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Samuel Watson
Dylan Stewart
Fuck wrong thread
Last thread
Ian Phillips
Anthony Campbell
Elijah Stewart
heheheheheheheheheheehe i laughed
Christian Taylor
Jonathan Martinez
Nathan Hill
Bentley Wilson
It's a dick sucking machine!
Luis Bailey
Lincoln Wilson
What about after-birth abortion?
Matthew Jenkins
Jacob Miller
Ayden Butler
Angel Harris
Leo Taylor
Nathan Lewis
Tyler Parker
Ethan Hughes
Noah Butler
no results on google shopping...
Cameron Flores
my friend wants to know where and when he can get one immediately shipped to his house and how much does it cost
Jacob Scott
thread ass
Adam Wilson
"Can't come round tonight babe, got an STD from a sperm extractor."
..Who am I kidding, none of you have girlfriends.
Juan Jenkins
Nolan Brown
Jacob White
Adrian Roberts
this is a legitimate ad i saw recently
Brandon Martinez
Jeremiah Torres
Camden Gomez
>Electromagnetism is a meta-physical force (non-physical relating to the physical) that is produced by electrical and magnetic charges and can produce electro-magnetic radiation that is perceived as light.
The more you know.
Austin Gonzalez
Jacob Morgan
Tyler Martin
i get it
Landon Johnson
Wheres her dick?
Landon James
Luis Lopez
A man has to step in the save her
Liam Smith
The penis a sexual organ that male animals use to inseminate sexually receptive females.Vertebrate and invertebrate animals both attained penises during the process of evolution that is still ongoing. Exceptionally small organisms do not have penises regardless of gender. The penises in the various species are not necessarily homologous. For example, the penis of a mammal is not explicitly comparable to the penis of a barnacle or an insect.
Jason Wood
So she just has a small penis?
Mason Carter
something something sheeple hating on furries
Landon Long
Doesn't look very easy to clean
Isaac Allen
fuck off way of blue cuck
Asher Ortiz
nobody hates furries, we pity your soul and have great disdain for your existence though
Henry Sanders
sorry, I don't speak sheep
Luke Hall
lol okay
Elijah Brown
confirmed casul
Noah Bell
Hurt this paedophile.
Christian Rodriguez
Ian Butler
That’s not the full story user.... the dude saw as rubbing up on her and she asked him to stop then he said bitch I’ll fuck rape you I’ll fuck you up bitch. Then punched her in the face
Jordan Bailey
Hint: DS3
Camden Collins
Ryan Rogers
Sweet.
Jaxon Murphy
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Ayden Richardson
I don't. Why? Because I pay no attention to freaks.
Leo Walker
but you don't even know what Farron Keep is do you? You're playing without a full deck here kiddo.
Noah Reyes
No, yuo
Jeremiah Morris
And thats why American documentaries shit all over Britbong bore-a-thons
Kayden Russell
noot noot
Liam Gutierrez
Correct. I have no idea. What does that make me? A normal person.
Mason Nguyen
Ethan Long
Nathan Ward
you just proved his point. congratz
Colton Howard
also, if you have no idea, why the fuck are you addressing it at all? Are you that starved for attention that you start internet fights with random strangers over things you don't know anything about?
Owen Hernandez
nice feet
Jonathan Price
Brayden Murphy
underrated
Sebastian Moore
True. I concede.
Mason Diaz
Are you that starved for attention that you reply?
Gabriel Anderson
Ayden Cooper
>I want you to engage me
>what are you desperate for attention
Jeremiah Russell
I haven't posted anything, and I'm willing to bet you haven't either. Be the change you want to see faggot, I believe in you.
Lincoln Anderson
fucking TOP KEK good sir. Le epic post indeed
Christopher Wood
>I'm the friend
Thank (you)
Ryan Hughes
>Slaps top
>this baby can fit so many sperms
Matthew Lopez
capitulation suits you. But I'm nothing if not charitable. Here's the critical piece of information you were lacking (and unable to seek out despite the existence of google), maybe you'll get the joke.
Austin Diaz
said very man that went through a divorce
Benjamin Ortiz
Here, here!
Thomas Martin
I seriously don't care but thanks for the effort.
Jacob Martinez
Wyatt Howard
but you cared enough to engage in the first place. This faux insouciance is transparently obvious.
Caleb Ward
>It's a dick sucking machine!
We already know that about OP
Eli Moore
Jack Russell
Sounds legit
Mason Baker
that shit hits you three times
Xavier White
fucking kek'd
John Martin
Nice Feet
Easton Parker
Lost so hard
Nathan Rivera
mirin that skrillex haircut
John Barnes
i dont know garlic bread is pretty sweet
Justin Edwards
Sure, lets go with that.
She also has a second butthole in front of the regular one you're used to.
It feels way better and lubes itself up.
