Do you not fear death?

Make it quick, boss I'm too much of a pussy to do it myself after fucking up the helium tank trick

I don’t fear death, but what comes after. Gods judgement awaits us all at the gates of Heaven. I only hope that I’ve lead a good life and I haven’t disappointed our Father. I fear the Lord and his flaming sword of righteousness.

No fear

>yodaquote

You really think that's going to happen? Damn, man...

no integrity

nobody really fears death. We fear the pain and loneliness before it

Why would God create us with our imperfections and then punish/reward us? I think that’s a little insulting to
God also isn’t it? Claiming to know how he works? If you know how he works and why, shouldn’t he just hand the throne over to you?

I fear no fate

Three dubs in a row :O

i’d rather not be alive but i’m too much of a pussy to end it

Which is still fearing death. This isn't hard...

shit

No problem with the reaper

not really

Meh fuck it

women fear death more than men do. Death removes them from their material belongings

Yeah, really..

no not really

fuck

Always willing to give this a try.

so close, but reroll

why fear a certainty?

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GIVE ME PEACE!

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Oh, I don't know - maybe because what happens, if anything, is completely unknown?

Test.

me die

pls kill

push me to the edge all my friends are dead

Roll

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me first cunt

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come on please give me death

SUCK MY ASS YEEHAW

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>extremely low risk Russian roulette.
Increase the odds

Almost 11:00 pm and still 80 degrees. Fucking summer sucks. Sorry, needed to vent.

HNNNGGGG!

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Aaaa fuck it

all other numbers have to live forever

any other combination ending in 6 other than 36 has to live in san francisco forever

please

Gibs.

Not particularly, though I'd rather later than sooner.

Roll

Ray

Roll

i guess its not meant to be...

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You fear sleep?

i fear getting into an elevator with some of the mentally retarded

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Rolling for 36

roll

Rollllll

roll

not today

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I'm gonna keep rolling

rolling

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Not especially, no. I'm rather ambivalent about it.

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rolling for death

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I have almost died 3 times. 2 were from suicide attempts. So no not really people kept stopping me or calling cops to stop me

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Absolutely not. I love sleep, especially dreaming. I know you're trying to equate death with sleep, but once again, nobody knows. That's not going to change. All you or anyone else is doing is simply guessing, and that doesn't count.

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enjoy your HIV needle ridden streets

I'm gonna live forever.

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this guys opinion matters the least in this entire thread

happens to everyone at some point.

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So of course you didn't make sure that nobody knew what you were attempting. You're full of shit.

fuck off try me

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Well, no.

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Roll,

this thread is fucking cursed. Were gonna live forever. Were gonna live long enough for india to land on the moon. Were gonna fucking live long enough for no mans sky to be remembered well.

i don't like this

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First one I was hanging from a rafter in my attic and the cops busted in because they got a tip from my ex wife that i was suicidal.

Other time took 45 ativan and half a bottle of vodka and was walking down a highway so got taken to hospital

You sound stupid to me.

Yes

ded

this is an image board with no sound. Turn the democratic debate off in your other tabs

I am, undieable...

That's your inner monologue

Yeah, you'll go completely unnoticed on a highway.

i dare you to kill me i will haunt your ass

the answer to all of life's problems

that was close

sweet release

death is better then the anxiety I have. roll.

I mean, we are all gonna die, so this post is pointless.

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please satan take me

Fucking do it

maybe stop demanding attention for once

Fucks sake satan, you had one job.

reroll

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Sure

Ooh, how edgy.

You going to do the semantics bullshit? Everyone knows what I meant. Actually, you also sound stupid.

nobody cares about what you meant

not sure where this is coming from

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What does knowing we'regoing to die have to do with how we feel about dying?

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reroll. take me daddy satan

I was walking home lol I was on full retard mode could barely walk or function wasnt like an interstate just a country highway

Kill me please

Then why did you reply, asshole?

basically using made up diseases like "anxiety" to waste other peoples time.

because i'm an asshole

duh

Fucks sake satan, is hell really that full? or am i too nice ;)

dont know how to kms but i hope death comes anyway.

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death won't cum he's just breathing hard.

reroll
pls i want to die

Roll

just take me

You are already dead, this is hell.

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You could have take the Ativan in hiding where no one would find you. Face it, you wanted to get caught.

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INSANE MOTORCYCLE HIGH SPEED LANE SPLITTING.
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INSANE!!!!!! LANE SPLITTING CBR 1000RR
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I wasnt trying to die that time was just upset and had a high tolerance to both and just almost overdosed

The other time tho ya I wanted to get found or I would have said nothing about it

Omae wa mou shindeiru

reap me

>i just wanted the attention from family

fix'd

bunch of alive people in this thread

the fuck makes you think were happy about it

Whatever gets you off bro lol

death is welcome into my home

are you sure you're willing to let it be about someone else for once?

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By all means and it was more the attention of my now ex wife than anything she was leaving me at that point

nobody gives a fuck

Long way to go for very little...

YES

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needs more Cave of the Past from Earthbound
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re roll to get death into bed with me so i pass in my sleep without doing any work

put me down baby

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A pretty damn educated guess. 99%. There are explationations to how we live, how we function, blood and bones, animals, biology. A deep nights sleep you won't know/feel anything about. Any sense of time passed or anything at all. Death = forever that. Logical

damn it

rollin

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Roll

well boys guess we aren't allowed to die wish i could tell all of the people who told me to burn in hell this

Rollie pollies

Great, so Indians will be shitting on the moon.

the moon doesn't need any tech support

glad to see everyone is okay

why not

you did this you bastard why won't you let anyone in this thread die

I don’t understand you religious people. Why do all of you feel entitled to an afterlife? Seriously. Even if there is a deity out there, doesn’t mean there’s going to be an afterlife. What if there is a god but you still did an atheist death? What if this “afterlife” is only for certain life forms in the universe and we aren’t among them? Or all living things for an atheist death but there still is a god. You guys are so entitled, thinking a god (should one exist) should bestow you with an immortal afterlife. So entitled..

