So I live w/ my gf & her kid. They have a dog. I cannot fucking stand dogs, and I especially don't like this mutt

So I live w/ my gf & her kid. They have a dog. I cannot fucking stand dogs, and I especially don't like this mutt.

Among the many irritating-as-fuck habits these two morons have towards the 4-legged smelly shit machine loose fur generator, towards the top of the list is this OCD thing of putting dirty/used plates, cookware & utensils, to include a tabletop griddle, in the MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR for the fucking dog to "lick clean". Never mind that it teaches the dog that it's ok for it to eat human food, they just fucking LEAVE it there!!! I can't count how many times I've tripped over shit in that goddamn kitchen.

Many is the time I've tried to get them to stop doing this. Appeals to logic, threats, begging & pleading, none of it works. They will continue to do this indefinitely, and nothing I say is going to get them to stop.

Well, tonight is the last straw. GF put the griddle in the middle of the kitchen floor again & left it, as usual. Five minutes ago I stepped on it, slipped, & fell ass-over-teakettle. In the process I grabbed the freezer door handle & almost yanking it off the refrigerator frame. So in a fit of desperate anger, I took the griddle & placed it on the floor directly in front of gf's bedroom (I've been sleeping in the LR for the last 2yrs by my choice for a variety of reasons, including being unhappy in the relationship).

I figure, since she cares more about her twisted ideas about that stupid dog than she does me & doesn't seem to appreciate the danger of stepping on shit in the middle of the floor, I'm gonna let her experience it herself. I'm also going to tell her from now on any dishes I see in the middle of the floor are going in front of her bedroom door. I'm sure she's gonna pull her usual shit to try to tell me I'm wrong & I gotta do shit her way, but FFS Yea Forums I'm at my wits end.

inb4 "OP has no soul/cannot be trusted". Fuck you. BT,DT. Dogs suck & bad dog owners swallow. Keep your mutts away from me & we won't have any problems

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OP here, continuing...

They have the annoying habit of anthropomorphizing it whilst simultaneously refusing to do anything remotely resembling "training" it, like all bad dog owners do. Then they have the nerve to wonder why, when I'm saddled/guilt-tripped into taking it out to shit, the mutt actually follows my commands. They say "she's scared of you." I say "if that's the case, then that's a GOOD thing. You treat it like it's a human, with feelings & intelligence, and your its best friend. You're not. You're supposed to be it's 'pack leader' (to use Cesar Milan's phrase) and give it firm direction. You refuse to do that, so the dog is YOUR 'pack leader'. Don't hate on me because I refuse to let that mutt run my daily routine". Met, of course, with the usual scowls, complains about how I'm "mean" to it or that I "hurt her feelings". Please.

Good news? I start truck driving school next Mon. I figure after a few months of blissful independence I'll extend an offer for the two of them to move into my new place w/ me with the understanding that there are no dogs allowed at all. They'll refuse to part with their precious mutt, and I'll be free & clear. She's unemployed & her mom's been paying our rent the last 18 months. Since that fucking hellhound is such a family member that they've both told me I would be the first to go before they get rid of the dog, they can HAVE it. I'm curious how that stupid mutt is gonna help them get their shit paid for after I leave, but at least their "family" won't be separated.

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Why even stay with them. Cut your losses before you waste any more of your life on them.

Grow a pair and move the fuck out...

You not work or something? If not, then don't complain because you are living in THEIR fucking house.

P.S. You definitely need to break up because it's admittedly got issues like you mentioned.

You're fucking retarded for staying in the relationship. I hope you break your neck one day

You also seem to exhibit some seriously childish behavior. Man up, break up, move out and do it all by next week!

That is a hell of a white-trash love story. You live in their house, you fucking deal with their rules/habits, or GTFO.

Get a fucking job and get out. You'll be better off without them, and vice versa.

In future, pay your own fucking rent and don't let anyone move in with you.

Your problem is not with the dog, or with them. Your problem is you. Man-up and realize that shit.

