W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D, Fourth of July edition!
A h-happy homecooked meal, s-straight form my heart to your hearth
W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D, Fourth of July edition!
Logan Gonzalez
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
anekiho.me
twitter.com
Joshua Green
Bump
Easton Powell
What are you preparing today Alice?
Brody Wilson
woo
Connor Cooper
Make me a dumpling, bitch.
Bentley Scott
No lollygaggin'
Adrian Lee
I'm g-glad you asked!
T-todays meal is a QUINTESSENTIAL summer time food: pulled chicken sandwiches!
Zachary Brooks
i mean,lack of tits aside.your body is fuckin hot
Isaiah Baker
also,i ate shitty today
had a handful of cheez it's for lunch.and 2 eggo's for dinner
feel like i missed out on the whole bbq and beer(even though i drank a pint of miller lite)4th of july stuff
Nathan Nelson
I'm q-quite sure they are up there, but t-thank you anyway
Jayden Thomas
GOOD THREAD!
Anthony Diaz
ITT: attention whore and her white knight army
Mason Adams
sounds nice to me! I'm looking forward to it.
Joseph Butler
for real though,aint sayin your body is bad.just sayin,i perfer bigger tits but your body still aint bad
Kevin Hughes
Hi Alice! Are you virgin?
Samuel Kelly
I'm g-glad
Ian Gonzalez
F-first, let's go through the ingredients, shall we?
We n-need chicken (duh), seasoning FOR the chicken, BBQ sauce, and potatos
Oliver Powell
I guess this is happening now. Any anons that are similarly repellent to incel circlejerk weeb cancer feel free to join in
Isaiah Sullivan
Heccin' nice
I have no idea what that is but heccin' nice.
Jackson Lewis
Levi Young
Looking great Alice \o/
Brandon Perry
Elijah Gray
i have no idea how will you cook with only one hand, better make a string paper mask instead of holding up paper
Adam Thompson
this isn't that
Tyler Ross
How you deal with menstruation?
Michael Price
Jaxson Bailey
It's v-very tasty
Mason Walker
Hunter Miller
Why is this faggot "alice" back?
Elijah Anderson
okay white knight fag
Christian Rivera
Lincoln Anderson
Nicholas Long
Jeremiah Kelly
It's m-much easier this way
Michael Moore
Connor Lewis
how can a non-virgin woman be an incel?
Justin Bailey
How often do you have sex?
Adrian Nelson
Brody Edwards
Isaac Morgan
I n-never left
Julian Price
more refers to her following but this weeb cunt is probably an incel herself by the looks of things oh and she probably has a dick
Logan Green
Brayden Hall
You need to get a better stand for your instructions.
Ryder Cruz
Hunter Rivera
You're nervous. You look amazing beyond words. Bless you for doing this.
Henry Kelly
literally japanese, how can she be weeb?
Nathan Nguyen
ARE THESE PICTURES FOR ANTS?? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
Kayden Sullivan
her unending lust for attention from beta white knight basement dwellers is insatiable
Leo Lee
get :clap: an :clap: easel
Lincoln Adams
Jose Reed
Why am I enjoying this so much?
Jason Clark
R-right?
B-before turning on the cooker, add MOST of the BBQ sauce, s-so it cooks nice and wet
Brayden Scott
>chicne
>white people
>seasoning
Jayden Adams
Henry Miller
10/10
Brayden Johnson
What race is the guy who deflowered you?
William Wood
Connor Gomez
wow i havent even finished my 2nd drink and im already mispelling shit
lol
Austin Gonzalez
Zachary Williams
Tyler Martinez
>not making your own barbecue sauce
What the fuck is this
Asher Wright
Colton Peterson
because some people are lazy as fuck and dont want to make their own bbq sauce
but on that note,im lookin for a sugar free memphis bbq sauce recipe.since i cant seem to find any on the internet that you can buy already made
Ryan Bennett
Shh, I'm w-working on it
S-sorry, I hate attention
Thomas Turner
easy cooking for all you neets! we can get into sauce making in a more advanced class, don't worry.
what spices do you like in it?
