Ok i'll Start got my dick sucked by a dude while i was Half passed out drunk at a house party and didn't hate it

Im a 24yo obese guy with anxiety, no friends.
The only "love" i get is from the fake tinder account i made, pretending to be a lesbian girl and stealing pics from /soc/ whenever something "gets serious" with someone, if things get too serious and she wants to meet i just ghost her

When you finally succeed, enjoy your lifetime of requiring medical treatment for HIV and Hepatitis for some stupid fucking fantasy.

My daughter has a nice ass.

I enjoy the taste of vegemite.

post it

Very and yet okay in time i think

I fapped to two girls one cup

Right there with you man makes me hate myself

I stole my gf's sisters' topless pic

My friend is angry with me since i accidentally raped her

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How the fuck do you accidentally rape someone?

both drunk. neither can consent.

not my proudest moment

yep...

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By accidentally doing it

>accidentally raped
>friend is angry

I let a 14 year old runaway stay with me for 2 months til she got the guts to call her parents and tell them she was okay, and go home.

Did you butt fuck her?

nope, wasnt sexual at all

That's just drunk sex, if two drunk people drive and collide with each other it is both's fault, same goes for sex you absolute retard,

Yes, it was entirely sexual

I killed and ate the Lindbergh baby. Good thing I'm using incognito...

Greentext?

Why

perhaps, it was moderately sexual

i think anyone who says the don't like that ass is lying but yeah....

See, if I rape you, and I get caught, I'll not only get arrested, charged, and my life ruined, I'll get my ass beat in prison and possibly killed. I've had a girl naked in my bed and she said "Don't rape me", so I said Goodnight! and never talked to her again after she left the next day. fuck all that noise

t h i c c c c c

tell her shes a fuck for wearing socks in the house

not going to argue but enjoying the sight of my daughter's ass is not a feeling i thought i'd have to supress

tits or gtfo

given the chance to with no repercussions... would u smash?

I tricked my big sister into giving me my first handjob when we were teens. Want story?

If you put a bug inside her short what bug would that be?

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yes

don't put those thoughts in my head man.

my dick

Context definitely needed

crabs

yup i have the same issue i leave the room for more whisky when i catch myself and then feel that pang of shame

You’re a goddamn liar

I want to see a real rape video

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I literally don't fuck women. Incel my ass this bullshit makes a case for me entering the priesthood. Bitch how fucking old are you? Late 20s? Far past your prime. Guaranteed over 50 dicks in. You're not that hot.

Shut up nigger

I want to fuck a 12 year old girl

Ok so I’ll keep it short. I basically manipulated this girl who has some mental issue like autism or aspbergers to come over to my apartment and have sex. She was always in the park that I walk my dog at frequently. It took less than 2 months to convince her to come over to “hang out”. She’s really fat and I’m pathetic and horny so I went for it. She was a soaker wet my whole bed sheets up. I took some pics here’s one of her ass before I pulled her panties off and fucked her.

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how old is your girl bro? mine has only recently started to get all curvy and i'm not handling it well

if shes getting curvy there will be plenty of places to handle her

I'm this comment: And I'm confused as to what you said and to who

Lmao bravo!

I did not want to make a muslim islam joke. I'm saying it to women. Read between the lines you must get the girl at 21. By 16 she is not a virgin. I'll tell you whose hot strippers are hot. Most of them are less hoes due to the money incentive. I am in less danger with the bouncer and you kinda still need a lawyer.

17 yo has dance classes tree days a week so yeah i drink a lot!!!

>bathed and changed with sister all the time as a kid growing up
>she begins budding at 13 me 10.
>notice and become facinated with her puffy nipples
>starts growing pubic hair. Wow.
>get to stare at her for a year before I start getting erections at 11.
>sister notices my boner one day and thats from now on no more baths or showers together. Very sad.
>soon after I learn about masterbating
>sister and mom think I am innocent and unaware of sex
>start peeping on sister while she showers or changes in her room
>flash forward to me at 13 her 17
>watching her shower theough the door cracked one night and cant take it. I need more
>think up crazy plan to at least show her my penis (it had grown much bigger as I started hitting my growth spurt and for some reason I wanted her to see my growth from when I was younger)
>hoping she will touch it too.
>take a quick shower right after her and jerk myself to near completion
>end shower, find smallest towel possible and practice my lines really fast
>tightly wrap little towel to clearly show my penis head and walk to her room
>knock and enter. "Oww... Sis do you have any medicine for pain?"

You see where this is going

Make the joke bro I'm not religious. I thought you were saying I was in my 20's or some shit, but yeah I'm deathly afraid of a woman falsely accusing me of shit. That one in particular was with her friend at my friends house with me. There was 4 of us. We decide to leave, and she tells her friend she's going with me and she won't need a ride. We get to my place, she strips down, and lays in my bed. So I strip down, get in bed, start to rub her down, and she says, "Don't rape me." Like wtf bitch you should've gone home with your friend fuck you goodnight!

If you're a woman, and with the magic of kik you managed to whore yourself worse than the pros- the trained whores strippers escorts etc.

You really dropped the ball. Past my ass. you do not fuck faggots and niggers for drugs in a ugly dirty neighborhood

i feel you. just was teaching mine how to drive this week. more trouble by the day.

