Hi Yea Forums

do the voice you did here

but saying

Look buddy, I get it - you've really tried, you have! But it's just never going to work out. Life's just not for you my friend. Do yourself and everyone a favor and just make a quick exit. You'll be glad you did!

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thanks for taking me back a few years

"I didn't realize that I was an incel until I was trying to jerk off for the first time and my hand fell asleep."

"Truth is, game was rigged from the start."

What a sec, are you the guy that did the bit about fucking a toaster?

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boi

Can you please say "It's times like this that I wish I was still MGTOW" Pronounced mig toe

>Ending it all on stream... Starting in roughly 10 minutes. Stream Link And Manifesto:
>discordapp.com\invite\kJu72fD
>GO GO GO
>
>-zvh

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The fuck,this is gay porn search history not my shopping list!
Oh well looks similar enough,tome to indulge in my shopping list fetish
*start making moaning noises and fap claps*
Ohhh yeah id like to use my fucking uhhhhhhhhnnnnfffff harder i wanna use my discount onii chan!

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yeeeeeeeeee

ahhhh thank you friend. thank you

omae wa mou shindeiru

I was exhausted. It took two days to get to Maretonia. I looked in the mirror and giggled that I was attending a silly convention.

Jim DuVansey doesn't exist.

my throbbing member

her love tunnel

“I’m coming to Minty,” I announced. I grunted animalistically I filled her garden with my potato seeds. I felt my mine-shaft steam game open into my best friend’s game client.

I love you too, big boy Do you think we could do that again?

"This was never a contest and you were never an opponent -- just a target."

I know what you are going to say. Yes, yes, my wife is a hot sex bot with an artificial intelligence that I pieced together from industrial strength sex toys and my daughter is a nuclear powered terminator from hell. Technically true, but the only reason that I built them is because I got fed up of being called an incel by feminist whores and their soy boy cuck husbands.

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delivered

I love Citizen Kant. Can you whisper, Rose Water?

good job op

Hey bitch, in the case of an emergency can I use your tits as a floatation device?

That wasn't a request, that was a question

Bit in question:
youtube.com/watch?v=S0tSILwM0oI

You sounded like this for a second there.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
After you who's last, it's Doom, he's the worst known
That'll have your boom blown or even thirst bone
Rock it to a worst clone, just don't curse the throne
Own his own microphone, bring it everywhere he go

lol ty :)

The holocaust was really just another crusade

Dude..... you....are....voiceover gold my friend. Good job!

How about:
Last time it was a squirrel, she never knew what was coming.....it was me....I was coming. That squirrel never farted right again for the rest of it's life.

do this in as gruff of a voice you can

"Hey sweetcheeks, how 'bout some smokes? Thanks, babe..."

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"Hi cumming, I'm Dad."

All boomers are Jews

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“Let’s get ready to smell each other’s farts!!”

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holy fucks guys slow down

P.S. question over here:
How do you condition your voice, its like fucking honey butter perfection? Also what is your setup! I have such a shit accent and probably polyps (i get scratchy on upper register :( )

"What do you mean I can't flashbang toddlers?"

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bam

Got daaaaamn yerrr good bucky

thank you, kind user

Hey thats pretty good

vocaroo.com/i/s1p5LYrMxJpm

fuck them todlers

thanks, user.

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

Come ooon og.....ya skipped the squirrel fucking one 8-D

Mic : Rode NT 1000
Interface : Focusrite 2i2

Niggers can't compete with the green man's meat

"the world will see, yes, all the gamers will rise from their gamer pads and conquer all nations to unify and unite the world. we will make a society."

Great thread op

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yell "NOLA GANG"
like no-la
thanks op

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deliveeeeeeeeered

Excellence on all counts!

And this ladies and gentlemen is why Anita Sarkeesian should be stuffed in a garbage bag and sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

"Having sex with traps isn't gay if the balls don't touch. I will not broach this subject again."

Titty sprinkles, the best of desserts

That was quite deadpool-ish btw, won over my imagined character though.

