Lets hear your sins and confessions!

ok i feel like this might be bait..

whats her age and whats yours?

shes a very petite 11 and im a hefty 20

pics or it didnt happen

Literally happened last weekend:
>Big bro is back from college
>Parents go away for weekend, leave him in charge
>Tells me he has a girl coming over and I should "be cool"
>Two hours later see him in pool with sister of my track teammate
>She'll be a HS freshman next year
>They go to his room for like an hour
>He drives her home
>Tells me to "be cool" again
>Go to my room and fap like crazy

4 people.

Weird huh ?
I post nudes of her when im drunk and cum buckets when someone says how he'd fuck her. Then the next days i keep searching in the "girls you saved" thread

I masturbate to the pic of the "we all have secrets" girl every time she is posted

I missed the part where you have a reason to fap

Get off my Yea Forums, summerfag

i literally do the same. except the drunk part. I usually post her nudes after we fight...

is this the number of anons that fell for your larping?

To me it's not a revenge stuff. Really it's an ultimate turn on.
I post her, become hard af then cum to the first replies

mommy fap story inc.
>be me
>mom calls her female best friend one day
>she always talks loudly when on the phone for some reason and I can hear everything upstairs most of the time
>mom thinks she is alone at home or some shit
>overhear her talking to her female friend (a mom of a fellow friend of mine)
>they plan to go out on new years eve
>ok nothing unusual until here, then it started
>she asks her if they wanted to do the same thing as last year with the boys
>mfw my mom and her friend are both single. What boys!?
>turns out they plan to catfish some young guys and have some fun with them
>her exact words were "I hope they will be horny enough to come with us again"
>that means its not the first time
>I get really interested in the conversation now
>to be fair her friend is kind of a milf and she even tried to flirt with me on multiple occasions (one time even while my mom was there, we were at a restaurant) She basically looked at me with the please fuck me eyes and said that Im grown up so handsome and shit. She later even paid for my food. I didnt really pick up on that which I regret like fuck today.
>either way new years eve is coming up
>for the rare case that they actually bring someone home I set up a hidden cam
>I was in another city and was basically thinking about the recording for the whole time I was out
>next day I check the cam
>holyshit.mp4
>The camera was so fucking blurry it basically only caught the audio but it did catch something at least I tried to convince myself lol
>I didnt know where to setup the cam so I did it in her bedroom
>Turns out she actually brought home not one but like five guys with her from what Ive gathered from the conversations
>I fap to this day to the sounds of my mom getting fucked by some guys. They were all propably around my age.
>I sometimes feel disgusted after I cum but fuck man its just so hot fantasizing about that.

My best friend's girlfriend was giving me all kinds of sex after he fell asleep at night. She would come out of his bedroom and watch tv after having sex with him for the 5 or so minutes he would last. One night i was absent mindedly fapping to a porn i had put in the vcr. She came walking out in a tiny robe with her tits poking out. She stared at me holding my dick, then saw the movie playing, then walked over and sat next to me. You want me to suck your dick? From then on we would fuck 4 or 5 times a week. He never had a clue.

i see... same for me... especially when the they tell me how they'd fuck her pussy and stuff like that

nice... lucky you...

do you want to be number five Cameron?

Post one ?

just one. you?

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I've had a fetish for cheerleaders since I was 11. I have gigabytes of photos/videos of them on my hard drive. I stole a pair of pompoms and use them to tickle my balls while I jerk off.

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wow.. nice rack on her.

Fapping to both your gfs right now.

Post one more ? ;)

And looks like yours was about to cum too, nice tits..

hmm.. what do you say? I'm game.

she was.. good catch

I’m close

I lowkey have thoughts about killing people. Im just fucking sick of people doing me wrong, and i just wish it was back in the old days where you can kill your threat and move on with life.

good. well, here's another.

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Im back in the game, I'll post her ass if u want

go ahead...

Ofc classic wwyd

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i'd bend her over and spank her ass...

These days she's into mmf fetish. I fuck her and want me to fuck her ass in the same time. No joke that's some crazy sex

She has a dildo and asks me to fuck her in the ass with it. Really crazy

that's hot...

Watched camp counselor buttfuck this really young girl. Didn’t tell anyone.

One last pic for the both of us ?
I'd like to see your gf's ass or pussy

last pic. here's her while riding me

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Very nice.
Wish I could finger her ass while riding her like that.
What do you wanna see of mine ?

i put a finger in the ass..
sure, share her ass..

nice round one.. thanks man.