Currently fucking a co-worker's girlfriend.

I'm saying they got it right. Christians had this guess what they don't fuck with Islam. I mean they kinda do but the priest joke is still controversial. If i don't want an STD or legal trouble i gotta get them yoing and retarded. A woman's prime just is as soon as possible. Somewhere in the teens. It just is. At 23 these whores are cows. They're not hot etc. Im not hitting on the 17 year old and i have to type the 18 year old you know because there's a time = dicks formula so how old are you? 23 27 how old is the girl to be calling the cops and shit.

Like here's your me too. I'm out and off the market.

Bro i would have punched her in the face before disappearing. Like made my point i wasn't gonna touch that skank. Did she still pull the rape card drama?

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well i can get mine outta my house soon and sober up college can't start soon enough i worry im gonna do or say something stupid this summer we have a camping trip to the great lakes this year

I had sex with someone I shouldn't have legally had sex with. It was 14 years ago and nothing has happened so I'm not worried now, for a while I was though.

Luckily nothing ever came of it. But she tried to tease me and continue to get me to act like I'm so desperate for her company. I just let that bitch fade out of my life completely. I even ended up seeing her at the bar a couple years ago and she tried to act like I looked familiar but she didn't know who I was. I said you slept in my bed naked and said don't rape me, and I don't care to talk to you. it was rather rewarding, honestly. Almost like a punch in the face

Jerked off my younger cousins. ...

I'm currently 30. This scenario unfolded when I was like 22 ish..I've seen her around town a few times but never cared to approach her. And yes I notice that many girls I've had a crush on over the years are now fat and lazy as fuck. I hit the gym 5 days a week and work my ass off, so I don't settle for fat ugly bitches. And at my age, it's hard to find a badass chick who actually isn't married yet

I worked with a cute young high school girl and one day she was sick and kept blowing her nose all day, real snotty. I took some of the tissues out of the trash and went to the bathroom and jerked off using her snot as lube. Pretty ashamed, but felt so good.

aight hmu then

send pic or it a lie

this sounds like decent practice talking to girls though, which is probably something you could use
nothing wrong with it imo as long as it's not your endgame

He already did dipshit

I've lost extremely beautiful women to bullshit. Ashley what a hateful bitch... if not that they let their shit control their lives. Kat hennigan etc. What a waste. I know fags tapped that shit

keep going

Bro I feel like I might be single forever and I'm completely okay with that. I see many of my friends date girls for a place to live, and they get them pregnant and now they're stuck with em for a long ass time. I dont' wanna go out like that. And I feel you on the ex's, I've dated plenty of hot chicks, but the problem with hot chicks is 5 dudes a day hit on them and before you know it they're cheating on you. I'm a good looking dude who's very easy to get along with and I still have been cheated on numerous times. In fact a lot of my friends have hit on my girlfriends over the years and they tell me about it, I just laugh it off because fuck it no bitch is worth my good mood!

You know these women when i was in highschool with them they behaved worse than Rosy O'donnell. I think that's gross and when they were in college they were calling the cops and shit over being creept out. So nothing. Over nothing.
She's the creep here not me.

Talking out loud on a Starbucks about putting someone else's kid on crazy pills and shit. Get the fuck out of here this is a nice café.

I went to school with them like really I can't dick one of them? You're really gonna lower mybstandards for md ahead of time that i have to settle for Katie Morris? Disgusting Mexican bitch that fucks dogs. How much of a faggot do i have to be to get invited to the gangbang? Strippers are cleaner. No thanks.

Oh I know. This one chick I was good friends with in high school but never dated started hitting me up randomly a few years back. She asked to go to the movies with me, and then after the movies she said to call her. Long story short she starts telling one of my friends that I'm a stalker, and that I was blowing her phone up and asking her to go on dates and yadiyada, bitches are fucking crazy bro. Gotta keep em at an arm's length

Then she raped you.

I refuse to talk to any girls from my past. I only fuck with girls who I just met and who don't know anybody I know, so none of this behind the back gossip bullshit continues to happen in my life. I don't need that shit. And strippers are nice, but that's a lotta money they want from ya for nothing

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Niggers. We had this gay nigger we just HAD to put up with. I did my best to get him to fuck off.

If everyone is having sex with everyone that means by proxy I'm touching this faggot. Yeah i don't want to go to hell. Kinda shit creeps out children in their nightmares i remember him talking about expensive toilet paper brands in class. I wanted to comit a hate crime. I love my family and i love myself and the memory of my childhood. Hell no.

ITT: A faggot comes out

Gay people make shit so fucking awkward, I feel ya dude. They say the gayest shit and expect you to have a retort like they're normal people. These past couple years I've been so distanced from women and relationships I've had numerous people accuse me of being gay. Fuck all that, I'm just so sick of getting the runaround by crazy bitches dude. I'm looking for no strings attached and that's it.

I love to suck dicks and get fucked while I am drunk. I would never do it while sober. Everyone thinks I’m straight

It's unacceptable. Far and beyond uncalled for. They just will go there. You have to do stupid criminal mistakes on purpose to have "good game" and when you make it with money it's not good enough for the entitled bitch she offers you a black girl and financial domination and all kinds of gross shit from a stupid bitch. Fuck that noise.

