Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated...

Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated, also dick flash thread in general.

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Yeah. The kid was genuinely unimpressed and that was my first suicide attempt.

how old?

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Showed my penis to my teenage neighbor when I was around 5 years old.
She called me a wutz.

Yep.

Not long ago. Couple weeks back. Wife driving me nuts. Buddy calls says get over here... OK. Omw.

Chilling and bullshiting with buddy and his wife. They are new couple. She is drunk af. She says how big is your cock...my buddy snickers and gestures towards her with a gallic shrug.

I'm 6'6". Little overweight : 290 (srsly big boned haha) but I got a bit of a ram as all my friends know. 10 incher.

No fuck off faggots, not for you, don't care what you say, not insecure about my dick,nothing to prove to you.

Well I been drinking too..... Sorry on phone

Did you fuck her at least

>I'm 6'6". Little overweight : 290 (srsly big boned haha) but I got a bit of a ram as all my friends know. 10 incher.
Sure buddy sure , you just keep telling yourself these lies and maybe one day someone will love you

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Ur just fat m8. Im 6'5" 205lbs

Well. Buddy don't care... I'm a little drunk so relaxed. Grower not a shower. But presenting nicely. So I stand and say. If you want it :it's all yours.

My buddy is crazy as hell, bisexual and crazy over sexed. He is a sexual Dom to her and if he said go... I go....
Yeah
You're right.
Fuck it. All lies... Enjoy your displacement. For those that believed me, have a pic. Goodnight. May finish the story later. Got busy.

I'm out

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I must watch her watching

I came on 4 mudslime underage girls yesterday in the library. That feels like launching a rocket for real. Be sure you cum in a condom.

Congrats beanpole

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Not exposed fully, but I uncovered the sheets while I pretended to sleep in front of my female friends a few times and I was hard.

You type like a boomer.

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One of my friends was staying at this milfs place. He was telling me that they fuck all the time and shes got a crazy sex drive. She shows up later with her boomer bf (lol) and me and my buddy drink and smoke all night. He passes out and she comes home later. We talk for a bit (I'm still drunk) and she puts me up in a room for the night. I'm jerking off to the thought of her when she comes back in, I play it off like I'm still drunk. She gives me a sloppy kiss and walks out. Still looking for a way to go back there without my gf getting suspicious lol.

Texting my professor and ended up sending her dick pics when i was buzzed. She had me arrested.

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Yes, girlfriends roommate always would come to her room ehen she got home from work. Just got out of shower, girlfriend in her bathroom. I hear the roommate get home and say hi to her 3rd roomie downstairs. Quickly crack the door halfway and get hard as fuck. I stood where she would instantly see me from the doorway. Hear her say my girls name as she came up the stairs. Dropped towel, and jerked it to full. Stood there and waited till she was right at the door, then started stepping into my boxers right when I knew she could see me. Inface the wall, giving me a peripheral of the doorway, exposing my hard dick perfrct angle. I see her stop and stand there as I pulled up the boxers up to my knees. Pulled it down to reveal its full length for 3 or so seconds, then covered it fully and. Saw her leave as I got the rest of my clothes on.

Later she told my girlfriend the details of what she saw.

when I was in middle school I would make my boner outline visible so that the small redhead I sat next to could see it. The thought of it always turned me on so much. Fast foward 6 years or so and I end up finding out she now sells nudes etc. But now she is fat and apparently had kids and you can tell it took a toll on her body...very weird fap. she look uggy

On several occassions I have made girls "accidently" see my dick on me or my wifes phone.

Any reaction?

Yes. I like to send my wife dick pictures when she is out drinking with our coworkers. If she gets too drunk and they need to text me to come get her they see it. I saw it first hand once and got so turned on by her reaction when drunk wife gave her phone to look at our vacation photos. Snuck a few of her my hard dick and of her sucking it. Friends Eyes open wide, then over at my wife nervously, then back at the picture again and looking a little more before giving it back. Caught her staring all night then overheard her talking to another one of her friends who ALSO had seen my sexts in the past (1st time I found that out too). They knew I caught them and laughed it off saying they were impressed. (Im short and skinny, but abut 6.5 inches and thick)

Times Ive shown girls on my phone similar

She had only ever seen 1 (her then current boyfriend) . she told her she saw my penis when i was getting dressed and that it was bigger than her boyfriends making my 6 incher the biggest dick shes ever seen.

