Found an autist on LetGo trying to pass himself off as private security. How should I fuck with him? Lol the knife

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Who the fuck doesn't drive? That's like your mom doesn't let you use the kitchen to cook

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please fuck with him, that faggot makes me cringe so hard

>unlicensed GANGSTA AS FUK BREAKING BAD SECURITY FAM karate black belt in da house.

Is the kid helping him cross the street?

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Very known of the law and wnat i can or cannot do.

Has someone sat him down and talked to him?

>let go.

Damn

please more

Holy crap. Really? The only thing he's concerned about is the legality of carrying a weapon. Is he really implying that he would stab somebody? Khal Drogo's private security up in here... no car though.

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This isn't the start of a movie

>i have medical insurance

Jesus christ this guy can't be serious.

Tell him you need protection from Antifa because you were recently hit with a bicycle lock and someone threw human sperm at you. Ask if he would take a cum shot for you.

THIS

>WE ARE NEGOTIATING JOB RISKS

i ain't negotiating shit with you you fat bitch

100% of police officers and some army right here.

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ask him about his deviant art account

This isn't the transporter

>unlicensed
zero training whatsoever
>i do know cpr
watched a youtube video
>adjustable load outs
>load outs
cs vidya gamer
>i do not drive
has 1 or 2 DUIs
>done security for "years"
under 1 year
>parties and properties
told a drunk guy to leave at his friends park party, once
>countless people
literally because there are none
>i have medical insurance
great
>gotta
obviously not a professional
this kid is a fucking loser

No rules active Yea Forums server, get the fuck in here already:
https:\\discord.io\KvmJ3kb

WUfe

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Can we weigh in on this shit?

Troll the fuck out of him.

Hey, with that level of knowledge of the law, you never know when you’re going to need to hack your way through a jungle and cleave some bananas off a tree.

That dude is a walking lawsuit.

ask him if he does hitman jobs too

don't you fucking disappear on us op
we need more of this guy

Tell him the security gig will be for a 5000 man on 1 woman outdoor gang bang porn video shoot and if he's had a tetanus shot
Tell him he'll need a rain coat and water shoes

For the record, I'm a retired cop that's done loads of private security and the like. I teach criminal law now. LOL.

CDT is Compliance Direction Takedown... it's what we are taught in the police academy so that if we have to bring someone down, we don't break an arm or dislocated shoulder and get sued. We have to put in 40 hours of training every year in order to maintain department compliance.

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This lolcow is someone so mentally ill you just have to find it. Guaranteed he gets his ass kicked in a fight.

This. But make it believable

i love how his profile image is of a badge

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>full gear

As in the anime or the movie?

Oh Christ.

Betcha he was taking the time to Google CDT.

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Hand to hand combat gets dark here fam

please keep thread alive
love u OP

how old are you?
Mid thirties?

This is gold, TYFYS op.

he must have autism or something
ffs

I'm waiting to hear his response just to see how fucking nuts mentally ill he is.

AHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

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>I was trained years ago by ex military in combat
Meaning his creepy uncle, who was in the reserves, showed him a takedown once

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Like an army soldier is gonna babysit him and knows a goddamn thing

OP ask him the following
>would he have a problem double timing along a motorcade for 5+ miles
>does he has strong christian values

i love u

>lmk
>ik
>cuz
This guys on his way to the elite security details for sure

Your thread is gay op. Go with our suggestions instead of being gay. Kys

Thanks for the love, Yea Forumsros.

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go find your own autist to fuck with and start your own thread then, faggot

Sure, faggot.

ask him why he doesn't have 300$ for a license if he's been doing private security for years

also ask for a dick pic

Too busy. Op should be less gay tho

Keeps getting better.

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pic of the security guard training

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you should be less gay. gayman.

pfffttWHAATT??!!
he was a fireman?
worked with the DEA?
what was this kid reviving cartel members by cpr after putting out a fire??

I’m thinking this thread is b8 and OP is just some fag talking to himself and posting it here for the (you)s. Why would someone looking for a job just start to have a personal conversation with you? If I posted a classified I’d say do you want my service or not? If not, fuck off.

Poor b8

>hazmat
>DEA
>fireman
Nigga wat

Of course he would stab someone in self defense....tf? Wouldn't you?

Just start asking him absolutely absurd nonsensical shit to see if he acts like he knows it now

OK op, fucking queer with a shit thread

But cartman, you're not a nice child if you get your dream of being a police officer!

