New Asian Gorl thread!
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New Asian Gorl thread!
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Mason Foster
>‘If you had a husband, you’d spend all your time scolding him.’—Yasunari Kawabata, Snow Country
Clouds cry with an emotional zest both riotous and confusing. Gravel screams with a rage most vigorous and corrupt. Even the wind bites at the very figures of society's mete. Everyone, everywhere, waiting for the new Asian Gorl thread! Asian Gorl threads are like Einstein's string theory! They keep everything together; closely interlocked like tiny, tiny particles, smaller than atoms, smaller-than-the-building-blocks-of-life material! Existing on what seems to be a quantum level, the Asian Gorl thread invites sheer calamity and chaos! The way Einstein puts it is like this, in the twelfth dimension, there are these strings... which link our dimension with the previous eight, they supersede all other defined dimensions, which create a paradox of reason, call it a Schrodinger's Cat paradox! Such that, by looking, the observer's paradox calls into question the very particular illustration seen! Now, I can't very well imagine a dimension beyond ours, let alone eight more! But I would guess, viewed in our tiny fourth dimension... some stuff from another dimension might be subject to all kinds of interpretation simply by looking! Might be here, might not!
That's kind of the way these Asian Gorl threads are... existing as super strings! Super-strong, sturdy strings which complete the universe! seuss is a superhero, don't you know? :^) And Asian Gorl, for sure, would spend most of her time yelling at seuss, if they were ever married... That's also kind of like Einstein's string theory,
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Aaron Lopez
>I am now swollen, tight and fat like an enormous tube. I began to bulge in the last season, but this season there’s no hiding it—I’m huge. My mother and my father lavish me with care, keeping me well fed, if only to make me swell up even more. The apartment feels a lot roomier now than it once did, and maybe that’s why they’re trying to make me get bigger. Some days I can clearly recall my two missing brothers, but other days I wonder: was I just imagining them from the very start? The incense smells like sandalwood, and when I listen to its fragrance Goshiki’s voice floats into my ears. Goshiki’s voice—the one thing I can be certain is real. –Hiromi Kawakami, Record of a Night Too Brief
Weight can be tough... especially in today's modern world! Hamburgers, chocolate sundaes, even store bought candies are made with tons of fattening sugars and substitutes! For Asian Gorl, she never watches her weight... she's like a barbarian, pried from the ice. A relic from a distant and lost past. Chomping tuna melts on the way to work! Fixing her jacket, running towards the bus stop! Three cheese pizzas for lunch, and a large Vanilla Coke! Her Jungian E.S.P. gives her no court in the realm of weight, but it does imperil her, flickering flash-forwards of impending heart attacks... Asian Gorl's bronco buster, bodacious legs beat the pavement! A whole new way to describe thick, Asian Gorl's fat headed and fat legged! seuss ought to find a reason why he's so attracted to her in the first place; all of this reads very easily!
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Henry Foster
>Have you ever tried to bully a wave? Punch it? Kick it? Pinch it? Hit it? Beat it to death with a stick? –Ruth Ozeki, A Tale for the Time Being
Asian Gorl's critique of the string theory was pretty pronounced... she turned me down! Turned seuss down again... she always turns seuss down. seuss crawls into a ball, turns the shower onto a piping hot stream, and sits there idly for two hours... Have you ever tried to bully a wave? To punch it, or kick it? It's futile.. the only thing you can do is swim... unless you want to drown, and in that case, punching and kicking wouldn't be a very good way to drown! seuss is immodest, and shameful like young Werther, just moments before his suicide. Asian Gorl is the smart one; she ought to help seuss get his life together, but what is seuss even good at... she blows him off at every passionate moment!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Carson Gutierrez
>What must it feel like, I wondered, to begin again? Would I still be the same person if I woke up in a different language and another existence? Rubbing my eyes, I climbed out of bed. –Madeleine Thien, Do Not Say We Have Nothing
seuss is angry... angry at the watchmaker! The all-father, the creator of all things. What would it be like to wake up as a different person, with new languages, new cuisine, new culture? What defines culture...? What are culture's demands? God doesn't really know either, although he seems to be fashioned as an expert in anthropology. Everywhere around seuss, a dismissal of his lifestyle, a disapproval of his behavior. Even culturally accepted norms are considered caustic around him. A lurid and vivid anger sets into the pastoral, shining bright like a tranquil day in the old west! Grass blows freely, the cattle graze with dignity—blue skies overhang a misty mountain. seuss' vision of anger is a concert of philosophical precision! There will be no thunder, and no earthquakes, no tsunami or nuclear explosion! Only the hot, dry, and piercing precision of a Southwestern heat! There will be... blood.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Brody Lopez
FUCK OFF
Justin Lee
Remember to change your personality frens! Especially during the summer... it's the only way to be happy. By betraying yourself, and those dubbos!