No stories in particular, but pretty much all of my gf's friends have seen my dick at one point or another. I'm not huge by any means, a little over 7 inches, but I can work the camera angles. Like 6 months into my gf and I dating, one of her friends brought up how big I was when we were drinking one night. Said how my gf showed her one of the pics I sent on her phone. And well, that's how fetishes are created apparently. Because now I think it's hot as fuck lol

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Haha...she cant help but look

> Big bone
Can you tell me your race? Or where you came from?debending on that.Ill believe you.Also bait.

That's hot.

> 290
> Overweight
Thats obese son unless you're 7 feet5 then youre good.

At a festival a few weeks ago, sharing a campervan with a buddy and his girlfriend.
She gets up in the morning, he's still asleep and I've got a majestic morning boner going on, seems a shame to waste so I pop it out and start stroking, she's doesn't notice so I start beating harder to get her attention.
She turns round and notices it, stares for a few seconds and whispers "user stop, bud is asleep just feet away".
Fuck it, too horny to care. Keep going and she keeps staring. Eventually I ask her to show me a little something, and she immediately flashes her little pussy for about 2 seconds but its enough, I cum instantly and we go about our day. Fin.

Kek

When I used to be in middle school 7th grade and my hormones we out of whack I would get bonners all the time in my math class. The hot milf teacher and the amount of cute girls was too much. Over time stop hiding my tent less and less. One day I said fuck it and shifted it so that it made the biggest clear as day bulge. My perv ass nearly came from the pulling and the situation. I took a glance around the room to see if anybody noticed and the class thot was staring at it. She looked away real quick and later on I noticed she would stare for a while and pretend to do her work. Never got in trouble and she never mentioned it to anybody.

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Any reactions?

>When I used to be in middle school 7th grade
Good luck in 8th grade you retarded summer troll

No, my dick is too small to be doing stuff like that.

> be me 22 years old asia for half a year
> living in a shitty shared house with 18 people in a metropolic city
> exploring country, meeting a lot of bew people, new way of living, it was the best time of my life
> in sharedhouse there one of the native girls is super cute, young and no experiences with men
> she had a bf back then and asked me a lot of men-related stuff and dating
> never have been real friends but hang out sometimes, were eating lunch together, once been talking sexual stuff while beeing drunk during a shared house party
> she told me she was a virgin and is afraid doing something wrong in bed
> me: "lets practice"
> her look was priceless. She was surprised exited
> her: yeah, we could do that, haha
> party goes on, everything being said is not taken seriously only as jokes
> next week or something
> going to brush my teeth in the evening
> washbasin is in the corridor on each floor
> my room was 4th floor, hers 3rd floor
> going to brush teeth with t-shirt and boxer shorts
> hear someone brushing teeth one floor below
> go to the stairs, see her, she sees me. I stand on the top of the stairs, so my boxer shirts might just cover my cock.
> starting to chit, chat
> I get hard, since she also was in her sleeping clothes. t-shirt and hot pans and also knowing she could almost see my cock.
> She notices, looks for a second, stops talking.
> I ignore that, and keep chit chat, she continues also.
> I sat down on the stairs (still one floor above her). In the moment she turns to the wash basin to spit out the tooth paste, I put my cock through the leg opening of the boxer shorts.
> cock is exposed almost 70%, no way no to notice
> she turns around and notices my hard cock hanging out
> We keep talking about shit, she takes a look every few seconds.
> Another house mate arrives, be say good night and go to back.

I am pretty sure it was the first cock she ever sav in real life. There is also another sory with her. Cont?

> be me 22 years old asia for half a year

I am not asian, I was in asia. Sorry for the typo. This is important, since you have pretty nice chances in asia as foreigner and everyone assumes your cock is bigger then from natives, lol

Sure. I’d have taken her hand and put it on my dick

Sending a fuck buddy nudes, accidentally sent pic to another friend. Resulting in getting nudes off said second friend.

