>you have stumbled upon the shoe fort
>there are exits to the N, S, and W
>_
You have stumbled upon the shoe fort
w
>can i buy shoe
welcome to my shoe store
>you head west
>it appears you are in a living room of some sort.
Search for more shoes to add to shoe fort.
>you find no shoes. There is only a guitar. You can't play guitar and toss quickly aside
>There are exits to E and S
fuck the faggot guitar, kitty needs more shoes for his goddamn shoe fort dammit.
look for more shoes to the south.
kill jester
>You head south
>There seems to be kitchen around you
>There is a bottle of brown liquid on the counter and a large white box next to you
josh, stop bothering that damn cat
>you drink the brown liquid. You fell healed and capable.
>there are exists to the S and N
search the white box for shoes. If there's no shoes find a way to add the box to the shoe fort
>you open white box
>inside are only brownies
>there are no shoes
>the shoe god had awakened
>he is agitated and angry
>the shoe god is after you, you see a corridor to the north
>there are doors to the east and west
East
>you head east there is a toilet
>Yea Forums continues to post your photos sideways
>you read a book while taking a shit
>shoe god is angry
>you find a small pistol in the closet
>end your life
>pet the cat
>small pistol
boys it's time we take the shoe god on straight forward.
make it happen op.
Choose
I can't. The bastard has put me under his power.
The game is over, I shall remain a slave.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
THE END