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Jacob Evans
DUBS! WOOH!
DOND BULLY MY FREN PLS!!!!111 BULLYIGN WONT MAEK U HAPPYE!!111
Kevin Gomez
Are there any television shows which are filled with so much fucking violence that they make you wonder, "what the hell happened to the creators of this fucking show?" I mean, who shit in their cereal? What the fuck HAPPENED to cause them to create such a violent animation?
For me? It's Ojamajo Doremi. This fucking anime has so much lurid violence on the screen it's fucking incredible. Guy pushes you in the street, what do you do? Push back! Say, "Hey, you fuck off with that right now!" You know? What does Doremi do? "Aw.. well he musta had a goode reason for dat..." I mean, a completely normal level of violence which is taken to a vivid and histrionic extreme level of niceness, all for the effect of seeming like a cute girl in a magical witch outfit.
Check it, you can look at some textbooks on art theory and literary theory, Ojamajo Doremi is fucking jam-PACKED with violent choices. Still don't believe me? Episode six of the first season, what's the first thing you hear? The FIRST FUCKING THING?
GUNFIRE WITH A FLUTE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND! This is some real shit guys. You oughta start paying attention before someone puts a bullet in your noggin. Japan ain't screwing around.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
David Scott
lole nobu cham wrote dis dint she
William Baker
No, it was me. lole
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Alexander Torres
First bump ob da Asian Gorl thread!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Colton Torres
I miss my frens. I have dejà vu! But it will be gone by the time I wake up! Until then...
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Jonathan White
gotta keep AsianGorl thread up
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Bentley Carter
>If only I could sleep. If I could shrug off consciousness for even just an hour. The house is cold on all these nights, more nights than I can count, when I wake up and pace about in bare feet. Chill like rice or soup that has been left to go cold. Nothing is visible outside the black window. The dark front door rattles now and then, but no one comes to knock on the door or anything like that. By the time I come back to bed and put my hand under the quilt, all the warmth is gone. –Han Kang, The Vegetarian
Asian Gorl's features... what are Asian Gorl's features? She is fair, rugged, masculine. Weighing in very easily at one hundred sixty pounds, Asian Gorl has a unique bodytype; owing to no great shape of athleticism, she is just normal. There's something else, she's disturbed, on a very inner level, by some ghost or apparition, her senses of E.S.P. promote in her a fear both intimate and bespelled. Hm... what are Asian Gorl's features, guys? How do we describe Asian Gorl... at length?
Male sexuality is a deeply understood and widely discussed topic on Yea Forums. Memes likes Spurdo Sparde and Bury Pink are really on the nose...
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Juan Howard
>A convenience store is not merely a place where customers come to buy practical necessities, it has to be somewhere they can enjoy and take pleasure in discovering things they like. I nodded in satisfaction and walked briskly around the store checking the displays. –Sayaka Murata, Convenience Store Woman
You don't understand seuss' feelings... and how could you? If they were the feelings of a rock, or the rock's feelings for you, it's still a rock. Imperturbable and motionless, stable like a statue, standing against time like a golem. seuss' feelings.. you never had a chance to discover them. It couldn't possibly be your fault. The joy and pride that comes from the Asian Gorl thread... the honor seuss feels in his service, these are more than mere delights. An employee must take pride in his work, and more directly, he must understand his work intimately.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Brandon Hall
hello seuss, hello asian gorl
solecisgendered is heree, afte r being both sad and busy
Gabriel Gonzalez
>I expected an answer from my wife along the lines of “I’m sorry, Father, but I just can’t eat it,” but all she said was “I do not eat meat”—clearly enunciated, and seemingly not the least bit apologetic. –Han Kang, The Vegetarian
Deflection comes are many great costs. Defying direct instructions takes strength, both mentally and spiritually. And a person's choice to stumble or amble, fall or fly, is met with unconditional fever and anxiety. As a courier, Asian Gorl's E.S.P. promotes effusion of the mind, piecing together the building blocks of thought, into an array of liberation. Asian Gorl is.. a rebel.
Welcome back friend... Asian Gorl thread is always open to you.
