ITT talk about a problem going on in your life, everyone else support them if you’ve had similar experiences...

It works! If only I knew back then it wouldn't have cost me a top position at Goldman Sachs but at least now I can happily continue as bookkeeper at the city council. Thanks buddy!

You’re very welcome my friend, I hope you find success in your life

Post what’s on your mind my friend, no one is insignificant and all are welcome

some time ago me and a chick were super fucking drunk and ended up fucking. there were some problems and i don't know how to interpret them.

first of all, my dick didn't get as hard as it could, not even close to that. it was pretty fucking flacid even tho i was in such a special ocasion.
did it not get hard because i was too drunk? i wasn't really conscious of what was happening, i was just following the flow but wasn't thinking about anything. was it the chick? i don't think it was because of fapping either. i think i hadn't fapped 3 days before.

also, the chick ended up without reaching orgasm. we fucked for around 2 hours. my dick wasn't as hard as it could get but it was still enough.apart from this, could it be because she was very drunk too? i'm not very experienced on sex, i've had sex like thrice in my life, so i didn't do anything extraordinary

paris chicks man, i'm confused as fuck

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Alcohol thins blood, with less blood reaching your dick you can’t achieve full erection. If she was ugly another chance as to why you didn’t get fully erect

Ok.. I live in constant dissonance, I love my friends but most of them are borderline retarded to the point that I dont trust them with anything serious. I know my value but at the same time feel worthless. I want to die but am afraid of death. I hate humans but cant wish harm on individuals. Don´t have any faith in this thread but wanted to see you faggots try.

hail longcat

It looks like your struggling with self confidence and happiness and that is why you react this way. Perhaps you’d like to talk about you problems and hopefully resolve them

nah, she was quite pretty. but the blood thinning makes sense. i want to tell my friends that i fucked this chick, but holy shit, what if they ask me if she came? do i lie to them?

It's been pretty warm lately, if you're in the northern hemisphere. Not sure how the southern hemisphere works.

We're all worth something to somebody. The trick is to value those people who value you.

You give thoughtful advice.

My father left before I was born, my mother sees him every time she looks at me. It took me a long time to accept the fact that I have to be happy with who I am, because sometimes certain people won't see the true me.

You seem to have made positive changes in your life. Keep up the good work. I'm rooting for you, user!

I feel welcome. This thread is a positive change for this this place, and we can all benefit from a little more positivity in our lives.

That's a little bit of whiskey dick and a lot of performance anxiety. It happens to everyone every once in a while. It can help to start her off and join in when you're feeling 'up' to it.

Sometimes when we're unhappy with ourselves, we take it out on others because it's easier than making positive changes in our lives. Why don't you tell us what you're really upset about. We're only trying to help.

A lot of the time when it's hard to feel strongly about anything, it's caused by a general sense of disenchantment. Have you experienced a loss recently?

A lie may be read through, and your friends aren't someone you probably want questioning your integrity in the future. Again, I would laugh it off, and tell them "We started, but I was pretty drunk, I'm hoping we'll get to finish later".

I relate and I struggle with the same problems, you and I are alike. Death is scary, at the same time life is scary. Do not end up losing your fire being pushed too far.

yeah, i didn't really ''do'' anything for her. i didn't ''suck'' her vagina, nor finger her or anything. maybe i didn't think of in at that moment, or maybe i did but was just too afraid.

anyways, it feels like these friends will make fun of me. don't get me wrong, they're good people, but they always make fun of me about these things. so when i tell them that she didn't cum they're gonna laugh their asses off in my face

Making a woman cum is like art. It’s difficult when you first meet them because different women experience pleasure differently. If this becomes a problem try fingering her or eating her out, spell the alphabet. Change the rhythm too find one she reacts too

My life has been this since I can remember. The world killed my will. I found out even your friends can hate you just because you succeed. Right now I have no job, no career, no future, great friends, and a great gf, and cant ignore that some of those are connected. I dont want to trample small people to get somewhere, and I'm too smart, smug, and lazy to do hard work.

what do you mean by spell the alphabet? do i eat her out while saying a,b,c,d...?

I’ve struggled with this for a decade, the motivation you lack is because of what you struggle with. Secondly work hard and respect what they do. If you succeed and become more smug your friends will be angry with you. If you stay true to your roots they will accept you and you may hopefully find happiness

No, use your tongue like a pencil on her clitoris, use your tongue to make the shape of a, then b, then c. I’ve found s,x and z to be particularly effective

do you think some example videos would help? certainly not porn, of course, but anything that shows this would be helpful. in fact, i've rarely watched porn so eating a girl out is still an unexplored zone for me. i mean, where do i do it? in the hairy zone? right in the hole? can you say the part and i'll search for it on a picture please?

I don't study at all and somehow I reached uni. I'm failing almost all my courses in both 1st and 2nd year of a 5 year program. I'm lying to my parents, telling them I'm passing; I work part-time so they don't have to pay for my failure. I play vidyas all day long, have friends but they're either co-workers, classmates, friends that I had before but don't talk to anymore or friends who I do talk to but only online. I practically never leave the house (and it goes without saying that I'm a virgin). Wat do frens?

Clitoris, located towards the top of vagina

I struggle with the world being shit because us humans are shit. Everyone should find light in depression but all we do to each other is divide and hate. Cant conform to such a low existence, and I stuck to the most enlightened good-willed people I can find. Still they cause pain to each other and there's no way out of it... I'm tiered of pain.

and is it where the dick goes too? because they already joked about me having to find the clitoris with binoculars or something

Text your friends and see if they want to go to a party, then ask them to study with you. Studying can be fun and productive when you’re with peers. Third, video games do become addictive save them as a treat for when you finish your school work and are winding down for the night

If you spread the labia, it’s up from the hole, it’s typically a small bump you’ll see it

Human nature is toxic, however we are social animals to find happiness we must engage in social practices. You will find good and bad people. Please do not quit because you matter and you are important my friend

seeing from the images isn't it a little bit small to make shapes with the tongue?

porn addict with an inferiority complex which leads me wanting to be cucked. throw in some racism in there and yeah. It's not pretty. I hate myself.