That's not past bro.

How do you mean?

Past is some gross shit Mexican teenagers came up with in the early 90s when paulo coehlo was writing poetry and che guevara crowd was fucking around in college. Shakira ancient history people in their 40s gross. I seen a shakira porn video her pussy smells of Colombian poverty and perversion through the screen. I got absolution just for that one.

Like charmin was fucking silk and i should go back to Mexico and get the fuck over it and just let it go. The sara lee of toilet paper and this nigger is a rich man. I'd rather hang out with the pajeets.

"Past" is like my sister's excuse for being a cringeworthy retard and doing some gross shit sexually when nobody likes her then acting as if it never happened. Weren't you kidnapped and you can't have children? Her generation came up with that shit.

>kittens
>torrents
>nobody called you out for those
Yea Forums truly is dead

This is like the 90s when it was still nice. Today aleks syntek looks like a retard singing sexo pudor y lagrimas.

Pudor is a Spanish word for like shame and regret after sex. And of course tears.

just get a boyfriend and do rape roleplays where you're both walking out at 4am and he abducts you
nobody fucking jumps on a random girl on the streets. most rapes are retarded frat boys in parties

Me and my slightly younger brother would fool around with our female cousins in secret (like in basements, laundry rooms etc...) at family gatherings. We'd finger them, get them to lick our dicks. Lick their titties. Make out. Get handjobs. Stuff like that. Happened a lot between the ages of 10 and 12 for me. Brother was one year younger than me. Cousins were two years younger than my brother. Was pretty fucked up, but I came a ton from it so whatever. We'd do this stuff, then clean up with a rag, and go back to the rest of the family like nothing ever happened. Me and my brother talked about it a few times but neither of us have brought it up for upwards of 15 years now. Neither of our cousins have ever brought it up. Not once.

Me and my brother had a bus driver who would fucking slap our dicks when we were getting on the bus to school when I was around the same age. First kids on the bus route. Dude would just fucking whack our junk as we each got on and laugh in our faces. Didn't even think it was abnormal until we got older. He died of pancreatic cancer when I was 21. Me and my brother high fived on that day and never told a soul.

A not-so-bad looking librarian used to jack me off into a paper towel during school recess when I was ten. Never felt bad about it. Actually we're facebook friends. Never told a soul.

A pretty-hot camp counselor forcibly undressed me when I was 13 and showered with me naked. I came myself while she was pulling off my clothes. I intentionally did not shower for about two weeks hoping something like that would happen. It did, and it fueled hundreds of fap sessions for me during adolescence. Zero regrets.

A friend's older sister sucked me off around the same point in time. She was albino. It was really strange. She showed me her breasts when she finished me off. She swallowed. It was deeply arousing. I never told him or anyone else. She's a married born again christian these days. Also friends on facebook. She was 17 when she did it.

I live a triple life. Those 3 groups I associate with must never meet eachother.

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I've been sharing nudes and videos of my wife on /b for some time now. Even went as far as exposing her full name. She's become fairly well known on here. I feel bad about betraying her trust, but I want to take it further. I want to see her get get fucked and degraded by another user while he posts pics of it to /b. Maybe take it even further.

What are the three groups?

Just being a nigger is bad enough i think his parents were psychos. Real black politics people.

I mean really? We have to have this nigger and defend him at the popular table with the nice blonde Italian girls and chicanos trying to pass off as Italian football players and shit? And you're all gonna defend him?

Some with my gf but not on Yea Forums

I lost my virginity at 13 when I begged my girlfriend at that tender age to let me fuck her for 'just a minute'. I had trouble fitting it in. When I finally jammed the whole thing in there, there was a bit of blood seeping out from where her pussy lips were gripping my cock. Once I was in there she told me to 'Stop. This really really hurts'. I said 'no' and pumped away for 1-2 minutes until I unleashed a torrent of cum into her. She looked horrified as I pulled out my dick because of the blood streaks mixed with cum and fuck juice all over it. She didn't get pregnant thank fucking god, but I'm pretty sure she told her family because every time I'd see her dad at school events after that he was no longer friendly to me, and would often avoid even saying a word. She hated me after that too. I saw her many many years later at a party in another country. She gave me the dirtiest look ever and ran off to another room.

story?

I was a freshman in high school and a gay guy convince me to have sex with him

Average 7s amateur BDSM is gross bitch. You're a loser. Fuck women.

It seems to be pretty common around here

That means no kay or Rachel or rich spic bitch.

I wish there was any easy, or at least low-risk way to pull it off.

>inocent family/friends
>dangerous weirdos/freaks
>women I deceived and used for my pleasure

I can practically befriend anybody

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21 minus 16 = 5. 5 years is an entire highschool or college life. From freshman to senior.

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what the fuck is up with the librarian story

>tfw that's me

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When I was 11 in summer camp I would let this very feminine boy from my bunk suck my cock. I would ruffle his hair slowly as he did it. He would play with his cock while he sucked on mine. I didn't even cum most of the time. He just seemed to love sucking on me and I of-course enjoyed it too. We both looked very much alike.