My pleasure. See ya in "saved and wanna see more ;)

Kik beardsley90

hmmm,....

likewise.

I onced caught my gf's bestfriend masturbing in our guest room

what happened next?

What kind of body does she have?
She look like any celeb?

I wanted to record someone in the shower, ended up getting my underage niece on film instead.

Really enjoyed that fap.

Akward situation. Never spoked bout that to my gf. Never spoke bout that to her bestfriend. But seeing her with her huge dildo in that bed will forever be in my head

Used to fuck my cousin everyday for a couple of months a few years ago.

She got married a couple years after that and has a kid. Pretty glad they’re getting divorced to be honest

damn... was she hot?

Well Im more into blonde and she's a lil' brunette. But I can't deny she's hot as fuck. Nice tits, not big not small, she was quite red and swetting, maybe about to cum.

good one... lucky break... you still see her? does she know? did she see you?

friend went on a first date with a girl. Fucked her after he fell asleep. They've been dating a year now.

I got a 54 year old woman pregnant. I thought she was menopausal so I didn't bother with a condom.

what a slut. was it a one time thing?

Seen FTM cuntboy porn and gotta say, it was pretty hot!

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Yea she knows, she clearly saw me. I opened the door, she saw me, I saw her, she stopped masturbing the second she saw me and hid under her blanket. Then I apologized and left.

I catfished nudes from my married friend. I don't know her husband well and idk if I should tell him

Let's see her

i see.. good move on not being weird about it. did you fap on what you saw or even thought about her when you fuck your girl?

depends. is she hot?

yes

I'm 27 and my wife is 22. She has twin sisters that are 15. They stay at ours occasionally cause we're 'cool' and let them drink and just have a bit of a party sometimes. One night I'm on the sofa after one of these parties, wife asleep upstairs, having a quick tug to some porn I'm chromecasting over to the TV. Turns out the girls have come down for a drink and saw me through the gap in the door. I try to hide it, they're semi-drunk and giggle, come into the room and tell me they want to watch. I ask why, they say they've never seen a man cum in real life before. I'm reluctant, but it's hot af not gonna lie. Start beating off slowly, they get closer watching every stoke, one asks if she can have a go, and I let her. She jerks me for a couple of minutes before I take over again. Other one is really close now, can feel her breathe on my dicks head. She sticks her tongue out and licks it really quick then laughs and goes shy and backs away, then it becomes a game between them it seemed. Taking it in turns to jerk and suck me, first a couple of seconds, then longer, until they're both taking full on a minute each or so.

More!

and?

I'm close to blowing so tell them I am, first twin (the one who jerked me first) pulls her nightshirt up and says she wants it on her tits. They're small and perky as you'd expect but I'm not gonna say no. Second twin says that's not fair. I jokingly say they should both share it then on their face/mouths. First twin, nightshirt still up over her neck scoots closer so she is knelt between my legs, looking up. Other twin knelt behind her, holding her sisters hips and putting her face beside her sisters. I jerk and keep dipping the head into either of their waiting mouths, eventually getting to the point of no return. Moan as I feel it rushing through me, first huge thick stream hits first twin on the eyelid trailing down to her chin, second shot goes over her cheek and onto her sisters nose, then the last few semi-pumps deposit the rest of my load over both mouths/chins. They swallow what went in their mouths, and wipe the rest off onto their nightshirts. They say it was nowhere near as bad as their friends made out and not salty much either. Dawns on me what I've done and tell them never to mention it before going and taking a shower and sliding into bed with my wife. Lay awake most of the night worrying about the consequences but also relishing the memory. It's been almost a year now and nothing has come of it, but when I see them at BBQ's etc I can't help but want to do so much more to them, and they're really flirty with me which doesn't help...

i see... maybe catfish for more, share here, and see how it goes. hubby doesnt have to know.

I can't post too much details or pictures anymore, but I sexted with my sister 2 days ago. Talked on b, you guys got me riled up.

Yesterday it happened. I had sex with my sister.

I fapped the very same hour lmao. Had a lil' morning wood. Fap material delivered the best way

For shame

excellent. best i got was my wife's bestfriend having a nip slip. still fapped to her tho

How was it?

I want to rape my girlfriend.

It was intense.
I enjoyed it more than sex with my girlfriend.

Sensitive, small tits and nips
Tight af.
Not the best blowjob
She gasps when I did different things
She covered her face with a pillow near orgasm.

How’d the sexting start?