Jacob Adams
Colton Edwards
Nigger
Liam Rodriguez
Lost
Angel Ward
King of the Yea Forums Hill
Jonathan Bennett
I'll have the pot brownies and myth of bacon
Jack Gonzalez
lost it at /pol/
Brayden Mitchell
Carter Jackson
Would you like Homo Fries with that?
Aiden Lee
Yea Forums daring advice.
Connor Walker
>sexually receptive
This seems largely irrelevant to fertility in most species.
Carter Long
Xavier Gutierrez
Jackson Sullivan
Charles Cook
Leo Cruz
John Young
.... are you just stupid, or what?
Dylan Moore
Christian Bennett
Ayden Roberts
Asher Sullivan
Aiden Martin
Jackson Hernandez
William Robinson
Nigga, I lost
Jordan Butler
Adding "Virus" is redundant.
Andrew Allen
Easton Reyes
>251F
dude have mercy, turn that pc off
Ryder Murphy
Meant to post this one
Thomas Reed
It gets me everytime ahahaha
Gabriel Garcia
Colton Watson
Lost, really good one
Samuel Davis
Logan Kelly
Jaxson Peterson
Oldie but a goodie
Carson Russell
>yet
Isaiah Cruz
fice Neet
Connor Rogers
Hi Chris Chan!
Nathan Wright
Lost at the 'pleaded' bit
Gavin Clark
i got drunk as fuck on a river trip and woke up 200 miles away from where i was. I was traveling with some friends and the visit was to my aunts. They forgot my glasses and wallet. I didnt get them in the mail until 2 weeks later. was pretty pissed
David Wilson
Jayden Wood
Ryan Johnson
Sebastian Watson
Kek
Angel Price
It is 2:00am, it's an uncomfortably chilly diner somewhere in middle America. The service is slow and the coffee is burnt. You're only here because you can't sleep. Your kids haven't called in months and you haven't had human contact since the divorce years ago. You sit alone, maybe not actively depressed but certainly far from satisfied with life.
Then that's it. A sudden stroke or heart attack. This is where it ends. No ceremony, no family nearby, nobody knows who you are. Nobody even noticed for a half hour. Your legacy, all the things you promised for yourself left without any closure.
It takes them a week to inform your son who lives 3 states over. He leaves it up to the mourge because he can't afford to miss work. This is what it all lead up to.
Josiah Bell
Jayden Young
Enough with this shit, it's not even funny
Nolan Scott
077
Andrew Fisher
Cameron Jackson
398? What, you a tard??
Blake Jackson
It would be funny if there headline wasn't so disgusting and obviously a fake
Dylan Cox
398????
Carson Allen
Benjamin Johnson
Liam Collins
Carter Campbell
Jonathan Powell
Liam Thomas
sauce?
Kayden Richardson
Angel Edwards
Michael Edwards
Andrew Walker
Hunter Brooks
Just made this beauty myself. You're welcome.
Jayden Richardson
I'm not sure
*Sad face*
Jose Allen
There was a Swedish sketch once where a guy breaks the machine, then the repair man asks him what kind of monster he is.
Evan Reyes
No one has ever been able to successfully parody VSauce. And you, like everyone else, are just another failure
Justin Williams
Julian Collins
Blake Butler
Caleb Wood
My God, I don't think I've ever lost this hard.
Owen Bennett
Cooper Morgan
Asher Harris
Aaron Howard
Ill take some heroin and water with a suicide pill please...
Brayden Sanchez
Isaiah Thomas
We can dream
Jonathan Perry
classic
Jayden Hughes
Justin Campbell
Anthony Lopez
I lost
Jose Fisher
Lmao
Jonathan Lewis
Fucking saved
Bentley Ortiz
>finding they have a Yea Forums
Isaiah Gutierrez
Noah Williams
Christian Gomez
They should put those in gas station pumps.
Dominic Bennett
Andrew Sanchez
Tyler Howard
Henry Carter
>1 year later
>"Meet the wymzn who fight for sperm extractor rights"-Buzzfeed
Juan Johnson
The one for Yea Forums always gets me.
Jose Carter
Kek
Evan Perez
Bentley Bailey
Fucking Jews
Jackson Green
Welcome to tool time.
Lucas Miller
Lost
Benjamin Foster
Noah Diaz
funny
Camden Fisher
Kevin Ward
Sexylosers. It's somewhere out there.
Brody Nelson
bump
Jaxon Morris
its amazing how that guy can look at that and have a straight face
Noah Green
this looks exactly like that comfy anime image of the girl with the perfect setup. i wonder if they drew it based on this guy
Blake James
fukin lost
Austin Perry
Mason Parker
We used to call mescaline "beaners."
Zachary Long
Kek
Luis Roberts
Calling a machine you put your dick in viral is not a great selling point, except to the homos.
