Jesus is your Lord and saviour.
They deleted my last thread.
I've been banned from other places so I wouldn't be surprised if I was banned from here...
Show off your mom's and sisters pussy is on but speaking of Jesus is not?
See the hypocrisy.
If Jesus came to 4 Chan he would be banned.
It's just that simple.
And that's a reflection upon you.
Jesus is the dude who hangs out at Home Depot and will build you a deck for a couple hundred.
what the fuck are you on about, dude?
God is a myth for women and babies.
want me to leak your best friend
Go fuck yourself, asshole. Proselytizing on Yea Forums is really fucking stupid. Are you god's messenger?
they are plenty of places on the internet to talk about jesus.
far fewer let you post your mom's and sister's vagina
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I came here for the lost.
God fucked you fag mom with the force of 1000 bbc's
You're the one who is lost if you actually believe in ancient desert fairy tales.
I believe in the metaphysical.
I believe that a man without sin sacrificed Himself so that our sin could be erased.
If you know anything about the spirit world you should understand the power of a blood sacrifice.
Time to educate yourself.
How nice. Another self-appointed savior come to rescue us from ourselves. GTFO, you've got nothing to say that hasn't been said before.
>If you know anything about the spirit world
That it doesn't exist?
If I am just another repeater.
Why do you come here and post your opinion?
Do you go and tell Kelloggs they are shit every time you see one of their ads?
You're a hypocrite
You're the worst thing this world has ever been plagued with.
good you need banning you jesus jew fucking faggot
Wow! How original. Why even bother?
you find me a jew without sin, and i might believe in your great scheme
You'll never be without sin.
Only one man ever walked this world sinless and He sacrificed Himself so that ours may be forgiven.
Youre a fucking false prophet who doesn't know shit. Nothing is worse than that.
If I am a false prophet.
Test me.
Or are we just supposed to take your word for it?
you're tellin me that jesus never at bacon?
Jesus told us that whatever goes into the mouth comes out your asshole and is of no value to the Lord.
It is instead what comes out your mouth which has value. Because it is from your heart.
Give up the world.
This means to give up all of it.
You're a dick. Do you think you're going to convert anyone on Yea Forums? Ask god for another assignment, asshole.
If what is coming out of your mouth came from your heart, you should seek immediate medical attention.
Of my word reaches only one single person the Lord is pleased.
except pork isn't kosher and he was a heeb
Are you a psychiatrist?
Because if you're not I don't see where you got the knowledge to diagnose me.
If he was a heeb as you say.
Why did the heebs hate Him so much that they crucified Him?
>Show off your mom's and sisters pussy is on but speaking of Jesus is not?
My sister's pussy exists.
It makes a difference.
It shows what you think about.
because he was better at running their game than them. because swindlers have always been around, and women have always fucked traveling falafel salesmen behind their husbands backs (yet before he claimed ownership of it)
What does psychiatry have to do with anything? If blood is coming out of your mouth, you have a problem.
Now you've lost me.
There is no blood coming out my mouth.
And if there is any coming out yours I agree that you should seek medical attention.
Did the lawd tell you that? Did he pick you to spread his word or did you just take it upon yourself because you think you're special?
>It shows what you think about.
I don't think about it, but it exists. It's there. You can see it.
Jesus has had 2000 years. If the nigger ever existed he ain't around here any more. He's your imaginary friend who makes you feel better about not understanding things. I don't need that superstitious crutch.
I have no idea what I'm doing right now.
I'm not driving.
>It is instead what comes out your mouth which has value. Because it is from your heart.
What comes from your heart is blood. If blood is coming out of your mouth, you should seek medical attention.
Better ask your god for assistance cuz you suck at this.
He's real.
I've seen it too many times to deny it.
The only true power in this world is in His name.
I didn't come here for you.
You're a piece of shit that will be used as compost.
Because you can't explain it doesn't mean it was Jesus.
It's simple.
Pray to Him with an open Heart.
