Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

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Feels awesome unless the it goes back too far or stretches the entrance too wide.

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What are your thoughts on male chastity
Have you ever locked a guy
Please text reply no sound

My mistress says she loves the feeling "opened" and filled, and the animalistic movements and sounds that I make.

She was on shrooms the other day while we were fucking, and kept talking about being a beautiful lotus flower. :)

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youre about as insufferable as vocaretard

Why do most women act like they actually believe that everyone is attractive in their own way, that people don't treat others better when they look good, that socialism isn't a stupid idea, etc

In other words, why do most women act stupid so hard that it's like they live in an alternate reality?

why are vaginas so gross. id really be a fan of the female body otherwise

Thx. I'll just have to keep telling them how I see them.

Your voice sure is cute, so you got that goin' on.

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hey right on.

Its beta bullshit that I'd never partake in

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You seem to be the dipshit who is reading a thread that you don't like.

Thx for reading my posts, I guess. xo

How do normal women feel about promiscuous women? DO you think that they're just whores or do you admire their bravery ect?

do you like wearing high heels? i've heard/read that they can be unhealthy but they can look super sexy

>Thx for reading
yeah big difference than listening to vocaretard

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OK thanks

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>still is in a thread that he knows a person he doesnt like will be in

>confirmed retard

one person makes you leave threads? how old are you exactly?

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there are no shampoos specially meant for one sex right? I am curious about conditioners too.
also femanons and anons how often you guys shampoo/condition your hair

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Yes. I get the point. Humor / levity is a great way to get one's points across, no matter what the topic.

Pretty mature.
Enough where I dont call them names.
I just stray away from people I dislike

here have some reddit gold as your moral prize. you should be thanking me. im the only one who replied to your autistic larp story

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My wife wants her best friend to be my mistress, and to move in together. She finds it insanely hot if i had my own harem so to speak. (She loves harem anime obviously) They don't fuck each other except petting, but like to do me together.

Thing is her best friend wants kids, I don't. Not yet at least.
What do?

You got it

Your vagina doesn't make you special. Literally half the world has them. You don't have any more valuable insight than any other troglodyte on this website, and you're doing nothing more than attention whoring by saying you're a girl.

tl;dr tits or gtfo

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I have a similar Arrangement going with my wife and her longtime friend, does a friend has her own apartment.

For me the children issue would be a deal-breaker. Both of my girls are past childbearing age.

I have had both. I am more likely to get a UTI from an uncircumcised guy. I find it easier and more desirable to give head to a guy who is circumcized. Other than that, no major difference

Voice is a bit raspy/husky. Are you a minority of some kind? I think I hear a some Latina in there.

Your dick doesn't make you special. Literally half the world has them. You don't have any more valuable insight than any other troglodyte on this website, and you're doing nothing more than attention whoring by saying you're a boy.

tl;dr dicks or gtfo

Would be a fun game to control a guy, but not a major fetish for me

I have a ranch I inherited from my grandfather. No other family as they disowned me for religious/political and mostly the ranch. So i have plenty if space for her. Long as she pulls her weight.

Im not opposed to kids, im only 34, my wife is 27 and her best friend is 24.

I just dont want kids right now. Also im not sure i can handle both, i mean i can but the wife wants a freaking harem. What if she chooses more girl? I hate pills, so dont want to have to pop Viagra

I didn't make a thread saying "HURR DURR I'M A BOY ASK ME ANYTHING" this dumb cunt did though, and Yea Forums has a long standing tradition of putting women in their place when they try to pull the "girl card" on Yea Forums. A bunch of faggot cucks and foreveralones are steadily trying to ruin that tradition though by feeding the lulcow. btw OP is probably ugly.

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This user has it correct, fams.

Everyone stop responding and abandon ship unless tits are posted. It is our sacred duty to uphold this law lest our home becomes another Reddit!

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Post face incel, i wanna see how fat you are.
Lol attention seeking whore.

She's literally a white ghost redhead that lives in the ghetto. People adapt to their surroundings

Same faggin hard.
Post dick!

I'm not listening to your dumb cunt voice. This is a message board not a group chat. Type words or fuck off. You're probably one of those trash bags that's constantly using voice to text to text people. Too lazy to even use your fucking fingers to type. You disgust me.

My situation is working very well, and I think part of it is because the two ladies do not live in the same house. We can all be together when we want to and we can be separate when we want to and I think that promotes Harmony.

Kids will complicate things. Might work, but if it doesn't might be a lot of collateral damage

how much free time you have to whiteknight today? how long have you been on so far today?