Was at a bar/club type place many years back; chick was openly flirting with me and eventually commented on how big my hands were and said something like “bet you have a big dick,” to which I replied “yeah wanna see?” and she was all “no.”
What a fuckin’ tease.

> life goes on, nothing between her and me has changed. We never talked about me exposing my cock and behaive like nothing happened
> a friend tells me there is going to be a house party soon, a lot of people and alkohol
> immideately thinking about talking sexual with her again when being drunk
> during party everyone is drunk and party is nice
> she finally arrives, we talk dirty again
> first thing she asked if its true that foreigner have bigger cocks
> jokes are being made, talking shit and fun
> she askes about my dick size
> "Well I thought you know"
> her english is worse then mine and she barely understands my jokes, but she knows for shure the exposing was on purpose
> tells me her bf was going out with another girl to an amusement park
> she is dissappointed, I realize the reason for her mood, why she is late and why she dont want to party today
> she leaves, says goodnight.
> rest of us going out in city nighlife area
> weeks go by, my time ends and i will leave the country soon.
> havent seen her for weeks, since she was traveling with the uni
> one sutarday morning, laying in bed jerking off in my room. No boxer shorts on, Just t-shirt.
> watching porn on laptop, phone rings a few times, decide to ignore that
> cum on tissue, close laptop and decide to relax
> suddenly knocks on the door, shit fuck, cover with blanket
> "Hey user, I am back. I hearded you will leave tomorrow. May I come in?"
> uncover the blanket, cock getting hard again, room smells like cum, cum still on hand, tissue and cock
> The rooms were really small (asia) so we all had a loft bed. Under the bed was a chair and table.
> "Yes, come in"
Cont?

Meh. Pic related is 6-6 270. It all depends on how you carry it.

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She wanted that D.

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> I turn to the side, placing my cock so it hangs down the bed edge
> semi hard, since just came, tip is covered in cum, also a drop of cum is hanging down
> the room is very small, 8m2 not more. Door is right near to the bed.
> she comes in, hear head is at the hight of the bed where my cock is hanging down
> first she looks me in the eyes, but she has notices that i am half naked
> "user, since you leave soon I have bought you a small present. To remember the shared house."
> "Wow, thank you" (a small picture frame) "How was your journey?"
> she took her first look, an even blushed a little, my cock was getting hard again
> told me about her journey few sentences, standing half a meter away with her face from my cum covered cock
> I start to strocke my cock slowly, still listening to her.
> she looks, stops talking
> me: "Tell me more"
> she keeps looking at me and at my cock
> me: "Would you like to touch it?"
> her "....I dont know"
> she softly touches the tip, playing with the cum
> me: do you like how it looks?
> her: "yes"
> she strocked my cock for a few minutes, some remaining cum came out. I am pretty shure she was confused why there was already cum, she honestly did not know much about sex and I was the first guy she toched
> cum is on her hand
> she says the other house mates are downstairs and they know she went upstairs to me, so she has to go back
> Her: "When will you leave?"
> Me: tomorrow at 10 am
> Her: "Maybe we can see us before you go. But i am not sure if I can make it"
> She goes.
> I have seen her that evening just fo 5 Minutes, she came back to say goodbye and had to leave again.

Well since then I was flashing a lot of girls but this are different stories. This is how it started

A few times. I have this one friend who sneaks up on me whenever I'm pissing outdoors. She thinks it was hilarious to catch me when there's nothing I can do about it. A couple of times she's come up behind me, reached around and grabbed my dick then held it while I pissed. When I finish, she shakes it off and tucks it back into my pants. Sounds weird writing it down but she does it as a joke.

The weirdest thing that ever happened to me, I was about 17. Out in the woods and horny so decided to jerk off. Dropped my pants, sat down and went to it. I was in my own world beating away then heard a woman say oh my god.
No idea where she'd snuck up from but this middle aged woman was stood right next to me. Not hot or anything, like a real standard Karen.
She started cussing me out, called me a perv and telling me to stop but kept looking at my dick.
I carried on and told her to leave if she didn't like it. She just stood there staring at my dick, calling me names and trying to shame me. She stayed until I came then called me sick and left. No idea who she was and never saw her again. I still sometimes wonder if she was really trying to stop me or if she enjoyed it.

little sis asked to see it when we were younger and watching a movie together, i obliged and she sucked me off. the next day she told me thanks for making her first time fun. asked if she wanted to do anything else and she said no, it grossed her out after thinking about it some and not in the heat of the moment. we never spoke of it again.