I've been employed almost the entire time I've lived here, but the problem is nobody pays a living fucking wage. Hence getting my CDL & being a truck driver.

>I can earn a decent, living wage
>I've been independent since I was a kid, so time alone is not only not a deterrent, I'd prefer it
>social anxiety & sexual aversion, so time alone, again, is preferred
>I can drive a manual
>I don't use drugs or abuse alcohol
>I have a spotless driving record
>I've never seen the inside of a police cruiser
>I've never had handcuffs around my wrists (not even during sex)
>It was in a car & in the same direction but I've driven cross-country twice already
>I'm really good with navigation (82nd Airborne vet) & understand how the interstate system works
>I enjoy driving

And tying in with something I mentioned above, I'm not even looking to hook up w/ anyone afterwards. I'm 45, haven't had sex in almost 3yrs & I'm in no hurry to ever do it again. This looks like it's going to fail & rest assured it will be my last relationship. So fucking sick of one-way compromises & mentally ill people who are quick to inform me of my issues but refuse to acknowledge their own.

>inb4

lol fuck you faggot you don't get to inb4 your own gay bullshit

The problem in your relationship is you. You're the one that can't adjust to other people and their habits, you are the one that doesn't watch where he's fucking walking. Seriously, what kind of moron slips on something in the kitchen floor? Isn't it SUPER fucking obvious that there's an object on the ground? Is this griddle the same color and pattern as your floor? Anyone stupid enough to trip over something like that without seeing it deserves to trip over it. You're just mad at other people because you're embarrassed by your own failures and idiocy. You're already starting to take it out on the people you pretend to care about. It's not like your gf tried to trip you on purpose, but you are trying to trip her on purpose. Btw if you succeed you will end up in jail, fair warning.

I really fucking hope they kick you out after they find out you've been acting like a vindictive sociopath.

>Good news? I start truck driving school next Mon.

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>You live in their house, you fucking deal with their rules/habits, or GTFO
Believe me, nobody understands that better than I do.
>Get a fucking job and get out.
As I said, I've HAD a job this entire time; and I've been the ONLY one to have a job. The problem is, as I said above, nobody that's hiring pays a fucking living wage. What I wanna know is why you're not saying shit about her for being unemployed for over 2 years? Actually, I think it might be closer to 3...
>You'll be better off without them, and vice versa.
Hmph. Don't I know it.
>In future, pay your own fucking rent
Uh, as the only person gainfully employed throughout this entire exchange, every red cent I've earned that didn't go for shit I had to buy for myself, like car repairs, clothes & whatnot, went towards our "other" bills. I drew the line at buying her cigarettes though. Fuck that. She knows better than to ask me to pay for those.
>and don't let anyone move in with you.
As long as I'm earning truck driver money & can afford to have my own place PROPERLY, rest assured, I will NEVER live with another human again.
>Your problem is not with the dog, or with them
Actually it is.
>Your problem is you. Man-up and realize that shit
If that's your way of saying I should go fuck myself because I can't stand dogs, here's a giant four-alarm fuck you. nlm I'm sure I have some problems (and gf would trip over herself to list them for you if you asked), but hating that dog & the way they fawn over it AIN'T one of 'em.

Brother its not even about how you feel towards the dog anymore, what else is tying you down to her? Are you retarded? Just fucling leave no pussy is worth years of suffering like this. God lord youre hopeless.

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If I have to be considerate of the girls and lower the toilet lid because "we shouldn't HAVE to lower it", then by that same logic, they should be considerate of ME and either a) pick shit up off the floor after their stupid "hairy daughter" gets her fill licking this shit clean or (ideally) b) NOT FUCKING PUT IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>It's not like your gf tried to trip you on purpose,
Actually, when I specifically ask them both, on countless occasions, not to put shit in the middle of the floor because I'm afraid I'll trip over it, and I already have a couple times in the past, that is precisely what's going on: she's trying to trip me on purpose.
>but you are trying to trip her on purpose
How's that physics principle go? Oh yeah: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Or, in other words, what's good for the goose is good for the muthafuckin' gander, beotch. She doesn't wanna trip over shit? Shoulda thought about that before completely ignoring my reasonable fucking requests not to leave dishes/utensils in the middle of the floor.