She gave me head on a separate occasion. I then felt bad and we both agreed not to do anything again. I was drinking a lot at the time, then they started dating and its my friends first actual girlfriend too. Feel bad, but I dont want to tell him. Problem is i dont think they should be together.

i see.. well, that's a tough pickle. but at least you got those.

badly want to fuck my sis in law
ive creeped and jerked with her panties more than once

I could tell you in a very simple way or I could try to find my greentext I made yesterday

wow someone replied after all lol.
I can maybe describe the audiofiles. It only recorded a few because the cam only started recording when there was motion detection and they didnt fuck right in her room. So basically it only recorded when someone was walking by or shit like that.
My favourite moments were when there were really fast slapsounds and her moaning "yes yes yes" over and over really loud. The guys were relatively quiet. Another favourite moment were loud gagging and slurping noises. Man I can only imagine what they were doing to her.

I've been in a relationship with my younger sister for a decent few years now.

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Yeah, I have that problem like every 2nd girl I fuck

Don't worry, shake it off

>She was drinking at my mom's
>I joined in on the fun from Dad's
>Posted weird requests back and forth (try to take a picture using your forearm, zoom in on your eye etc)
>She did some funny faces, one being ahegao
>Both pretty tipsy
>She didn't want to do a handstand because she wasn't wearing a bra anymore
>Spilled a drink on her sweater, so she put it in the washer
>Had to wear a bra again.
>Showed me her newest one was way too see through

I can continue but it's not too exciting

>used to masturbate with middle school friend (no touching just in same room) facing each other
>blown men back when craigslist had personals
>stolen hundreds of dollars worth of stuff from the local walmart (still do just not as much)
>have fucked a bunch of escorts from backpage when it was still up (both tranny and female)
>have hit another persons child
>used to cross dress
>when I worked at mcdonalds for 2 weeks I didnt pay for all the food I ate
>drove a car with a fake tag and no insurance for about a week until my car was fixed
I don't think I am that bad of a person tbh

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That's her ass right there

You sound pretty good tbh

I'm pretty sure I'm in love with my cousin

I guess you could be worse.

But then again, you certainly could be far better. Not that i'm one to talk.

I want to tie up my girlfriend and watch her get fucked by her huskie and blow my load on her face while he's knotted inside of her. I've been trying to make jokes and convince her almost every day and she's finally coming around to it. At least I think so.

My first greentext but I'll give it a try

>be me
>plan to break up with gf
>make her preggo
>decide to try to stay together because of kiddo
>hate life
>working, offshore I do at least have some break from her
>contract offshore expire, she say I have to work onshore
>hate life
>apply for work onshore
>go out with friends
>have not fucked in months because gf is afraid to hurt kiddo
>Get shitfaced
>Meet a girl, have a good evening
>tell her that I have a gf and she is preggo
>she understands, but we hit it of and dance and talk all night
>kissing
>bar closes
>she asks if I want to go home with her
>fuck yeah
>go home to her
>fuck all night long
>5 min after finnished, gf calls ask where I am and why I am not home
>say I went to a after part at a friends
>Don't even feel bad because I am sure this is going to hell anyway
>She starts to act like a decent human being and actually apoligise for her behavior and that she will be better
>2 weeks later go to doc. to test for STD (and removing a mole).. still waiting for answer
>fucking nervous that I have fucked up everything and she will never let me see my daughter

> Be me working in a remote mining community. Work there for 3 weeks and then would fly back to my home city for a week holiday every month.
> Took the virginity of an 18 year old who worked in the mining office's admin dept. 6/10 brunette, tight hairy pussy. long hair. goth.
> Soon realised she fell in love with me.
> I was almost twice her age but continued to fuck her for months even though I had no feelings for her at all. Her pussy as too tight and too tasty to stop.
> Flew back to nearest city and borrowed 18 yo's keys to her city apartment even though she was still back at the minesite working.
> Met with another girl that worked with 18 yr old in admin but was on her week off too. 7/10, tall brown hair and english. Classy lass. A true ride mare with an amazing ass.
> Got her drunk in city and we ended up fucking back at 18 yo's apartment. Best fucking ever.
> english chick was fucked up. She threatened to tell 18 yo on me unless I fucked here. So she made me fuck her everywhere 18 yo's apartment. bedroom, balcony, shower, kitchen, dining room, couch. I drove her fine english ass into the 18 yo's bed sheets.
> Returned to mine site, see 18 yo for 2 hrs and fuck her hard and then 18 yo flys out to city to her apartment for week off.
> For next week, I had to fuck english chick secretly. Don't want any gossip in small mining town.
> Safest place to fuck her was in 18 yo's dorm room. So we fucked everywhere throughout again.
> Continued this for 6 months until mad english chick returned home.

