Rekt thread

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this made me unreasonably angry

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Are you my rekt bro that has been posting on the last few?

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Am I the only one that wants that to happen to me?

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I don't know why he reacted so slowly. it's almost as if he couldn't feel anything and until the pee landed on his phone he noticed

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trump supporter.

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china in a nutshell

>the show must go on

What type of seasoning is that? AIDS?

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EW KETCHUP?

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What happened here? What was that on the ground?

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Happens anywhere. Psychological phenomenon called dispersion of responsibility. The more people around a crisis, the more everyone thinks someone else will handle it.

At least he wont reproduce.

cure for cancer, the heroic african american male was only trying to get it to save white people

It was a phone glued to the floor.

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I'd devour that

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How?

In any other country it would be the reason, but in China if you try to help the person can sue you to be responsible of their hospital bills/funeral.

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Wheres my bat?
I got something better...

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Excuse me what the fuck?

what

*vomits

underrated post

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Damage+10

no, chinks are fucking insectoids with no regard for human life.

that lucky mother fucker... I wish they did this at every place

God... I didn't read that.

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maybe a balloon

thats why you don't get so close to behind trucks and pass over multiple lanes while doing so...

More of this

ugly dick suckers

youtube.com/watch?v=xKzLpm-ZGWA

>not in china
must be fake

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>god give me a sign.webm

"Excuse me waitress, I didnt order sauerkraut on my hotdog"

She was a good girl. Just didn't get the opportunity the whites get.

>niggers
why am I not surprised?

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filename lmfao

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what the fuck were they trying to accomplish

His back is soaked before he notices. Kek

Lorry's troll level 99

Wtf would you do? I'm sure the paramedics were called. No one else is qualified to do anything for that guy.

You gotta get to work, you can't do anything to help, what the fuck? What would you do crowd around him and ask him if he's ok? I mean shit.

"handle it" How do you "handle it" besides calling 911?

Kek this needs sound

Why u hatin on my filenames :'(

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>THAT LITTLE SCOOT FOREWARD

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The problem with China is those who choose to help are then blamed by the victim and have to pay up enormous amounts of money. You can't trust anybody anymore, not even this guy

behave

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Scary shit man

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youtube.com/watch?v=QmYcqG2Nbl4

Not at all.

Been a while.

I feel like I'm necroposting at this point.

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what the fuck is this, anyone can explain?

Eat fresh

Goes from pretty bad day at work to fucked up melted eyeballs and face real quick

being niggers.

Without knowing the context I assume that dude just realized he's the only white guy in spic niggertown

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no fake at all
dumb drivers are all over the world
exactly

Like literally in the stars that he was meant to die right then and there

pajeet dies
golden

Belly inflating, theres a shit ton of videos like this...

this. chinafag here. there is a meme law that allows people to sue anyone who touches you after en accident/injury or whatever, and since most people are poor and gay, they'll do it, and they'll usually win. Also, if you try to help someone, who later die in the hospital, you can be charged for murder for not "doing enough". But if a person is dying infront of you, and you just ignore him, you'll have no problem. Helping a person in need is one of the stupidest thing you can do in China.

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They're trying to move dry wall in the most retarded way ever.

Why dont their people (including their military) revolutionize?

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Sauce?

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Was it his head that flies away?

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Maybe

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filling intestines with air. She probably got hurt pretty badly.

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obvious fake, her tits inflate too

because they're cucks. Just doing whatever the people in power tells them to do, it makes them feel like they're a part of an epic superpower, booming economy, "derp we takin over now" etc. Also, trump trying to mess with chinese economy is making people in china even more hardline then ever, so that certainly doesn't help.
Also, the military is the worst of all, they do not care one single flying fuck about the country, they're useless faggots who couldn't find a decent profession so they joined the army so they can have a stable occupation and as long as they do whatever their bosses tell them they'll never be harassed

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The moment you later see her running the fuck out sent my sides to orbit.

Today is finally the day, I'm ending it now early in the morning before my parents are able to wake up. I haven't slept in roughly 30 hours.
Goodbye Yea Forums, and thank you all for the fun times. I'll start in around 45 minutes. LX

Livestream video link + explanation:
pastecode.xyz/view/raw/5ae731d3

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Who was this guy?

Don't do it nigga.

an hero of Yea Forums

>because they're cucks. Just doing whatever the people in power tells them to do, it makes them feel like they're a part of an epic superpower, booming economy, "derp we still in charge now" etc. Also, Xi Jinping trying to mess with America's economy is making people in flyover country even more hardline then ever, so that certainly doesn't help.
>Also, the military is the worst of all, they do not care one single flying fuck about the country, they're useless faggots who couldn't find a decent profession so they joined the army so they can have a stable occupation and as long as they do whatever their bosses tell them they'll never be harassed

The insurance company is gonna die laughing

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Story?

