My girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks. 37!!!

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be glad you weren't number 36

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Nice ! I shouldn't even be here today.

now you know how i felt when my friend's nice asked "who was John Lennon?"

"He was in a band called 'the beatles'"

".. never heard of them."

Did she snowball ?

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But shes only had sex with 3 different guys

I know how guys get insecure about these things, but if you keep her faithful, you can keep sucking more dicks on the side and get your number up to beat hers.

My friend here’s trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

no time for love, dr jones

In a row?

Fuck the 37 dicks. Did she at least bring lasagna?

This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

Hey sonny boy, can I get one of those magazines. I love the cartoons.

Not every girl will bring you lasagna though

It paints me to only see 2 people who aren't massive newfags in this thread.

What the porno mags?!?!?!

Checked. Open you're fucking eyes man. Tons if clerks references here, newfag

Did he say "making fuck?"

"My love for you is like a truck, berserker"

if that's what she told you, it's 3x's more than that.

>doesn't know how to complete the quote
the summer autism here is crazy this year wow.

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FAKE NEWS!!!!

its been 38. I was a little late for the party, but still made it.

Kevin smith can suck my cock 37 times in a row

Fail

>being this mad about being a newfag
another oof for you

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Are you 37?

my favorite quote
"yo baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat?"

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in a row?

Clerks is like 25 years old. Quoting it hasn’t been cool in like 20 years

I wish you knew how wrong you truly are.lol

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>enters clerks thread without knowing it
>"me not a newfag its not my fault i am summerfag reeeeee"
oh boy the cringe is strong here
>"im not mad"
>keeps angrily replying
and another oof for this sperg

This is officially a summer thread.

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You got that number from the meme

Sure buddy. Quote me some vulgar and then we can talk.

37? does that include yours?

>newfag doesn't even know how to quote properly
the summer keeps coming

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Yea I too thought I was cool when I was 16 and first watched an 20 year old movie and quoted it like it was new and thought no one else had seen it. When you grow up you will learn that you didn’t discover anything.

Lol

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>assmad fag is now making up stories
wew lads he's going full summer

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Make way for the summer fag police hahahaha

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You're giving up? You? You used to be astand-up guy, what happened to him? The guy who punched Amanda's mother after she called him low class

Samefagging this hard

summerfag policing is easy, watch
isn't me, you newfag lol nice try other summerfags wont even understand

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Maybe it was the same dick 37 times OP, ask before you make an irrational decision

Nice quads.

Your an asshole and they are probably your first and hopefully last

But nice quads anyway

so go suck 40. that will show her

>/thread

If I gotta tell you again, the wind is gonna be whistlin' Dixie through a hole in your face, you fuck. Me and you are goin' to bed together, that's a fact. I'm gonna make hate to you.

Wrong

You're doing a pointless service hahahah

>throws a newfag fit THEN tries to suck my dick
jesus summerfag act like youve seen some fucking repeating digits before
>pointless service
newfag

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pack of smokes please!

Fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand
Or you owe me owe me owe

so what? If you could get blowjobs from 37 different girls you'd do it too. Stop being jealous you idiot. She's your girlfriend and you haven't said that she is cheating on you so move on.

Shine bumpers if you want. I'm sure you'll make a killing. But that's how it all starts crappy job here, crappy job there. Next thing you know, you're living on the dole, wondering where your life went. Your problem - zero patience.

finally someone decided to stop newfagging and start regularfagging.

Hahaha dude you have used newfag and summerfag as much as we have heard "racist" in the last 2 years. Time go outside.

>calls someone a newfag for saying nice get

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>"stop saying the thing that is making me mad"
oof again. this newfag here lol
take. my dick. out of your mouth.

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Hahahah wow just saying you're like the kid on the playground using the same insult over and over thinking it has the same sting.

Tellem Stevedave

You do know that calling someone a newfag or summerfag only applies to memes, right? A lame 90's movie reference means nothing here, newfag.

Not even using it properly. Calling people newfag for doing original fag shit

came here to post this

faggot millennials need to die

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>summerfag keeps saying "hahaha" to hide tears
hahaha wow the newfag is getting mad at the same insult and wants me to stop when its working
this ladies and gentlemen, is the newfags attempting to create a safespace for each other where they pat each other on the back and call eachother original fags.
they have achieved next level butthurt summerfag

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STFU nigger and don't disrespect Jay n silent Bob, asshole

We'll allow you to believe that as it seems this is you're summer glory right here hahahhah

you need to lurk moar newfriend

PUT YUR HANDS UP, AND SURRENDER THE ORANGUTAN!

here's me acting like an original fag, there was a time newfags like you weren't even allowed to post without having read ED first.

