Piss sitting down and wipe your cock off before standing you slobs.
You fucking Neanderthal's still standing to piss are sickening. I get out in public restrooms, I wouldn't sit on those diseased bacteria factories for money. But at your house? Dribbling on the floor, urine mist hitting everything 3 feet in circumference, piss stains in your underwear, the fucking smell raising up into your nostrils... CHRIST!
tl;dr: Piss sitting on the toilet & learn to milk your cock of the piss remnants and wipe the end off. Pigs.
I might be wrong, but you're sounding like a woman or faggot
Tyler Harris
Maybe if you’re dribbling piss on the floor then you’re doing it wrong
Jaxon Cruz
You're wrong and your crotch smells like ammonia.
Jacob Anderson
>urine mist Does your dick happen to be a firehose?
Parker Morris
Well if i had the choice i'll piss standing up but i have a problem on my dick that splits the pee in small particles and it's impossible to aim (shotgun effect)
I actually do that already. Also always wipe the toilet seat at public places / work. And definitely hold some toilet paper to my cock after to make sure it's dry. It's more hygienic this way because you're sure there is no pee at all outside the toilet
Matthew Williams
no, its my male privilage to piss standing, and im not gona resign from it because some mong on chan says so
Constant massage by random cocks has left his prostate unable to pee the right way
Justin Roberts
>not pissing in the sink in 2000+19
Why do you love wasting water, OP?
Ayden Long
I actually do that. But reading your post makes me want to piss standing
Jace King
You do realize if you let women domesticate you entirely you'll either end up alone or a cuck. Pissing sitting really comes off as effete, if you have to continue doing it at least lie and say you piss standing up.
Austin Gonzalez
W-wait, not everybody wears diapers?
Did my mommy gf lie to me?
Nicholas Gutierrez
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Be tall enough to piss in the sink like a grown man.
Carter Butler
If you stand your ass cheeks smoosh your shit. If you stand before you do first wipe you are a fucking ape. A mixed wiping system is best.
Dominic Price
>mommy gf kys
Jose Lee
I don't bother to tell anyone details about my toilet visits, so I also don't need to lie about it. It happens occasionally that I stand, but still use toilet paper after. I just really prefer to keep everything clean and while I'm sitting I can use phone like right now I'm at the toilet as well. At work though, taking a dump
