Just had sex with my 34th girl. Ask me anything

Just had sex with my 34th girl. Ask me anything

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Do you have a big dick? Were any of them married or in a relationship? Do you have any pics of any of the females you'd be willing to post/share? And do you have Kik? If so, message me at LittleHooptie and show me some, so I can jack off to them. Thanks.

Like 7.2 inches. Only in open relationships as far as I know.

Why dont girls want to be in long term relationships with you?

OP has no concept of love in his heart. He has a black heart and a wretched soul incapable of love.

That's the same number of guys that my wife has fucked.

You subversive demoralizers, need to fuck off with your bullshit. Nobody believes you.

Is the fact that you're bragging about it on Yea Forums make it a lie or the fact that you're 12? Both?

Well, it's true. Also, b/ is a moral-free zone.

you honestly want me to believe you keep counting timmy? kek, whatever lets you sleep at night i guess

Why haven't you lost count yet?

will she pick you out in the line up?

why are you still a virgin?

Why didn't you wait until 35 before posting this?

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Ever done the dog thing? Met a girl who liked getting knotted?

Do you use chloroform or do you trick them into coming willingly?
What kind of van do you use?

Sorry, that's two questions.

why are you counting?

Not the OP. I just hit my 50 mark. I actually have a list of all their names that I created long ago when I was at about 20 or so. Every time I land a new one I throw her name on the list.

Does not everyone keep a running count?

Hahaha, open relationships. Nah, they were cheating my dude.

No I have lost count. No point in counting once you get to a certain point. I don't even remember them a now. Just the best one, hottest ones, or the ones with the best story of how it happened.