Chase Hernandez
Ethan Bennett
lol i forgot it was 4th of july
Jackson Russell
Jaxson Cruz
>I hate attention
That's easily the most entertaining thing that's ever tumbled out of your dumb cock repository
Benjamin Torres
Andrew Hill
How often do you masturbate ?
Julian Wright
I suppose with the demographic you're catering to, it makes sense to not have a whole thing on making barbecue. Please continue.
Dominic Hernandez
Luis Foster
Feels good man
Mason Foster
Jaxson Wright
Could you at fucking least grab the full size images instead of being the laziest fucking troll I've ever seen.
Kayden Gray
S-sorry, it's true
Jonathan Wilson
Leo Rivera
You know it's possible to be respectful to a woman without being a white knight, right?
Noah Bailey
James Torres
Parker Howard
David Cruz
hahah, t-that's not Nevada's style
Christopher Phillips
You need to get more sunlight, you're pale as fuck
Anthony Edwards
I'll get you some storyboard sheets for next time, don't worry
Christian Lopez
>Gar-Par
Fucking millennial whore. You are killing America with that shit!
David Sullivan
This is j-just how I look, but also, t-the color correction from the chroma key makes me even paler.
Alright, s-so, when roasting potatos, you gotta butter up the pan so that it doesn't stick! So paula deen it guys!
Benjamin Fisher
Oh c-come off it.
Noah Wilson
she's like 230% darker than I am
Luke Martinez
It rubs the seasoning on the chicken, or it gets the hose again!
Christian Gomez
Isaiah Price
you fucking cunt fucking trans bitch i thought you fucking left because your feelings got hurt fucking dickgirl
Brody White
boomer get out
Hunter Howard
lol k lancelot
William Ramirez
It's been a while since I've come around, but congratulations on your engagement?
Andrew Thompson
Jack Wood
I think that says more about you than her.
Josiah Rivera
notice how they dont show the bottom portion of the bikini.
fucking trap using voice changing software
Elijah Bennett
Justin Roberts
Tyler Harris
John Lewis
Brandon Morales
I didn't know gore-posting was still a thing. Unless it's actually 2011.
Josiah Cox
Welp time to get out of bed and start masturbate. Sigh
Samuel Hughes
I've b-been doing this for 8 years straight. Try harder.
Thanks
Chase Mitchell
Alice please answer me :3
Asher Morris
I didn't know Celty/Alice was married. There goes my dreams.
Luke Thomas
right which is why you feel the need to flaunt your mediocre body to a bunch of thirsty neckbeards you vapid disingenuous fuck
Ryder Gomez
show bottom part of bikini
Jace Jenkins
Alright, t-time for my favorite step: CUTTING THINGS!
Cut these potatoes down nice and easy guys, n-no sharp edges okay?
Jacob Long
Isaiah Richardson
I d-don't
Jose Martinez
>balls
you got that right
David Campbell
That's a dude lmao
Christian Parker
yeah you seem like you cut
Ian Smith
Same bro. But dreams are dreams, she's not married there.
Nolan Reyes
she just chooses a face to sit on
she had a few people who were willing before
Jacob Hughes
>somehow a national holiday dictates that you should wear skimpy clothing to entice ronery virgins because your dad didn't love you
k
Jonathan Perez
Do you like dicks?
Lucas Cook
You're cutting skills have greatly improved since these cooking threads started. I was prepared to worry about you losing a finger.
James Nguyen
Colton Perry
omg alice careful with those fingers remember the claw grip
Bentley Carter
Easton Parker
>implying its a fucking female
>notice how they never show the bottom portion of themselves
Jace Lopez
S-sorry, I'm not
Thomas Wood
now she'll surely sleep with you
Adam Myers
I'm n-not doing that, just posting in a bikini
Camden Harris
Anthony Fisher
it sure does, I can't so much as think about sunlight without getting sunburn
Daniel Flores
she streams and shows the bottom portion of herself all the damn time you retard: youtube.com
Jackson James
Tyler Martin
Show bottom half
Austin Cooper
or face, which she/it/they claims is for "safety reasons" even though people post their face on here all the time and nothing happens, and the average Yea Forums user has the "hacking" skills of a toddler, oh and all exif data is stripped from posted images
Cameron Butler
N-no you W-whore. Stop LARPing and go shoot some fireworks up your asshole.
