So I won $500 at poker last night

Charitable donations to doctors without borders

All in on poker again

Buy so much Sudafed that the FBI shows up

Hookers, Get some ass Bud. The rockets would want you to.

Why would the fbi show up for sudafed?

Buy stock in Sears

It can be used to make meth, that's why they have to run your ID through a federal db before you can buy it

People use it to make meth.
So they track people who buy a lot of it.
You could probably get around it if you pay cash honestly, but its a thing.

You can't get around it, they require ID

You can get it on ebay

When she they start doing that?
I haven't bought it in ages.
I've been ID'd for DXM products though. Like DayQuil and shit

Donate to the Innocence Project.

2006, apparently. It's been a while.

Dildos

Gummybears

HI HO SILVER

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save it at bank

Tampons

blow

Onions

Meth, then take it all at once.

buy $500 in poker chips

Ketamine

Save half spend half on nice dinners.

Cucumbers and Gatorade

So? I win on average around $1500 a night on high limit blackjack. I dont pay my bills with it mind you, I just reinvest whatever I win into the next time I play. I haven't had to dip into money I actually worked for to gamble in over a year.

My bills

Long term you will lose, unless you're lying and lost already.

Beer

sex with gay prostitutes.

Ziplock bags

probably will doesn't mean you will

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Shove it up your ass and post proof with timestamp

A lotta fucking drugs and maybe invest some of it, so you can keep the drugs rolling

Blow

No shit... Its about keeping my brain busy not about making money. I'm just on a hell of a run currently. For an easy up I'll count cards at a double deck table, then try to keep track of an 8 deck shoe which is fuckall hard.

American Cancer Society

Bills and rent.

Blackjack is gay and for degenerates, at least poker any player can step up and outwit you

My alcohol addiction

Craps master race, bitch!

Magic mushrooms. Buy a half lb.

Mencius Moldbug e-books

Slim Jims

Takis

Craps is way better than blackjack. Both games have a low house edge, but you actually have to study to be a losing player in blackjack. If you want to study play poker. If you dont want to study play craps. If you want to be a retard play blackjack

Donuts

Buttplugs

Anyways, most fags in the casino only play slots and/or roulette.

Pokémon cards

blackmail a teenager into eating shit

Cockrings

hookers and blow

Threesome in Tijuana

Put it into savings

holy shit WTF is wrong the captcha today?
fuck this shit.

Save it

Corn Nuts ™ and Mountain Dew™

Motor Oil

Peanut Butter

Buy your moms nudes

Honey Nut Oats and coke (the white, sugar-free one)

Ping pong balls

Orange Juice

What should he do with the other $480??

INVEST

Bitcoin

Dog Poop Bags

Lottery tickets

Buy herpes medicine

As much lube as possible

dildos

invest in gold

Movies on Netflix

All on bitcoin

jew gold

Tesla stock

Pound of weed

McDonalds Happy Meals

real money for fake money, seems right

Cuban Cigars

datura

it's out of stock :( apparently she doesn't shower much

Skittles

hmmm. saving for blackmail

Jizz rags

PC upgrades

m&ms

Whiskey

Sex Doll

Girls’ used panties

Ass dildo collection

Well that fake money just got me 2k in 6 earlier this month.
So.

>proposes plastic shit barely similar to a human female
>can fuck at least 10 real women with the money

Chicken Tendies

Realdoll

give it all to a homeless guy then suck him off and bite his dick off then take 250$ and run

Fart Funnel

Spider Monkey

In 6 minutes**

but the doll would last at least 1000 nuts

my paypal account

i'd rather kill the man and take my 500 back

WASTED

Long-haired chihuahua

Waste of trips

lol waste

666. nice try sathan, keep your internet money

Buy a really fancy table

Re-rolling for Snickers

Give 200 to this user

Reroll

Use it on a loan shark to get twice as much and spend it all on hookers.

Ziplock bags

Damn

buy a fucking nuke. just fucking kill the city you most want

Throw Yea Forums a party

Drinks with friends

Shit the irony.
Does that mean he buys crypto? Lol

Who the hell cares i won $1500 blackjack laat weekend.

Go camping

Drive to mexico and back

yes, but craps is better, and baccarat too. so fuck right off, bitch. here we play poker and craps

as many copies of battletoads as possible

here it is

patrick bateman style

This

The facts stand. Worship your stupid craps all day but blackjack pays out the most which is all that matters at the end of the day.

Donate it to charity

Pokemon go in game currency

Put it into the stock known as IQ. Not even for the lolz, but because it is going to double within the next two years.

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New pc parts

Buy a nintendo switch

...

Switch

buy your mama fucking nigger

Donate it to Yang

Pound of weed

Penis enlargement pills

There is really only 4 options. Indulge, save, invest or donate.

I'm going with option 5. Wipe your ass with it and flush it down the toilet.

This

Asswipe time.

discord
~~~
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Eat it faggot

Nothing; keep it in a savings account.

C'mon baby!

WE WANT PIZZA

Get it all in singles and make a giant pile
Then light it on fire

gift the money to my steam account

gimme the money

Buy fecal matter online and consume it

Go camping/fishing

Roll a joint with a $100 bill

Exchange it all for $2 bills and only use cash until you run out

Use it on more poker

Bury it in the forest and make an elaborate treasure hunt

ice milk

It would make my day if you gifted me Minecraft java, poorfag here with old PC which my uncle gave me. Please consider this user

Tampons and cow poop

ice milk

donate it all to an organization dedicated to preventing LGBT suicides

Spend it all on slim Jim’s

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Roll

Cocaine!
Or whiskey

No rules active Yea Forums server, get the fuck in here already:
https:\\discord.io\KvmJ3kb

lQrh

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burn it

cum on it

Give it to random strangers

store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198272105507/#sort=order
buying me games off of my wishlist, since we're still e begging

Burn it all for the dark lord

The man just won at gambling.

Stump remover

Fellow poker player here... Add it to your poker bankroll. Read poker theory. Get better at the game. Make more money. Quit your job.

buy fireworks and fuck up shit

Save it for when you lose $1,000 next week.

Waste it on that shitty apple stand

Crack

The only goggles I would ever buy. To expensive for me though.

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