Bye faggot, I'll be away when you an hero, but don't worry. I'll watch you soon on rekt and YLYL threads soon. Maybe you'll be remembered from time to time and newfags will ask who the hell are you. This will be the only thing worthy to remember about your life.

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They did that back in the 50's.

Kek

One was trying to count them but is was too complicated -he had to keep the counted ones separate from the uncounted

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Much better with audio

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American Chinese more likely..

If you were truly Chinese you'd know that has been repealed in the government. You can get in to trouble for NOT helping now. Fakeass chinese...smh.

>china produce things alot cheaper and therefore have lower prices
>americans wants to buy stuff for cheaper prices
>americans buy chinese shit
>"china is trying to destroy us"
>"we should increase import taxes so that americans are forced to pay more for american made stuff"
>"haha take that china"
other than that you just copied my post, so idk what the fuck was your point

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Don't need sauce. Man had seizure, convulses on floor and ,modern chinese who are self-absorbed into their consumerism, commercialization, and government approved capitalism culture, pass by and let him die. Altruism is beyond their comprehension. Ironically ancient chinese wisdom had the answer.

souless society

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IDK. with that much air inside her, her ribs were forced to expand as well, making her tits appear larger.

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No i'm not fucking "chinese", i'm Zhuang. Fuck you and your communist niggerfaggot gay as fuck government

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That's really beside the point, but yes calling 911 would be handling it, trying to apply first aid, stopping to stay with them, ask others if they know first aid, rally an effort... You've mistakened handle it for "fix it". No, handle it as in react and try to do something, anything.
On a crowded street most people do nothing and carry on with their days. If one person comes across this in a secluded alley, they'll very likely run for help or call 911. That includes everyone you just saw in the video walking around him.
This is a well documented and studied behaviour.

Ha! What a stupid

Dude don't

You're sure the paramedics were called. So is literally everyone walking by. That's the issue. And they're thinking exactly what you said, "shit I gotta get to work, surely someone called a paramedic".
Whereas if they came across this and no one is around, almost anyone would call 911.

Then you are chinese...

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Hungry Hungry Asians.

You'll Read the odd story in the news about a broad daylight rape or murder where no one did anything. Keep an eye out, they come up. Same principle. Someone else will help.

This is a weird experiment done a while back, strangely attractive though

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't ya.

Rent free in your head 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

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That the shoe fits from either direction and blind nationalism is dangerous

As far as China being the boogyman for globalization that ship sailed 40 years ago. Get used to the shitty half hopeful existence that is going on now because we are politically paralyzed and you can look forward to at least another generation of this hollowing out of the lower 90% of American society.

I don't have a name for this vid, suggestions?

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Sadly, this happens to me daily.

ty

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>china
>government approved capitalism culture

I'm never surprised anymore the amount of misinformed ignorance you can find on this board lmao.
You've never been outside of the country I guarantee it

suttle yet amazing

sucks ass with no sound

what happened to the hat?

Bombo klaa

Hungry Hungry Tuk Tuk

He has a wife and kids, my dude

If Ivanka can play at diplomat, then you can just let this user feel that way too user.

Nice hat

The Chinese are a disgusting people

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What happened to: Stop. Drop. and Roll???

nice dubs

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and you, sir

This keeps her fresh for days

Is this shit real? lmao

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fucking retard

I believe so. my source; imgur.com/gallery/PxFYk
I didn't post the Webm originally but I did know about that runestone

I am visibly angry

I posted the vid, but I didn't know they made a runestone of that epic encounter

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Did he just accept his death? Scary. knew he had no chance

justice delivered. Luckily the stupid ass fucking U.S. government didn't handle this guy with a ticket and then sent him back into action.

>U.S. government
those are clearly not US plates

That kid's fighting at two years old and I'm almost 40 and never even took a swing.

Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in that explosion. Deciding if I should dump her nudes

I just love it when the chimps get all angry when their criminal behavior is thwarted.

Do it nigger

source please, anyone

Are you a mexican?

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Is fake you retards

hope she died lol

dumb twat

Covered in molten metal. You can see it dripping off of him.

Spigger

I am not

well, I never said they were. Didn't pay much attention either. Only thing I know is that if someone were to be caught doing some dangerous shit like that and gotten pulled over they would give him a slap on the wrist and send him on. It's not a problem until someone gets killed OR you've put peoples' lives at risk 10+ times.

Going off to represent Somalia in the Olympics in the future

The she must have been cucking you with one, that explosion was in mexico. Post her nudes in revenge.

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Nice try, Chinese government

Woww....they were counting it panel by panel and when it fell on one dude, they tried to lift the entire thing, when it would've been easier to slide them one at a time off of him rather quickly.
In conclusion: Scientists were lazy and tried to act, like they were doing their job (being useful) and dumb as bricks for no logical thinking.