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fucking hot, do anything or show anything more to her?

yeah, friends sister, she had heard i had a nice cock and one night drunk she asked to see it

This. Sort of...
>hottest girl in my graduating class becomes fat as fuck 2-3 years out of HS
>unrecognizable
>1st girl I dated from school (7.5/10) becomes trailer trash, multiple kids before 20, looks 40 years old in mid 20s
>girl I always like but never took the shot:
>slender ballet dancer body in high school, nice face, perky ass
>fast forward
>first year of college
>gets pregnant; bonus: by a black guy
>drops out of college
>never loses baby weight, proceeds to tank out even more
>fairly certain shes now had a second black child (neither guy is in the picture, go figure)

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I fell "asleep" naked with my dick out from the sheets, and had my uncle carestaker open my door asking for me , shutting it, than opened it again for a good 30 seconds staring , than closing the door . I had my eyes opened a tiny bit,with a pillow over my face. She was 64, fat, and ugly as fuck too.

how old?

howd she seem to react

was it a good blowjob

she was 19 i was 17, she played a bit with it and blew me too

greentxt

fucking great, she clearly tried to take it deeper than she could handle which was hot. she promised it was her first time which was pretty surprising how much of a natural she seemed at that age already

I hate this big boned bullshit, no such thing. I'm 6'6". Little overweight : 290 (srsly i'm a fat cunt)

Blank face, but she kept staring and opened door again to look lol

does being hard around a woman automatically turn on some horny hormones in her body? i want to be erect around a girl and turn her on and do things

no

You might get a younger sister or cousin interested, otherwise not really.

That's how you get arrested quick.

what if its someone i know will that turn on the horny chemicals?

no retard

Id love to do that, but im too much of a pussy

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Nice shop, learn how shadows work retard

1. Never said thats me u fucking mongoloid
2. That is how shadows work Mr. Asperg spastic

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Yes, but unwanted: i was sleeping and my dick get out hard from pants...then i saw my sister in law watching my cock while touching herself

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did you do anything or keep watching? ever show her again?

>6'6
Manlet

>6'8 gang
Only real niggas can touch their foot to the top of a door jam like a real Chad without even stretching. Only 6'8 true chads can pleasure women

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This was meant for you cuckboy

>not using her asshole for the O

When I was 16, my best friend was a female. She wanted to hang out at my place and play some video games. Thought I had time to crank one out before she got over, but she opened the door right as came and saw everything. A little bit even got on her hand from my volcanic cumshot. She stood there a little shocked then started laughing. She licked my fucking cum off her hand and said i should have asked her for help instead. Then we played some killer instinct.

did you ever do anything with her wtf how did her eyes look tell us more

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
And gay

Nope i'm just fake continued to sleep, she was stand up near door room i can hear strong breath (i think she cummed). But never happened again.

We never fucked, she just really liked giving blowjobs. We're still friends, and she sucks me off occasionally, but she's got a girlfriend now who seems okay with it. When that happened though, she looked like she just won the lottery. Like, a completely unanticipated jackpot. She still makes fun of me for it, to this day. I've never seen her naked though, so I cum on her clothes sometimes, which probably gets to be a bit much for cleaning.

>a female

Found the virgin

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This is Yea Forums, if you don't specify, people automatically assume it's another dude. Too many homos here now.

the term is "woman" or "girl"

Drink a glass of bleach

or just "female", not "a female"

I could have worded it like that, but I chose this way because it sounded funnier this way in my head.

>pic
She captures perfectly that oh so hot look I adore. The look of extreme curiosity mixed with a healthy dose of fear. Society and her parents have told her to fear penises that aren't her boyfriend's or husbands. But her hormones are telling her, "I really want to see this." Love it!

Fuckin' SJWs.

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Regardless of its veracity, pretty cool story! I can use that in my jerking sessions.

i'm not an sjw, just not an ESL shit-for-brains telling you how to sound like a normal english speaker

Yea I had made some porno when I was younger I don’t remember anything I was turttured ye any one want to fill me in on what’s hampining

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Burn the coal, pay the toll. Oh, wait, no. The tax payer (You) will pay for it.