>0
what a demented piece of fuck you are

>putting women in their place

OP has been here since 04 user.
Pretty sure she knows Yea Forumss history better than you

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>I've been here since '02
you know whats pathetic about that? that theyre still here and making "daily threads"
why would anyone think thats cool or admirable?

Cry harder incel

Yea Forums wasnt around in 02 you fucking newfag

Thanks for outting yourself

>OP lied to me about how long they've been on Yea Forums and I believed it
you would

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Hmm. Yeah might work. Guess ill find out.

Im getting my knight badge in the mail with a free kiss from an actual girl. So leet.

I've fucked more women than you have hairs on your junk faggot.

jesus christ you are dumb as fuck lmao

exactly. how little of a person you have to be? I mean. When he dies, he will remember all the time wasted on a site with no meaning. Just like FB, IG and other shit..... goddamn i am gonna go to bed

i don't understand how these guys can get so worked up over this.
fucking calm down.

Your right, it was around in 99 when i was an invite only image board.

Jokes on you bitch I shave.

>implying I'm upset at all
Yea Forums isn't for circlejerks, I'm just aggressively reminding the dumpsterslut of this

No life + no social skills x stunted development = incel

Go fuck your mlp doll already.

the irony of the white knight

>Yea Forums isn't for circlejerks

Circlejerks on Yea Forums

Shes literally been here since then. I've fucking seen her you nitwit

Well I don't have hair so 0...got it

Tits or GTFO.

Say it with me lads!

Would you ever lock a guy

You're so upset its hilarious

No you can just gtfo if you dont like the thread retard

I like having them close, but i think she can wait a few years before kid. I'll claim "need to be financially secure" which is partly true.

I love being a white knight. Do i get a metal fedora?

That picture is sexist and offensive, everyone these days knows that females have penises

Do you think people don't constantly laugh at white nights? Do you really think you're accomplishing anything more than the other side?

Dicks or GTFO!

Is that right?

>tfw when backed into a corner with no defense mechanism at all
>I love being a white knight. Do i get a metal fedora?

Thanks for sticking up for me user.

Heres the coveted gold fedora as your prize lol

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Do you dilate?

>a woman just taught me something about my dick
is this what my life has become?
thanks i guess but i dont know how to feel about this

Im backed into a corner? Pretty sure im laying on my couch while my wife is baking her grubbin meatballs.

But ok let's pretend!

I'm back into a corner, my anus is sticking out in anticipation of your amazingky powerful comebacks.

Please senpai! Dont hurt me!

Only faggots like you think that a guy who doesnt have to be a tryhard and just let a bitch do what she wants is a "whiteknight"

Woohoo! Better than silver!

>hes still trying to be funny because he cant defend his actions

Okay, so you're going to lie about being on Yea Forums for a long time too and no one is going to post proof. Right. Right.

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Lol they raging so hard because of a post on the internet. It's like their lives are so empty this is the only thing they have.

Wait is that why???

Huh.

pls respond this is very important

You can do better than that.

only whiteknights say tryhard. and your argument goes both ways whiteknight

This is me btw :D

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>you're so upset

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what the flying fuck is that makeup oh my god

A true classic.

>no tits
>no timestamp
G T F O

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I feel like you are a roastie, the california comes out for sure

Lol hilarious

You've earned it user sama

Or hes just exhausted with your bitching as is just fucking around now

Seriously I'm supposed to be the bitch here and so far you've whined more than I ever have

How the fuck do you post proof you dumb faggot.

Yealet me just step into my time machine and take some pics of my ass sitting in front of my comp via 2002

Fucking idiot

did you really just samefag 3 of your posts lol

Im just havin fun tbh. They are so easy to get riled up, especially if you white knight. I consider it sorta like role playing.

did someone say gore? lol

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user replied to 2 of mine. The first two are me.

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opinions on titfucking?

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larping whiteknights
who would have imagined

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While your back there can you take a pic just a year later during my birthday sleep over? I swear I saw a friend sniff my underwear but i don't remember.

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Ah phase two of triggered incels. The Gore.

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Well you haven't been here enough, have you?

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How gross actually is cum? Like if you swallow it, is it really fucking gross?

Lots of people larp. Just like when you go to your comic cons or renfair. Similar concept.

Start breeding man

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It's bitter by default. Never tasted cum that wasnt bitter.

>m'lady

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It's tart yet savory. Obviously very salty. Not a prob if you swallow quick but letting it sit in your mouth tastes rank after a little bit.