Did you see this yet? youtube.com
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Jacob Cooper
what is this? im more curisou of how it has so many views..
Kayden Wilson
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Jack Sullivan
lole
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Easton Sanchez
It's Fiona Apple, a art-pop star which started a video blog... a lot of people love her and want to have sexy time with her! She had that popular song in the 90's about male chauvinism... and "lying limp in your own hands!"
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Justin Williams
>I opened up the kitchen first thing in the morning. I’d mix and knead the bread dough and leave it to rise, then put the chairs up in the dining room and start cleaning. At the same time, I put water on to boil, and prepped the vegetables for sides and salads. I checked stock levels, and topped things up if we were running low. Then I’d bake off three or four dozen loaves. –Banana Yoshimoto, Moshi-Moshi
Asian Gorl... a master chef!? Asian Gorl is three-sixty with the wrist! Chef Legasse with a twist! Cut! Knife! Swag! Asian Gorl cooks up some really good grub... I don't even think you can call it grub. It's more like cuisine; possibly a delicacy! Asian Gorl's pasta dish is a set phrase, filled with ornamental sages and mints, bonded by the very noodles, to a singular moment of satisfaction! Her cooking is very grammatically sound, don't you know?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Jaxon James
>When the girl came up the stairs with her scuttles full, arms strained and face puffy, doors cracked open as she struggled by. Hard looks were cast at her and her scuttles. Women exchanged loud remarks. Once a tenant on the third floor—he had since been shot, but not for that—had kicked over the scuttles, growling, “Whore!” –Georges Simenon, Dirty Snow
Cold weather invites warm hearts. People everywhere return to their homes, kindle fire and share soup; stories about childhood fill the air. Asian Gorl sweltering in the heat! The tempest of summer, where hearts lose their heat, and grow into a frigid seclusion. It may not look like it, but Asian Gorl is fighting her own wars, trying to survive under the stresses of society and her own supernatural abilities! Not to mention Heyday, who's now drawn more attention than she's worth...
Your fortune: Average Luck
Joseph Ortiz
>By the end of the summer, with Jiko’s help, I was getting stronger. Not just strong in my body, but strong in my mind. In my mind, I was becoming a superhero, like Jubei-chan, the Samurai Girl, only I was Nattchan, the Super Nun, with abilities bestowed upon me by Lord Buddha that included battling the waves, even if I always lost, and being able to withstand astonishing amounts of pain and hardship. –Ruth Ozeki, A Tale for the Time Being
Pain is in the mind, like the brambles and twigs slashed upon the skin. The thistles and thorns which prod and open old wounds! Electrical signals interpreted by the mysterious machine, the brain; complete in its assessment of dialectical arguments on which sensations are pleasurable and which are irritants.Pleasure comforts the soul and brings new joy in the well of the conscious, though for Heyday, pleasure is a constant irritation. Like sexual intercourse which is annoyingly pleasing, or food which is irritatingly delicious. The adverbial provocation of these blended symphonies gives us, the audience a new perspective on villainy: that of Heyday and her infatuation with seuss. Through nostalgia, an agony and pain is relived constantly. Heyday descends on this like a vulture, consuming until sated.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Isaiah Parker
>While on the other side of the world men were staggering about in darkness and mud and snow, blind with fatigue, or with their eyes shot out, or their entrails dragging in the dirt, the sun would be shining in California, and Bunny would be facing a crowd of one or two thousand school children, lined up on benches and shrieking in unison: “Rah, rah, rah, slippery, slam!—wallibazoo, bazim, bazam! Beach City.” –Upton Sinclair, Oil!
Fair. What is fair? Fair is... when both sides get the same thing! Wait, no. That's not it. Fair is... oh! Fair is when both sides get their equitable designs. Wait, no! Fair is... well, what is fair? Children starve in Africa while the elite complain about bad food in America. Politicians enjoy corrupt sex, while the proletariat can barely exercise their fetishes.What is... fair? I suppose fair is an abstract conclusion derived from the basis of mortality and the inference of morality. seuss answers a question by explaining it.. that's probably not the answer people expected!
Asian Gorl knows what's fair. Only she would know, really! Since she has E.S.P., it would be partial to consider Asian Gorl immune to fairness. In fact, seuss believes Asian Gorl knows exactly what's fair! She would know better than anyone.