Ask not things of this world.
It's easy.
But you're too stupid to understand that this life isn't about what you gain in this world.
You're just blind
Found the kike
Gawrsh, I've never heard that before. Wow, just wow.
Been there, done that, nothing.
Found the moron.
Even if you deny existence of God (which isn't unreasonable), Jesus the Carpenter is reasonably well confirmend historical figure.
If you want a car ask Satan.
If you want a girl ask Satan.
If you want money ask Satan.
Don't fucking ask me.
I'm not going to answer your selfish prayers.
Grow the fuck up.
The only people who deny Jesus existed at one point are Jews
OP, do you really think this... hardcore advertising of your stance will actually help to spread it?
OK.
None of his contemporaries wrote about him, and he's not doing much now, but OK.
That's exactly what Jesus did.
How would you say that worked out for Him?
I don't deny he existed. I don't give a fuck. A lot of people existed. Doesn't make them the son of god. If you wrote the story and published it today, people would laugh at you.
If He isn't in your life how do you expect to see His works?
If you don't look at something is it there?
He was crucified screaming for his mother.
So no.
And you're a sanctimonious buffoon who thinks god speaks through you. You're a dime a dozen, faggot. Try preaching at bus stops, you'll find more gullible people than here.
Lebron James isn't in my life either, but I can see his works.
So.. you're the judge of that.
According to you I'm a sanctimonious buffoon.
According to you..
>my sister's pussy exists. That's the difference.
You literally did.
Give it up,man. You suck at this. Really.
If you don't want anything to do with Christ then why don't you just walk away?
I'm only here to preach the word.
It doesn't matter how good I am according to you.
What is good according to you is the least of my worries.
Because the lunacy of being preached to on a titty board is too precious to ignore.
I think most here would agree. Where do you get the balls to tell others how to live? Who the fuck do you think you are?
Let me ask you this.
If Jesus was alive today.
Where would He go to preach the word?
I am James.
And you will live the way your were intended to.
If you don't you'll be dealt with.
If Jesus were alive today he could miracle up some shit on CNN and we'd all believe it because we could see it with our own eyes.
But he doesn't do that because he doesn't exist.
It should be of prime importance to you. How can you spread god's word if you project incompetence? Can you tell us one thing we haven't heard before?
not banned yet, why do you ask
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this already?
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Jbsx
If it wasn't summer this thread would have hit pg. 10 long ago
Then you know nothing of the second coming.
We were told that He would come as a thief in the night.
And look at you all...
Expecting some kind of fireworks.
Idiots.
Did you even read the bible?
Probably a Greyhound terminal
But I do know he wouldn't be posting on fucking Yea Forums.
Or at least he'd be on /pol/. Sure not here.
No..
I can't.
The Truth always was and always will be
There will never be anything new about it.
just made some coffee and it tastes like sausage
Well, can't argue with that.
I am pretty sure story has him screaming for his father.
>Did you even read the bible?
No. Did you read Dianetics? Same shit, different dude.
You're not James, you're just an asshole, and a boring one at that. Fuck this.
What
is with
your spacing?
You will have to answer to God about that.
I never knew you.
He types the way he thinks, slowly and with a lot of space between the words.
Daily reminder that there is no good reason to believe the Christian god exists.
Care for the message instead of the spacing.
Maybe your life might get better.
Your message has already been exposed as garbage.
The message is that your sky monster sent youto Yea Forums to tell me how I ought to live.
Kind of silly on its face, isn't it?
wtf are you talking about
Exactly what it sounds like. There is no good reason to believe the god of Christianity exists.
That's your opinion.
My message is clear.
Jesus is Lord.
There is absolutely nothing that can be done to prevent His dominion.
Then what the fuck does he need you for?
And the response is equally clear:
Jesus, if he actually is based on a historical figure, is long dead.
There is absolutely nothing that can be done to bring him back.
That's for God to know and for you to find out.
