fuck her, never felt bad and had some great times with her

got myself a sugarbaby.
i made a smurf account to sweet talk her and talk her into spilling her life story.
Then i i used that info to get total control over her.
Now she keeps talking to my smurf account about what i do to her and how much it turns her on even if she tells me she does not like it..


>im cucking myself and getting fuel to use her harder

Noo. When I was sober I hoped nobody knew. She never told anyone but never bring up that topic with me. Maybe for the better

how long ago was it? if shes over age now you can possibly get seconds.

It was maybe 3-4 years ago... Still, the thought of her blackmailing me or some shit makes me shiver

I get what you mean

I’m pretty attractive, I go on tinder with a fake name seek out girls not on BC and either poke holes in the condom or rip it off midsex

There is one person on this planet that I will hospitalize if I ever see again. I don't care that I'm a dude, I will tear her limbs off and mail them to her mother.

She let her boyfriend manipulate me, while feigning ignorance the whole time. Then she bounced, and left me with $5000 left on the lease.

as somone who was blackmailed by my neighbours 11year old daughter let me tell you it fucking sucks!

I cuddled with a fat girl at a party with 3 different guys semen inside her.

I’ll be honest I love fucking a girl and feeling other dudes cum in her

eating her out is even better

Care to tell the story?

I didn't fuck her on that occasion, I was only in bed cuddling and making out with her.

When I was 10 or 11, i suck (and they suck me) two black kids and one of them fuck my ass for less than a minute (We didn't cum)

Any of them get pregnant?

I shot JR.

Sure, kid. Sure.

not proud to admit it but my girls slutty college stories turn me on

No idea. I never check back up on them

One year ago a girl from Asia sent me her body's photos. She had her body like a 14/13 yo teenager, but obviously she were 18. I kost her contact, but weeks ago I found her reddit account.
I want to talk to her again but I'm afrid I scare her.

Fucked a girl from tinder later found her on Facebook and saw she was 14. It sucks because she sent me fire nudes, that I had to delete.

Honestly not that different from the story told

It was 5 years ago so i was 25. the girl next door waas flirting like crazy, i figured it was her hitting puberty and what not..
suddenly start to notice her sunbathing a lot after school, in the smallest bikini ever, on the side of their yard facing my office window (i work from home)
when erver i was outside she would make a point of talking to me ... in the bikini

well i started to notice her.. she picked up on that and started flashing me a little nipple here and there.

ended up one day we were talking across the fence, full on flirting on both sides, she asks me if i could help with her PS4 since its not working.. i say sure start walking around the fence she shoots up to her bedrrom.
i walk upstairs, she meets me outside her bedroom, totaly naked and... its a done deal.
we go into her room, and fuck for what feels like hours (actual time was 42:54.... )

She completly stops talking to me and a week later she gives me a envelope, it has a USB drive in it with a video of us fucking (how i know exactly how long it was)

there is a second video with her talking to the camera saying she wants $500 a week or she will send it to the cops.

i managed to talk her down a bit and we ended up at 1K a month..
for 3 years!

it ended when i was fired and i had to let her know i had no way of paying. had to give her 10K from the house sale and that ended it

never told her i got a better job 2 days after i was fired and i moved mostly because of her and to be closer to the new job (no home office)

The father of one of my sister's children is a 13 year old she was tutoring.

Man it's weird that a kid would come up with something like that.

she had a 15 year old sister who was kinda a wild child...

lets just say i think there was some sharing of that money.

Was the sex at least worth it?

Yeah, im a bit into rough play and she was basically forcing me to stretch her open .
dont know if you know this but girls her age cant really take adult dick..

but she was committed and there was blood, there was crying but i was not allowed to stop.

At least she didn't go preg

Cate to share the vid?

you insane?

Raped my friends gf after trying to prove I wasn't trying to rape her

I love to get guys to jerk off or send pics of their dicks to their mom sister aunt

Kik johnhoper4

You can always encrypt it

yeah sure.. let me just spend hours censoring everything first

fuck no

I'm dating twins that like to play practical jokes on people. My mom dousnt know so they like messing with her.

