What would you do with loads of money?

Spend it.

Go to Africa
Create private army
You can rent soldier for dirty war
Profit

That's absolutely "fuck you" tier money for me. Quit job, buy some property on the edge of town, build a nice house with a big fucking garden, invest into a mixed portfolio for good ROI, become a minor real estate mogul, enjoy a comfortable life.

Build an underground bunker or buy an island in the Pacific
Order a fuckton of imported Japanese food online so I never need to step out
Help others, to keep a hint of humanity
Masturbate to HD anime, play vidya and shitpost on 4channel

Buy a house, work for a living, have hangouts with friends on my days off including booze, food and shooting the breeze. Try to meet someone and not fuck it up.

I'd fuck my cat

+ coke

I'd buy a fucking zoo.
Animals are good,loyal unlike humans.

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All caged animals eventually turn on their masters

your cat will fuck for tuna

buy Yea Forums and ban all you mofos

vidslotz.com

Try to destroy humanity.

I'd nuke California and New York state.

explore the world and find an answer for the light in the woods
i saw

Something like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

even me?

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Buy a nice protected house with all the autistic bells and whistles to make it comfy. Find or buy women to wake up to and fuck every single day. Everyday woken up with black coffee and a blowjob from some hot piece of ass. Have all my favourite foods delivered and put into my fridge for me. Have a guy to just go and get whatever the fuck I tell him plus he has to respect me. Have friends either with people who like my wealth or just buy them. It would be a fake life but it would serve me. Missing a few little things but picture a Howard Hughes life. Same movies on repeat for days, ect. Why the fuck not.

i would buy another boat

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Who said anything about locking them in cage? It's a zoo you fucking mongoloid

disappear

See a financial advisor.
Invest 80% of it in real estate and stocks, so that my money starts producing interest.
Live off the remaining 20% until my investments start producing income for me to live on.

Then:
>Quit work
>Move to Hawaii (Hawaii is far enough away that relatives cannot "drop by" for a visit)
>Pursue hobbies, passions.
>Money is freedom. Live life as a free man.

why what did you do ?

yo momma

be her biggest patroon contributor every month

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shit post on Yea Forums and give random whores money

-chase user

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show me the pics/bruises or its not true

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/b has rules against that

you're 12 ?

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Move to china, get a big house and start breeding some blondes I got in the states

fly across the equator every summer so its always winter for me

I would become a right wing George Soros

I'd buy more money.

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>Become burger
>buy plot of land in bumfuck nowhere
>Build comfy bunker in the centre
>Lil farm on the surface
>Place a fence around it
>Buy a gun
>never leave again if possible

Buy a house and land in the middle of nowhere and make an amazing garden.
That and fuck lots of hookers and snort blow

assuming we are talking about over 10,000,000
buy a tesla
quit my job, maybe in a really satisfying way
i work at a grocery store with a liquor store attatched to it
id probably go in there and get all the most expensive bottles of liquor and stand at the front door giving them away and saying "thank you for shopping at BJs, here is your complimentary bottle of Dom, enjoy yourself" until i got fired
buy a nice big comfy house in a forested area with lots of privacy
build a nice garden or greenhouse or something and some room for livestock
funish the whole house
invest 80% of whatever is left
spend the rest on living comfortably but conservately and enjoy my new freedom

it tires after awhile trust me

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I would post on Yea Forums about coming into lots of money and saying that the first person to get triples gets 10 grand. I would then sit back and watch all the morons posting who actually believe that I'd give them anything other than verbal abuse.

I have 90k in the bank it’s not millions. I still just stay inside my house and lurk Yea Forums and play steam.

Creating a garden?

yes even that you cant control the weather and sometimes its just damp and green

Not if you know your plants.

That takes effort and thats not being rich

Pee on it.

hire a gardener problem solved

buy land, build a nice house, life comfy life

Now your getting it you get people for everything and you enjoy the benefits of their hard work and NEVER feel a sense of achievement EVER again

I know my plants. I love physical labour. My garden will be a wonderland some day. Being rich would just make it quicker and easier

BLow it all in Vegas.