I DO NOT DRIVE AND MOTHER NEEDS ME HOME BY 10. IF YOUR EVENT RUNS ANY LATER YOU WILL HAVE TO DIRECT ALL INQUIRIES TO HER. DAD SAYS IF I COME HOME LATE AGAIN HE'LL TAKE AWAY MY XBOX. PLS HIRE ME.

just leave faggot
you're the same fag who was calling op gay for not asking the guy for dick pics, aren't you

Is it wrong that i believed some of that shit? Straight from the mouth of a child. OP stop asking questions just tell him to meet you somewhere and beat his ass.

Scare him straight with the cop bit at least.

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I’m not. Nice try though fag. OP is trying to make it into some sort of Yea Forums screenshot archive.

Shit ass fake b8

ok op
next ask him if he'd have any issue with going undercover or uprooting his entire life at the drop of a dime
ask him if he has any experience with fake IDs/passports, or if he has a current one
ask him how quick he thinks he can learn a new language or grow a beard
make him think you're a cia handler recruiting for a uc anti-terrorist unit

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>t. triggered unlicensed private security officer
Do you work for tendies? I may have a job in your area cleaning up peepee and poopoo jugs

this is no where near worthy of that you obviously new idiot

You guys are all a bunch of incels, so does this slapfight really matter?

Have sex

Did I say it was worthy of it? I said this is OPs poor attempt at doing so. Learn to comprehend what people are saying you idiotic fag

I'm not an incel, I've had sex like 5000 times!

take your own advice you fucking unintelligent failed abortion
it's so obvious that this is no where near worthy of being immortalized in any way that it'd be stupid to even suggest something as asinine as someone thinking it would be
only a newfag would say something like that

more OP
more

I can drive but my mum never let me or my brothers cook, what now faggot?

OP is just that retarded to think this could go somewhere.

Please drink some bleach

this!!!!!!!

Dubs get

jokes on you, idiot!
I've been drinking small amounts of bleach for years and now have an immunity to it!
so your condescending passive insinuation that I'm the type of moron who would drink bleach is ineffective as an insult to me, genius.
now get the fuck out of my Yea Forums

well I'm stumped

Kek

The way you speak clearly coincidences with the fact that you admit to drinking bleach.

Congratulations being an idiot

Don’t stress user she was just more or less a weirdo lol

of course I fucking drink bleach!

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If dubs OP stops being gay and let’s /b decide

I love you.
The cop-wannabe is cringy af.

Thanks for the sauce.

Notice how the screenshots of this supposed real life interaction suddenly stopped once being called out for fake and gay?

2/10 bait

This thread is relevant to my interests. Much love, based user. Thanks for keepin' it real here.

What was supposed to happen if it was genuine retard? The guy obviously isn’t going to give him any business so why would he continue talking?
Stick to jacking off to loli porn faggot you’re better at it

Samefag better

Totally nailed it. Topkek.

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notice how everyone here and in your personal life thinks you're a faggot either blatantly or behind your back?

You’re probably the same fag that believes the femanon threads are of real girls.

There’s no girls on the internet though
>gee I bet you feel real stupid right about now faggot

The real sad thing is that you sat there and thought that was a clever witty retort, probably your best work too, so basically all you’ve proved to us is that you’re not just restarted, you blew away the competition so congrats for that I guess retard.

>wants to call someone retarded.
>can’t even spell the word correctly himself.

Kys idiot

Yeah wow retard a singular word was misspelt so you pounce on it because you’re not capable of stinging together a reasonably complex sentence
Gold star for effort

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>again fails to spell a word correctly.

Idiot fag

>wants complex sentences

>constructs convoluted run-on sentences

Idiot

So? I’m not being graded on this therefore I don’t waste the time to proofread that well

Also nicesamefag

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It’s obviously me in both replies idiot.

Thanks for the laughs, OP. Please, please, please try to convince this person to do something positive with his life instead of advertising for security jobs. So far, so good!

>design app for getting rid of shit you don't need anymore now that craigslist is full of vendors
>same faggots who ruined CL use it to advertise their personal services

You have been visited by the Laura of horrible cereal noises.

Y-YOU HAVE TO BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you u-understand?! It's coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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Pic of operator security guard talking to local law for training. Its no FAMAS but its still operator as fuck.

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Bump. I dont want this bread to die