At 9 years old I stole one of my aunt's dresses out of her luggage when she landed from a visit. I would wrap it around my dick and hump the bed until I came into it while my family was asleep at night. The silk got me off.

I collected the stray hairs from a persian girl who sat infront of me in 5th grade. When I had gathered enough to form a sizable hairball I put it in my mouth and chewed on it with my back teeth while masturbating.

This persian girl had a friend who I also was obsessed with. This girl's parents were going through a divorce when I was in 6th grade. She often needed a place to stay to avoid the fighting. My parents would occasionally let her stay at our house. She had bulimia. I caught her while she was trying to gag herself with a toothbrush one night when I went to take a piss. She acted really embarrassed but I walked toward her and then she just grabbed my penis. I could smell a hint of vomit on her breath but I just sloppily kissed her. After a few seconds she pulled away and excitedly asked if I could keep a secret. I said yes. She put the toilet seat down and told me to sit. I did. She got down on her knees and started voraciously devouring my cock. We were 12. She gagged herself on my cock until she finished puking dinner out of her. She puked all over my junk as I came. It was so fucking hot. Her blowjob-bulimia routine became a regular benefit of her staying at my house. It meant hiding a fair deal of smelly fabric and throwing it out when my family was asleep. I didn't mind.

what the fuck user are you serious? of all the things this poor little girl needs to worry about i guarantee some guy jerking off into her dirty tissues was not one of them on her mind

>camping trip
oh that should be fun...

She was a pedophile. Would ask boys (I knew of two others who talked about it with me) to help with tasks in exchange for extra recess time, or access to certain computer games during lunch.

It seems to. But I’m scared to ruin her

I used to get head a lot from this very sexually appealing younger individual. She'd love and praise my cock for being perfect and beautiful. she'd swallow everytime she'd blow me. I met her on a dating app not knowing she was younger. Even despite that, if I wasn't in a relationship I'd fuck her face full of my cum until she pass out. NGL, thinking about her sucking my cock gets me unstably horny. I just become a fucking sexual deviant mf. Shit hawt af. anyone down for a green text about it?
>she had pic body type.

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My mother has nice tits and I fapped twise

I called my mom old when we were arguing about my cat

amazing, user - I approve.

go on

>Ashley
Is this you, user?
youtube.com/watch?v=FbqgB3lv3go

Dad fucked me and let others fuck me growing up, never told anyone

Big mood man.
I had my pre school teacher jerk me when I was younger and I was like 4 at the time. I honestly don't know if it affected me negatively to this day.

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I know what you mean. The idea of ruining her is a turn on, but going through with it is another story.

keep fucking going

sounds pretty rapey, you're lucky you got to experience that so young

ah i see you're a man of culture as well

wow, more pics?

Older women fucking around with me when I was a boy certainly made me a deviant and a sexual control freak. Meeting masochistic and submissive chicks throughout my adult life has made things a lot easier. The fact that most chicks with those psychological traits are braindead whores kind of sucks, but it's a lot better than being celibate I guess.

yes please

I know right she's a hateful bitch

Moar?

I could post a Facebook picture you little faggot.

>be me, a 18 year old fucking horn dog on tinder with a sexual appetite that could rival a whole football team
>send nudes to girls by manipulating their feelings by faking a caring personality
>talk to a wonderful lil bb on a sudden surprise match
>we surprisingly had a lot in common
>hit it off and talk all the time
>decided after about a week to ask to hang
>shewantedtheD.jpg
>pull up to her house but it's on a street corner when I actually arrive due to me not paying enough attention since all my blood is in my cock.
>see her and instantly see her cute fuck able face
>she says to go to a "SECRET Spot"
>dickabouttogetsucked.png
>we arrive
>she tells me to pull down my pants
>I obliged
>she sees my meat stick and stares at it like a dog to a juicy steak
>she grabs it and starts to feel it up from foreskin to playing with my balls
cont.?

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yes cont, why does everyone ask!!

Yeah let me post Josh manuel or justin so everyone can see who the fuck you are. I bet you're one of the illegals.

Fucking do it one post you dumb cunt.

>not saying her age

Or maybe i could post some of the sandniggers or people from India

Exactly. I know lots of guys have her info and it’s so hot

Fucked a stripper I went to school with. I don't think she recognized me. Or if she did she didn't give a fuck.

Estaba echando desmadre like Paco Stanley or luis miguel indio. The white girl doesn't like your attention and she judged me not you. You're a fag that couldn't be cool and a loser they had to accept. Nigger. Left

Heh, I've fucked a bunch of hookers and massage girls. Sometimes I wonder how it would go if I recognised a girl from high school or uni in a brothel line-up.