Facebook messaged my dick to girls i knew from highschool all the time.

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any good reactions ever?

I'm Hispanic so dirt and camera tricks make it look big and black all the time plus i add my muscular thighs and my fat belly and pubes to turn them on. 90% accuracy i get them wet and they masturbate later. This bitch threatened with the cops. Ever since I've never done it again and if i slipped up blocked them immediately. The far right redhead she was supposed to suck it i don't know what happened

Checked

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yeah my cousin once.

I was 15 and she was 14. she didn't like it. I was just trying to get rid of her tbh cos she was being mean to me.

> Have you ever exposed your penis

No, because I don't have the mind of a 5 year old.

how do i think properly oh wise one

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all bones are the same, you're just a fatass

It must have taken you a while you a while to type that out with your micro dick :o

You’re probably not even 6ft. Larping newfag

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anyone ever do anything in school?

When I was 14-16 I would sometimes wear no underwear and leave my fly down, then stand near groups of girls.

their pointing and giggling would make me so hard, especially if they started taking photos.

so tons of girls have seen your hard cock?

A few dozen yes

best reaction you ever got?

A couple of girls walked past me pretending not to notice for a closer look, one even took a picture without even trying to hide it

exposed my penis to an older woman looked 50 on a train she followed me off the train showed me her hairy pussy and let me fuck her in every hole hard I cum in her mouth at the end and she just swallowed it down - best train result ever

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When I was in 8th grade I used to carpool to school with 2 other families (4 students) in my friends moms big van. I always sat in the furthest row back where it wasn’t easy to see from the legs down.
There were 2 girls, a tiny skinny white girl and a thicker black girl both one year younger than me.
Well being bored and horny one random day on the way home, i just pulled out my cock to see if either girl would notice. The white girl notice first and it turns out (that was the first cock she ever saw) she liked it so she got the attention of the black girl who really liked it. nothing happened no one ever touched it. white girl turned away, black girl sat and watched my cock the whole way home, loving every bump in the road that made it move.

When I was 17 I got really horny and opened my bedroom door and pretended to be asleep with my erection stuck up in the air.
My 15 y.o. sister came upstairs and stared at it for 10 seconds then went into her room.
I recorded it and uploaded it to the place without moms. Got horny and jerked off while doing it.
Couple of years later found it again but couldn't log into my account so in my panic reported it and got it taken down.
Now lost forever.

fucking moron, should have kept it!
hot story though, ever do anything again with her or anyone else?

Nope. Sadly not.
A girl once dared me to get it out in front of her but that was her initiating sex.

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I did "expose" it to every girl I fucked. Does that count? Be more specific bitch

>attempt

two different dicks; nice one fag

i travel almost every week for work and stay in hotels when on the road. First thing i do when i check in is ask the person at the front desk for maid service every day after 5 cause i will be working odd hours with the customer. Most of the time they say no problem and its game on. I will get back to the room around 430 get showered up and then wait till i hear the maid coming, put on big headphones that look noise cancelling but arent (that way the think i didn't hear the knock on the door) and put porn on my laptop, lay on the bed completely naked and start jerking off. I do this almost every week and love it, been on the road for about 9 years now and it hasn't gotten old yet!

best reactions?

a lot of it is them just saying "oh excuse me" and leaving but i have had a few linger and ask if i need more towels or if they should come back in a few minutes. When they do that i drag it out as long as possible, had one come back 3 times and managed to time my cumming to her asking if i am ready for her to make the bed. Only had one real lucky encounter with a fat latina maid who actually came in and stood by the bed and lightly touched my balls. Made me cum so hard that it went all over the place and got on her hand. She got me a towel and said she would change the sheets. I jumped on my laptop without getting dressed and casually told her that she could come by for a drink after her shift was over but she declined and said she couldn't cause she was married.