Grayson Harris
Ryan Harris
Uh, tossing them in oil should make them more lubricated, not more sticky. The liquid properties allow for seasoning to attach better, but they don't become more sticky.
Grayson Rivera
I want to know who's the lucky guy that gets to rape that ass every night.
Adrian Flores
Angel Richardson
Do you..do you know what board we are on? You sound fucking retarded
Sebastian Bailey
Thomas Phillips
Isaiah Brooks
Wyatt Ross
so they wouldnt have a problem showing the bottom half now?
Nicholas Flores
What did I say that was inaccurate?
Brandon Parker
N-not a whore, sorry attaches better
>not sticky
>stickiness: tending or designed to stick to things on contact or covered with something that sticks.
???
Chase Kelly
Wouldn't somebody be lucky if they got consensual sex? Rape seems like it invites bad luck.
Jose White
Not everyone gets death and brutal rape threats.
Ayden Lopez
eh, she/it/shim/they/zim has showed it before, usually only in a skirt though. still, anyone can tuck.
is supposedly her ass but no one's ever confirmed it
Asher Baker
Alright, obviously, after w-we toss it in seasoning t-to make the oil stick, n-now we need to rub the seasoning in.
Wait. Got turned around.
Now that we've put the OIL on to make the SEASONING stick, put in the SEASONING.
Good. No, I'm fine.
Ayden Johnson
The entire statement.
Wyatt Cooper
Hey, alice! I hope you're doing well.
Brody Green
N-now we line the pan with the potatoes
Benjamin Adams
Damn, what a bod. Why do people think you're a guy again?
Hunter Gonzalez
Ok what's going on here
Christian Bennett
Hi Alice why you don't answer my questions ;(
Dylan Sanchez
Doing great
Dylan Ortiz
made bbq chicken tonight as well! Hype
Asher Nelson
Damage control samefag,
beta orbiter supreme
Joseph Martin
Cool get back to me when you have some balls kiddo
how the fuck would showing your face make you easier to track down retard? she doesn't show it because she's hiding something. either she's butt fugly or she has a man face
Matthew Nelson
Jackson Walker
W-who knows? My t-theory is they want me to have a dick.
F-final step! BAKE THE POTATOES!
For great....starch!
Isaac Evans
what a retard lmao
Lincoln Adams
just here to say that I appreciate the OC. The 15 second snippets is kinda weak sauce so just keep that in mind.
Easton Campbell
We're coming up on the part where she advertises her shitty social media and twitch channel so all you beta cucks can orbit her some more. the sad part is she probably fancies herself some kind of internet sensation lmao
Ryder James
Connor Sanders
dis bitch gotta dick......lmfao
Xavier Scott
Justin Anderson
Logan Lopez
Y'all sittin round watching a dude in a bikini makin food for you
i feel sorry for yall
Jason White
Sebastian Russell
I w-will, thank you
Logan Moore
LOL
Kayden Cooper
>says the guy in the same thread lmao
David Morris
Jeremiah Anderson
you must be new here, it's okay, we accept newfags here!
Juan Morgan
Juan Roberts
Christian Diaz
Nicholas Sullivan
Are you happy?
How do you feel today?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Do you have dildos?
What languages do you speak?
How old are you?
When is your birthday?
Have you been raped
Carson Stewart
I'm kinda surprised you haven't moved your chat to Discord.
Henry Adams
Aiden Hill
Carson Campbell
Gabriel Walker
Connor Scott
Just thinking about Celty/Alice making little moans and deep breathing while getting fucked makes me so hard.
Jayden Long
do you think the people standing outside abortion clinics holding up pictures of dead fetuses are also teenage girls getting abortions?
Asher Campbell
Isaac Martin
Matthew Ward
I d-don't like discord.
Alright, n-now that we have our potatoes out and m-more cheese, let's add some parsley as a garnish
Gabriel Anderson
Chase Bailey
Elijah Thomas
Benjamin Morris
Grayson Perry
Jacob Sullivan
Alright n-now that our chicken is all cooked, w-we shred it to make it easier to eat and make sandwiches out of
Joseph Russell
Lucas Parker
Julian Ward
N-now that it's all nice and shredded, we add BBQ sauce again, t-to make it sloppy and tasty
Ayden Davis
Chase Long
Et voila!