NEVER seen anyone else do that. Thankfully, after this abortion of a relationship, I never will again.

>you don't get to inb4 your own...
Yes I do. Wanna know how I know that? Because I fucking did it. Don't like it? Go suck a dick.

OP is what i never want to become.

Not having anywhere to go if I leave, that's what's keeping me here. Once I get driving & have some scratch saved up though, I'm fuckin' gone.

This place is too small for 2 adults, a teenager & a huge dog anyways. Before this dog bullshit & their irrational way of dealing with it really started to become a serious thing for me, I had every intention on moving ALL of us out; because I believe there actually is a decent relationship there.

But as I said, they equate that stupid dog to the same level as a human & they've told me several times, if it came down to it where it was either me going or the dog going, the dog would stay because "the dog was here first."

Bitch? I had a cat for 11 years. I loved that little guy, closest thing to a son I ever had. Was crushed when he died. But as much as he meant to me, if I were in a relationship w/ a woman & she told me the presence of my cat was a dealbreaker because she hated cats (knowing how much I hate dogs & that I can relate to cat-haters, even if I think they're wrong), it would kill me but I would have re-homed my cat. Why?

Because IMO a human should ALWAYS take precedence over an animal. That's the problem with dog owners: they see their dogs as surrogate humans. I'm sure because the one-sided nature of the relationship, where during a "conversation about feelings" the dog can't respond & by default the human is always right, has nothing at all to do with that...

But again, I'm going to play the nice guy & offer to move everything & everyone to wherever I go after here, just without the dog in tow. And I know she'll refuse, and that'll be the end of the relationship, and she'll blame me (because she can't bear to be responsible for anything other than her kid). For me, it'll be nice to know she will let the dog be the deciding factor in letting my ass go. Really be interesting to see how she pays her bills once I'm gone. But again, at least she'll get to keep the dog!

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If I were in your shoes, I'd pack my shit, say a polite goodbye, and live in my car until I get rolling. Get your (and their) new chapter started now.

If you're really swearing off relationships, buy a minivan and a Planet Fitness membership and fuck getting an apartment. I have a friend who lives that way, and he's got lots of money to go wherever he wants.

OP here.
Me either. But I'm fixing it. No girlfriend, no kid (not mine so no issues) and best of all, NO FUCKING DOG.

I'ma be one happy, smilin' muthafucka.

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OP here.
My new chapter starts Monday. Last day on the job is this Friday. Can't goddamn wait.

OP here.
There have been times when I hoped I'd break my neck too. With any luck...
>move out and do it all by next week!
Wish it were that easy, but first things first.

>I'm going to play the nice guy & offer to move everything & everyone to wherever I go after here, just without the dog in tow.

Seems like a cowardly way to do it. Pull the plug as soon as you can, with respect and don't lie to them or string them along. Good men don't lie.

Leave the relationship. The dog situation shows:

1) you can't stand anything your gf does.
2) they don't respect you
3) you have no balls and no leverage
4) you are finished in the relationship

Get a truck with a sleeper. Live in that bitch until you have 20% to put down on a house. Fucking any house will do. Live alone and don't feel compelled to ask her to come live with you, cuz she will try.

Bitches and their dogs are stupid. They will put their dog and their shithead kid over you every day. Move on and stop wasting your life.

leave.

>But again, I'm going to play the nice guy & offer to move everything & everyone to wherever I go after here, just without the dog in tow.

This is why you suck at life. The dog isn't the fucking problem. If it isn't the dog, it will be something else. Man up and leave everything behind and start fresh. They aren't going to leave the dog behind, which means you'll end up caving and allowing the dog to live in your new place and nothing will change. She still won't get a job.