Then simply leave this thread.
No.
I'd be more impressed by god if he were a better judge of character. Everyone who thinks god sent them to tell me shit is a cunt.
weird, mine tasted like peanut butter this morning
Its hilarious how much hyposcirssy rules this motherfucker.
I've got idiots telling me that righteousness doesn't belong on this board..
No wonder
You came here to Jack off to some guys wife.
And now you're telling me what's right and wrong?
Please.
Here, have some burning bush. Might make you feel better.
There is nothing morally wrong about jacking off to some guy's wife, but there is something morally wrong about spreading falsehoods.
Find our what? So far you've really said nothing that we haven't heard before. Did god find you through a temp service?
Of course there's something wrong about jacking off to some guys wife!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Do you have eyes?
god's had some really shit employees over the years. Like I said, he's a really crappy judge of character.
>Do you have eyes?
I use them to look at other guys' wives so I can jack off to them.
>Of course there's something wrong about jacking off to some guys wife!
What is wrong with it? No one is harmed.
>What the fuck is wrong with you?
I use this thing called reason.
>Do you have eyes?
Yep. Do you?
It's adultery bro.
It goes against the laws of the Creator.
It's your choice.
>It's your choice.
Then I choose jackin'. Takes the edge off, you ought to try it. Maybe you wouldn't be such a judgmental cunt.
>It goes against the laws of the Creator.
Even if there was a creator, what right would it have to rule us?
Then may your seed be spread upon barren lands.
May your lineage be abolished.
He doesn't rule over you.
You have free will.
You can either obey His laws or not.
No one is twisting your arm.
D'oh! Too late, already have three awesome kids.
I've been fruitful and multiplied.
Ooh, how biblical. Can you turn your rod into a serpent?
May the fruits of your loin be sour.
For you have rejected the Almighty.
So it's all good if I don't obey its laws?
I can turn you into a servant.
"The fruits of my loin?"
GTFO you trolling faggot. This has been awesome.
Try it.
Let it be done.
It won't.
I don't feel any different.
I don't see anything different.
It's almost like nothing happened.
Already accomplished.
Too bad for you.
I will if he exists. His existence is unproven and, all things considered, unlikely.
Tell me what you did before nothing happened
You've turned yourself into a complete buffoon. Can't you see you're failing miserably? You're not clever, you're definitely not charismatic, hell, you'd probably be a second rate greeter at Walmart if they still have them.
What's wrong with your knees?
I was sitting here typing on this thread. Now I'm still sitting here typing on this thread.
What's wrong with your god? (Hint: he's imaginary)
I didn't come here to impress you.
So never mind sending a paycheck.
I would have thought it was obvious that he was referring to sinless Jesus the son of man, lord Jesus, the Christ, son of God, member of the holy trinity.
Jesus the guy existed. Jesus the institution you fags talk about did not.
I can heal you.
I don't have any wounds, thanks.
What about your knees?
Don't worry about impressing anyone, you can't. Like I've already said, you suck at this. I'm tired of you, so fuck this.
"Do not listen to any teaching, allegedly by us, either by word of mouth or by letter, that the day of the Lord is come ... for as thunder in the East can be heard even in the West, so shall be the coming of the Lord"
Good says don't listen to people like you.
Then why don't you just leave?
Do you go around the internet letting everyone know what you don't believe in or is it just Jesus?
Leave.
Ignore him. He listened to his pastor without reading it himself, see:
Holy fuck dude why the shit does there need to be AN ENTIRE LINE BREAK between damn near every sentence?
My knees are fine, and quite real, unlike your god.
I only don't believe in one more God than you. You don't believe in thousands and make it your mission to tell everyone, we're just responding to you to point out how bullshit that is.
No rules, 24/7 active Yea Forums chat server, come shit post, get the fuck in here already
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Ei362
Why does it matter?
Your knees are destroyed and you know it.
Strange that I was able to do squats earlier then.