I steal flowers from graves and gift them to women.

Through my junior year in high school ; I did cocaine to lose weight . I worked at a fast food place and my only motivation for working is knowing I got money for my cocaine addiction

Ended up losing over 60 pounds but I felt horrible ... the withdrawals and the urge of it ..
I’m shocked I didn’t go rock bottom . Stopped when my little sister found out and told me “why are you doing this “.

You've seen too many Disney movies. Stay in school.

Lol, I was just trying to figure out if you deleted the video.

Nice.

$$?

I found Robert Thompson and Jon Venables new identities and family members.

I really want to fuck my 18 year old daughter.

you could have just asked..
no i havent deleted it. fuck i even keep backups of it. its legitimately the hottest video i have ever seen.
probably because it brings me back to when it happened but also because it makes me feel sick but in a good way?

and no money can make me sell it..
i have a fucking great job!

Ok this needs story time.

I dont know why some people think incest is so bad. Growing up with my aunt was fun. I always got evarything I ever wanted.

Greentext coz I’m not sure what you’re talking about

What Disney movie has twins?

Pretty expensive lay. Not even sugar babies are that costly.

I fuck my half-sister since I was 14 (she was 15) now we're 21 and 22
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absolutly right..

but would easily pay 1K a month to a sugarbaby that age if i got to fuck her more then once..

i approve

Wow. short bus much? Lol

See you cant tell me any movie's learn how to troll.

The Parent Trap

both versions

thats what he is thinking about

You started a little late but at least your still doing it with her.

Ok I've never seen parent trap so now I'll have to watch it.

I don't like to pick on mentally handicapped kids so I bid you farewell. In the future, if you're going to make up stories, make them better please. Thanks.

my sister is a solid 8.5 with fucking fat titties and they provide me with 75% of my fap fuel

Some people will say it's because of genetic defects that can happen in the case of pregnancy but if that was the case then disabled people from birth would also get stigmatized if they had children, it proably is because of evolution to avoid inbreeding that people are grossed out by it and use the genetic part as an excuse.

what about posting some censored screenshots?

We all came from the same two people so I really dont see how genetics can cause any defects.

pics

Basically me and her went to another friends house to smoke. We drive back to her house after, her parents were away. She acts super weird on the drive home. We pull into her driveway and she bolts out of the car. I go into complete wtf did I do mode and chase after her. I chase her around the house asking her what's wrong. Eventually she blurts out you are going to rape me. I go full retard and now feel like I have to stay to prove I wasn't going to rape her. I chase her around some more trying to talk to her. Eventually we end up in her parents room. I corner her onto her parents bed. She just lays out as of giving up. She says just hurry up and do it. My brain just flips like something that wasn't me took over and was like OK. I rip off her clothes and start fucking her as she sobs and just let's it happen. I can hear her trying to muffle her sobs through her tears. Eventually her body betrays her and she orgasms and as soon as she orgasms she just looses it even more she changes from a soft whimper to hysterical crying. I cum, stupidly inside her. I get up. Immediately fill with regret and just book it out of there.

She never reported me and we never talked again. I stayed friends with her bf so she must not have even told him

sure i'll censor everything but her body...
forget about it

dubs said so you have to

Saw my dad and stepsister leaving the bathroom at the same time. My dad said they were just trying to conserve water.

That’s not true. That’s a religion story.

In real life, pairing up recessive genes can cause serious problems.

Google search “Hapsburg jaw” to see what inbreeding does.

discord dot gg/ HzGhwu

Google has lost its credibility. Who uses it anymore.

Everybody

Are you the guy from yesterday?

I make creepshots of my red-headed girlfriend and share them with others online.

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I have a huge collection of my close colleague and friend and his gf fucking, lots of nudes of her as well. Turns me on like nothing else, can hardly fap to abything else.

Is there a way to hack / put down google? Like a massive DDOS or something like that?

maybe don’t fuck 11 year olds then faggot

Wrong only sheep use google

#lifeprotip

How old are you, 12?