W-what do you think, Anonymous?
Brandon Mitchell
Alice, you're so unironically hot
Ryder Lopez
Carson Long
Adam Allen
The penis spam supports the theory that people just wish Alice had a dick.
Xavier Jones
Who's eating all of this chicken tonight?!
Andrew Howard
8/10, didn't make your own sauce.
Grayson Mitchell
I'd chow the fuck out of that, well done!
Liam Ross
very nice, are you gonna post more CeltyCooks on youtube? would be nice to see the recipe without the idiots posting gore and dicks everywhere
Eli King
not you fuckin orbiter
text your mom to pick up some tendies on the way home from work
David Moore
Looks great! The food looks pretty good too.
David Morris
You are too cute and your food looks delicious.
Ayden Nelson
R-right?
W-well, that was my thread everyone!
If you w-want another cooking thread, I've got one here: youtube.com
The v-very first CeltyCooks video!
Otherwise, f-feel free to contact me in the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: rukiarcx or Aneki Margatroid
Discord: Alice#8225
Twitter/Twitch: CeltyPlays
Chat: anekiho.me
Or j-just have a great night and keep being you
Gabriel Ramirez
Very nice!
Nathaniel Watson
remember user, if you make a little too much chicken, you can pan-fry the leftovers tomorrow to re-heat it! that's what I always do with food like this.
thanks Alice!
Jose Lee
Me
Noah Mitchell
you should make more youtube videos
seriously
Isaac Hill
can you show us when you poop it out??? please alice pleeease
Ethan Turner
get a better stand holy fuck
Jaxson Cox
POST POST-FEAST TUM
Hunter Young
Glad to see you are as shitty of a cook as you are a therapist.
Can I see your HRT shrunken balls in exchange for some actual decent cooking lessons?
Justin Peterson
I'm d-doing so
Luke Torres
where is the surprise ending where you reveal your penis
Oliver Evans
S-sorry, I'm a biological female
Isaiah Torres
There is none, as I d-don't have one
Brody Nelson
>Tell you what, you prove I'm actually trans, I'll leave Yea Forums forever
Landon Watson
TUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Bentley Collins
These threads always make me feel a little guilty since I stay cool on the rare occasions we interact on Twitch but then I see her tummy or legs and my caveman ass brain is just "Alice...hot"
Grayson Lopez
No it doesn't, s-sorry
James Ward
Looks really fucking tasty, i hope you enjoyed your sandwich alice.
Keep doing those threads, always puts a smile on my face
Ethan Nelson
ok. Thank you for best thread of all time.
Charles Brooks
Jesus christ. Being pathetic is a choice.
Jason Foster
I'd eat pudding out of her belly button user, I ain't ashamed
Robert Long
aside from the gore this was a very wholesome thread
Aaron Butler
Show your vagoo.
Even if you are biologically female you still can't cook
Jacob Smith
I'll b-be doing them every week until the end of September
Parker Turner
Great work on cooking user. I cook a lot in my free time and come from a family of home cooks/chefs. That was some nice stuff. You'll go a long way so keep going at it.
Brandon Nguyen
Not that part. The beta guilt shit.
Thomas Foster
Touche I guess
Carson Price
What happens after september?
Carson Gonzalez
What changes at the end of September?
Jace Lewis
T-tastes good t-to me and my neighbors
Cameron Robinson
>dried parsley
do you even git good, mega super fagatron homozoid?
John Price
alice how do I find out if a girl likes me
Charles Watson
You said you have a YouTube channel? Do you mind linking it?
Luke Howard
your husbando is very lucky.
Caleb Stewart
T-then we'll see
Adrian Thompson
outside of asking her I don't want to spook her off
Caleb Wilson
Can't be fucked to. Just baked a homemade pizza with a creamed spinach base and blackened chicken and bacon. Eating it while freedom scares the fuck outta my dog.
Pizza Dough
800g strong bread flour preferably double killed
400g water lukewarm
12g active dry yeast
80g extra virgin olive oil
20g honey
18g salt
Autolysis method. If your don't know what that is please research it. Fresh bread is a blessing. Not being able to cook is like not being able to fuck.
