My room mate insists she isn't using my toilet paper but I just heard the bitch use my drawer, pull it out...

can you stop entertaining the thot until she follows the rules of the internet and we can confirm via timestamp and titties?
Thanks.

probably to attest that getting chili juice in your cunt burns like 10 bitches on a bitch boat

>wasted quints on a fucking larper
get a life instead of larping as a female on the internet for attention, nigger

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Get a safe for your TP.

basking in epic thread

holy shit quints

yes

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This

Try itching powder
That cunt's cunt will be fucked for a week

I could tell "she" was a "femanon" when "she" said it hurt to get chili pepper on "her" vagina. "she" didn't then need to say "she" was a female. pretty sure we could peice that one together. "fem user here" makes it sound like you're larping because you're trying to make it clear that YOU are a WOMAN that has told us MEN something
won't even ask for tits just fuck off

Nice quads.
Also based

assuming you aren't a thot, nut on a flat surface.
Then wipe various beginning strips with nut juice and let it semi-dry.
when she wipes, maybe she'll get some of that baby juice up in there and jokes on her she's fucking pregnant.

Then you beat her in the parking lot until the kid dies for good measure.
lmao best prank ever.

Good chance the retaliation is because the roommate is lying to anons face. Why would someone lie about using some TP, it's like 0.2 cents worth of paper.

remove all your toilet paper from the bathroom(s) and keep it in your room. when the dumb whore goes to wipe her filthy crack she won't have ANYTHING to wipe with. jokes on her then... she isn't using yours right? also..

CHECK'D

Buy a few serano peppers, slice them in half and drag the inside down about 5 sheets of tp to get a good spread.. serano peppers are very oiley and should do very well

ground fiberglass

Yeah, pretty much. When I moved in, she specifically we were "going through too much toilet paper" and that we we're going to need to buy our own. She wanted separate rolls, now uses mine?

It's not that big of a deal since it's not paper, but instead of being a man child, be mature, confront her and then just put your tp inside a locked compartment and state you're doing it because she lied, and not because she's using it so you don't come off as petty and got pissed because she used 5 cents of your tp

This.

mean't to say "just" instead of "not"

> but instead of being a man child, be mature
It's been SIX months of being cordial, kind, patient, rational and reasonable with this cunt for various issues. The latest is she refuses to pay bills.

I'm moving out shortly.

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regardless, don't stoop to their level unless absolutely necessary. And if she doesn't pay bills that's for the landlord to take care of. And you can't take shit from these bitches bro. Good luck anyway

Dude, why the fuck not just record her?

You trying to have peace or war?

If peace make peace. If war make war.

Fucking simple.

itching powder

Lol no dude you say tits or gtfo

Crabs.

Do it like in the pornos, let her catch you with some toilet paper, masturbating to a picture of her, and she'll associate the TP with being naked, and then she'll get naked and fuck you

Replace the tp with a dildo and a note saying "go fuck yourself"

Your cum

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you could buy a no-tear toilet paper online for like 5$, and leave that in the bathroom and hide the actual roll of toilet paper in your room.

I did get chili juice on my dick once. I'd been preparing food with those red hot little Thai chilies. Went to the toilet to hang a leak. Turns out I hadn't washed my hands well enough. Burned like a motherfucker.

Digits of Truth

Nicotine. She will become addicted

unroll it
>rub it with fiberglass insulation from the wall, or hardware store
>roll it back up
>wait

Why not just wait until the day you’re moving and send a giant text message detailing everything she did and every reason she’s a bitch

Ground up fiberglass

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Itching powder

Cum get that hoe pregnant

see this proves right here that niggers don't know shit.

QUINTS DEMAND IT

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Putting cum on a piece of toilet paper will not get her pregnant. The sperm will die when it dries out, and even if it doesn't dry out it's nigh impossible for the little fuckers to have any chance. I would advice against this type of shenanigans because under the right circumstances she could very well use the remnants of cum on her no-no parts as evidence of rape.

tits or gtfo

The risk is at risk

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Peppermint essential oil that shit BURNS

Capsaicin. Take the seeds from some ghost peppers and grind them up very fine. Make sure to wear a dust mask, latex gloves, and goggles when you do this.

When it's dust, press it into the paper.

Prepare for the laugh of your life.

women use 5 times as much TP as men. Let them use a fucking bidet to wash their cooch.

Salt, pepper, chili powder, lemon juice, toothpaste, or my personal recommendation you cummies. That will teach the bitch,

Oh shit lol thatd be fucked up

poison ivy should be pretty east

LOL
Biological warfare FTW!
But why not Syphilis or Gonorrhea or something?

Gotdamn girl you fucking cruel as all hell

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>because i have a vagina
Prove it