>walk outside
>see this
wat do
>walk outside
>see this
wat do
Sage this thread
Take it for a walk
Kill it with fire and magnets
oh, not a porn thread? sorry faggot. go back to fapping to traps. bitch
Wonder a fuggin Combine Dropship is on my trashcan
Put my dick in it
Guess I would have a feast that night
It’s just dumb
Put a leash on my new pokemon
Every thread, every bloody thread with this coconut crab
so what threads qualify as not dumb?
teach us, faggot
the myriad of porn threads on Yea Forums qualify as "not dumb"
now make a porn thread or fuck off
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low quality bait
>Not a porn thread.
What? This is literally a thread about describing how you'd fuck that sexy crab.
That is Yea Forums
Run for a big mallet/hammer. Boil water. Looks delicious. Oversized lobster, really.
take a photo
Faggots like you is why we can't have nice things, fuck you, faggot.
pet it
turn 360° and walk away
this
saged
fag
Take it to water.
give him some coconuts
Train it, the crab will be a good addition to my team
cook the mother fucker and dine like a king
eat it. Im in central texas and crab is expensive as fuck.
Call the police non emergency line and tell them there's a tropical animal that must have escaped somewhere.
unzip leotard
do a 360
walk away
Kill it, Cook it, Eat it. Delicious.
now im hungry