Christian Morales
J-just ask her dummy.
Oh, I d-didn't ask for you to do it here....but also this recipe has nothing to do with mine and I see no reason why this is somehow better cooking than pulled chicken sandwiches.
But s-still looks tasty
Colton Evans
when you make poopies do you prefer the firm poopies that are hard to pass and make you feel a little gay once you start wiping blood or the gloopulous butt blasts that hit the toilet bowl and sound like a cannon firing?
Tyler Wilson
but shes also my friend and I don't wanna ruin that
Dominic Torres
Botw is amazing. I have 305+ hours on it. Here's to botw 2!
Jace Roberts
you sound like a right insufferable cunt, m8
Ayden Bennett
>Just ask her
Actually solid advice. People don't like others beating around the bush user. Just do it.
David Garcia
C-can't wait
Hudson Scott
You already did by falling for her. Go big or go home.
Hudson Green
botw is garbage, it's a shitty skyrim lite
Parker King
Evan Fisher
>shitty skyrim
you mean just skyrim?
Asher Lewis
I didn't fall for her I'm looking at it from a more practical point where we get along well and our personalities complement eachother
Benjamin Richardson
>You mean just skyrim?
Kekkery and pizza pie
Nathan Gray
it's not out of nowhere, you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. but it's cool, my wife was tarded too. she's a pilot now. also your cooking is simplistic and anybody past the age of 10 is able to dump chicken in a set it and forget it pot with some bbq sauce and roast some potatoes on the side and make it taste acceptable.
Alexander Lewis
Aka, you fell for her. You're literally considering it. Just don't hide it mate. Be proud of it and yourself for once.
Carson Sullivan
never understood why this camwhore shit isnt banned to /soc/
Bentley Cooper
Sounds like someone's salty their cooking doesn't get attention.
Thomas Russell
>your cooking is simplistic
Yes, it's for anons who complained repeatedly about not being able to cook
>anyone past the age of 10
And yet you wouldn't imagine how many 30 year old men tell me they can't use an oven
>you talk like a fag
Right back attcha buddy, but I don't make fun of the disabled your shits all retarded
Nah.
S-sorry, not a camwhore
Evan Martin
does this really look like a female to you
Daniel Parker
yes? Looks like normal tits
Lucas Turner
Evan Clark
ayyy
but no I mean as bad as skyrim is, it has more to do
botw isn't a real loz game, there are no actual dungeons... just those shit trial microdungeon things
Julian Lewis
Have fun being an incel.
Camden Wilson
looks way more female than pretending to be a girl for three years to suck kermits dick poorly lmao
Kevin Lee
take your normie shit to /ck/ and see how thoroughly they roast you for cooking such a simplistic meal and somehow taking pride in it.
Jose Robinson
You don't make your own bbq sauce? what kind of cooking wench are you?
Aiden Gomez
Not every woman in the world is a hamplanet like the ones you sleep with. Flat is justice!
Luis Mitchell
I l-literally am making t-this for anons who complain they can't cook at all d-despite being adults.
You s-seem to be missing the point of the thread.
Justin Reed
Landon Phillips
I d-do, but not for anons.
Henry Cooper
Fucking kek
Isaiah Lewis
lmao who ever made up these DMs is the dumbest person ever
Daniel Harris
WHY DID YOU TAKE MY CHILDREN ALICE
Jayden Hughes
Nathaniel Torres
YOUR DOING THIS TO GET YOUNG MEN TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU SO YOU CAN DOX THEM
Ethan Jenkins
You n-need help, memeboi
Caleb Collins
what is kek about that?
Nicholas Rodriguez
Nah. You j-just made some fake DM's using "inspect element". But I've got a great counter. Ready?
William Nelson
the fact its so obviously faked lmao
Joseph King
Hey Alice
Please tell me why I shouldn't kill myself
Thanks
Jose Jackson
I wish Alice cared enough about me to dox me. I'd give her all my info if she asked for it.
Isaiah Martinez
i cook in a high end restaurant next to a hotel in vegas, my cooking gets noticed plenty. only thing i'm salty about is butt for brains over here getting attention because of her b cups
Nolan Morgan
Lola
Daniel White
so make a thread of your own idiot
Jaxson Kelly
you think those are b cups?