Man that's dark

Im not a shut in by any means, I have friends and go out often. I act honest and very open with them so they don't even consider the things that I have done.

Bring it up she might be into CNC

I've had sex at FKK clubs both times I've been to Germany, temptation was too great not to

I manipulated an overweight retarded girl to come over and have sex. Pic related. Moments before I pull her panties off and fucked her.

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age?

So I know you pay an entrance fee but does it cost extra to fuck a hooker?

I was teased when I was 15 by a girl 3 years older than me at my local health club. She pinned me down in the steam room, rubbed my cock through my shorts until I was hard and then pulled my cock out and slid her black one piece bathing suit aside and fell onto me. I just lay still as it was my first time as she rose up and down on me. To this day, I still cannot believe how wet and warm the inside of her pussy was. She let her tits out and held my head against her chest. I came pretty quickly. Very hard and deep inside her. She ended up getting pregnant and having a miscarriage.

Photo of her?

Did you hear her getting fucked?

Post her

It depends on the girl, amount of time you want and sex acts/positions but basic BJ + one sex position for 30 minutes tends to be like 50 Euros

That's what I paid my very first time doing it but I wanted more after that so on average I pay like 80-90 Euros per girl so I can get more time, sex positions, DATY, etc... the only thing that is absolutely non-negotiable is condomless penetrative sex

You only need one photo of her being fucked by the dog to blackmail her into anything forever.

What does she look like?

Is that a rule that there's no raw dogging or was that just in your experience?

You ever posted her on tribute threads?

It's an absolute rule, bareback prostitution is illegal in Germany

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yes. got some good ones but most dont even deliver

My life sucks I'm 29 im divorced, I get my kids 3 days every other week a month. I work a dead end job and have no goals or aspirations... In 5 years I'll be in the same place or worse off. I'm an alcoholic and a drug addict when I can find it. Basically homeless and no one will really miss me when I'm gone. I think tonight or tomorrow I'll get shit housed and blackout on the train tracks near my house. So it'll look like an accidental death. So my life insurance will pay out. But yea my secret is I hate my life and the fact I've let it drag on for so long. Goodnight beautiful anons I'm going home. Cheeseburger "I'm coming home" plays softly as I exit

> Be me 14 and over at auntie's house to help with yard work as my Mum said because her husband worked overseas, she needed some muscle around the house.
> Work all day chopping wood, cutting grass, pulling weeds. Mega sweaty.
> At end of day, Auntie brings lemonade and invites me to join her in hot tub to ease my sore muscles.
> I've never been in hot tub before, so go to clean up and then return to back yard to join her.
> Climb into tub, lovely, warmish and lots of bubbles easing my aches & pains
> After 10 mins Auntie asks if I want a beer. I said yes and she climbs out of tub.
> To my amazement Auntie is butt naked. She has 7/10 body with a brown hairy pussy and really round titties. A tribal tattoo on her back says "Bar is open" kid you not.
> She steps back in and tells me not to be embarrassed. That it is normal to tub without clothes, so the bubbles can get in to ease all the muscles.
> Taking it as an instruction, I took off my shorts and jocks and freeballed. It wasn;t long until I was diamonds.
> Long story short, Auntie accidentally brushed against me in hot tub, got a surprise, offered to ease my stress, climbed on me and rode me down to the back end. I blew inside her while under water and this went on for 2 years.
> Noone ever found out.
> Last time we met was at my sister's wedding and when she kind of suggested that she would tell everyone, I dragged her into a garden and fucked her to shut her up.

I like to frequently post a hidden toilet video i took of a friend i really like. It's over three years old but i still fap over it and like to ask for tributes of her face. If you're even a casual lurker of creep threads here you've no doubt seen it. It's probably posted right now.

I fucked my college teacher for 2 years and she gave me A's throughout the whole time. To this day I remember easing my cock into her ginger coloured pussy as I suckd her highly responsive nipples

How old was she/you?

No but if you do a tribute here i think she and I will cum hard man

That's here btw

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fucked a girl freshman year of college that I knew had a long distance bf and never felt bad, plowed her out fall and spring semester

i wish i had this... i tried but the two teachers i tried asking out were too loyal to their men.

Ages? Ages when it started I guess? How'd it start?

