So I live w/ my gf & her kid. They have a dog. I cannot fucking stand dogs, and I especially don't like this mutt.
Among the many irritating-as-fuck habits these two morons have towards the 4-legged smelly shit machine loose fur generator, towards the top of the list is this OCD thing of putting dirty/used plates, cookware & utensils, to include a tabletop griddle, in the MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR for the fucking dog to "lick clean". Never mind that it teaches the dog that it's ok for it to eat human food, they just fucking LEAVE it there!!! I can't count how many times I've tripped over shit in that goddamn kitchen.
Many is the time I've tried to get them to stop doing this. Appeals to logic, threats, begging & pleading, none of it works. They will continue to do this indefinitely, and nothing I say is going to get them to stop.
Well, tonight is the last straw. GF put the griddle in the middle of the kitchen floor again & left it, as usual. Five minutes ago I stepped on it, slipped, & fell ass-over-teakettle. In the process I grabbed the freezer door handle & almost yanking it off the refrigerator frame. So in a fit of desperate anger, I took the griddle & placed it on the floor directly in front of gf's bedroom (I've been sleeping in the LR for the last 2yrs by my choice for a variety of reasons, including being unhappy in the relationship).
I figure, since she cares more about her twisted ideas about that stupid dog than she does me & doesn't seem to appreciate the danger of stepping on shit in the middle of the floor, I'm gonna let her experience it herself. I'm also going to tell her from now on any dishes I see in the middle of the floor are going in front of her bedroom door. I'm sure she's gonna pull her usual shit to try to tell me I'm wrong & I gotta do shit her way, but FFS Yea Forums I'm at my wits end.
inb4 "OP has no soul/cannot be trusted". Fuck you. BT,DT. Dogs suck & bad dog owners swallow. Keep your mutts away from me & we won't have any problems