I want to fuck my brothers gf behind his back

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why? does she have any definitive proof? i bet not, you can always deny it ever happened unless she has pics or video. but my main question is, did you ever think to yourself why it was good? where did she learn from? why do you think she did that?

I have an addiction to jerking off on Omegle and give myself frequent hand cramps from clicking past thousands of dicks just to talk to three or four women a day tops.

you’re a retard and everything you say is diarrhea

but you got trips so

I've spent every moment of spare time over the last 9 months designing and selling custom t-shirts, and my lack of sales has made me alcoholic and depressed.

No wait, I already alcoholic ;)

Have you shared them with anyone?

Last year when I was 19, I was around the walking to my friend Ross' house and stopped by the road and was looking at Google Maps on my phone for directions. A car pulled up and a middle aged guy thought i was a prostitute and asked me for a blowjob. I really wanted to try sucking cock and had downloaded grindr at the time and was looking. I got in his car and he drove to a carpark around the corner and he got his cock out. He was uncut and once he was hard, 7 inches. I started sucking on his tip as hard as I could the entire tip and tried to take as much in my mouth as i could. I slobbered a lot but he sounded like he was enjoying it. I was rock hard myself and I ended up blowing him for about 10 minutes. He didn't tell me when he was cumming though and suddenly held the back of my head and neck down really hard and the tip of his cock was at the back of my throat and i was beginning to gag really bad. It was only a few seconds but he managed to cum in to my throat and finish his orgasm while holding me down. I was so turned on, I cum in my pants when he i was gagging. He gave me $50 and drove me to Ross's house.

Woah dude you should totally ruin their lives for torturing and killing that fucking kid

i go on omegle sometimes and jerk off and occasionally when I'm home alone I'll show off and play with my ass because it turns me on a lot when guys cum watching me. for the last person i always toy with my ass until i cum hands free on them to watch. i was moved from omegle to skype one time to video chat with some guy who edged for hours while i did whatever he wanted, mostly assplay dirty talking for him

How

11 years old???, u where looking for that

If I tell you then it’s no longer a secret. I will take many of them to my grave.

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U fucking dumbass hahahahaha

You spell like a nigger
go for it

awwww come on ha, don't be a pussy

>girlfriends roommate always would come to her room when she got home from work.
> Just got out of shower, girlfriend in her bathroom.
>I hear the roommate get home and say hi to her 3rd roomie downstairs.
>Quickly crack the door halfway and get hard as fuck
> I stood where she would instantly see me from the doorway
>Hear her say my girls name as she came up the stairs.
>Dropped towel, and jerked it to full. >Stood there and waited till she was right at the door, then started stepping into my boxers right when I knew she could see me.
>I face the wall, giving me a peripheral of the doorway, exposing my hard dick perfect angle
>I see her stop and stand there as I pulled up the boxers up to my knees. Pulled it down to reveal its full length for 3 or so seconds, then covered it fully
>Saw her leave as I got the rest of my clothes on.

Later she told my girlfriend that she saw my penis without me knowing and it was bigger than her bfs. Now they are engaged and I smile knowing I am the biggest cock she will ever see since hes her first

Have "accidently" made girls see my dick on me or my gfs phone too

Buuuuh

I work in a phone shop and have a lot of older customers. I was on shift alone and a very GILF looking older woman, who turned out to be 61 but had a really tight body still came in and was really flirty. She offered for me to come over to her house for a drink and i accepted, took her number and called her after work. I met up with her that night and we were in her bedroom within 10 minutes of being in the house. She had really nice C cups and was still fit for her age and an innie pussy that was pretty trimmed. I ate her out for a while and then fucked her missionary and finished inside her. She then went and had a shower and i ended up fucking her three times before going home. I now think about fucking every MILF that walks in the shop.

yeah go to sleep kido

I recorded my friend fucking his girl a while back, she’s fine af and wanted to see her naked, planted a camera in my room, she was gonna change clothes, friend went in and they fucked, and I used it as leverage to fuck her, but now she’s really into fucking with me and doesn’t care about the video but I feel bad for my homeboy cuz his girl is my personal slut now and he doesn’t know she’s a hoe, but I love fucking her

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Thanks for the tip.. should have had it 5 years ago

Not before she started flashing me

The parent trap 1998
that means hes even younger that i thougth, go to bed

fucking pederast hahaha

nice m8, never show the vid to anyone, take the story to the grave

da fak???? thats no how it works.