I'M 37?!?!

Expected this a lot earlier to be honest...People on this site are a disappointment.

shiny

>get called a newfag
>cry about it to me with other newfags
>we are allowing you 2 believe we r mad
>continue crying for like an hour
here's another oof for you
>guys im an original fag please believe me
>plz stop calling me newfag im an original fag
>being this desperate
this is the cringiest summefag in the thread biggest oof possible for him

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this whole thread has provided me with good giggles all morning
keep roasting the shiny newfag pls

>inb4 they call this a samefag and pat each other on the backs and call each other original fags
i can read their little newfag summer brains.

you can call me newfag all you want, but I remember when there used to be threads where we did nothing but shit all over kevin smith and his failure movies.

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Your friend is correct

did you just samefag a samefag post about yourself? lol

i remembering when clerk vhs come to punjabi and all my friend watch clerk and they say funny but i watching clerk and clerk not very funny

lol yep they did it

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>you can call me a newfag all you want
ok newfag
boom called it. i can read these summerfags like fucking booooooooooooks!

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In a row?

"Oof oof oof oof oof" starting to sound like a seal hahahaha

shes done mine and a friend today so that makes 39 now

thats not what seals sound like, you fucking newfag.

you're a Yea Forums newfag and a fucking marine mammal newfag as well. truly a pathetic combination

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but you can't read books, captain illiterato

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Fag fag new fag faggatory gmfaga gag faggit omg this is great hahaha

>cringiest insult of the year
heres another ooof super summerfag you tried
i think i broke this other fag he's spazzing out hard now lol

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Fata fag faggot new fag faggy gaf summer fag. Hahahah I'm literally smiling from ear to ear because of you.

>keeps talking about how happy he is
oooooooof that's a tell tale sign this kid is seething in real life. plz dont hit ur parents summerfag!

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>smiling
jesus what a faggot

actual image of you destroying the summerfag

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Fagfagaffaggagfagfagfagfag hahahahahaha

Same fag. Look I can do it too. Fagfagfagfaggah hahahahaha

>spazzing out at mach 10
i've made this summerfag go literally insane lol

>smiling
C R I N G E

>I'm literally smiling
This you?

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“I’M 37?!”

I dont think you have done anything. Anything at all

nah look at this fag spaz out isnt it sad? hes brain dead lol

these summerfags never stood a chance

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I guess if summer fagging is that important to you.lol

gtfo samefag. some of us have been here long enough to know how to see that shit dumbass

if you are old enough to have been a kid when Clerks came out you are a millennial, dumbass. born between 1981-1996 you are a millenial. anyone after that is not

making summerfags go full spaz is way too fun try not to cry about it
>this newfag thinks i samefagged this entire flamewar
maximum summerfag over here. stop being a tinfoil hat autist plz

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you are the result of a reddit retard googling how does i Yea Forums

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>suggesting something so cringey
seems like a personal story. another oof for this summerag.

thanks for the great lafs fren

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does that make you 37?

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they post any kinda shit in this thread

Scrolling through this thread gave me cancer.

because she's not your GF, it's just your turn.

Will noone mention this

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>paints
Yes. Yes, it does.

I mean OP said 37!!!, which I'd think is little more worrying.

In a row?

You have been visited by the Laura of horrible cereal noises.

Y-YOU HAVE TO BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you u-understand?! It's coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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As long as she is sucking yours, who cares?

Imagine not getting the meme and just calling someone an incel. Fucking kys

It's not a meme, its a retarded quote from a movie my dad thought was cool.

Welcome to /U/ (Discord Application on PC or Phone)

Rules on discord? What is this fucking reddit?
Get in here you faggots, the water is fine.

We got it all, filled with
>e-girls >faggots >Shitposts >VC >Hentai >Rates >Niggers >Fascists >Normiefags >Ass >Titties

and it's all NSFW only, post whatever you want, maybe even break the rules
Who fucking cares, we sure dont.

s9nrATH (Discord)'

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Nah, you need to do like that other user said and kys, faggot.

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if your girlfriend has sucked more then just your dick.then you are a cuck

There is no parallel whatsoever between Lennon and The Beatles and this stupid reference to a stupid B-grade movie that only stoners and losers give a shit about.

Can't tell if that is just a lame-ass attempt at a joke or if someone could actually be that stupid and still figure out how to use a computer or phone...
>"anyone who isn't with an absolute virgin is a cuck."
>the absolute state of Yea Forums

Consider yourself lucky.

Kys.. lurk more

That you know about.

That's fucked up.

You're Rick Darrus?

Including yours?

In a row? Yeah. It's fucking sad...

Underage summerfag doesn't get cinematic genius

Who comes to the store at 4 on a Saturday?