How do I become a Floridaman™?

As if that matters anymore, borders are pretty much open with caravans arriving daily. You've lost white boy.

its ok, the truck got him.

problem is all the trump rallies, damn caravans seem to appear every time trump holds a rally...

They are only in like 3 states and 80%+ are stuffed to crisis capacity into southern commiefornia. Everybody is up in arms about it and the fire will rise until they are gone and stop coming. The kike's plan is it tatters and it will never work. I'd tell you to suck a dick, but I'm quite sure you'd like that.

Holy shit, this one was legit!

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Liquid Snake is more hardcore than Florida Man. Be Liquid Snake.

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They're coming non-stop. Government wants them to come because it's free votes for dems and cheap labor for repubs, which is why they put pressure on those countries to make them worse.

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That's cute that you think that.

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> Be from up north
> move to Florida

You're welcome user

All native Floridians know "florida man" is always a transplant from up north and usually from New England

>Floridaman™

Floridaman can be found in every state.

I hate to bust this myth but the Florida/Ohio people were created by FL and OH state laws allowing full disclosure of public arrest records.

News outlets usually scour the records from those states on slow news days.

Wow. You should write in and tell these guys.

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I'm picturing a fat sassy black woman saying "Nuh-UH white boy"

damn, look at the determination in his face

Did he get the killer?

True Americans will trade Trump rally goers for "caravans" of immigrants any day. They're worth FAR more than Trumpanzee subhumans are.

Oh, HAYL Naw, Now I KNOW you isn't tryin'na do that shit on MY shift, white boy! Mamma gonn' smack yo shit up GOOD.

So he actually knew his son?

I can't decide if I'd rather see this as a scene in a comedy movie about a struggling black convenience store, or the beginning of a black woman on white man bbw face sitting femdom porno.

fake but made by a funny dude

>Step 1: Be a man.
>Step 2: Move to Florida if you aren't living there already.
>Step 3: Pull delightfully devilish antics.

Do meth

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You forgot the most crucial step: Meth.

Ah, yes, how silly of me. Thank you.

B-but those pink bitches are so provocative man

Does he was lucky enough to go to the same person?

By assaulting your girlfriend with sweet and sour sauce packets from McDonalds.

the colors are misleading, the northeast is white and will be white for a long time, spics are also having less babies so don't worry thaaat much

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obviously elder tier
>would drink a case of natty light and start a bonfire on the beach with/10