Are you that dude who is recording that shit and put up on the porn sites?

to a coworker
wasnt hard
she rushed out
guess she didnt like it
why i did it? cause that bitch was a hoe

i've put a few up but don't do it anymore cause its a lot of work to get everything right. Only put a few up on pornhub back in the day but those were just walk outs. I know who your talking about though, that dude is a legend and the main reason i started doing it!

based on penis and hand skin quality in general id say op is round 23-27

CURIOUS

>that dude is a legend
before when i was watching pornographic content on the internet that dude was one of my favorite things i ever seen. However he gave his dick to be sucked by some faggot out of despair

yeah saw that one on efuct too!

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anyway
>that dude is a legend

WATCHCEPTION BWAHHHHHN

how do i stop having these urges and thinking so bad

is this normal or bad would this happen in caveman times

as a young kid to my friends older sister.
I will greentext if someone wants

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is there moar like this?

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i want it do it please describe in detail how they look and emotions

how they look as in how they look at the penis

Oh my fuck please have more.

no thats it

It checks out, if you just had a female friend lick your cum off her hand and you STOP to play KI, you are gay.

>ne of the native girls is super cute, young and no experiences with men
>> she had a bf back then and asked me a lot of men-related stuff and dating
>> never have been real friends but hang out sometimes, were eating lunch together, once been talking sexual stuff while beeing drunk during a shared house party
>> she told me she was a virgin and is afraid doing something wrong in bed
>> me: "lets practice"
>> her look was priceless
age?

ok sure
>be me
>around like 7 years old at the time (I cant remember clearly)
>being at my friends house on a hot summer day
>they have a pool so we decide to play in the pool (me and my buddy)
>I didnt have my bathing sshorts and shit with me so I just went full on naked as a kid would do
>I tried ony my friends swimming goggles and ran around with them saying cringy shit like "Im a monster" and roaring
>went inside after a while and tried to scare his mom (mind I was completely naked the whole time)
>She didnt really care so I went for the sister
>She was around 16 I think. Today I dont even remember how she looks like because we moved away
>But I remember clearly how she looked at my little boi cock and balls
>I was sitting on the stairs and she were actually with another girlfriend of hers there
>They were both looking at me weirdly I remember
>Like an unnatural amount of time looking at me and whispering something to themselves
>I found it a little weird but was ok with it
>they stuck around for some time while I was alone with them.
>I sadly dont remember how the situation ended but they didnt touch me or anything just looked at me
>Nowadays I know exactly they were checking out my cock without shame which makes me horny now
>At the time my sexuality wasnt activated at the slightest
>I hope they remember that situation as well as I am
>If I could describe the look they looked at me it would be like a fuck me look. some sort of looking at my cock and biting their lips. They obviously didnt bite their lips but I could literally feel them staring at my dick lol
>Obviously they were interested because they stuck around me for a while instead of going on with their day
>I sometimes fap to that memory
>sadly nothing more ever happened with them :(

Yes, when I was in middle school, some girl showed me her tits on the bus so I showed her my cock... the next day I was called into the office because she told her counselor I just flashed her my dick out of the blue. Everyone is glaring at me as I told them what actually happened and then she admitted to them readily that she showed me her tits first. She looked so shocked as the principal both gave us a week each of in school suspension. I bet she’s a raging #metoo feminist now. Dumb cunt. And yes, this really fucking happened.

oh shit and I just remembered showing them how I pull my foreskin back. Completely missed that in the story.

The closest thing to this was when I went swimming and my trunks clung to my skin and my dick was visible
I was either 13 or 14 at the time

who saw

>Be me
>month and a half ago
>I live with friends from high school, graduated years ago tho
>they fight a lot, too frustrated with each other to fuck
>she's gained some weight and he doesnt find her attractive anymore. Not much, but she was near anorexic and now she's just thick.
>she comes into my room most nights to talk because hes notoriously bad conversation and goes to bed early
>Tells me about her sex life
>I tell her about mine, including a rope kink
>she's interested, undresses down to panties
>tie her up, take some pictures at her request, laugh, untie her
>sits with her legs together to hide the wet spot growing in her crotch
>talk about what turns us on
>says she never gets turned on, when they do fuck its just sex, no foreplay
>we take turns trying out best to do each others turn ons
>grab her by the throat, she palms my cock through my shorts, smiles.
>says she wants to see it
>tell her she has to earn it, but that i have something else for her
>show her the catalogue of dick pics I took for an ex, including a video of me cumming
>sounds fake, but she sits there, mouth open, nearly drooling
>my dick isnt big, like 5.5", but ive got one of those hellacious vein structures running down it
>she hands me back my phone and gets on her knees on the bed, asks me what I want her to do
>Ask her "for what"
>"to see your cock"
>slam her back on bed by the throat, remembering being handled roughly was one of her turn ons.
>I palm her crotch with one hand, holding her down with another, whisper in her ear "Come back in here on saturday (was sunday) if you really want it."
>longcon.jpg

Cont'd unless you people think im lying

So you were treated like the panda at the zoo... Cool dude.