My dad used to not be mormon but is now mormon again. Ever since he became mormon I'm mad at him. He needs not to be that. He calls me after work once a week. Why. He misses my mom because she died. I wish he would stop hurting my family. He doesn’t care. He was ok when he wasn’t Mormon but now he’s not good. He has two cars because he’s selfish. Because of this I try not to celebrate Christmas with my kids but he always insist on sending presents. When I was 13 he told me Santa wasn’t real.

He wants to help me move. No thanks. I’m allergic to his cat. I can’t go to his house. He also eats a lot of head cheese and it disgusting! Also I think it gave me diarrhea. Thats right DIARRHEA!!! He didn’t care that I had diarrhea.

I accidentally got a DUI. He was mad and wouldn’t help me. Now he’s mormon again. I’m so confused right now. My wife wants to leave me. My dad wants to help me thru the divorce but i don’t want anything to do with him I know it’s his fault. He asked me about the cat. I told him what cat but he was talking about his cat.

I’m sorry I just don’t know what to do right now.

I abandoned my mentally incapacitated father

My father used to be a god-fearing man. A true muslim who diligently followed the Koran and set a good example for his family. However, after the car crash, things haven’t been the same. My mother tells us he had a brain injury that completely altered his personality. He no longer goes to mosque or prays to Allah. Now all he does is… poopies.

He’s OBSESSED with poopy. Always singing “POOPY POOPY POOPY” and pooping turds everywhere and throwing his poopies around. Me and my sister spend hours cleaning up his poopy turds only for him to come back and fling his butt around to squeeze out more poopies while screaming “PPOOOOOOOOPPPPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!”

Will things ever change? Will he still go to heaven? My mom says we have to accept him for who he is now. I pray to Allah every day asking him to bring my father back. I don’t want anymore poopies.

I ended up abandoning my father to live with my aunt. I feel terrible about it.

My girlfriend wears nothing when she gets her period. No tampons, pads, cups. Not even underwear.

She gets blood everywhere. My car, bedding, chairs etc have all been ruined and had to be replaced. She stained everything she puts her cooch on, but doesn’t want to replace them. Has chairs around her house that have brown stains on them. I’m embarrassed when my friends have to ride in her car and ask “did someone poop on your seat?” and she corrects them and says it’s period blood and theirs nothing to be ashamed of.

Anyways, i ended up having to replace my expensive gaming chair last month cause she sat on it when i told her not too. Well cue this week i find out she's on her period. So i bubble wrap EVERYTHING I OWN. However when she enters my apartment with her bloody dripping white leggings she notices my bubble wrap scheme and freaks out. She’s offended and asks why i would humiliate her like that, asked if i was ashamed of her for being a woman. Before I could say anything she left. She’s now demanding an apology.

Rip user. See you on the other side

I was fired today for having diarrhea

Today, during my bathroom break I had diarrhea. I was grossed out and it kind of burned and smelled, so I started screaming because i was having diarrhea. People are knocking and opening the door to check if I’m ok, I scream that i’m having diarrhea and instead of helping they close the door and leave.

My boss eventually knocks on the door and tells me to stop screaming, then leaves. When my diarrhea stops, I come out of the bathroom, with my pants and undies still down, butt unwiped, and approach him at the front register. Customers are shocked and backing away from me.

My manager starts to yell “what are you doing? Pull your pants up.” “NO,” I scream, “I’M HAVING DIARRHEA AND IT HURTS MY BUTT AND YOU DON’T FEEL BAD FOR ME YOUR TOO MEAN AHHHHHHHHHHH.” After a minute of yelling at him, I run back to the bathroom, and grab some of my shit with my bare hand. I carry out the shit to show my boss that I really did have diarrhea. Everyone was screaming, including my boss. Kind of overeacting. I however was legitimately screaming because people were so mean.

Anyways, I got fired and escorted out.

No way! I too got fired from Starbucks last week for having diarrhea. They are truly fucked and have something against people who have diarrhea

So I work at a Starbucks. Their coffee makes me have to poop. This morning I really had to poop. I ran to the ladies bathroom and removed my pants completely. I squat on the toilet facing the tank. This is how I always sit. The poop comes out easier this way. Anyways I forgot to lock the door. My male manager opens the door wide, so all of the customers can see me. He asks me why I’m sitting like that. Before I can tell him to leave me alone, the shit starts pouring out my ass, onto the floor some of it splattering on my manager. Somehow he slips and falls into my diarrhea, I can’t stop and poop squirts into he mouth and eyes. Everyone is screaming. The police arrive and arrest me for vandalizing the bathroom. When i came back to work the next day there was a huge poster in the office of me pooping out diarrhea with a fearful gasping expression on my face. Everyone’s been laughing and making fun of me.