And a lot less satisfying the easier it is the less you get out of it

Maybe. Maybe not. As Spike Milligan said:
All I ask for is the chance to prove that money doesn't make you happy.
Spike Milligan was great

Cocaine

Have you read his books ? some of that poetry is very profound and the war memoirs are hilarious

yea H is the way to go

read almost everything he wrote many years ago. his war memoirs were brilliant

Build bunker
Invest to get more money
Build bigger bunker
repeat

Destroy Israel

Two checks at once.

I thought it would be more, but whatever.
I imagine paying off my and my family's debts, setting up scholarship accounts for all the minors in my extended family, refurbishing my grandma's estate and helping them move somewhere nicer, buying houses for my parents, getting my sister and myself back into school and splurging a bit at a brothel.
I'd also like to find an attorney to set up a trust fund for whatever I don't spend.
Join me! We can spit-roast porn stars.

Same here i also have the Q series on dvd and there is a lot of it about, the sketch where the tramp uses a tenner for toilet paper and the queens face comes alive and screams noooooooooo was a seminal moment of British telly

Adopt a ton of shelter animals and let them roam free on a 500 acre plot of land and build like 10 farmhouses for them to sleep/live in. Get a staff of 5 or 6 ranch hands to help keep them fed and accounted for. Ride my horses out to see all of them and throw treats for them as I pass. Gallop off into the distance with a couple hundred critters running next to me.

Corvette
Better booze

Use it to make more money. Any other use is pointless.

Build a bunker stocked with everything I’ll need for rest of life, lock self in and give remainder to people I deem worthy.

I'd vidya, and weed out and hot tub and sextime. Maybe workout to get the good sextime. Ooo and I'd buy a bigger dick

Meantime at anons house

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Beat me to it

go too war with jews

I've had a bunch of daydreams over the past few months about what I'd do with $1 million from each of the one million wealthiest Americans ($1 trillion), but stopped about a week ago when I realized I couldn't pull that off without being accused of money laundering.
This included paying off the debts of my home state, its neighbors and most others considered "western." I also imagined everything in ; setting up a scholarship fund for future teachers, medical professionals and pilots; donating some to Puerto Rico and the DHHS to combat homelessness; offering a few grand to every current and former federal employee who was furloughed; and starting an animation studio.
Being granted superpowers out of nowhere would be easier to deal with, anyway.

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Fund a Communist revolution

I actually do live in a new house in the country with a lot of land. Its also fucking cold here in the winter. If I had the money, I would live in colorado all summer and florida keys all winter

I have a dream of designing airplanes (if you want to call them that...) that have as little material as humanly possible.

The ideal: soaring through the sky like Neo or Superman. But since we cant mind-power ourselves like that, we gotta have at least some equipment. I want to come up with designs that have -as close as possible- to no equipment.

The twin jet cricri is the closest thing out there right now. The jet wings that you see redbull doing is fucking gay cuz you only have like 4 min flight time and you have to be air-dropped.

My goal would be to make pic related look like a 747

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I always fancied a house with a moat

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Cat girls

buy dog

I grew up in abject poverty and worked extremely hard to be in the position I am in now. I lived with my mother and took jobs cleaning toilets. Now I make enough money that my life is pretty nice. I genuinely like my boss and the work I do.

That being said, my life wouldn't look much different. I'd make sure my mother and father has a respectable amount of money to retire into. I might give some to my brother on the condition that he does something that teaches virtue to earn it.

I just would have more free time instead of working constantly. Ideally I'd like to invent technology to help solve political problems.

Engineer poor fag here... Buy 3d printer test ideas... Start busines to Cutthroat shitty business ... offer people good jobs and put my shit out there. Not to make more but to have good shit. When shits rolling take up other causes.

Why shes a lying skank whos nudes you can see 4 free

I would...
Be rich

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