By definition.. no

She's a girl.

I will.. It's safe with me. Fuck knows what she does with it. But we parted on good terms

I've read a lot of these threads and this is about the weirdest thing I've heard.

That’s some dark-ass fiction right there.

hes talking about another thing, we do have all women some gens from a primitive woman and all men have some gens from a primitive men, but it doesnt work in the way he thinks

Not trips though?

BTW over a 100, d u really belive in this guy

I fucked my mum's friend and my mum doesn't know. She kept getting me to call her mummy and call her by my mum's name while i was fucking her

The whole thing was fucking surreal. We were high AF though. I mean with weed paranoia I get why she would think I was going to rape her. I was definitely checking her out all night but she was wearing booty shorts and a low cut shirt soo yaa.

Yes

Wish the blackmail part was fiction.. the rest I'm happy with.

Nice. So I basically know most of it then. What was the closest you ever came to getting caught though?

See this is why I don't do drugs.

Interesting. How much fear do you live in that this will bite you in the ass one day?

So technically I did get caught that first time with the first 15 year old when the girl I was actually trying to fuck walked in. But other than that not really at all. I have my own place that I bring them too. I've had some of them get attached so I slowly eased things off and pretty much had to put them onto another guy. Which means I had to sleep with them more then I wanted to. I had a few pregnancy scares. I slept with a baby crazy 16 year old. That was a little scary

Ya. That's kind of the weirdest part. Like I'm usually soo chill high, but like something in my brain snaped. It really felt like I wasn't in control of myself anymore.
Literally none. She can't really prove anything at this point.

Do you ever get attached too? Is that hard to deal with?

I know young girls were I grew up who would do shit like that but on a smaller scale

It was really easy.
One family were using the mothers maiden name on Facebook. There are 8 brothers and after a few days of cross checking birthdays we found someone had tagged a pic and someone wrote in the comments “is that Rob?” And it fucking was lol
A lot of people saw his photos and shared them in PMs before some cunt messaged him and he took all of his profiles down.
His brothers still have their profiles up

His twitter is still up tho

Search Karon Baines on Twitter or Facebook

Kind of. There are certain girls that I still fuck from time to time to this day. There have definitely been girls that I've felt upset when they ended up with a bf even though I was fine with them fucking other people.

am I gay if im turned on by this

I dropped out of college 2nd year and draw furry porn and make a really good living (5k a month or so).

I told my parents I graduated college and working an IT job and due to my income they fully believe it.

your story is normie as fak, go eat shit retard

I want to murder people

Do you think she wanted to get raped? You said she was wearing slutty clothes, you said she laid out for you, and she orgasmed.

Women orgasm during rape, it's not uncommon. Doesn't mean they wanted it.

LLLaaaaaaammmmeeeee

Anybody in particular?

Many of them virgins?

she looks familiar, is she the one from your story???

No. The way she started crying after she orgasmed it was as if her body betrayed her. It was kind of crazy she seemed more hurt by the fact that she orgasmed then the fact that I raped her

Yup

I've been there buddy

Yes. I want to say about 25 of them over the years were

From what I've heard rape orgasms are often incredibly intense, so the girl doesn't know what to think. She didn't want it but her body never responded that way to anyone before? Confusing.

Today is the day, I'm going to be ending it now early in the morning just before my parents wake up. I haven't slept in almost 30 hours.
Goodbye everyone, and thank you for the fun times. I'll start in around 45 minutes. Dv

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Can someone screencap this fake

last school year this wigger was always getting in my face so when i was driving to lunch one day, i saw him walking over a bridge so i jumped out of my car and proceed to "persuade" him to follow me under the bridge. Igot him to swing first and then just kinda let years of anger out on him and once he was on the ground, i started jumping on his back. Once i was satisfied i told him if you ever fuck with me again, you wont be able to walk next time. Turns out he in paralyzed from the pelvis down and is in a wheelchair rn and im being sued. Ngl it was worth it because im gonna off myself soon anyways. Also im too tired to care of any spelling mistakes i missed.