Into bdsm/femdom, chastity, and cucking for years.

Got a loving gf that's into extreme femdom. After constant abuse/verbal humiliation, she cut me off from all sex (not even handjobs) for the rest of my life. on top of that, no cumming ever for me, not even stroking allowed.

Now she's looking for lovers while I'm devolving into a sissy that she just abuses. I begged her to lose all respect for me treat me as a eunuch maid forever with no takebacks from me, and she just slapped me in the face and said okay.

end goal is that she finds a love-in lover while I'm a constantly dressed up frustrated maid that never has any more pleasure other than licking her clean.

Biggest secret is that I hope to be a public cuck one day since she wants a baby one day and kinda hoping it's a different race altogether from me. Defintely possible it happen since she's into black guys sometimes but so far she wants the baby to resemble me (white). Time will tell. She does like going bareback and already told her I raise any baby she's pregnant with.

Reminds me something that recently happened. I also work at a Starbucks. A few days ago, I was using the restroom and farted really loud. Whatever it happens. When I came out however, I found out my crush had been in the lobby, and heard me fart. Worse my coworkers told him it was me and gave him my full name and everything. They also told him I had a crush on him. He used to chat with me regularly, now he won’t even look at me.

haha are you me?! I recently I won partner of the month. Most stores do partner of the quarter, but our store votes for partners monthly. To commemorate the partner the month, we hang up a huge poster of our portrait and name. Anyways, I have to use the bathroom and let out a huge fart. When I come back outside, my partners are mad at me. Apparently while I was in the bathroom, a bus full of handsome doctors came into the store and started to flirt with my partners. Suddenly they hear my huge fart and are disgusted. My poster is immediately rolled down right after the fart, and when they ask where the beautiful “first name last name” is, my partners tell them I’m the one in the bathroom farting. They laugh and “ewww” collectively, then decide to leave without buying anything because they are so disgusted. So I ruined that sale and my coworkers and my’s chances of getting cute doctor boyfriends. :(

really, really obviously the same person.

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I dont know any of the Starbucks people

FUCK OFF I REALLY DID GET FIRED FOR POOPING

I went to an interesting strip club show the other day. It was a contest for best dancer, with different categories. It was hosted by a beloved gay man with a huge ass. When he first started the show, he introduced himself and explained what the contest was about. At the end of his introduction, he dropped his pants, turned around, bent over, and spread his ass cheeks so his butthole was showing. Everyone laughed and applauded because it was funny at the moment. However, after that he proceeded to ruin the contest.

For the first three contestants, he would jump on the stage and spread his butthole again, blocking the showing, clogging the jumbotron with his hairy asshole. When the fourth contestant came, he tried to jump on and was completely booed and blocked. It wasn’t until the second to last contestant that he managed to jump on stage one last time, spread his butt cheeks, jumping and dancing around like an idiot. He farted and shitted turds on everyone. The police were called and the guy who was once beloved by the community was run out of town.

I jerk off to the worst stuff.

I like to jack off to my sisters panties

Have a couple of drinks and tell her that. Tell her you have always been jealous of any guy that she was with. Tell her that it has always your fantasy to imagine how wonderful it would be to be able to hold, kiss and treat her like the princess you think she is. You might be surprised.
I did it with mine and we still have sex off and on for 10 years now.

I already have but she wont talk to me anymore

A friend of mine got caught mid-sex by an escort he was secretly filming fucking and she beat the shit out of him in response, demanded the money right then and there and quickly got dressed and left. He started with the hidden cams last year and I warned him against it. He actually had to get a few stitches in his forehead because he’d been broken wide open, and he’s really lucky things didn’t end up much worse.

I occasionally use escorts myself (like two or three times a year) but I’m smart enough not to do stupid bullshit like that.

I hit a girl on her ass with a plant once. I tried to kill myself out of guilt. She has a bf now and is much better off without me. I wish her well. I also feel free to let her go of her now, because of all the shit she did in return. Much more than I ever did imo. I thought Yea Forums was the best place to write about it, because it's a neonazi board and it's just my kind of thing. Right Yea Forums? Nigger nigger nigger? Tell me to kys? It's all good bruddas. If there's a God you will all learn your lesson eventually

Got no time for a father willing to fuck up his kids life’s like that. Man the fuck and buckle up, you get out of life what you put into it. Don’t go fucking up innocent kids life’s because you couldn’t get your shit together.