And you haven't been laid in 3 years? JFC, you are pathetic. If she isn't fucking you, then why are you there? You must have shit tier self-confidence. You'll find a nice lot lizard on the road that will be 10x nicer than this bitch.

You absolutely should take revenge.

Make them understand that pissing you off has consequences and make them AFRAID to make you retaliate.

Over-react. Throw random shit of hers away, be completely irrational and even make up slights that you need to retaliate for even when they don't exist.

I can fucking guarantee they will be fucking falling over themselves to appease you within a few weeks. They might pull some scary bullshit reactionary crap but they are LAZY AS FUCK and are bluffing, ignore it and do even meaner shit, throw away their food and say you thought it was expired. Get fucking weird.

She's a Jew from Long Island; appearances mean a lot to her, and the appearance that she's in charge is paramount. In spite of our issues, I do care about her. If I pull the plug & am totally blunt with my feelings about it, there are a few likely outcomes
>she'll fuck up my shit before I can move it (she has no respect for property, something about her I fucking HATE)
>it'll really hurt her feelings (as irritated & unhappy as I am, I don't want to hurt her)
>she'll definitely blame me because I will have been the one to call it off

OTOH, if I extend the offer of continuing, but this time on MY terms (whereas the last few years have been on HER terms, where I didn't get a vote at all), and she finds the terms unacceptable, which she will, she can end it & save face. She'll still blame me, and she won't exactly be wrong. But as for the "official" cause? It'll be because she wasn't willing to do for me what I did for her: accommodate my needs.

However, as I said, I know that's how she'll respond. So I'll get my freedom, we'll all be happier for it, and she'll walk away thinking it was all my fault even though she will have been the one to pull the plug. Like I said, one-sided compromises.

>you can't stand anything your gf does
Actually there's a lot of stuff we get along on, just not these issues
>they don't respect you
Tell me something I don't already know...
>you have no balls and no leverage
Balls, yes. Leverage, not yet. But it's coming. And the balls, they'll be a-swingin'.
>you are finished in the relationship
Again, something I don't know
>Get a truck with a sleeper.
"Day cabs" are for dedicated routes, which is what guys with families who want a lot of home time crave. I am none of those things. The over road truckers (with the sleeper berths) are where the money's at. And the independence. And the scenery. Haven't seen a deterrent there yet!
>don't feel compelled to ask her to come live with you, cuz she will try
No she won't

Heh. I was trying to give constructive advice above, but this user has an interesting take.

If you really go ape-shit, you could land in jail where there will be no dogs, lazy girlfriends, or rent to pay. Fucking win.

>you'll end up caving and allowing the dog to live in your new place
LMMFAO!!!!

You obviously don't know me. Any abode where
>my name is on the lease
>money I earn at my job goes to pay said lease
>my furniture (which currently is in storage) is in said abode
will absolutely 100% guaranfuckingteed be dog-free. I would sooner vote for Trump in 2020 than let a dog in my place. Fuck that.
>And you haven't been laid in 3 years?
By my choice. I'm the one that said no (and will continue to say no). Sexual aversion disorder, and no interest whatsoever in changing it. I've outgrown pussy, it's lost its appeal to me.
>You must have shit tier self-confidence
You said a mouthful...
>You'll find a nice lot lizard on the road that will be 10x nicer than this bitch
Again, LMMFAO! Not gonna happen. Current gf gave up a little over a year ago. If I turned down safe pussy here, why would I dip my wick in strange out on the road? Especially when things are finally looking up for me? Not on your life.

>Make them understand that pissing you off has consequences and make them AFRAID to make you retaliate
Her kid's father is an abusive stalker type & she had to flee NY to get away from him, restraining order & everything. Not trying to make them afraid of me. However, my "retaliation" for them not respecting me is that now
>she'll have to get her own cigarettes
>she'll have to take out HER dog to shit
>she won't have my wages to depend on for her cable

Believe me, she's gonna miss me a LOT more than I'm gonna miss her, & I intend to tell her that at some point during our last conversation. And I couldn't give two shits who she fucks. As long as they don't destroy my property before I can get it moved out, not my concern.

