Walk outside

>walk outside
>see this

wat do

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Sage this thread

Take it for a walk

Kill it with fire and magnets

oh, not a porn thread? sorry faggot. go back to fapping to traps. bitch

Wonder a fuggin Combine Dropship is on my trashcan

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Put my dick in it

Guess I would have a feast that night

It’s just dumb

Put a leash on my new pokemon

Every thread, every bloody thread with this coconut crab

so what threads qualify as not dumb?
teach us, faggot

the myriad of porn threads on Yea Forums qualify as "not dumb"
now make a porn thread or fuck off

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low quality bait

>Not a porn thread.
What? This is literally a thread about describing how you'd fuck that sexy crab.

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That is Yea Forums

Run for a big mallet/hammer. Boil water. Looks delicious. Oversized lobster, really.

take a photo

Faggots like you is why we can't have nice things, fuck you, faggot.

pet it

turn 360° and walk away

this

saged

fag

Take it to water.

give him some coconuts

Train it, the crab will be a good addition to my team

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cook the mother fucker and dine like a king

eat it. Im in central texas and crab is expensive as fuck.

Call the police non emergency line and tell them there's a tropical animal that must have escaped somewhere.

unzip leotard
do a 360
walk away

Kill it, Cook it, Eat it. Delicious.

now im hungry

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