>be me >22 beta with no friends or social skills >went to culinary school cus I like to make food >thought I would get a gf and work at a 5 star restraunt >lolnaw.png >still anti-social as fuck >been working at small restaurant for 2 years >yesterday I got off of work and went to the restaurant's bar >sit next to 9/10 blonde babe >she looks at me >I'm not really good looking, maybe a 7/10 at best >only thing going for me is my huge beard >she turns to me >"Love the beard" >"Thanks..." >she sees my work shirt >"You work here?" >"Yeah" >"Ah cool, do you like cooking as a hobby?" >"Yeah" >"Cool! Any other hobbies?" >what's with all the questions? >"Uhhh Iike reading and like....computers I guess..." >"Oh sweet!! Okay could you like, do me a favor?" >"What...?" >"Okay so like, I have this friend and like, she just went through this breakup a couple months back and you're like, 100% her type" >wat.mp3 >"Uhhhh..... I don't know... what does she look like?" >she pulls out her phone and swipes through her photos until she finds one and hands me the phone >its her and this 10/10 in bikinis at the beach >the girl sort of looks like Sssiperwolf but a bit thinner and slightly darker skin >"Yeah she's like, a book worm and loves computers and stuff and she like, LOVES guys with beards" >"Oh, okay I guess..." >"What's your number, I'm setting you two up for tomorrow" >"She's not doing anything for the 4th?" >"Nah she just stays indoors most days, are you good tomorrow" >was just going to go home and beat my meat all day >"Not really.." >"Great! I'll text you later!" >"Okay..." >she pays her tab and leaves
>next day >get message from blonde to meet at restaurant I work at at 7 >7 rolls around >meet her at resteraunt >she's wearing a black hoodie and jeans >I'm wearing a dress shirt and pants >I sit down >awkward silence >"I like the beard" >"Thanks...." >"How long did it take to grow?" >"Two years" >"Humph, you need to clean it up a bit but its good none the less" >"Thanks" >I think back to what the blonde told me >"You like books?" >"Yeah I mean I read but every so often" >"Oh, same" >silence >"So you work here as a cook huh?" >"Yeah for two years now" >"Cool" >she really hasn't been interested in any of the dates >"I went to culinary school too" >she focuses >"Oh so you like actually know how to cook" >"Yeah, Gordon Ramsey came to our class once" >she perks up >"Really?" >"Yeah" >talk about cooking for a bit >I'm actually keeping spaghetti in pants tonight >"I also heard you like computers" >she rolls her eyes >"Sam told you everything huh" >"Yeah" >she chuckles >we talk about computers when our food arrives >"Like any website in particular?" >she pauses >"Yeah like reddit and stuff like that" >"Oh cool, I like Yea Forums"
Jose Jenkins
>Oh cool, I like Yea Forums C'mon man, you nearly had it, why'd you have to screw it up?
Damn, talk about YLYL! Stop going third party and go direct!
Robert Lopez
>wot >WOT >spaghetti overload >say goodbye to date >her eyes widen >oh shit here we go >"....really?" >".....yeah?" >she smiles >"Same" >I shit you not she said that >of all the girls on planet earth I'm with the one who likes Yea Forums >if there is a god he has been holding back on me all my life for this moment >"Wait really?" >"Yeah, my brothers thought it would be funny to show 10 year old me /b." >"Now I like Yea Forums now so I guess I'm fucked up in the head now but eh, what can you do?" >I'm in shock, my mouth is wide open >she actually laughs >"Yeah I wasn't expecting you to say that" >"Yeah me too" >she smiles >boner.exe >we finish eating >she's going for the check >"It's cool, I have a discount here so I'll pay" >"Oh okay" >no I don't, only works when you are working >who says chivalry is dead >we walk out of restaurant to sounds of fireworks in the distance >yeah if there was a metaphor for how I felt it would be that >realize that we don't know each other's names >I tell her this >"Oh yeah, my name is Sierra" >"user" >"Well user I did not expect this date to go so well" >"Same" >"Here's my number" she tells me her number and I plug it in to my phone >"You know I'll be expecting a greentext of our date to night" >she laughs >"Okay" >I laugh >"See you soon" >"Bye user"
Here's the greentext like I promised, I hope you liked it Sierra
Nathaniel Johnson
if this is real. Post a pic of you and her with a fuckin time stamp. I'm screencapping this now. You larping fahgot better DELIVER OR ELSE ILL POST THIS SHITTY STORY FOR YEARS.