They aren't bringing their best!

cont

i love good train results

>next saturday
>I get back late from buddies house
>she's waiting for me in the living room, topless.

>I should mention now, she likes to think shes a gypsy, walks around the house naked all the time, boyfriend doesnt care anymore, they were swingers up until the past year or two
>the last sunday wasnt the first time I had seen her naked, which is why she was so cool with undressing
Back to the story
>I laugh as I walk though, head straight for my bedroom
>she follows me in, seems happy, plants herself on my bed as I change in my closet, within eyeshot, into some ballshorts and a cutoff, talking about our days, stares me down the whole time
>walk to bed and lay back next to her
>she runs a hand up the leg of my shorts, says she hasnt stopped thinking about last sunday
>of course she hasnt.
>she rubs me through my shorts and boxers, I'm hard pretty quick
>its time
>tell her to get on her knees, she does, on the floor
>standing in front of her, i start to slide down my shorts
>front door opens, boyfriend is home
>she bolts out of the room, he doesnt suspect anything.

Cont'd

My buddy is a beta cuck I drink with him and his wife. And regularly show her my cock bc i know she wants it. It always embarrasses her but she loves it. I have got to fuck her when my friend over drinks and passes out. I'm sure he knows I bang her everytime that happens.

tell stories, how does she react? when did you start? does your friend say anything or know? does she seem to be enticed by your cock? give us details!

Wish my gf would drink and be a slut my buddy's cock is huge

My first humiliating sex dream was about exposing my tiny dick to the stuck up girl in school. Been downhill ever since.

Yeah I had a similar situation years ago. Buddys gf was always meat gazing so i flipped it out of the side of my shorts one day...and that's how i found out that my friend of like 20 years is a swinger and other weird shit. He asked me to fuck her so she'd stop talking about my dick. It was awkward af.

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Had a female friend growing up. Knew her since middle school. Went to highschool together. We’re pretty closed During the first year of college, our texting got sexual somehow. We ended up talking about her tits and my dick a lot.
Shes a pretty innocent girl and has never seen a dick so one night, she was reading a porn story or something, since she doesn’t watch porn, she read it sometimes? Lol she ended up texting me late that night and started up a convo and she told me she was feeling kinda hot and bothered during the convo and told me to ignore her if she says something stupid. I obviously didn’t. Eventually she got talking about dicks. How she’s never seen a real one and kinda wanted to. I suggested that since we’re so close, if she wants to see one, she could just ask me and I’d show her mine. And that it wouldn’t be weird or anything, cause I wouldn’t care. I waited for her response for like a whole ten minutes bro. She eventually is like “You won’t do that. You’re too chicken lol”
We go back and forth that I’m not chicken and that she says I am.
I end up sending her a dick pic.
She ended up getting shocked and wanted more. So I sent her a vid of me jerking off
I asked for stuff in return so I asked for her tits
She’s got pretty big firm looking Ds so I was hoping she’d send em
She just gave me bra stuff
Eventually after more pics she gave me nudes
The next day, we were like

“Soooooo about yesterday...”
And we didn’t talk about it much after that since we’re basically close as brother and sister

lame

nice Barbie rod, faggot

>working overnight
>going commando
>leave zipper down but keep pants buttoned
>get boner
> line it up against my waist go keep it visible from the right angle
>stand next to coworker
>she gets this shocked expression on her face and looks at my dick
>doesnt say anything
>neither do I
>hold an entire conversation, she keeps on looking down
>masturbate furiously after

I got friendzoned by a crush. My little peter was hard and ready for her any time she decided she wanted it.

When I found out one day she was a size queen it just made me want her more.