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Personally, I find them to be hot. But then again, I'm a lesbian so I don't know if my opinion matters here.

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Thanks for posting my pic. I like how you think its ugly but in reality I'm pretty darn cute

Nah. Maybe in 2 years. I love watching my gf clean nude and my wife walk in pretending to be shocked . Maybe this is why i like larping.

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yes it is, why do you think i keep posting it :D

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I didnt?

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try again retard. stop thinking youre some kind of hot celebrity lmao

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Roadtie is implying you have a roast beef vag.

>Being this new to not realize OP loves gore.

You're not scaring her off now retard

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Is this some cuck thing I don't know about?

I got on Yea Forums in early January 2004, if I had listened to a friend of mine I would have been an original fag and not an old fag.

im so drunk, imeant i think it's cute, thats why postingit innit ? ;:D

How many times in this thread alone have you tried to speak from her perspective lol

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no one cares at all dumbass

If you aren't pretty or confident it's pretty hard having self-esteem as a woman. It's not even(mostly) men dictating what women should look but rather other women being competitive to be the most pretty/young looking/unique. It feels like a competition and i am the biggest loser. I have been told i am pretty multiple times but i can't see myself in the mirror because i end up feeling sick physically.

First off, you sound exactly like my wife. Wtf. Well close enough i had to glance over and check if it wasnt in fact her posting.

Also I fully believe they are adults who never grew up, i can see them all red in the face furiously typing while MLP is blasting in the back ground.

Ok that's funny.

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It really makes no sense.

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Oh he looked kinda handsome. What a waste

Well thanks user! Thanks is for showing people my cute face

Nice shoop user 10/10

A used up whore

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like you shopped your phonefag pic?
>hurrdrrr

I would love to know where hurrdurr came from. I work with the mentally and physically handicapped and never heard hurrdurr. Mostly grunts clicks and screetches.

I used to have really greassy hair but then i started using a especific shampoo and dropped conditioner and it got really healthy, now i can make it a full day without getting gross(and i have bangs).

Aww, ok.
:/
Also, fuck off cunt, your retort is not appreciated not accepted.

That is your pic? Huh you May sound like my wife but dont look like her. She's Italian with thick dark hair

I have no idea why I find this so attractive.

I used to be the definition of a player. Grade A chad.

Pretty sure this chick at work is into me, but I can't tell because she's a bit younger than me.

Constant smiles, makes excuses to come check out what I'm doing. Complains about her sex life being boring including having to masturbate quietly due to living with her ex.

Was alone in a room with her today for no good reason, turned to leave and she made excuses and started chatting shit to keep me in the room.

What do?

Honest question. Why do you do this? What do you get out of it? I appreciate the commitment.

fuck you think, sperm for brains?

Never never never fuck around with coworkers. Not worth it unless you hate your job.

Well it would be fucking ace to not stick my dick in crazy for once and just have a Fwb situation, but I have a bad track record and don't trust younger women.

Yeah but never know unless you try.

Just watch for the signs my dude.

I also love it, the ass is top tier and the vagina is ready to go

Dudes who dip, turn off or no big deal?

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Massive turn off.

Bra or no bra, and why?

What if he's well built and good looking? How big of a factor is it?

Femanons, what does your ideal dick look like?

Man that's just fucking tragic. No lesbo but I almost wanna chew on those though lol

Yea that's my pic. Wasnt posted by me though. It was another user who did. Kind of an old pic too

If shes talking about shit like that I'd think she wants to fuck.

Well I'll have to answer this question friday! I hope you'll be here then!
It's a long answer but I'd love to tell ya

But my fiancee just got home and we have shopping to do for our bbq tomorrow!

Bye anons! It's been fun! See you soon!!!

socialism existed before you palefaces existed

It is just a prolapse, it just needs some medical attention

Femanons, how strongly does your butthole smell?

Fair points, but its still unhealthy using this as a tool for their aggression, all it does is feed into the problems they already have.

I simply like egging them on. Mayhe i shouldn't, but its just hilarious.

It's not a prolapse user

Taste, smells and looks dusgusting. Id hate to kiss you and taste it. Id hate to smell it just from a hug and guarantee it will be in your semen.

yes' it is kind of old. i want a new one to post :D

Fair enough, thanks for the input.

I'd fuck her like a single dog sled champion racing for my life

kek

Femanons, describe your ideal cock

there are no femanons, thread is dead.
sage this shit