Same with me. She was easy for them to find once they had her name

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How do you feel about it? Do they have her nudes and social media?

cont.
>she starts jerking me off using her own spit all the while just staring at it like its the best thing she's ever seen
>she finally asks me if it's OK if she can suck it
>noshitgirl.exe
>she gobbles on my cock like a wet warm silky smooth vacuum
>gradually to the point she's forcing my cock to her having spit strands which are hawt af and whoever disagrees dearly dick off
>mid way thru succ she starts pulling off her top and bra
>beautiful little pink nipples on a C cup lil thicc girl
>she's still going at it
>iamabouttobust.gif
>She's moaning on my cock like an automatic fleshlight at this point and I'm holding every fiber of my being to not bust but of course
>she swallows my whole load with quick little giggle and gurgle
>she looks at me and then proceeds to say how my cock is the best one she has ever seen and ever tasted
>in my head I'm just wanting more of that mouth on my cock but alas 1 hour had passed and I had to go to work
>says she wants to meet again soon
>megaowo.webm

cont. ;p?

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I kept it epic. Keep it large. Only the good shit.

I cheated on my boyfriend and dont know how to tell him

Occasionally, it was sporadically sexual

>seeding torrents is for fags

fight me, you fucking asshole

Don't tell him - it's better if he doesn't know. If you didn't catch anything and you didn't get pregnant, just pretend it didn't happen. He'll be hurt if you tell him unless he's a cuck.

I'm a Japanese delinquent from cromartie high school the fuck do yu think this is?

I'm the ghost of racial hatred and you never EVAR settle for bullshit in your life. I have moral principles and standards.

Yeah, they have it all. Not sure exactly how to describe how I feel. It makes me diamonds, but also scares me. What about you?

I knew she was stripping and went to see her. The club she works at is pretty terrible. After a private dance and tipping her pretty well she asked if I wanted another dance somewhere else. Ended up banging in the motel across the street. It's probably a normal thing for her and some of the other girls.

Not sure if trying too hard but i did pull my dick out during a lap dance at the ritz with this chick that looked like cherry. I didn't pay her.

I'm guessing she was give or take 16-14 because all she said at the end of the whole shit was that she was underage.

she wouldn't even tell you? lmao, girls, man
been with a few i'm sure who were lying too

cmon slowpoke

That's the thing she's gonna do it again. So this is bas advice for the guy that wants to be clean and hold his self respect during a conversation

don't ask you fucking retarded faggot, just post your whole story

I am a girl and lie on Yea Forums about my gender

Money well spent

Thanks
And I'm not going to do it again it was an accident

My next door neighbor has a little girl that always wears booty shorts with her cheeks hanging out and it makes me want to kiss them.

It’s the same here. I can cum in few minutes if I think about it

My brother and I have a diaper fetish. My family knows about his but has no idea about mine. My bro is less discreet about it, and sometimes tells me about it, but they have no idea I have the same thing. No idea how we ended up this same way but here we are, he doesn't even know that I like diapers

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Post some pics

She's a decent fuck. She seemed to be at least somewhat into it. Made herself cum while I was inside her. Went back for another dance a few months later. I probably wouldn't do it again though. This was about 10 years ago and she's still stripping at the same place.

But you have it against him as a secret. So not only you ruined your relationship you turned it into a joke.

That's not true

Yes. Yes it is. All of it is true and you're a worthless whore and you don't deserve him at all. KYS tonight.

Maybe later

By now you can have her. Dancing has put her mind into settling down with someone who is not a bad guy. Strippers all want nice guys and take care of themselves. If you can take it after crunching numbers accounting for those 10 years. So break your calculator.

How old is she? If she's over 18 and you'd like to try something to get some more and better pics, and you have Kik, Kik me at LittleHooptie and let me see what I might be able to do. I have an idea. And if you don't have Kik, go download it and message me. I have a fat cock and I'd be down to "accidentally" send her a pic and see if she replies. And if she does respond, well....

How do you accidentally cheat on your boyfriend?

I've watched Mexican soap operas since I was a kid. Those people are trying to remember when they were Europeans.

Major bitch shit you have in power against him. Latino women who watched your love story in tvynovelas would kill you.

How old is she? And do you have any pics of her?

fuck off

Imagine you're the lead actress in a Mexican soap opera. And the guy is good looking and you makea nice couple.

Age?

Lol
A combination of alcohol and loneliness
??? I dont follow

I just got a blowjob from another guy's wife because random. I was helping my ex clean her garage along with this guy and his wife. He had to leave for some reason and i was sitting in the back yard drinking beer. She camd out and flirted for a while then just flat asked me if i wanted to fool around. Sure, i said. She unzipped me and sucked me like a whore til i came buckets. Then her hubby showed up so sexy time was over. I get to spend all day alone eith her tomorrow though.

>A few days pass
>she hits me up, that whole Sherrod of me going to the corner, picking her and then finally going to our spot.
for context all of these occurrences happened in a car, but in this act it was at night and a cold winter night.
>she starts the routine of pulling down my pants and going to town on my cock
>but then she asks me out of nowhere if we could fuck outside the car
>immafuckupthatpussy.exe
>after sucking me off for a bit she initiates by taking off her bottoms, keeping her top because it's chilly as I said
>the contrast between her cute winter outfit and her cute ass was the only thing keeping my cock hard in that cold weather
>we both step out and she puts her ass out for me see her Godly goodies.
>I tease her little cunt for a bit before I put my sword in the glorious sheath
>she trembles a little bit but welcomes my unruly ways by moaning quietly but load enough to enjoy them
>all the while she's just saying to use her like a cum dumpster and pump into her like the slut she is for my cock
>I cave after about 10 minutes of this sweet sweet bliss of pleasure.
>I nut inside her with a load built up from pure lust that exploded out of her
>she gets up after 2 minutes of rest due to me fucking the ever living shit out of her tight little cunt
>she thanks me for the nut and then just ghosts me after a few days
>basically tells me she's not supposed to be with me
>I'm OK with this because I'm not dealing with that shit
well that's it boys.