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ye boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Danke

>vocaroo.com/i/s1EZ9nHWyEdr

Thank you kind user. Best NOLA gang I've heard. I always yell it when doing stupid shit like egging houses and general fuckery

blessed thread

''it seems a serpent has taken unwelcome residence within my footwear. in laymans terms....THERE'Z A SNAYKE IN MA BOOT-''

Have you ever been far? Even as decided to use? Even go want to do more like?

thanks for the funnies lyle

Say something in your best trump impression

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thx lads

In yer britishman
"I swear, someone shit in the soup"

"I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed..."

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not a big practice for me

but enjoy

"Gonna cry? Piss your pants, maybe? Maybe shit and cum?" Please lmaooo

Again, god damned gold, best fucking thread thanks dude.

"I waaaas gonna sleep today, but then this dude decided to vocaroo...fie up the place and rape our ears with goodness!"

It's my duty to p-p-pleeease that booty!

vocaroo.com/i/s1nZzbeDgHJS

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Eh pretty good

Also nice trips

Uncle Bad Touch slammed your mom's ham canister

Also that trump.impression is fire

"I've only felt autism like this once before, but why him? I don't know whether I should shit my pants, or praise Kek. Then I remember, that is the nature of autism."

I'm on my last beer anons. :C

will be around for a bit longer tho

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"I used to have a pet mouse. His name was Thimble and he was precious to me. He is no longer with me. Recently, Thimble had gotten loose from his cage and outside my home. My darling Thimble was mercilessly taken from me by a stray alley cat. There is not a day that goes by that don't think of Thimble. I have never felt so utterly lost in my life."

Hello Sir, or madam, or helicopter. We are collecting STDs for unfortunate incel virgins that aren't able to get laid if their lives depended on it. We are currently accepting donations of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, AIDS, and autism.

With the glass ceiling broken, all the oppressed groups shall prosper. Especially the most oppressed group of all; Bronies.

"this is the most autistic shit I've ever seen"

Remember, you can't spell advertisement without semen between the tits

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speakI am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

For a semiold fag (OO)

Do dom is a gay mexican

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im certain I’ve heard you before r u a YouTuber????

Whats your poison, stella, heineken, corona?

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?

Sounds a bit like that storytime dude

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moar drink money would be gr8 rn

"DICK ON STANK. DICK ON STANK."

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what mic are you using?

It's my duty to p p please that booty!

RODE NT 1000

Excuse me, why are you kissing that body pillow? Son what the hell is wrong with you? I raised you to find a REAL girlfriend, a woman, and now you're in love with a pillow made of 100% with a hypoallergenic polyester fill that offers complete barrier protection against dust, pollen, pet dander and other household allergens? That's it, I'm taking away your katana

Thank you again, Voice Guy. You're a legend.

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say:

"Attention all freaks, attention all freaks: we are now boarding for the flight to planet E"

europe central will win fuck trannies

Thank you based Voice Guy.

Got a paypal? I'll buy ya a few stellas user (broke bitch here otherwise id treat ya but sheeeit you deserve at least a couple rounds)

I do but telling you gives away my user status. It’s cool, thanks for the offer tho.

Truth id say bitcoin but my dumbass lost my access to my accounts thanks to lovely 2factor auth dying and no response from the sites about it, thankfully broke there too lol so didnt lose much

But legit, your trump one alone.....one of these faggots should bitcoinitup for ya sheeeesh

Fucking love this thread

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Man, OP, I am truly jealous of your voice. I wish I had such a manly, commanding, deep voice. I sound like a faggot bitch and no women want to suck the cock of a nigga who sound weak as an Eskimo.

Give me your best metal scream. Any style you want.

"Incredibles 2 review coming soon"

And lose his beautiful god damned voice, he's smarter than yout ass ya Yea Forumsastard

Biiiiitch, ya tryinna make a man work.....unbelievable

"Hey Rian Johnson! The Last Jedi sucks! You suck! Kathleen Kennedy fucking sucks! Fuck Disney, fuck J. J. Abrams and fuck you!"

This is why I always carry around a Moby Huge

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Depends on if you can do it with the right muscles and technique. Anyway a five second scream with improper technique wouldn't hurt anything

No rules active Yea Forums server, get the fuck in here already:
https:\\discord.io\KvmJ3kb

PPJY

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how did you learn this beautiful talent sir

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