Then move along and don't respond
You came here for porn anyways.
Didn't you?
Now go whack off.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Why would you even deny it?
Because it makes you sound really stupid and reduces the chance anyone will give your words credence. You should care about making your message readable if you care about spreading it. But you don't. Your a troll pretending to be a Christfag spacing everything out like plebbit on steroids.
No, if you're going to shoot your bullshit, I'm going to point out how bullshit it is, near-atheist.
Weren't we talking about my knees?
What you think doesn't matter when it comes to reality.
Many people thought that Jesus was a fake and that's why He was killed.
See?
Then what questions do you have?
Ask me.
Deny what? I have perfectly functioning knees exist. They are proven to exist while an all powerful being is not, no matter how many times you post fundamentally flawed 'proofs' by Aquinas.
I will heal your knees whenever you ask.
I see you repeating what a book says. And you still sound like a retard, and a troll, which you are.
My knees are perfectly fine though.
A lot of the washouts on the new defunct Topix also replied this way
Wyatt makes you so sure the other gods are not the correct ones?
Then why would you stay here and bump this thread?
Why bother? You have no coherent answers...
Will clearly the btfo 'Christian' who never read his own holy text has no answer for this because he is a troll.
You are fully aware that they aren't.
You have heard the cracking sounds
You can't deny what I bring forth.
If you don't want your knees to be healed just don't ask me.
Period.
Because it's more interesting to see the ways you desperately try to ignore anything that btfos you than it is seeing 57854754 porn threads.
Jesus never existed, at least not as depicted.
Kill yourself
If I'm keeping you away from porn then I'm doing my job perfectly.
Thanks for the notice.
I didn't ask you to heal my knees, because my knees are perfectly fine. I know the status of my knees better than you possibly could.
My knees are fine. Aquinas bears his arguments on a fundamentally flawed axiom. The only person who has no leg to stand on here is you, which is why you're making this hideous, awful pun about knees.
It's not a pun.
Your knees are literally destroyed and you'll pay for it the rest of your life.
Give us a shred of proof that God exists and we will eat our collective hats.
Until then, promptly kill yourself so you can be closer to your faggot, God.
I love you too.
>You can't deny what I bring forth.
You delusional idiot. You're fucking crazy, yes?
Ironic that "God" chose a man who cannot read and comprehend.
My knees are quite literally in great condition because I haven't damaged them by placing pressure on them for the sake of a being that could be imaginary and probably is.
Go ahead and show evidence of God.
Not evidence of complexity. Not evidence of perceived orderliness. Evidence of God.
kys
You're btfo and ignoring it to hope nobody else notices.
Sure. If you say so.
If I say that a rock is a flower.
It won't make the rock a flower.
Too bad you won't make it there.
Soon.. but I won't kill myself.
You'll kill me.
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he isin the secret chambers; believe itnot.For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
How many others say so? You're avoided irl, aren't you?
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he isin the secret chambers; believe itnot.For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Irl I'm the one that avoids.
I'm nobody.
I don't exist.
you mean the Jews will kill you
I know my father and I obey His commands
Who are you exactly?
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
No.. this time it will be the Christians that will kill me.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
No you don't. You openly and brazenly ignore them. Demonstrably so.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
I follow Christ only.
I am a true Christian.
Please show me where Jesus said these things.
You don't exist? Kind of ironic since god doesn't exist either. Now I understand the attraction.
When Christ said
I am the way.
I am the truth.
I am the life.
It's the only thing ever spoken in this world that wasn't a lie.
If you follow Jesus and His teachings you will never go wrong.
Take it from someone who has gone wrong too many times.
cuwejus?
This is just worldly arguments.
I'm here for your soul.
Then move on faggot.
The Bible.
Please show me where he said any of what you said?
Otherwise you are wilfully ignoring the word of your own god.
>Take it from someone who has gone wrong too many times.
Especially when you ignored the word of your own god.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
I came here and I was rejected.
