Round 2. Last thread was a great success, but 404'd.
What would you do?
Round 2. Last thread was a great success, but 404'd
Save him if I can. He's incompetent and a jackass and I don't agree with his politics, but he doesn't deserve to die.
Save him and hope for something back like a small loan or a well payed job
Help him because maybe he'll give me money
help another human like every sane person should do
A small loan of a million dollar
weak and predictable
I was wondering for a good minute if I'd push him, but you win at life, it's the right move
liberals btfo
>look around
>he's the only person in view, the only person that can help him is me
>for some reason I've been teleported to a small ledge on a skyscraper
>feel the wind buffeting my hair and clothes as Donald yells in terror
>look up at the clouds, then down to the ground
>everything is so beautiful from here
>"It's a nice day, isn't it Mr. President?"
>"W-WHAT?!?! HELP ME UP PLEASE! COME ON!!
>I dive off the ledge, pushing off the edge to propel myself as far as I can
>Donald yells "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
>the deafening sound of wind in my ears and I can barely open my eyes
>after a few more moments my vision goes dark
Tap dance on his hands
Dunno why yall pussy soyboys wanna save this waste of human life's pathetic excuse for a existence
Call 911, I guess. I don't have anywhere near the upper body strength to pull him up...he's a hefty fella
>waste of human life's pathetic excuse for a existence
you are the pussy soyboy
Because I don't believe it's right to kill each other over politics.
lol, he has no money.
Anyone saying they'd save him ought to post a picture of themselves so we can see their godlike body.
this
How the fuck does HE have a double chin ?
I've made up my mind, help him get up and wherever he least expects it, I tackle him off the building, kind of like a body slam.
WOULD YOU DO THE SAME FOR HITLER BEFORE WW2?
This.
Lack of a jawline and because hes probably skinny fat
skinny fat soy boy ? is that even a thing ?
dream on lefty
if not money the publicity of you saving the president would easily make you millions
Would I save the man who killed Hitler? Yes, because if I didn't, he wouldn't go on to kill Hitler.
While that reply is hyperbolic, I would overall prefer to let him fall for the greater good.
hes like you then
Still more than me sadly
I would 'try' to save him in case there were people or cameras watching but fail and he'd fall.
>feel myself moving with a rythmic sway
>hear the creaking sound of wooden wheels in motion
>slowly open my eyes
>hear a voice say
Finally awake
>it's some sort of amish dude riding a horse driven cart
You didn't have insurance so they couldn't call you an ambulance
weak and predictable
Hitler was a crap general and made numerous mistakes (militarily) you might pave the way for a more competent dictator
How
>Decide to help him
>Clings on to your arms
> Cant lift 300+lbs
>he wont let go
>takes you down with him
Many Yea Forumstards would be go splat
The man who killed Hitler was ... Hitler.
That's the way it is with suicides.
>See Hillary Clinton hanging on to his feet
Let them both fall
I guess the image only works if this was from Pence's point of view
He got so far while making so many mistakes. It’s like God wanted him to win
>interviews
>books
>instant popularity which can then be used as influence
and this would go far into the history books because trump was such a controversial president
I would save him, but I doubt I could pull his weight...
I can't pick this fatass up wtf
im with you, since he's president probably get some kind of medal or honor. seems dank
Help him up then unmercifully make fun of him for not being able to fly and call him a faggot.
bruh
kill him, because then i would be president.
>idiots thinking trump would pay them anything
he doesn't even pay people his contractors.