>you could land in jail
lmfao throwing shit away won't land you in jail, its your fucking house. Don't be a fucking idiot, if they aren't working the only form of control they have over him is his emotions, if he gets pissed off and treats them like shit they will have no godamn fucking choice but to do a complete 180 and get right fucking tamed quick.

I'm speaking from fucking experience. I've been living in peace for months with ZERO bitching because they know I will get fucking weird and vindictive on them. They are even nice, its called respect.

What an anal-addled fag you sound like. If you hate this living situation so much, why continue to live there? Or are you a manboy with no skills who can't afford to live on his own?

Why even stay in the relationship if you're this unhappy? It will be better for you if you break it off.

You misunderstand. Don't make them afraid of you, make them afraid to make you retaliate (consequences). They literally think they can shit all over you with zero consequences and you can change that very very quickly by over-reacting and taking a zero tolerance stance to literally everything.

Imagine thinking scaring someone who is genetically weaker was tough

OP is everything I hope I never become. Being 45 looking forward to becoming a trucker. Sounds like a depressing life.

>she'll fuck up my shit before I can move it (she has no respect for property, something about her I fucking HATE)

You're living in hell. What stuff could possibly be worth staying that cant be packed in a car before you leave?

>it'll really hurt her feelings (as irritated & unhappy as I am, I don't want to hurt her)

I'm guessing losing you is not going to be that big a deal. Mom is paying rent, they'll be fine. If she looks OK she'll land another sap soon enough.

>she'll definitely blame me because I will have been the one to call it off

So the fuck what?

That's basically what they are doing to him right now. He is being nice and rational and they are shitting all over him.

He needs to realize that his feelings are more important than their comfort and that it isn't a horrible or bad thing to act in a way that gets them to behave in a way that is less upsetting to him.

He literally deserves it.

OP

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It's not that they put dogs above people, it's just that your annoying ass is worth less to them than the companionship of a dog. I'm sure it complains less.

OP here.
>if he gets pissed off and treats them like shit they will have no godamn fucking choice but to do a complete 180 and get right fucking tamed quick
You don't know these bitches. I wish it were that easy, & you'd think it would be. But these two are very stubborn, prideful people. "Hubris" comes to mind.

Besides, during all the time up to recently where I've been trying to make it work, but no less frustrated over the stupidity, I've been nothing BUT pissed off & treat them like shit. All it does is make them more combative.

The reverse psychology is, as I said earlier, be nice & give THEM the option to either come with me to the new place & try to continue to build a life, albeit without the dog, or say goodbye & part ways. My life trajectory is aiming upward and I couldn't be happier. Theirs, for the last few years and DEF once I leave, will be failing to stay afloat & having to depend on the charity of others to make ends meet. So sick of having to ask my dad & her mom for handout money because she's still unemployed & my current job doesn't pay shit.

>make them afraid to make you retaliate (consequences)
You don't know this bitch. When the consequences of a given action are listed to her, she doesn't hear "consequences." She hears a threat, and being an Alpha Long Island Jew, she ain't scared o' nuthin'. All "listing consequences" will do is provoke another round of "you don't scare me" followed by more of her unacceptable behavior.

No thanks. I haven't "wanted" them for a long time, but unfortunately I've "needed" them. Now that I'm about to have some serious leverage, I no longer "need" them anymore. So since I'm about to hit that beautiful crossroads of not "needing" OR "wanting" them, I will have all the leverage I need to finally make life start bending to MY fucking will, instead of bending ME over the couch & fucking me 'til my ass bled raw.
Inclined to agree...

sounds like it's not the dog but your gf

that's what you get for being stupid enough to get into a relationship you degenerate mongrel

I like how nobody mentions how leaving dirty dishes on the floor for the dog to lick is an extreme health hazard. But people are getting butthurt because this guy hates dogs

He's a boy who has grown old, and deserves exactly what he's getting.