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I cheated on my girlfriend and she has no idea about it.

>Accident
>Get drunk, feel lonely, fuck
choose
If you really got that point through to your boyfriend he must be even more retarded than you are

A man can fuck five hundred women and would still be nowhere near as filthy as a woman who received 50 dicks. You're a vessel. Always on the receiving end.

No.

This shit is so stupid that it's ok. So i really want to hit her here. Imagine she showers and wore a nice dress so other bitches would judge her. American women are losers and they are gross.

little sis asked to see my dick when we were younger and watching a movie together, i obliged and she sucked me off. the next day she told me thanks for making her first time fun. asked if she wanted to do anything else and she said no, it grossed her out after thinking about it some and not in the heat of the moment. we never spoke of it again.

I haven't told him I just dont know how to tell him so
Ok

things that never happened: the post

Your story is shit and fake and gay.

This spic trash is a supermodel compared to you.

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That's not true in Jewish laws and shit. Each woman is not a virgin. Multiply each by infinity. What about the cunt bleeds and is filthy compared to someone's dick being washed immediately.

You are pathetic.
Make a MISTAKE (not accident). Dont even tell about it. Let your conscience keep you up.
But things always come back in life.
Remember it when things are going really good for you and your boyfriend decides to cheat on you and doesnt tell until you find out about it anyway.

probably pretty common

I like to take pictures of my girlfriend's friends feet and then jack off to the thought and pics of them. I really want to lick and fuck their feet.

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ha gottem, my b man.
but to sum it up she lied to me about her age, but omfg. she had some garden of eden level of forbidden fruit.

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Did you shower immediately after being raped because you're saving yourself for marriage with your boyfriend or have you not shiwered since the incident or accident happened?

>she had some garden of eden level of forbidden fruit.
most that age do...

stop shilling your shitty fucking server, you've posted the same damn one multiple times in the thread

it's a bot

Nothing you said makes any sense, and Jewish laws regarding sex are a mixture of near eastern superstition and Mediterranean Semitic babbling from rabbis who spent most of their time getting shitfaced.

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I had to help bathe my 11yo niece a couple times and it was honestly kinda fun

(You) post this every single thread and it's still a lie.

>nothing you say makes any sense

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I think Bout it like this. yes it'd be nice to bone any girl as long as they gave consent, but the law don't give a fuck if the fruit was about the getting eaten part.

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Like they had to ask a fucking Arab to judge this bitch

Sometimes I don’t think i love my girl anymore.

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If I wanted to lie I'd make up something much better

Fucking stupid jew

Take shower child.

Fucking dirty nigger

she's been 11 for years lmao

understandable tbh

I'm not exactly sure what this is supposed to mean.

Dated a religious girl. She was a bit repressed and a virgin, and we never had sex. We broke up eventually and a few months later she went super slutty as repressed girls do. We ended up matching on tinder and fucked.

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Atta boy

The funniest part is I'm using, verbatim a bullshit arguement they shilled to us at school about sex ed in our biology class.

If you've been with a person you've been with every sexual partner that person has had. Thanks education system!

She was 11 for exactly 1 year, that's how age works...I never said it happened today

Adults are talking.

you're implying she's 11 now, which isn't true, as i saw this over a year ago

That's only potentially true for women though, and there's been a lot research regarding prion absorption through semen consumption and its effects. It's actually kind of a real thing. Women are measurably affected hormonally by the semen they absorb or consume.

I never implied that at all. If you inferred that somehow, it's all on you...

What about a bukakke with the adult video store that has gloryholes? after 2 dicks this is what a woman looks like. She's not a toilet she's worse the dirty toilet is over there where the girls is gonna clean her face if she doesn't return home like that.

It'd be fun to think about. The bullshit that held her back if she liked you and all. Or loved you.

I'm gonna go with religion on this one. The illuminati seems to have the money not the college scam.

The fags and the colored people on her Facebook social network family tree of sexual partners are a ok then.

How many clicks does it take to get to Hitler? 2?

when did this happen? more details?

actually, she butt fucked me

As soon as you get a girl just ask her who thr fuck are these people

I met a Malaysian girl who sent me her nudes in this kind of thread. She said she had autism and that kinda shit. Somehow I ended up with her nudes. She has a beautiful tiny body that reminds me a hebe. Recently I found her Reddit account.

Was a couple years ago. She was staying with me for a couple weeks, she had a cast on one arm and a brace thing on her other wrist so she couldn't do it herself. Gf usually did it but when she wasn't there, i did. She just stood in the tub while I used the handheld shower thing and my hands to wash all of her. She was really cool about it, I was definitely more nervous than she was. She automatically spread her legs open when I got close to her pussy so I could easily wash it

Faggot. Kill yourself. Gay is not ok.

why was she being washed by her parents (or anybody else besides herself) at 11?