Don’t make tiny letters make them big but controlled, the nerves in the vagina spread throughout, the clitoris is sensitive; as long as you hit the clit they will get pleasure; think of it as the head of the penis and the surrounding as the shaft still sensitive just not as sensitive

Was this your first sexual experience?

I'm definitely getting the impression that the performance anxiety you experienced with her and the performance anxiety you fear from your social circle are correlated.

I've found that mantras can help immensely, and they're very simple to do; when you go to bed at night, tell yourself that you are whom you'd like to be. The trick is to use only positive words, for instance:
Do: I'm stronger than my addiction
Not: I'll quit smoking

So Do: People appreciate me for who I am.
Just turn off the devices, lay flat in bed, and repeat it to yourself until you fall asleep. Give it three weeks; you'll notice a difference.

Can confirm

Not to belittle your challenges, but you sound like you'd make an excellent programmer.

I'm going to add to I find M and W to be the best, but really, that's up to her. Also try not just the clit, but the entire area between the labia. You can learn a lot from Google. Use it.

It seems like you have a habit of taking the easy way out. You should seek out active hobbies and friends that share those interests instead of just accepting the scraps that are thrown to you. Once you know what you want and you start reaching for it, everything else will fall into place.

It's going to take practice regardless, but as my lesbian friend once told me; "You're tongue will never be long enough to make a difference in the hole, focus on the tiny nub in the middle of the clit.

The idea is to flick it around a little, but as I said before, underneath is also good.

Also, check out /lgbt/ if anyone knows how to eat a pussy right, it's going to be the girls there.

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Sorry for the delayed response, I guess I was busy being persecuted for speaking out against the supreme ruler. (pic related)

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so if i was to make a Z it would be something like this?

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More or less, keep your tongue as much in the pink as possible

The one time I found it hot was because I struggled with self worth and thought that if the girl I was seeing thought it’d be worth it then I can do it. Once I found happiness and self worth I realized how poor of a fetish it is. Focus on growth and you will out grow these problems

one of the first, yeah. other ones i remember almost nothing. i'm pretty much a raging alcoholic in parties so sadly i don't remember much of the other times. this time i was also drunk as fuck but not as much

there wasn't really any anxiety though, as i was drunk i was just going with the flow. if i wasn't drunk, i'd be saying oh my god, what's she gonna think, etc. but at that moment i was just like ''oh cool man lets do this''

yeah next time i hope to try licking a bit. maybe that works for chicks more than my flacid alcoholic dick.

>focus on the tiny nub in the middle of the clit.
a strange piece of advice

yeah, that board does sound like a good place for this

- cont
Pardon my ramblings, its late and making sense got thrown over by letting it out.
Thx for the support annons, guess I chose my yearly post correctly.

Really think about your priorities. If you need to skip a year of college because you need social life and mental rest it might be your best option, and it makes it possible to either come clean or not having to deal with it.
College is great to make friends, but only if you're really where you should be, meeting like-minded people.
If you don't know how to study and don't have practice doing it college will be near impossible.

I quit about 10 years ago, when I got into college in the same situation as I just kept going because I counted on killing myself once I got kicked out. I didn't obviously but the damage was done anyway. Now I just exist, and despite my best intentions there's no real job I would take or dreams I want to make true.
I'm gonna take my leave and hope the rest of the anons in this thread get some help aswell, especially pussylicker user. God speed young perv.

It all depends on the girl.

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Install Linux ya fag

>finally learned where the clitoris is
anons, this is a great thread. genuinely helpful. thanks a lot. now gonna go sleep. have a good day (:

Thank you for stopping by spread the positivity - OP

>be 25
>diagnosed with testicular cancer back in March
>go through three rounds of chemotherapy that stretches from April to June
>nearly every complication possible occurs
>constantly anemic
>3 fevers
>4 hospital stays
>3 blood transfusions
>numerous panic attacks
>required a wheelchair for most of those days
>always fucking dehydrated
i think god fucking hates me.

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>chemo
Not all tumors are malignant, but all of them are treated with potentially deadly radiation treatments.

Don't they use mushrooms to treat cancer in Japan, and have a higher survival rate? Maybe God would prefer you trust what he's created instead of what man has?

>Hate my job
>Finally quit
>Friend gets me job at a new place that pays me a lot more
>turns out this boss is even worse than my last one
>mfw

I just wish I could find a job doing something I liked, for someone that wasn’t a shithead.

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God gave him ball cancer, God hates him.

Maybe God just wanted him to be free of the risk of child support.

Try being self-employed. If your boss is still an asshole then you have bigger issues to deal with before you deserve an easy life.

Yea Forumsros how the fuck do i get motivated most days I can do something for about an hour and after that i just fall on my face and have no desire to do anything inb4 depression

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That's a good way to start, if she responds positively when your tongue is in a particular location, repeat that movement. Regular repetition can be key to orgasm for women--you get a rhythm going in the right spot and that's it.

I'm 2,500 dollars in debt because of a visit to the emergency room back in February where I didn't even get any treatment. Now a collections agency is coming after me and I have no way to pat it off. There's a number I'm gonna call Monday that may be able to help me as like a charity case or something, idk. I feel like I'm on the verge of tears.