I ripped the tag off a mattress and didn't buy it

we found the real piece of shit boys.

I fantasize about enslaving and mind breaking my friend and turning her into a sex slave

I didn't blow my brains out in front of them... What's worse a person who equates to nothing and the kids see that they have a shit father or just not being there anymore and they soon forget about you. Then move on.... They are young they will soon forget anything about me and it'll be like I was never here. Nothing of value was lost

What kind of body does your mom have?

Keep going

Post the ahegao pic

everyone IRL thinks I lose my virginity when I was 24 but I'd actually lost it five years earlier to a backpage escort

She good in bed? What’s the nastiest thing you’ve done to her?

Through all my life, I've been sporadically making extremely violent thoughts without my control. What's weird is that for the most part I've been getting them when I'm in a good situation. Thankfully, I never acted on any of them, and they seem to go away as life gets more serious and I have real things to get angry and violent about. Why this kind of thoughts before that though? Shit I'd never think was justified to do, yet appears randomly in my mind, uncalled for. Is this just me or is there a condition describing that? I've generally been having trouble keeping my conscious in check, cuz I also had some serious-ass OCD until my early teens. It stopped being so serious and instead became more subtle.

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What a stupid fortune cookie philosophy. You probably buy people Hallmark cards for funerals don't you.

I think I can let her go because I think (or I'm jus crazy for some reason) her behavior has shown me she doesn't care about me in the slightest, if only as a person let alone a friend or even a lover. I honestly hear her laughing in the background if someone tries to hurt me or when life is just tough. Like she'd laugh when I'd be tortured and killed by someone or even join in the killing. This of course is an outrageous statement, but why do I feel sharp pain related to her everytime shit happens? Maybe because she told me to kill myself through her actions and showed her tits on here like a little pathetic self-centered whore. It's thanks to her I write this shit and I feel like I'm still being stalked. Well, can't ask her for help now can I? The best I can do for now is just laugh and pray I'm not stupid enough to actually kill myself. Her dad doesn't like me either. What a joke

fuck off! I do more for my kids than any of you would

a big fat stinky one

I've pooped in her mouth once

And also: if OP is pic related, do my two posts qualify as a confession? I'm very curious. If OP is not pic related, maybe the neonazis of Yea Forums can shine their brilliant light on my inner demons. Now that would be funny :)

NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I CAN TELL YOU WHAT IVE BEEN WANTING TO F=GWT OFF MY CHEST I LOVE BIG POO POOS BIG STINKY POO POOS ESPECUALLY ON MY FACE DRIPPING DOWN SMELLING LIKE STINKY WET ROTTEN GARBAGE AND FILTH I BELEIVE JESUS WOULD WANT US AS HUMANS AS HIS CREATION TO EAT POOPOS IN FACT GENISIS 7:17 SAYS GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE SAID WE SHOULD EAT LOT OF STINKY SQUISHY SLIMY YUMMY YUM YUM POOPIES I DO NOT WANT TO GO AGAINST THE WORD OF THE LORD SO I WILL START EATING MY POOPIES AS WELL AS THE POOPIES OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I JUST NEED TO CONVINCE THEM TO GIVE POOPIED PANTS IF YOU LOVE GOD MAKE SURE YOU EAT PLENTY OF POOPIES

You’re right, I wouldn’t do shit got your kids and neither will anyone else. Can’t protect them if ur a dead fag. Also, you’re a fucking pussy. I hope you accidentally die

Are you retarded? You sound retarded.

Or are you not a native English speaker?

DOES ANYONE HERE LIKE EATING BIGG CHUNKY POOPIES

I have a job that on paper i should love (work in esports full time) but i still hate my life (:)

Idk what your talking abut but I speak GOOD ENGLISH

DO HOU LIKE EATING BIG POOPIES?

He's projecting hard lmao

time for a break up

Took a dump in the urinal at school. There were two stalls, and one was busted. The other one had a tard in there who refused to pee in the urinal. He thought it was hilarious to take the stall so no one else could. Pooped in the urinal, cause had to shit. While he was laughing himself even more retarded, went and told a teacher that it was him that did it. He swore he didn't but they didn't believe him. He had to clean out the poop and was suspended for one week.