I would rape you.

I had drilled a small peep hole into our guest room, trying to get glimpse of my cousins but ended up catching my mom using the room to fuck guys. i watched her on different occasions, seemed to occur Friday afternoons, but was random enough that may have been more i just dont know. she loved getting fucked though, one guy i think she worked with, other was black guy she was with a few times and few times saw her with the black guy and different friends of his (3somes and 4somes)

Not the guy you're replying to, but check your reading comprehension:
>she had a cast on one arm and a brace thing on her other wrist so she couldn't do it herself
Injury prevented her washing herself. He didn't specify how she injured herself though.

As stated, she had injuries and couldn't physically do it herself at the time

doubt

Was a skateboarding mishap

sorry, missed that it was both arms. what made it fun?

I'm fucking my boss's wife and daughter. I'm the reason they are getting divorced, but he doesn't know it's me.

Their ages?

My two sisters and I have been having 3somes since I was 14.

Just something totally unexpected I never thought I'd ever do. Getting to touch a cute 11yo girl's entire naked body and it not being a negative experience for either of us, especially her.

Wife is 46, daughter is 20

how old were they

Nice.

had you wanted to before that? did it turn you on at all? what about her, would you guess? did you ever think about trying to do anything more with her given the situation?

Sounds better than butt sex for a candy bar

I was fucking my neighbors daughter for a few years

You are a faggot then. Chubby and fat single moms are here it's at. Easy access pussy and they always fuck to impress. Keep being a celibate gym rat with impossibly high standards. I'll keep being a lazy fat fuck who has fucked over 140 women.

Your ages? How'd it start?

When I was about 13 I saw softcore porn with my cousin and asked him to recreate it. He rubbed my dick with his for 5 minutes or so and it made me so fucking horny. He licked it and I came a little bit in his mouth.
I was actually pretty jealous because his dick was bigger than mine at the time.

A MILF 20s something blowjob when i have all my feelings down there and my puberty? Sign me up.

Next life i want heather brooke sucking me off since before I hit puberty until old age.

I want to see my wife get blackmailed and turned into a debased whore. I've posted her nudes and name in the past, but the retards on /b fucked it up.

nah, that sort of thing can fuck you up later

If you're a femanon reading this for once in your life don't be a shitty bullshit bitch. Swallow the whole fucking thing with spit.

I was 35, she was 15. She would house sit when I was away and alter dog sat for me, she was saving up for college. she was a bit of flirt and always asking why I was still single and dating a lot. her parents had gone away for a weekend and she was hangin at my place and we were drinking beers and got to taking about sex and she said she had great oral skills.. it was on!

Hot. Where'd she pick up the skills? Was she tight? What was the first time with her like? Favorite positions to do her in, or and specific times/stories with her?

I'm the concept of a 'past' isn't new.... What kind of subhuman non-American pieces of shit are you? Obviously English isn't your primary language....

My dick has all it's foreskin and I'm uncircumcised. I would like to meet the faggot that complains about this.

never said anything about foreskin you retard

And you wonder why people hate you or why your life is going so bad...

wat

I want a fucking deepthroat blowjob

ok...? get a girlfriend or a hooker

she said at school she was bit of a bj expert. She was tight, struggled at first ,she was so tight that I got some KY to help, she was loving how it felt and kept saying 'fuck me" which I did. That weekend was pretty much a fuckfest with her, showing her all sorts of positions, she really liked it doggy style.

About as expected lol. Could you fit all the way inside her? How rough could she take it? Had she only done BJs before or had lost her virginity too? Anything kinky she was into? And what made it end?

I thought she was pretty cute but never had any desires toward her, we had a pretty close, normal family relationship, and still do. Getting to feel her perfect ass was the best thing. I never considered doing anything more. One time when I was towelling her off afterward I could tell she was aroused some, pussy was fairly wet, was a nice bonus of sorts I guess

hot as hell, i had a similar experience, will never forget it

When I was 14 I ran away from home and shacked up with a dude to gay to try and fuk me .... I rubbed shit on his toothbrush daily

how long did you spend washing her on each of those "sensitive" areas? do you think she realized? how old is she now?

Had to take it slow with her, but she could take a pounding, I wasn't her first dick, and for kink talked her into a threesome with a friend of mine that wanted to fuck her too, ended after she went off to college, sure she had her fun there too

yeah it was, if her dad found out he would of shot my ass

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I used to work for HP as tech support. The job was absolutely awful. My supervisor was a fat, useless, landwhale. The hours sucked and overtime was not allowed at all, even if you had to stay late. Company policy and their bullshit. The benefits were trash, and people never stayed long. One day I had enough of the company, so I never clocked out for two weeks. Now since our payroll was done by a third party company, they weren't aware of the no overtime policy, so it didn't raise any red flags of overtime. They should have seen that the hours were obviously wrong, but maybe they had a complete dunce working and they approved it. My check that pay period was for $22,547.86 for two weeks. HP found out and said that I had to pay it back, but because of the contract with the third party company, I was legit. They even took me to court, who ruled in my favor saying that the company handling payroll should have caught this.

Wonder why they fired me.

Oh shit nice. How'd you know what friend to ask without him thinking you were suspicious/creepy as hell given her age?