Blaming the dog for all this... That's hilarious.

I hope his weird schemes to extricate don't fail, but the chances are pretty fucking slim.

So what you are saying is that your girlfriend doesn't respect you. She cares more about her dog than you. Plus she sounds lazy af. Why are you living with her op? I'm sure you can find sex elsewhere where everything isn't covered in dog fur.

if you think youll earn a decent wage hauling otr youre crazy. its not much. and if you buy your own truck youll likely be one break down away from bankruptcy. the best you can hope for is in a few years, finding a better job and praying for 40k.

OP here.
I'm not happy about trucking, believe me. I WAS going to go to flight school but couldn't get my medical certificate approved thanks to SSRIs I was prescribed when I was in the 82nd. This is the next best option.

I don't have to make all the money in the world though; I'm not a full-blown venture capitalist or any of that shit. As long as I can pay my bills & enjoy life, that's enough for me.

Besides, I already have a university education. It's not like I'm a dumb shit or anything. But this economy sucks & I don't care enough about my degree discipline to try to make a living using it. I could be a teacher, sure. But I'd rather drive. Can't stand children anyways.

>It's not that your annoying ass is worth less to them than the companionship of a dog, it's just that they put dogs above people
Fixed that for you. When you openly state that priority in the relationship is based on precedence, and a dog is given the same rights to precedence as a human, my version is the only correct one.

Put it to you another way: say gf was being held hostage & was told she would be brutally murdered in a painful manner & the only way out was to decide inside 20 seconds which of the following would die in her place instead
>mom
>daughter
>teacher
>best friend
>coworker
>me
>dog
What do you think her reaction would be? I know what MINE would be, and I know what any rationally-thinking person's answer would be, but she wouldn't choose that.

And therein lies the problem: if in that situation your answer is anything less than the immediate reply of "dog", there is something seriously fundamentally wrong with you.
>it complains less
That's why the dog is higher on the chart. It's much easier to enjoy a "relationship" when you don't have to put any fucking EFFORT into maintaining it.

>As long as I'm earning truck driver money & can afford to have my own place PROPERLY, rest assured, I will NEVER live with another human again.
dude OTR drivers dont make shit. 40k if youre lucky. and as for living with someone. i guarantee after training theyll pair you up with some random dick head youll pretty much live with on the road lol

OP here.
Not "blaming the dog" for anything. Dog really hasn't done anything wrong, apart from the things it does wrong that its idiot owners won't correct it for. It's absolutely their fault & they'll be the ones to suffer when it's all said & done.
>So what you are saying is that your girlfriend doesn't respect you.
Bingo.
>She cares more about her dog than you.
Bingo.
>Plus she sounds lazy af.
Bingo.
>Why are you living with her op?
See >Not having anywhere to go if I leave, that's what's keeping me here
Reading comprehension = your friend.
>I'm sure you can find sex elsewhere
Again, see >Sexual aversion disorder, and no interest whatsoever in changing it. I've outgrown pussy, it's lost its appeal to me.
>where everything isn't covered in dog fur.
Bingo and Amen.

Nice try, but not quite. As I said, I'm an 82nd Airborne vet. The company I'm going with pays vets more per mile, so I stand to earn around $50,000 my first year alone.

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i assume the kid is not yours in any way - "her kid".

Ofc she will put it and the dog before you.

Here is when things will change and she will start listening - WHEN YOU GET THE CASH. Fucking watch the transformation then. If you want to leave then leave - noone will blame you ( especially here ).

Get that truck thing down, get the house and then i can gurantee you there will be begging - im talking on their knees. If she really has been unemployed for that long especially.

If you father a kid of your own with her then its a different story but for now you are nothing more than a cuck dildo to her that can be discarded at any time.

Her mother pays the rent ... Jesus!

>Just do this , you'll never have to deal with them again.

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Well then, I lucked out w/ this company. As I said, considering I'm a veteran I'll earn considerably more per mile than the average Joe, I've also worked it out where, once my team-driving train-up period is done, I'll be driving solo.

