WWYD if you were at the club and you were taking a piss at the urinals and this guy walks in...

WWYD if you were at the club and you were taking a piss at the urinals and this guy walks in, stands approx 18 inches behind you unzips and then starts pissing against the back of your legs?

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I'd assume he had down syndrome or smt and pretend not to notice

Smack that hipster faggot. No matter what happens next

Kick nuts and piss back on.

Turn 180 degrees and thus slapping him with my dick

Heel of my foot goes right into his nutsack.

180° and piss on his cock

>turn around
>continue peeing
Sup

If this guy walked up behind me in the bathroom, he would shit himself before he pissed on me

Judo chop that faggot on his temple