So I am to drunk to go to work...i think I am going to get fired what do?

So I am to drunk to go to work...i think I am going to get fired what do?

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Get more drunk?

>.i think I am going to get fired what do?

Are you getting fired for being retarded? If you getting fired from an entry level job you need to rethink your life choices.

I have 3 more hours before I can buy more liquor

Go to work. Maybe you can try to hide it

Entry level no. Middle management. I make about 85k a year. Government Work

im high from da green. never been drunk before

Government might as well be entry level work. Well, that's where you are going anyway. Enjoy your future of managing fast food places. But I'm sorry that's happened. Sub contracting mafia here, lost out myself. Time to move on again.

lol i goto work on meth binges, 9-5 2 days awake. i pack clothes into boxes in warehouse all day. just be yourself, man.

>i pack clothes into boxes in warehouse all day.
>lol i goto work on meth binges

No one cares that you turn up high. No one would care if you turned up at all. Don't do drugs and stay in school kids. Yikes.

i only work so i can smooke as much trees as i want, bitch

Part of me wants to just put a bullet in my head.

OP take some dxm to stay awake

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call in puking sick, maybe it's the flu maybe it's food poisoning from raw sushi. get a doctor's note promptly. you work for the government, lying is your profession

Yeah but the military wants you to use there doctors and I livr off post

Fuck it

Tell them you can't stop shitting. In my experience once you mention shit people back off with any other questions.

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How do I not sound drunk on the phone when I call?

Keep you story straight, tweaker.

If you work for the government, you should know its practically impossible to fire you, unless you are an idiot. Talk to your union rep and get help for your alcohol problem.

I think I will get help

Get a ride in to work. Check in to your office. Immediately go to the substance abuse councilor and get paperwork started for help. It's much harder to fire a civilian if you've already taken the initiative to solve the problem. If paperwork is open then your just about untouchable, especially if you're working for the army.

? can't tweek without weed... you need shit do to while spun on meth

Anyone want to givr me a ride to work

I have but 2
And 3 shots at the crib
You can make it brother stay strong

Call off and say your sick
You must be a new drinker
We drink before work over here kiddo

I literally want to end it all. I dont have much going on with my life.

I am still drunk from the night before

this

Are you a womanlet?

Do what they said about getting help.
It sounds like the best option
Also if you are really feel so low it might help your cause
Get help for mental as well
I wish you the best of luck

If you're not supper drunk act like your extra tired and don't talk to people

That’s up to you retard

Nah.i drank a full bottle of whiskey.

Just go in. I've been to work drunk like 10 times.

What's going on bro?
Why so low?

I'm not a fucking loser, so I wouldn't know about the meth.

diabolical

Life just doesnt have any meaning. I have a nice house, decent career, but it is all empty

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I like acid
Is that for losers too?

Thank you for your service, sir.

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Try to get a cat if not friends
Chase a weird dream or the puss
What kinda of shit are u into bro

not user but acid is very nice

Life doesn't have a meaning
Finding our own is the only job God gave us
And when your numb to the ones she gave you should find something or someone special
That's why we do drugs

Its so dope

So what is your purpose

Is an heroing still a thing?

My cat
My family
The people who bless my life and music
Otherwise I don't have much to live for
I'm not suicidal anymore but I would like to welcome death with open arms

when i have a problem what i usually do is i drink. hope it helps

Yeah, I am kind of at that point right now.

Are you me?

might be, too drunk to say for sure

Well shit you gotta find something to do until death comes
What do like to do
Every1 has dreams or hobbies that can lead to something more in their life
Again try getting a cat
Mine is like a daughter or something to me
Nothing like having your kitty greet you at the door for hugs

If we arent thr same person you might be my Irish twin

i'm scared this might actually b reel

Too drunk for proper grammar

Been there. You can always look for a new job when the time comes, right now you need to check in to a detox and as soon as you get released start aggressively hitting 12 step meeting. Good luck.

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always take initiative to counter consequences

If you think that smoking meth can be validated by anything at all, you are indeed a fucking loser

how does one do recreational cough syrup anyway?

Where?

make something

you just drink the whole bottle. Then you regret it while the blobs float around your vision.

drink more and get over it pussy.

putting this much of your life's importance on a fragile animal isn't a great idea, but whatever works

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Its not
She isn't my first
My actual first one died as a kitten
If I can a least be here for her then it'd help the impending pain atleast
Besides my life isn't important
There is always a grill
And friends are cool too
How's your social life?

>you work for the government, lying is your profession

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