Lucas Howard
are you married?
Carson Barnes
i think the point of this thread is that you're making food even applebee's would be ashamed to microwave
Brayden Wood
b cups at best, probably a small 34b on her period
Charles Perry
It's funny
Alexander Sanchez
Your belly button is absolutely amazing.
Ayden Barnes
Prove it
Wyatt Thomas
Yes she is married to me. You think she eats two sandwiches by herself, ya fool?
Christian Thomas
mods are niggers
Josiah Hall
youre right. but i cant get it right now. oh im sure its gonne be somthing HILLLARIOUS you childish murdering cunt
file limit has been reached join this discord for the full info on alice mVXfhs
Christian Peterson
relegate yourself to drinking gamergirl bathwater
Hudson Miller
why is that funny like its not a common name?
Mason Nguyen
WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAMILY ALICE YOU FUCKING LIAR SNAKE
Andrew Moore
>mVXfhs
You s-sure can, maybe just stop being a retard
Nolan Carter
i wasn't on board with yellowfags, but this shit really needs to be quarantined to the darkest corners of /soc/ before it 404's
Nolan Ramirez
Hey Alice, how do I go into the chat for the chat link you posted?
David Smith
I want to go to red robin, and feast upon a blue cheese burger with extra cheese and crispy onion straws, 4 servings of bottomless steak fries with a side of campfire sauce and a double tall milkshake. I will refrain from any bowel movements for 3 days before I take my rightful throne upon Billie's face. as I fuck her tits with my magnum dong, she will lick my asshole clean knowing full well the fate that is about to befall her. with a mighty roar I will cum, relaxing my sphincter and allowing a glorious turd to expel from my rectum and lovingly find a home on Billie's face. she will thank me for this opportunity, and relish the moment she smears my red robin turd between her breasts. the mingling of the contents of my ballbag and intestines will be reminiscent of a melted klondike bar, just brown and white in perfect harmony. exactly as Billie dreams of.
Leo Barnes
The name is a Touhou character
Taking the first name and giving it a generic surname is hilarious
Jeremiah Johnson
no i cant because im stuck in this shithole country and running away from a bunch of murderous trannys
Thomas Richardson
DONT FUCKING DO IT THATS HOW SHE GETS YOUR IP
William Butler
like people arent named alice in real life lol
Benjamin Harris
DONT DO IT SHE OWNS THE SITE SHE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SDONT JOIN
Brayden Miller
And?
William Wright
They gotta know, right?
Women who post these bikini shots and these tight clothes shots and these wet shots and these alluring dresses and these cleavage shots and these ass out shots..... they gotta know, right?
I mean they have coworkers and friends and family and acquaintances and all sorts of loose-to-well-connected people who they from barely-to-intimately know on their friends list, but... they gotta know, right?
They have GOT to know that people lust over their arguably sexy photos, possibly hoard them, possibly share them, possibly masturbate to them, possibly lust after them - waiting for more pics to be posted. They gotta know, right?
Granted, even if we're being generous, even if HALF the women who post these pics are naive/innocent, there has to be a large percentage of them who, whether a tiny bit or flat-outright, gotta know, right?
You see them all the time, but a lot during the summer. A friend you know, a co worker, a cousin, an aunt, that girl you met at that convention - you'll see some album of "hot, wet, summer pics" and they'll be so fucking HNNNGG quality and amount of skin showing and sexy posing and you look at these (even just the preview shots on the main post) and you think to yourself (as your cock moves a bit, on its own):
They gotta know, right???
Cooper Myers
she will track you down kidnap you and do unbelievable evil things to you
Brody Perez
Nah.
Try now
Logan Hughes
She has posted her real name before fuckhead. It's some Asian name I don't remember. Why do you guys post dumb fake info and samefag defend it? is this funny to you?
Thomas Sanchez
I d-did this thread solely because it's the fourth of july dear
Robert Davis
Could you sound any more fucking batshit crazy
Wyatt Jackson
I want her to. Being in the same room as Alice would be worth what horrible things happen to me.
Justin Lee
whats funny is that you think alice is an impossible name but you think some random asian name is the truth lol
Cooper Perez
Yes please
Xavier Wood
she posted her birth cert idiot
Justin Howard
hahahaha youre an idiot
Daniel Williams
Yeah, that's it! Your name is really cute.
