69 wins this puppy

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA SO CLOSE!!!!!!

But that's a cat...

*Incoherent screaming*

AAAHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME THE PUPPER AAAAHAHAHHAHÀHHAHSNMSKXMXMM

woah that's a weird puppy

ILL FUCKING KILL YOU GIVE IT TO ME

pupper get!

ILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
GIVE.
ME.
THE PUPPER.

NOW MOTHER FUCKER. NOW.

IM NOT FUCKING AROUND ASSHOLE

Rollin

YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WILL BURN

Ok

Puppy get

My pupper

I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND YOU WILL WATCH AS THEY BURN

At least I got trips

69GET

GIVE IT TO ME AND YOU WILL LIVE

I tire of this game OP. How you dangle pupper like carrot in front of donkey.
Your methods are cruel, therefore my revenge in you will be long and torturous

Mine. Good pupper.

I didn't get 69

First I will rip your fingernails off one by one and keep them in jar

is pupper still available?

Then the ears. They go in same jar

its off to the pound for you boi

Next your tiny manhood. That you will eat.

reroll

Next I begin skinning process. I will take my time. Lay all strips out for you like trophies

You want this or you give me pupper HM?

Can you wait until this is done to start with all that? I have a pupper to win.

Please don't make me get knife. We both know this ends with me and pupper leaving together, so why not just give him to me now. Spare your pain.

srsly though capybaras are super chill. they'd probably make a really cool pet

WHO ARE YOU. NO ONE. I WILL START WITH YOU FIRST.
NO HUMAN WILL STAND BETWEEN ME AND PUPPER.

Fuck it, I'm going to go look through the fat girl thread and find something to fap to.

ARE YOU READY TO MEET GOD.
THERE IS NO GOD. ONLY ME AND PUPPER

Jew

Yikes.

>gets 69

Bruh

Yeah, I have a problem. I also won this fake capybara, so I've got that going for me at least.

Roll.