OP is a little bitch and not man enough to leave this relationship. Move tf out its not her its you, you cuckboi

For anyone ragging me about "only" making $40k "if I'm lucky", at the current rate I'm making probably around $19k. And as I said, this particular company pays veterans more than they do non-veterans. Either way, I stand to win out.

Add to that the fact that there are a LOT of things that go on over here (not eating leftovers & wondering why we never have any food, running the dishwasher & clothes washer half-full, cigarettes, 3x streaming cable services they just CANNOT fucking live without, cat & dog food, cat litter, vet bills, etc) that I have no control over but will NOT be issues when I move out, to say nothing of only eating for one person?

The money I make in the future will go a LOT further than the paltry sums I make now.
Nope, not "my" kid. And I got into this knowing & expecting full well that the kid would come before me. Sucks, but that's the way it needs to be.

My issue isn't with the kid coming before me; it's with that stupid fucking animal coming before me.
>If you father a kid of your own
You don't know this, but I got a vasectomy in 2000 when I was 26 & have already tested negative for the presence of sperm. Not that it matters since I ain't interested in sex anymore to begin with, but if I were, I've got nothing at all to worry about. I'm like Minute Maid: all juice & no seed.

Believe me dude, for a long time this was a viable option. Still is, but for the first time in what feels like fucking forever, I feel like things are finally starting to go my way.

good luck then. i fucking hated driving for big companies. working for dudes who have a truck or two was so much better. more money. better schedule.hell of alot nicer trucks. but fuck trucking in general. just be prepared for alot of ass fucking from your company. veteran or not.

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Yeah, so I've heard. Thanks for the heads-up. It's gonna be a huge culture shock for sure, esp compared to what I've BEEN doing this whole time. But the independence that's gonna come with this, both literal and financial is gonna do wonders for my quality of life. As it stands now
>I don't "live", I exist
>I don't "go to sleep", I crash
>I don't "wake up", I "come to"
So much looking forward to all that changing for the better.

Did an emotional inventory a few weeks ago. Imagine my shock when I discovered that the last time I was truly "happy" was 1998. Oh sure, there have been moments between then and now, as peaks & valleys are to be expected. But yeah, the last time I was truly happy as I understand that feeling to mean, Clinton was in office. Some of you fuckin' Yea Forumstards weren't even itches in your daddy's jockstraps back then. Sure is gonna be nice to not hate waking up in the morning anymore.

NP dude. be sure to get the reward card at truck stops. gotta love getting free subway lol

I'll go ya one further: Arby's gives a 50% discount to veterans.

Membership has its privileges...

Guess no one else is interested in telling me what a faggot I am, how I have no balls or that my gf doesn't respect me. Got it.

Guess this thread's run its course after all, so fuck it.

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Just imagine being a quadriplegic and your gf starts putting the dishes and shit on you for the dog to eat

Jesus christ, I've never heard a man bitch so much about something like that before. If it's that big of a problem to you, move the fuck out. Grow the fuck up OP. Don't be retarded.

seriously, leave the bitch. kick the fucking dog and jet.

that is all

Dude. A dog will lick peanut butter off of anything.

OP here.

The kid came out shortly after I started this thread & began to bring the griddle back to the kitchen. I basically warned her to leave it where it was & go back to bed, & she complied. Or so I thought.

Went back a while later & the griddle is nowhere to be found. However, while looking for it, I woke up gf. Informed her of everything (except that her kid hid the griddle) & basically guilt-tripped her for not fucking showing me any respect.

She responded via text that she's sorry & will make a stronger effort to pick up shit off the floor. I seriously doubt that'll ever happen, but for the moment anyways I got a minor victory.

Holy fuck... What's that show where people confront their worst fears ever, like doing a fashion show naked or being buried to your ears in spiders?

Never ind the quadriplegic shit, just being tied down & something put on me that compels any dog to give me a tongue bath would SERIOUSLY cause a panic attack for me. Fuck you for suggesting it.