I'm not that same person but yes I believe the info she willingly gave us over some random bullshit made up by a 12 year old.
Jaxson Johnson
deny it all you want bitch but i have contacts in the russian government and were gonna take you down cunt
whats your male name you slag
this is why i say Yea Forums is beyond saving
Cameron Lewis
literally saw it but alright
Andrew Robinson
You don't and you won't
Bentley Smith
Suck my cock faggot. Just accept that there is a cute girl on Yea Forums and that she's not a man like you want her to be. Go find an actual trap to masturbate to.
Evan Green
i havent seen any cute girls in this thread user. did i miss it?
Adrian Wright
ok alice keep telling yourself that. i know youre afraid.
no you
Daniel Reyes
yeah, op
Nicholas Phillips
oh you saw her face?
Brody Hall
>only faces can be cute
Luis Gonzalez
yeah. when i say "wow look at that cute girl over there" who the fuck is talking about a body lol
Daniel Gonzalez
me
Jeremiah Wood
I do.
Benjamin Powell
not even a body. a waist to shoulder cutoff
Blake Thompson
Her personality and voice are also cute.
Bentley Butler
then youre both autistic idiots lmao but whatever makes you sound right
Xavier Edwards
Ikakura Izumi is just an alias, retards. She's not even asian. She has gone by many names in the past, all of which can be found by simply following her activity on forums and blogs. Dumb fucking orbiters believing everything she says, lmao.
join this discord: PY9ABJp
for her full dox.
Thomas Jackson
thanks for cooking, goodnight
Nicholas Turner
googling the name makes it pretty obvious. but these spergs want to believe.
Cameron Lee
Why should I believe some random discord trannies over the woman herself? What would she gain from lying about it?
Michael Hughes
i have ripped hot bean dip farts that taught me more about cooking than this thread. like it's nice that you think you can cook because you can stew chicken in a crockpot until it's so tender it falls apart on its own, but aim a little higher than that, sweaty
Jackson Cook
Her goal was obviously to avoid being doxed. But she's retarded and didn't know that leaked databases are a thing, and that people can be social engineered :)
Michael Lopez
In the end, does it even matter? Someone makes cooking vids and it's fun.
Cameron Adams
>She's not even asian
Good, chinks are ugly.
Chase Williams
yo anyone remember those kfc snackers with the honey mustard and buffalo sauce back in the day? like the little 3 bite chicken sandwiches with a leaf of lettuce and some sort of creamy sauce on a sesame seed bun? used to take that shit home and dip them in a hot dip mixture of refried beans, velveeta, and rotel tomatoes and chili peppers. my britches hated me come laundry day but that shit was so goddamn good.
Camden Hall
lol
Evan Ross
>she's not even asian
she's fucking obviously asian are you dumb as fuck?
Kevin Hall
great job alice!
Tyler Campbell
goggling the name gets a blog and nothing else lmao
Owen Adams
she literally hasn't even pretended about her last 15 years of history, you are dumb as fuckl
Noah Diaz
Alice Margatroid.
Alice was very gracious and accepting in giving me an interview. The following is a short bio and some of the bullet points of what we talked about.
Name: Ikakura Izumi
Previous Names: Melanie Maye.
are you retarded
Jordan Watson
right a blog post from 2011
thats not exactly compelling evidence retard
Brandon Rogers
life must be disappointing being this gullible. you know santas not real?
Luke Richardson
>clear use of aliases
>not proof
brainlet
Sebastian Mitchell
dumbass, i got her name from a leaked database entry
you can literally go to weleakinfo and search her emails and shit yourself and it'll all come up
you are gullible as fuck
James Thompson
TAKE IT BACK NOW
Nicholas Sullivan
>a blog is compelling evidence
alright retards
Jaxson Davis
>kal-el goes to school
>calls himself Clark Kent
>clark kent takes off glasses
>calls himself by the alias Superman
>DUDE HE'S NOT FUCKING CLARK KENT HE CLEAR HAS A HISTORY OF USING FAKE NAMES HE'S A FUCKING TRANNY AHHHHHHHHH