Found out i have ball cancer recently

found out i have ball cancer recently
soon after my love of my life left me
now my dog died
i have noone left, i have nothing left to do in life, bucket list is done and i am too poor to just go out to travel or whatever.

satan trips tells me how to an hero
rules:
>i‘m not insane or a masochist. i wont burn myself
>i dont get off on causing other people pain, so no school shootings or airplane hijacking
>i dont feel much pain and am not afraid of it, so neck rope is fair game
>i cant defy physics, so no spontaneous combustion
>i wanna get it done somewhat soon, anything that takes too long i will veto.
>no need to be original, i am not in that funny of a mood anyway. just write „neck rope satan get lelth“ and done or whatever
all you can get out of this is a nice satan trips that has an effect on real life, which is all we really dream about, aint it

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Do political violence until you get caught, then gun

vetoed, no violence

Be a pro and risk it by riding full speed on a motocycle into wall or some shit. You might survive if you pussy out tho, so this will at least give you one last adrenalin surge

i like the idea, but i lack a motorcycle
but yeah, without a helmet or good clothing i could do this somewhere far off and not endanger anyone and have great chances of splattering my brains without my nerves having the chance to tell me about it

I mean, you can just borrow it from some shop that borrows motocycles, you will be doing the world good anyway, all those guys are scummy as fuck

cant even ride it :/ so i dont know how to accelerate and i also dont have the papers to get it from them

how did you learn you have ball cancer

You kill yourself by doing nothing and waiting for the cancer to kill you instead.

balls grew eventhough i have been well out of growing phase, doc confirmed my suspicion

cancer doesnt kill that quickly, vetoed

>found out i have ball cancer recently, soon after my love of my life told me she has ball cancer too. Now my dog died

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cant find a tranny around here within a short time, vetoed ;)

by checking your white privilege to death.

If its terminal, sell all you got and go on a trip to wherever and live the rest of ur life happily. If not terminal, head to your nearest doctor of trust. Either/or, use THC to cope with pain

Just Stay Alive Bitch

If your rates are over 30 percent you shouldn't be considering deading yourself, there are other pupperchinos that need a home and other women who arent evil and a gym waiting for you to hit it, i love you bud

i‘m not a masochist, vetoed

>Ball cancer
He fell for the nofap meme

But seriously can't you cut it off or something? Not sure how cancer works

we invested most of our money (and therefore also belongings) into raising our child, giving it a good education. private kindergarten, private school. not much around to sell and the flat is rented

i asked the doc, he made a grim face when explaining to me it was the worst type, chances are bad even with operation

quit being depressed you fucking faggot and turn your life around. only pussies quit because they can't handle the real world and they're not cut out for this shit. quit being such a bitch, go outside start working out and do something with your fucking life rather than sit here on Yea Forums trying to figure out how to conveniently off yourself. if you're serious about it go buy a fucking gun and blow your brains out already and quit wasting everyone's time on this board you piece of shit. Since it doesn't seem like you're serious then go fucking do something already you fucking wasted sack of meat and water

yeah and then op lives the rest of his faggot life as a trannie. probably a jew aswell and already cut his dick off

In that case, get help. Do it for your kid... sorry to hear about your situation btw. Things can get better

Die of old age, my friend :)

Selfdeath

Well too bad for you

Men stop believing in happynes or success paradigms. While you are live everything new you try will generate in you some fear, some satisfaction and a lot of happiness, is not about money. If you thinks you will be happy being a totally different guy, doit. Learn something like how to dance, learn to dress a different way, buy a motorcycle, sale your house and travel. You don't have to got like a fucking tourist expending a lot of money. Go traveling by bus, let you be uncomfortable, in situations you will not believe you will be. Happiness is just a concept different for anyone based on what each person thing is good lost every spectation. Just go out and find new things people etc. Don't care about what other people think about it. And do a lot of things just to say to yourself I did that.

Repent. Open your heart to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Gods love is infinite, and Jesus holds the keys to Heaven. Make peace with those in your life, and forgive those who you can. Godspeed, user.

Stay alive pussy

this

These trips tells you to get professional help, try to find out how to move on, you can and will recover, and make a better life for yourself. All the best.

Now I'm off to find some porn.

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