If I found out a bitch did that to my food I would want to strangle her.

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Any woman who would use her own child as a weapon does not deserve to bear children.

>and just like that, it's over

kek

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would love to see the aftermath

Oh?

Ded birb

that never would have ended well

I saw a TV show where they did this with a quarter (glue it to the sidewalk). It was amazing what people would do for a free quarter.

German Autobahn, young Girl was driver, survive that crash.

Fuckin wow.

>suttle

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fake but not gay

That Bitch killed him and was like "it's still my jam!" And kept fucking (what I can only assume was) "dancing"

> fucking niggers

go back

what i can't figure out is did she do this because she liked the patron or because she hated them?

the only people i know who'd order a hotdog with just ketchup are children. so, the plot thickens.

Ikr?

Your brain

Is he ok?

but the voice in your head that says "whats the consequence if this goes wrong"

Bet she had a yeast infection.

back in the day there was some weird shit floating around

*Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump

Dumb cunt should have gotten up instead of being dramatic.

Kek

Clearly not in the US dipshit

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that fall is long enough for adrenaline to kick in and have some time to be shit scared about whats coming

i scratched my butt and my fingers smell like poop

at least they missed that no parking sign. that coulda been really bad.

what hits him?

yep, i bet you're right. now that i think about it, i do vaguely remember reading something like that in one of those home remedy books.

It's almost like there should be some safety equipment installed on it...

Yes

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medium.com/@secreteyeseverywhere/waitress-puts-customers-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-before-serving-it-to-them-10ebbcf01301

when your mental model of the physical world is based on cartoons

It's not German.
It's Belgian.

source: I pass those signs daily.

PARKOUR!

He was covered in molten metal. The only thing you could do for him at that point was finishing him off.

51.073925, 3.457079

I love the pissed off look he gives to the other guy who reached for the phone as if he was somehow responsible.

Shuaiby, used to frequent /r9k/

lolwut. why would any beta DnD nigger do that?

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And some people would pay good money for a bit of this

nop
don't believe the cover up

>Zippo® brand de-icer commercial

another motorcycle

well how bout that. honestly, jeff torres doesn't sound like the kinda guy who'd be offended by such an action.

even better with the benny hill theme song

what are the chances

Nice

yeah if he would have known that's why his wiener had a bit of wang to it he probably would have left a nice tip

>are you a bitch ??
i would killed them both

In China?

Yes.

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Vacuum sealed for freshness.

holy shit, that was an execution, right? and not some kind of stunt gone wrong

kek

wwyd in this situation? open the windows so the air can flow and the drive the hell out of there?

Why everything and everyone want to kill you in China?

die he die? he certainly deserved to

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Cant make out wtf he did

in that specific situation? dont go over a fucking bridge

obviously it was his protective helmet. are you not wearing one right now?

The car? steering it so the front faces the wind is the best option. The truck is fucked no matter what. too much surface is resisting the wind.
Must be Darwin in action.

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That dude cut off his nose to spite his face.

this actually looks fun. and intended

he died

Dead?

yeah, like the other guy said. iirc, they interviewed him and he said it was a stupid as fuck idea that could have got someone hurt, but was glad it turned out funny and commemorated

This shit's creepy what's happening

he ended up writing a really good book about his long road to recovery and self exploration , but ya hes fine now

Sorry, it was meant to reply your question

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>Anything happens
>Camera instantly to the floor

>hitting the water at 40+ mph
yeah, fun

that's a shuttle, not suttle

suttle doesn't mean anything you fucking idiot

a robot from r9k
sad

Ohh yeah? Then, what is this?

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I've wanted to kill myself for as long as I can remember, thankfully my dog is old now and I can die the day he dies, im only alive cause i love him

>he
>him
You mean, it

I hope they put your tomb next to his on the animal cementery

maybe they can bury us together, i plan on hacking my arm open in my car with his dead body next to me, i did a test cut years ago , up and down not across, i did it a quarter of an inch away fro the main vein on my fap arm, im ready to finish the job , just waiting on him

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I feel like this thread will die soon

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How one joins the Tory party..

He died the most macho way possible....

White people...

a fagets meme. next question?

>hat Bitch killed him an
nah, he's probably just a quadriplegic now

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a step up from lighting farts

very strong seams on those gym shorts!!!

lol this is a rekt thread? try living in america. school shootings, dead fetuses, gender inequalities. nothing bothers me anymore. this is now a fight thread cause you all are fagets

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Livestream it faggot

sploosh

North Koreans finally put a man in orbit I see.

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of course

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trips of truth

Get help

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best part is now i fap with a purpose, the more i fap the bigger that vein on my arm gets , easier for me to hack open and bleed out , win/win

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checked

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