Let it be testified before the Lord.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Translation: I came here spouting hypocrisy and was caught out in it and had to backpedal hard to try and explain it away, and failed at that, so now I will place the responsibility on someone else like a good Christian.
but what if the Jews want ti kill you again
Even if I had one you're too incompetent to be trusted with it. You're here for my soul. Who the fuck do you think you are? What a sanctimonious piece of shit. Just another self-appointed messenger from god. Go fuck yourself.
All of you who have rejected me will pay the price of your ignorance.
When the day of judgement comes, you will not be able to say that I haven't come to you.
didn't I see you this morning at breakfast?
>Don't blame me for my hypocrisy, blame yourselves!
No
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
It's not like we rejected you. Your'e simply obsolete and have no place in the world anymore.
99% of Christians are liars.
They worship me in a way that is idolatry.
Blessed be the few who have chosen to walk the narrow path and follow me.
For in this world, it is a narrow path indeed.
Let's see, he's coming soon right? You've been rejected because you suck at this. Go convert the homeless, they're an easier mark.
and whose fault is that shit? who created fucking Christianity to follow your fucking teachings? Explain the Catholics and how that contributed to society?
>Now I AM Jesus.
Your trolling is becoming a mess son.
He has always lived.
He is eternal.
This whole idea of Him coming back is stupid.
Listen to me if you have ears.
I was always here and I always will be
I live in your heart.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
You blew it. Not even non-Christ fags will fall for this shit.
Why would you stand around and listen to a lie?
Perhaps it rings true?
In reality you're the one that blew it.
Eternally.
Is you don't listen to the lie you can't refute it. That's like saying a book is shit having never read it. Kind of like how you didn't read the Bible you chastised others for not reading, hypocrite.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
If you deny me in this world you will deny me in the next.
Enjoy your stay
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Degenerates like you belong on a cross, faggot.
You mock what you can't slightly comprehend.
How foolish is that?
I've always belonged on a cross...
Faggot.
I don't mock. I point out.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Yeah, yeah. It's late, youre boring, I'm out of here.
Bubye.
Reminder that no one ever asked you to come in the first place.
Who told you I'm listening? I'm simply here to mock you and expose you as the fraud that you are
Of course you're here to mock me.
What's new?
So far OP has spent more than half this thread
>Chastising others for not having read the Bible while ignoring evidence that he in fact has not read the Bible.
and
>Chastising others for ignoring God's message while wilfully backpedalling on the Bible issue to ignore God's message
OP, you are, in fact, a faggot.
He is, I'm not. I'm here to remind you that you have still not owned your hypocrisy.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Jesus loves you no matter what.
You said a no no word. Skydaddy will be mad at you and send you to wash out your mouth with satan's asshole for all eternity. But a fag like you would enjoy that.
Jesus was a rather swell dude. He befriended hookers and defended the poor. He also wasn't the son of any deity and dies for nothing.
I clearly said more than once that I only follow Christ.
His teachings.
His words.
His actions
Nothing else.
Now come again with that appocalyctical bullshit at me and I'll laugh.
He would. I'm honest. Pretty sure he'll be struggling to love the fag who speaks in good name while ignoring his message though.
I love gay people.
They are no worse in my eyes than the masturbates or those who take birth control.
If you know your load into a Kleenex or an asshole or your hand
....
It's all the same sin.
But you don't. I posted his teachings, which you ignored.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Fuck you, sanctimonious Christian swine. You do this to give some semblance of importance to your shit existence. You're a fuckup irl so you try to compensate for it by pretending you're a holy man doing god's work. It's not working.
>son
fucking loled
Why are you so mad?
What did Jesus ever do to you?
Name one thing .
You come here to this thread and literally call Jesus out.
You better have a good fucking reason.
Do you believe the Bible is the word of God?
>I follow his teachings
>But also I judge
Lest
Ye
Be
Judged
Your hypocrisy is raging
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
I call you out for speaking in His name while ignoring His word.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
OP answer this man without saying that the Bible isn’t the word of God.