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haha thats funny! I did something similar my freshman year. I took a dump in the girls bathroom sink. I had followed a girl in and was jerking it next to the stall with her peeing. I had to poop really bad though so I took a dump in the sink while the hot girl was coming out of the restroom. She saw me with my pants down and me pooping with a hard dick. So embarrassing

I dont think so. I love her too much to lose her. I will try to talk it out with her

I pooped on r kelly's dick

I know her and she would NEVER bless me with such an honor. She moved out years ago anyway.

She has a gorgeous lower half. An ass and pair of legs that look fabulous in the jeans she wears.

She fucked you though, right?

did you ever drink her pee pee?

no

I crossdress sometimes
I know it is degeneracy and faggotry
No, I don't have pics and no I won't take them
Either way
If I could be cute I guess I would do it
I don't know if I'd let myself get fuxked in the ass though
Some dudes will never reach trap level so they stay tranny and why the fuck would I want to be a stubbled semi tranny
I'm always left with a sense of degeneracy afterwards so I am conflicted

Well that's unfortunate.

You should start cumming on all her shit and see how she likes it

Checked

I do nice things for people but don't tell about them.

he he that would be kind of hot

me too! I think she knows I do it but idc!

I never had a chance with her anyways

I hurts to here about people living out your dream

My mom got drunk and jacked my dick. Made me cum on her tits.

Jesus christ. Will you get a new graphic, you twat?

I slept in my mother's bed until I was 16, I'd spoon her a lot. One night she went out drinking and when she was passed out, I had already fapped smelling her panties before and her pussy smelt amazing. She has an innie pussie with trimmed light brown pubes. I watched her face to see if she would wake up as I felt her boobs and then touched her pussy lips. I was jerking myself off and remember I cum in my pajama bottoms because she started snoring so I buried my nose in her pubes and pushed my tongue in to her pussy a couple of times. I stopped as soon as I finished my orgasm in case I woke her up.

is everybody just going to leave these digits unchecked

thats so hot sometimes I jerk off over my sister when she sleeps

dude that made me cum so hard

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I once played with my mommies breast and pussy AND ass. I drugged her drink and she passed out on the couch I made her cum so hard but it was kind of gross cause she accidentally shat on the couch

This drink is for you bud. Here's to you

Fuck, how did I miss that?

Became a parent blogger and i’ve basically been cheating on my wife with all the mam bloggers i’ve spoke to hate there husbands

I actually lost my virginity to her when i was 21. We were staying at a hotel and she had complained earlier that she hadn't had sex in close to 10 years. I had lied to my family about my virginity and confessed to her. She offered to help me as she was really horny. Her pussy looked roughly the same, very nice innie. She lay on her back and I immediately pushed my nose back on her pubes and put my tongue inside. My cock was so hard from the smell of her pussy. She didn't let me eat her out for long but she was getting wet, when she told me to I entered her missionary and ended up cumming inside her after 5 minutes or so. We kissed for a couple of minutes during. She had a shower and when i was spooning her a couple of hours later, i was hard so she pulled her pajama shorts down and let me fuck her from behind. I held on to her boob this time and made out with her the entire time. I cum inside her again and she pulled her shorts back up and i fell asleep holding her chest. We didn't have sex again after that but she sometimes gets me to eat her out on her birthday if we're home alone.

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dude I work at pta and I get so much mom pussy. they really do fucking hate their husbands

I honestly would if she wanted to.

what about poo poo?

I've been super horny lately, for both guys and girls. I had to drive somewhere an hour away for work, and come back home. While there I found some guy on grindr and we blew each other.

I'm talking to a couple chicks on tinder right now hoping to hookup. Trying to find some way to bang my 20 year old next door neighbor.. her parents are super conservative Mormons, but I think she'd love the D.

Wish I wasn't so horny all the time though. I'm married, and have gotten laid by my wife once this year.

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I fucked my exes younger sister for a bit before we broke up a number of years ago. My ex would talk to me about how her younger sister would go to therapy to talk about stuff and let slip a few times it was in relation to some sexual stuff.

Lucky for me her sister and I had a pretty friendly relationship as it was, we got along well. She was also of legal age which was great for me.

Over time I found excuses to hang out with her by ourselves and I slowly unpacked her issues with her and talked to her about them and made a move on her. She was pretty receptive. For about 5 months there whenever we could, we could fuck and she was really nasty too. Always wanted to be fucked in the ass and have cum on her face. Sometimes I feel bad for using her but it was so hot.

Scum of the earth

I fucked my younger sister who dated my ex. When I found out they had a fling I told her I didn't want a love triangle I wanted a love square