Levi Sanders
Shit
Jeremiah Stewart
Samuel Morgan
post some redheads and my room will sound like a CoD marathon
Gavin Ortiz
Carter Carter
I'm not having a funeral. It's the dumbest, most expensive thing a person can do. Absolutely pointless. I've had several family members opt out of the process and went straight to the fire box.
Juan Nelson
Camden Morales
How can you publicly degenerate yourself?
Michael Gutierrez
Luis Lee
Dylan Rogers
Lost
Asher Perry
Good for you but I'll be buried with full military honors. At zero charge to my family.
Evan Jones
Sauce?
Alexander Adams
not after they find all your CP
Hudson Myers
I gave up on it many years ago. I have no interest in it. It was something interesting when I first came to Yea Forums.
Brayden Nelson
>computer temperature is in F
oh god, what did you do to that computer?
Camden Collins
>No cheese-on-top garlic bread
Pleb
Evan Smith
Kek
James Rodriguez
ok normalfag, now go back to facebook
Christopher Lopez
Took me a couple minutes to stop laughing
Brayden Hernandez
I went to a college game with friends, got drunk the night before, and woke up two states away on some girl's couch. And not some small piece of shit states either that it might take a couple of hours to get.
I got drunk in College Station, Texas and woke up in Meridian, MS. Evidently I met some girl who took me to New Orleans, where I met another girl who took me to Mississippi. There at some club in some city, I met the girl from Meridian. All this happened while my mind was on vacation. Nothing happened with the Mississippi girl. She was just really sweet.
My friends finally forgave me, but never let me forget.
Isaac Brown
Jace Hall
>being dumb enough to join the military
Xavier Cox
Isaiah Thomas
You mean being brave enough to test my limits in combat. This is what men do.
Jacob Jackson
Today is the day, I'm going to be ending it now early in the morning just before my parents wake up. I haven't slept in almost 30 hours.
Goodbye everyone, and thank you for the fun times. I'll start in around 45 minutes. Yw
Livestream video link + explanation: spit.mixtape.moe
Lucas Fisher
Shut the fuck up already. NO ONE CARES.
Jordan Taylor
I will sell you one at a 4channel gold member discount.
Jace Cooper
Elijah Wood
>being dumb enough to join the military and then being proud of it
Lucas Phillips
William Brown
Lost
Landon Stewart
my sides are gone
Jose Murphy
>I see you coming, Dave.
Austin Ward
>Not knowing if you could handle an emergency.
>Mock those who've proven themselves
Yeah... I don't really rely on your opinions.
Dominic Wright
That's his "wish" money.
Brandon Sanders
solid
Tyler Rogers
So... Do you have to get in line? Or how does this work?
Eli Smith
Landon Scott
Kayden Rivera
>spit.mixtape.moe
its just a link to his discord
Owen Richardson
I’d like to think this was a “fuck you I quit” kind of thing.
Camden Carter
Fuck off
Hudson Green
That would be funnier if the guys could be more clearly identified as Republicans.
Dominic Murphy
what was she wearing tho
Zachary Ward
GG, this is finally it Yea Forums
>family despises me
>spent literally all of my life on 4ch and 8ch
>no gf
>poor
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you. This board has always been my favorite.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 15 minutes. f
Iive stream link + further explanation:
pastebin
.com/Q0vtwk8p
Isaac Cruz
I don't see that on the menu though
(going with bored kids and an old menu board)
Parker White
don't you have a wife?
Ethan Parker
They need these in prisons
Jordan Wright
I have 2 of them but it’s only 1 customer at a time.
1 sucks your dick and the other you can have it suck your butthole or you can make out with it.
I’ll give you half off if I can make a video of it but that’s my final offer.
Nathaniel Moore
bump
Daniel Lewis
lord vader would be proud
Christopher Myers
O fuck off, your not fitting in here
I kekd
Easton Roberts
Like an employee’s shift was over but the boss said he couldn’t leave until he rearranged the menu, so he did that as a way of saying he quit.
That’s what Robin would do.
William Rogers
sounds like the bitch was asking for it
Blake White
Ha I get it
Kevin Williams
Liam Long
Jacob Rodriguez
This was the worst ylyl thread ive ever seen and thats saying something. Are all of you fucking 12 or autistic
John Morales
I don't think the white permits cover under 15
Oliver King
Yea Forums was never good sempai
Andrew Morris
One for suck dick and one for suck butthole, please. You can make video, but you also pay for waxing off all my air from the neck down.
Jonathan Watson
Isaac Price
kek you poor brainwashed fool
Jonathan Parker
Eli Gonzalez
Joe or Robert
Owen Rivera
You pitiful faggot.
Brandon Gray
Noah White
You're just mad because your lard ass would never make it past basic
Luis Sanchez
you sad warmongering idiot
David Wood
Cooper Ward
Bueno
Jonathan Edwards
Nothing wrong with war mongering if you're a man. I'm guessing you're still clinging to your mother's skirt..