Your fortune: Average Luck
Evan Richardson
this thread is like Expert Toilet Water Drinkers Anonymous
Alexander Ortiz
dubs
I had designed the Asian Gorl thread differently a couple months ago, but I was getting actively bullied for the way it was done. So I changed the format to be a little more like a blog.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Oliver Edwards
seriously i mean no offense but if there's so little interest maybe you should stop or take it to another board
Michael Johnson
It wouldn't make sense to take it anywhere else.
Where would you put this thread? Where is a thread like this OK to make except here? I'm entirely invested in it, it's not an issue of whether I can just stop making it altogether. It's more an issue of it being a regional problem. There's just nowhere else to do a systemic roleplay of Asian Gorl on Yea Forums.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Logan Scott
/qa/ would love it
Chase Stewart
That doesn't mean its allowed. You can get permanently banned for making this thread there.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Wyatt Bennett
/jp/ would loved it
as long as you put some 2huu alongside AsianGorl
Jordan Adams
How could you make the Asian Gorl thread on /jp/ without explaining who she is?
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Anthony Ross
Maybe you should try to get a perma ban?
Josiah Harris
That doesn't really bode well for my psyche either!
I want to criticize high school behavior, not practice it.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Joshua Myers
idk seuss (nice dubs)
you're the eccentric genius
you can probably figure something out
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Levi Butler
I don't want to figure anything out!
Why do you think I make this thread!?
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Benjamin Mitchell
because you really like AsianGorl of course
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Cameron Morgan
Yes!
Correct!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Josiah Ramirez
my, this conversation was fun to read heh
Nathan Hill
Chen jumping through eighty-eight hoops!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
William Wright
Page nine Asian Gorl thread!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Jace Peterson
blue hair cutie
Alexander Hernandez
Hey Yuji, what's up?
Your fortune: Good Luck
Jason Campbell
Gabriel Green
Try not to let the door hit you on the way out!
kidding, just kidding
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Justin Gonzalez
diubs...on page 7...
Asher Bennett
Solecisgendered thank you!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Dylan Jackson
Page niner Asian Gorl thread!
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Ayden Evans
Asian Gorl... don't die!
>I'm sorry seuss... it's time *cough* for me to go!
No, Asian Gorl! It doesn't have to be this way!
>I know it doesn't... I... I want it to be this way *coughs blood*
Asian Gorl! Asian Gorl! ASIAN GORL!!!!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Josiah Reed
Woah!
Sorry guys.. page ten!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Aiden Thomas
who is it for you?
Angel Murphy
My Asian Club teacher!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Dominic Thomas
>"What if I've got a soldier I just can't get along with?" –Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game
Have you ever bought food? Did you ever notice, packaged food is effective until a certain date? Meats, vegetables, cheeses. They all expire. Isn't that a wonder? Intimate. In Germany, they have a saying, "When I hear the word culture, I reach for my pistol!" It's from a famous theater play called Schlageter, by Hanns Johst. Hanns was directly aligned with Nazism, at the time, it was difficult to resist. Food on the other hand, rots. It's already dead, it doesn't need to die twice, but... it spoils. Asian Gorl doesn't know it yet, but she is timeless. There are Nazi's out there, you wouldn't be surprised if you saw them, but there are.
Your fortune: Average Luck
Brody Russell
>'Neither should a woman present herself to an animal for sex. It is a perversion.' – Leviticus 18:23\
Animals are pure. They're designed for concept, contoured against the backgrounds of nature. Created for the ecosystem of organisms smaller than an amoeba. Animals are pure. Would you have sex with an animal? I would, only if it were Asian Gorl. seuss is so lonely, he would fuck Asian Gorl cheek to cheek (cheek to cheek is an euphemism for having sex with a smile on your face, also known as smiling ear to ear). seuss doesn't seem desperate, I don't think desperate is the right word. He is loyal, devoted to Asian Gorl. The woman who saved his life.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Jayden Ross
Hi seuss
Noah King
Hello Tragick!
Did you lose anything important too?
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Carson Kelly
Oh, I guess you could say tht
I just feel angery all the time and have a hard time sleepong
Parker Morgan
I have that feeling sometimes too.
I have to read all these books and then I have to study, and practice for so much stuff, and all I want is a decent night asleep.
Your fortune: Average Luck
Alexander Hill
Last time, on Asian Gorl:
Asian Gorl? Asian Gorl?! ASIAN GORL!??!
>WE NEED 50CC'S OF MORPHINE STAT
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Nicholas Bennett
The Asian Gorl thread about literature and Asian American literature.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Cooper Collins
page niner btw
Oliver Ward
Oh good... I was looking for this.
Your fortune: Bad Luck