Working on it, faggot.

My cat used to eat ear wax. Haven't tried it with this cat but I'm curious...

just kill yourself already and stop mooching off of this woman

you're a piece of shit and she deserves better than a nasty old man who won't even let her handcuff in the bedroom

why not just hang yourself in the bathroom? Way easier. It's not like you contribute to anything

i'd pick my dog over half of my co-workers, and i'd certainly pick a dog over your whiny bitch ass. go kill yourself faggot

HURR HURR I'M A VET I FIGHT WAR I SERVED THIS COUNTRY RESPECT ME

god military fuckers are so cucked, literally the most pathetic group on the entire fucking planet. Why couldn't you actually see combat and get shot or something? You know how high suicide rates are for vets? You should definitely help raise that number because the world would be a better place without you welfare queens bitching about how their service matters and how much they hate dogs

all of your problems would be solved if you would just kill yourself you faggot

fr though, get the fuck off of our board with your petty ass bitch problems you're just as lazy as she is if not more lazy you cunt

You have issues. He didn't say any of that so I'm going to assume you're projecting here. Sort your own issues out and stop blaming other people. Only an extremely bitter and sad man would post what you just posted. Good luck

You know dogs are't very bright, yeah? At some point perhaps leave the door open with the gate to your yard unlocked... Watch it run down the street and manage to lose itself.

Alternatively, go to a park with said dog... Either walk away or trade it to a child for a dollar or something. Tell grand story how you lost dog at a different park. Cause you know they will want to search for it and you cant find it if you search the wrong area.

Urm possibly act like the dog meant something to you and feign getting a new one would be to painful... Would eliminate the idea of getting a new dog.

What kind of dog is it? I hate pitbulls, tiny shit dogs, giant retarded dogs like great danes and newfoundlands. I like labs and german shepherds and sheep herding dogs.

Beat her ass and get rid of the dog. If this is not an option you're dealing with clown world because it's the only male option.

Don't put your foot down. If you get rid of the dog you have my respect. There really is nothing to do here. Maybe i visit my sister that is sane and my father feeds the dog but that's about where it ends. This dog shit doesn't enter or affect my life.

>I cannot fucking stand dogs
shit taste

Spoken like someone under 18. Not how life works buddy. Grow up.

>emotional abuse
>respect
No, it's called fear

Bitch every Muslim and straight man would do this. Enjoy is your drama faggot I'm sorry you're cucked. How do you say you're a battered woman in English? Enjoy being a male victim of domestic violence.

American life faggot.

lmao some loser who never leaves his room in his parent's house wants to tell others that the solution to their issues is domestic violence. Fucking wild

enjoy being alone I guess

Just because your culture encourages the beating of women doesn't mean the rest of the world does, Mohammed. You're either a 12 year old pretending to be older or a muslim pretending to be sane.

I didnt read the whole text but a few sentences.
But I guess the best option you have is to put the dog down.

faggot. how about read before u start yapping

You are going directly on the second place, right after the dog, kid.

You're not even sleeping with this chick anymore and obviously extremely unhappy in that place. Why don't you fucking leave?

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Works against you buddy! Good enough for mr finkelstein

Again shut the fuck up.

[police officer here] First of all, you putting the griddle in front of her room door is a bad idea. If she falls and injures herself in the process; it she calls 911 on you, you're ass is getting locked up for negligence and domestic violence.

secondly, this sounds like an overall toxic relationship. Assuming you have a puny little ounce of reason in your brain, and leave. Leave the relationship you aren't even happy to be in, before this woman pisses you off to the point you do something stupid and will regret. You seem to have a stable job, so it's not that hard to leave and find a woman that isn't as stupid.

Shit man, I dont agree with everything you said, but at least you aren't spewing garbage. Sounds like you have a plan and good on you. Hopefully your gf will start to be more understanding and if not, enjoy grabbing beers with your trucker buddies and a fat wallet.