Parker Peterson
Wym? Republicans are not opposing gay rights
Chase Harris
Ending it all on stream. Thanks for the good times... Link and Manifesto: discord link: /mhHPe8D (Sorry for discord link lol)oi
Grayson Anderson
Dylan Sanchez
I'm taking 75 blues
Samuel Martinez
Correct. We don't care because - well, we don't care.
Jaxon Sanchez
I don't beleive you are actually a member of the Military. You sound like an immature 12 year old or some kind of liberal shill. I have utmost respect for our armed forces but they don't join to "test their limits in combat" and they certainly don't defend warmongering. Your posts are cringeworthy
Jeremiah Gray
Well that's not the point. user was making it sound like "aha, there are gay republicans! gotcha!" when that is literally meaningless. There are plenty of gay republicans/conservatives. I suppose there probably weren't back when gay marraige was an issue, but now that it is no longer, there is no reason for a gay person not to be a republican.
Gavin Robinson
I'm not a member of the military. I am a veteran. A combat veteran who earned his combat infantryman's badge twice over. Stand for something in your life that supports your country. Don't lean on the rest of us.
Wyatt Miller
That is the point. Republicans don't care what someone does with their life as long as you support our country.
Hunter Nelson
Bullshit. If you went through that you would be a more mature person by now. Men who have actually been through combat don't glorify it.
Carter Hernandez
The fuck are you gonna do fag, offing yourself or offing others?
Jaxon Nguyen
Fair enough
Michael Ross
your job is literally to be leaned upon. grin and bear it meatshield.
Christian Jackson
I'm pretty sure it's a spambot. That link is probably a virus
Brandon Davis
I've got to agree with this guy. I'm an active duty Army E7 35F in my 20th year, I don't know many Soldiers that "test their limits in combat". It doesn't sound like something we'd say.
Daniel Miller
You're literally interacting with a combat infantryman who once parachuted into combat while under fire. Do I sound like what you're claiming? No? Then your statement if false.
Pic related. Me way back in the day.
Charles Cooper
There's no magnetic equivalent to charge you mongoloid. That's why the divergence of the magnetic field is always cero
Jeremiah Miller
Ooooh, 35F. lol what a scary and intense job. gtfo pouge.
Jack Sanders
Lol. Fucking bitches.
Wyatt Nguyen
Eat shit you stolen valor mother fucker. Where and when did you manage to get two combat jumps? You're either in a nursing home or talking mad shit about being in Panama.
Owen Morgan
I guess I can't prove you wrong, but I can say that your mentality reflects badly on the rest of the military and by extension America itself. People already hate us because they think our military is made up of war-hungry murderers. Please try to prove them wrong, not right.
Eli Baker
You would get fat
Adam Kelly
coming from an independent- we all know damn well those fags are democrats.
Christian King
bread makes you FAT?
Joshua Russell
>the 400 lb hacker known only as Yea Forums
Carter Edwards
But you would also smell like garlic so... You win some you lose some
John Lopez
Any parent dumb enough to name their child khaleesi deserves the bills
Ethan Anderson
Welp, this is finally it Yea Forums
>family despises me
>spent literally all of my life on 4ch and 8ch
>no gf
>poor
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you. This board has always been my favorite.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 15 minutes.
Iive stream link + further explanation:
spit.mixtape.moe
-wq
Jose Smith
you could stop role playing whenever. Nobody believes you. And those that do believe you dont give a shit.
Oliver Sanders
Just one combat jump - Panama. You can start addressing me at parade rest, youngster.
Kayden Martinez
Beautiful story. Made me cry.
Caleb Parker
I'm drunk, dumbo. Who comes to Yea Forums sober?
You know how I became a life member of the 75th Ranger Regiment Association? Because I served in 3rd Ranger Battalion.
David Watson
the left can't meme
John Price
Why doesn't this say "Lil Mermaid"?
Camden Ross
On that note, I'm going to smoke a Montecristo and drink another beer. Later participants. Join up, have a fucking blast!
Sebastian Reyes
Sauce?
Nicholas Reyes
No you don't have to get in line user. You have to stick your duck in it
Ian Reyes
And that's the God damn best most of us could hope for
Jacob Gonzalez
I can't believe I actually read all this shit. Go fuck a muffler that's been running for 8 hours you sack of aids.
Carson Miller
how does it suck your butthole
Owen Sullivan
Lost
Jace Ramirez
What emergency would I need to fly to the middle east and kill Israel's enemies for?
Jaxon Diaz
What have I done...
Juan Campbell
Nict feee
Andrew Turner
So you took that thumbnail with your camera?
Connor Bailey
I am not impressed with your body user you need to be more like me
Matthew White
That’s good