Stupid retarded bitches don't do heather brooke. I always get teeth or a painful handjob. If i fucked until i found a partner I would be infected.

how did you keep it hidden?

Sounds like you're just bad at women

we had talked about her before so knew he thought she was cute, after i told him I had fucked her, he was dying to get some too

Just normal amount of time, didn't go out of my way to do extra or anything. Im sure she knew I enjoyed touching her butt, she liked to show it off, she knew what guys liked. She is almost 13 now

being careful and mostly when her parents were away or running errands

Yikes. Incel virgin detected

He just admitted he thought she was cute or what? Not many guys do that in my experience, though I've been out with friends and certainly seen them looking, of course. But most'd never admit it.

>she liked to show it off, she knew what guys liked
>at 11
doubt that fam

Kill yourself spic. You are a cyber border jumper. Fucking illegal cyber immigrants.

Would you want anything to happen between you in the future? What if she came onto you someday?

i'd be worried they'd return early...

It's easy, just drop 200 lbs and shower and men will probably give a damn about you existing.

You clearly know nothing about pubescent girls, stay in school.

Hey I get it. My GF works out of town and I cheat on her out of necessity. I understand completely. Hell I'd cheat with you if we lived close enough. You near east TN? ;)

yeah, he had mentioned that she was probably driving boys nuts at school and when she would use pool he would catch a glimpse

11 isn't pubescent for all girls, retard. some? maybe. but at 11 that's not super likely, they're not aware of "what guys like" and definitely are not even considering thinking that way about someone a lot older who is an adult family friend

did happen a few times, scramble drill

Honestly no, happy with our relationship. Would be too risky/awkward to me

Stop being judgemental. Grow up. >This is what incels actually believe

Hot as hell, how'd she take two dicks in her, and how old was she then? Not sure where your country is but was it his first time with that age?

Stay in school, for real.

it's a scientific fact not all girls have started puberty by then, tard

This is an American board for Americans only fucko.

how would you define your relationship atm?

glad she was prepared at least lol. was it at her house or yours or both?

Don't tell him. And keep cheating.

Kill yourself Mexican incel.

Wouldn't mind both
But I want vidya games and transformers next time
I should have made dude giving me his transformers, I still think about to this day
They were sick as hell dragons/dudes
They were from Japan

We're talking about her, not all girls. The other 4 billion are irrelevant, why bring them up?

she was 17 and was little hesitant to do us both, but after some shots of tequila that seemed to help her as she sat between us on the couch blowing us and fucking, was his youngest he had besides when he was a teen

and who said she had by then, unless you're op? even if she had, my last point still stands about not thinking about adults her father's age like that

always my house

Fun, sounds like you both enjoyed and she was game too then which is all good.

why?

Post the pics.

was fuckin awesome, did that a bunch of time with her, eventually got her ass too

I am op. Holy fuck. Maybe not specifically guys my age but she clearly wants such attention in general based on what she liked to wear every day

was safer is all

And you didn't use this to blackmail her into being your cum dump? What's wrong with you?

Had you ever done a chick with another guy before, or did you have any reservations/concerns about that, or were you both just too into using her to care?

like what?

wouldn't they be more suspicious of her running back from your house?

no, I probably should have told my dad, but liked watching her be a slut too much

>I am op. Holy fuck.
doubt.jpg

I've been married for 9 yrs to a good looking red headed woman. Now I've been wanting to suck and get fucked by a guy so bad.

yeah friends and I had shared curious chicks before, but not one that young, but we really just wanted to have fun with her

My life is fine actually lol. And I have plenty of friends. Not everyone here is an autist.

I used to get fucked in the ass by my cousins when i was 9

Yeah that makes sense, it's a different sort of experience when they're so tight like that and probably not as experienced.

wasnt like she would run right over, more run out back and around the block and come from another direction " just out walking"

Clothes of any sort to show off her obviously nice ass

pretty wild she looked good on our dicks

to be honest that sounds suspicious as fuck lol but i guess that works

she's just wearing normal shorts or yoga pants they sell at the store for girls her age, user

You idiot. You could have had a mommy fuck slave and you fucked it up. Kill yourself you goddamned failure.

OG story bru

I believe it. Shaved? Did you treat her well or more pass her around and fuck her silly?

we treated her good, was just us two we didnt want to ruin a good thing but did have some good pounding sessions with her

Good she could take it so well and enjoyed it both from you two though. Wonder if she regrets it since given the age difference.

dont think it bothered her in the least, she had fun at school too, we just got her ready for college

Fun with other guys in school? I'm guessing you were her oldest especially at the age you started with her, so wonder if she thought about any teachers or coaches like that (or more) who would have been around your age too, lol. And sounds like she got very ready for college too then. Did you keep in touch at all, or where is she now?

yeah at school she was messin around a lot with guys. I was the oldest at that point, she fucked some older guys when she was in her 20's. yeah still in touch too, shes still back east in maryland

Surprised she was even into guys that old at that point, some are but more curiosity than any actual desire if you know what I mean.
Are you just like casual friends now or what?

What was fucking her ass like? Any stories?

I know a girl who fucks dogs

have you not done anal