It's not working.
Didn't you realise it the first 8 times?
I believe that Jesus is God.
His word is above any other
And you get His word from..?
I called you out, you fucking piece of shit. Don't try a diversion.
My heart.
8? I've been here half the thread. All will see him ignore the word of God to preach the word of God, all except him, and that's no less than I expected.
You didn't do anything of any significance.
Let's just leave it at that.
So you have NO source besides your feelings, and what you, a FLAWED HUMAN believe?
I know you well.
All will be fine.
>telling people to read the Bible
>gets bible quoted back at him
>instantly backpedals and implies that Bible isn’t the word of Jesus/God
You are the definition of a false prophet. I came here because I was interested in what you had to say, but I now can’t tell if you’re a troll or actually evil. If you’re a troll, good job, ya got me
Still not answering for your hypocrisy user
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Define faith.
Jesus came down my throat in a dream. I swallowed the seed of God, All shall bow before the Holy Fag
Did Jesus go around quoting the bible?
You do not know me and yo do not know the Word. You are a hypocrite whose hypocrisy has been DEMONSTRATED FOR ALL TO SEE. I have uttered no word that cannot be demonstrated to be found in the Bible YOU insisted others should read, or quoting YOUR words.
I do not judge you, I only point out the facts, and the fact is you have gone back on your own words, so I cannot trust you to deliver the words of another.
Wait a minute...
So you claim to be Jesus?
No, because it wasn’t written yet. His teachings are recorded in it, if you didn’t know. If the Bible is below Jesus, why did you insist that people read it?
No, that’s you bud. Where do you see this user claiming to be Jesus?
Yes. Directly. At almost every speech he gave he referred back to earlier teachings.
What YOU, a FLAWED HUMAN believe.
I claim to be me. You said you know me, you don't. I could be Jesus for all you know, but don't claim to be like you did. I claim to be someone who read your words and saw them contradicting one another, and realised that you cannot be trusted to deliver someone else's Word if you cannot deliver your own.
I tell you all.
If Christ Himself would knock at your door for help in the middle of the night you wouldn't answer.
should have dropped out of this when OP claimed to be both James and Jesus lol
What have you done that's remotely significant? Have you ever converted anyone? Well, have you?
I would, because of someone was desperate enough to knock on a door for help in my neighborhood they must really need it and I'm not a shit person.
I'm also not a hypocrite. We tried to help you earlier this thread. Tried to help you improve the delivery of your message, but you turned to hypocrisy and shunned the help and here we are.
i think he sold me sawcon once
I am James.
I never claimed to be Jesus.
Ever.
But I am James.
Hundreds.
God/ jesus is just Santa Claus for adults. " Be really good and follow the rules and you'll get a award/ gift at the end." Sounds kinda selfish to me, to do all this religious stuff just so YOU can get into a special club.
>I never claimed to be Jesus.
>99% of Christians are liars.
>They worship me in a way that is idolatry.
>Blessed be the few who have chosen to walk the narrow path and follow me.
>For in this world, it is a narrow path indeed.
Hypocrite
Liar
Troll
He's also said he's James. He's really fucked in the head. Funny part is he actually thinks he's doing something. We're giving him way too much attention which is really all he wants.
ok
I mean, guys, James is not an uncommon name. Pick apart the Jesus bit instead.
Then why don't you just scroll on and let this thread slide?
What compels you to bump it if it's so unimportant?
Can't you see how much of a hypocrite your are?
God knows you're lying.
the no u card, a classic maneuver
You tried to pass yourself off as the biblical James, nut.
The hypocrite calls others hypocrite. This is rich. For the record I haven't bumped this thread in over an hour. Sadly sage doesn't stop other people bumping.
yeah im thinking his name is just James irl lmao.
Jesus is Lord.
Nothing can be done to change that.
You can kick an scream all the way...
It won't matter.