Put me in the ss
I want you to shoot me in the face

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My mother died in a horrific car accident when I was 3. My father remarried. He works out of town quite a bit and is only home on average every other weekend. When I was 13 my step mother seduce me, or you could say forced herself on me. She knew i beat off to her walking around in slinky clothing, and she preyed on my teenage hornyness for her own sexual gratification. when i was 14 I got her pregnant and my dad thinks the child is his, it is me and my step mothers secret. She had her tubes tied after giving birth to our daughter, and we fucked like rabbits til I moved out at age 20.

She wanted a kid but not with her man. She thought I would have better genetic baby juice. So I cream pied her for months.Kept doing it even after she was confirmed pregs.

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Is that your daughter?

Any freak out after the first time? Were there any who tried to blackmail you with it?

I have sex with my daughter.

I used to fuck this chick while her 7 year old daughter was in the room with us.

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No blackmail. There were a few who regret losing their virginity to someone who they couldn't be with. A few of them went batsshit dick crazy after

Age?

That’s pretty hot. Did she notice?

Prove it..
Did she know what was up?

Any bulls wanna molest me and talk dirty about my cheating mom? Kik fatfinboy

I was shocked when it happened. I hadn't heard of it until after words. At first I thought oh shit she liked it until her crying

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Did she cheat on her spelling test? I find academic deviance hotttt

I doubt she understood what sex was, but she knew it was adult stuff. She was a bit slow.

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She’s 17

Did she moan like crazy?

Did the mom not mind it at all?

no shehad my biological son

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Haha yes

she was too cock hungry to care

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This girl had a TBI when she was younger and is more or less retarded.

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She was trying to hold back her moans as I was fucking her but when she orgasmed she lost control her legs shook and she let out a loud moan, followed by hysterical crying

Did she watch?
Did you consider having her join?

I raped my highscool gf. Now years later I've developed a rape and murder fetish

had enough to work with with mom's holes. But she did watch, yes. More curiosity than want

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My uncle and I are in a relationship. Nobody knows except my sister, who is ok with it.

I've always had a fantasy about making my daughter into my wife's mistress.
Having our cute little princess hold the leash and whip

This just happened within the past week.

>Make a tinder account because my wife isn't putting out as much after our first child
>Get superliked - see her pfp, and shes pretty hot. Like her back
>We're into a lot of the same stuff, idk if i want to hook up with her just because i want her as a friend.
>Shes really pushy, we meet up a few times and really hit it off
>Keeps telling me how her tinder dates are boring and she wishes she could just keep spending time with me.
>Set up netflix date. Doesn't take long before shes sucking me off
>Fuck her back to back over the next 2 days as my wife is at a conference in another city.
> Find out after speaking to my brother that hes been seeing some girl for the past 6 months.
>Its the girl I just got done fucking a day ago.
> She keeps hitting me up for more, my stomache is fucking twisted and i feel like im going to throw up for a bit
> Im a sack of shit, she left my house this morning after another back to back session. Shes a dirty girl too, really gets into it.
> Straight up cucking my brother - debating whether i should let her know who i am, keep fucking her, ghost her or just let her off easy.

>before i had my own personal computer i used to use the internet browser on my 3DS to look at porn
>one day out of boredom check the statistics app on my 3DS that lets you see how many hours you clocked in on various games and apps
>nearly 800 hours on the internet browser app
pretty sure I haven't changed a bit since i started doing it when I was 13

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Got any pics of the girl?

Spiritual obsession/MPD
You had.sex with demons

My wife always eats the green candy no matter what kind of candy we get - jellybeans, jolly ranchers, etc. Little does she know her older sister shares the green candy with me whenever we get the chance to fuck.