HE IS KING AND YOU WILL BOW.
Maybe not today.
But I guarantee you that you will bow.
I'm not him. I'm the guy taking the hypocrite angle. And he may have, but but not as clearly as he pretended be was Jesus and he could always just claim his name is James.
You don't get to keep ignoring this buddy.
You:
>Did you even read the Bible bruh?
Also you:
>*Obviously didn't read the Bible and just takes what his pastor says as gospel, thus ignoring the will of God as given in said Bible*
>Then you know nothing of the second coming
>Expecting some kind of fireworks.
>Did you even read the bible?
Did you?
>That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Good diction and enthusiasm
Annoying typing style
Got tripped up by your own words too much
Claimed to be Jesus too much
Didn’t have solid responses to holes in your position
Good commitment
Overall 6/10 troll, back to Yea Forums for me
I enjoy berating losers like yourself who fantasize they're doing god's work. Earlier someone said you're obsolete. How true.
I've always been very clear.
I am James.
I am not Jesus.
Clear.
Do I need to repeat it again or do you hear me this time?
bumped up to 6.5/10 for how infuriating complete denial of your previous statements can be
Then why would you waste your time on the obsolete?
Don't you have better things to do?
Keep your ratings for yourself.
I couldn't cate less about your approval.
You're not going to do this.
What you're going to do is go to bed.
Tomorrow is another day.
Do as I tell you.
you sound like sugun
James, can I call you Jim?
Jim you lied. You openly and brazenly posted in the first person as if you were Jesus. You have also openly berated others for not reading the Bible, then when it was pointed out that you hadn't read it yourself, the Word of God, New Testament, the Teachings of Christ, you said the Bible was not as important as the teachings of Christ, which you supposedly followed. You then proceeded to openly act against some of the most frequent teachings of your Lord and Saviour.
Jim, son, you are a mess.
Give it a rest, faggot. You can't even sound righteous effectively.
I haven't lied.
You haven't understood.
Then leave. No one is holding you hostage.
Yes, you have. And you've been a hypocrite.
inb4 no u card again
Would you like some attention?
I'm all yours.
Why is it that you're here really?
Actually, no. As long as you're here I'll keep insulting you. I enjoy pointing out losers as Ive already stated.
And this makes you feel good about yourself?
You're easy prey. Think I'll stick around...
If I was such easy prey you'd be eating already.
Now that you mention it, yeah.
We are. You've done nothing but validate our criticisms.
So it makes you feel good to hate?
You somehow thought that was clever? You'd be wrong.
So be it.
If you feel like a Victor.
Be just that.
Be proud.
I have seen all kinds of people.
None of them I fear.
All of them I love.
What can you do to me?
Kill me?
So what?
Don't you understand how this works?
I'm never leaving.
There is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me.
Absolutely nothing.
All you can do is watch.
What? You've become a complete waste of time. God's needs to replace you ASAP.
I am here to point out that you are a hypocrite and a liar, who backpedals and tries desperately to squeeze out of anything you get called out on rather than owning your flaws.
You lied
>99% of Christians are liars.
>They worship me in a way that is idolatry.
>Blessed be the few who have chosen to walk the narrow path and follow me.
>For in this world, it is a narrow path indeed.
This was you speaking as if you were Jesus Christ. The one you claim now that you were not. You say you are James, that is your name, right Jim? You're not the biblical James, correct? Because the others in this thread think that is what you are insinuating. Answer the question: are you the biblical James?
I am James.
I don't know how many times I need to repeat it so it gets through your thick skull
Or ignore you, which is what we should be doing. Like most nickel and dime holy men, you really have nothing to say. Go seek attention somewhere else.
>All you can do is watch.
Wrong
We can show everyone else your hypocrisies and lies.
Then please get the fuck on out of here.
If I said all you can do is watch i didn't mean anything else but that.
Enjoy the show.
You'll be James the brother of Jesus shortly. It just takes a little time.