What is going on in this thread?

I agree. This is a viable explanation, but as you've said, there's that nagging 1% we don't know.

why must i suffer

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user, HE doesn't want to see anyone die today, not by his hands at least

We're trading recipes...

give me my sweet release

go mow the fucking lawn before your step dad hits you again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 billion people have already tried it, what's to fear?

also my mother has yet to die in her sleep, so rollan

Cuz your parents thought it was a great idea to bring you into this fucked up place.

I'd eat that

Lol! So triggered

36 get

Nope check my sick ass 37 tho

i sure hope there's no reroll limit

2019 is close in the cool zone

roooll

GIBS

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Roll

no one has gotten a 36 yet how odd

Nothing to lose

Roll

fuck so close

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Desu

Hello darkness my old friend

finish me off with a thick 36

I've done alright, so rollin'.

vem ar du?

Roll

I am god

36

OK but for each evasion I get what I want.

Roll

>Missed it by two
Missed me

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Come get me

:)

Fuck beaners

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there better not be any of those gay lauras in this thread

If I can't be the little girl, then I welcome the sweet release of death

Y

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Die

Please

But Amos 5:6 kjv seek me and live

Quit pissing around on 4 chan, Grim. You has werk to do.

Roll

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quit spamming no one wants to join your server

I do not

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I mean we all do eventually, no matter how hard we try not to. All the more reason to make our time worth something.

reroll

reroll

OOOOOOOOOOORAH MARINES, TIME TO DIE!!

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no fear

reroll

FUCK YOU

nice try kindness of the human spirit you can't stop us from wanting what we want.

Not it

youtube.com/watch?v=HLelxlmkMrQ

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Fuck you I got trips nigger

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no use in delaying the inevitable come here 36

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he was right

Everyone fears death, especially those who say they don't.

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I'm counting on reincarnation with some sort of waiting room between lives. I just think of the absolute odds of me existing here and now and the countless cases of people vividly recalling past lives or kids telling us about choosing their parents before being born. Sure, it's possible I exist purely by chance and the people telling these stories are total nutjobs but I've thought about this a lot and, while I can't say it with $100 certainty, it just seems likely that we've all been here before and we'll get another go in some way after we're done with these lives.
>But to answer the question, yes, I have my doubts sometimes and generally I try not to think about there being nothing after death because the idea sucks and it scares me.

did you get that from your nuruto cartoon?

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Accepting death is liberating.

who's going to end this race and get 36

poopeepeeniss

Me.

fuck it.

i DON'T want to go. Not right now

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Rolling for sweet sweet death

I used too. But after 15+ years in comsint. I welcome it.

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well keep rollin then

rool'n

Long ago I realized that most people are full of shit. Humans are a devious lot.

ok johnny fedorawitz

read many lives many masters if you haven't. its a super short easy read but really good.

Definitely from your anime you weeb

Rollin

lol fedorawitz.

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Can't argue with that. After all, we don't know much for 100% certainty.

come on 36

I will. Just you wait. The get is coming.

No, from real life.

36
36
36
36

i hope so good luck to you

I'm indifferent at this point

I'm not rolling for 36

That's what pisses me off the most in this existence, we know so very little.

No

at this point i don't even care who gets the 36 it just needs to appear soon

Nobody lives forever men!

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adios niggers

Just gotta charge my mana. It's coming.

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come here 36 come into my basement

Pssssh I ain't scared

please please please

36 it is time

Rolling.

Don't we all die? The pic doesn't say when.

5 more rolls from me

4 more rolls

3 more

2

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Right. And last time I checked, we can’t outlive our dead brain and lack of blood circulation, so...

1 looks like im outta rolls for a few

"My name is Hadji"
"How can I give you most excellent service?"

Damn. Dodged a bullet there!

please windows i don't have a virus

fuck off

nah.

digit will end in 36

But, but, but, Heyzeus is coming soon.

Please...

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Please

it's time again

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more rolls

I’ll livestream it

i

I've been having heart issues.
Last week I took too treadmill tests.
The first one, something came up with my EKG.
That prompted them to order a second one with imaging.
Did the second one, an they too imagining of my heart pumping blood.

Tomorrow morning I go see the heart dr.
I saw what my dad had gone thru with his bypass surgery. I dont think that I have it in me to face that.

I am absolutely terrified about what may be happening.
Above that I fear death....I fear oblivion.

One day you are here, the next, blacked out.

I would like to believe in an afterlife, but my faith isnt that strong.

I feel like I'm fucked in more ways than one.

just want

283 posts, 128 ips
too many suicidal people

a 36

This.

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not enough we need more to get the first 36 of the thread

I take it you're a minimalist

i never fear death for death is the greatest adventure

if it's going to happen anyways, whats the point of being scared? die today, 40 years from now, 80 years from now whats the difference?

just trying to get a 36 read the rest

Please

Oh

36 time is near

Not today.

Not today Statan

Otay!

Roll for Azrael

"Ow!"

many posts till we get the first 36 i estimate at least 10

not today

It's time to die

Because no one truly knows what happens after death. That's a pretty damn good reason to be scared.

but it looks like it might be more

don't fear the reaper baby...

307 posts and no 36 yet impressive

is tonight the night?

dubs and OP sticks his dick in a mousetrap

possibly

this has to be some white knight mod stuff. they don't want anyone to really anhero.

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done charging yet

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sorry no 36 roll again?

damn you god where is 36

alright, rerollin

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is it 36 time yet

Looks like god hates you.

no dice roll again?

so close

final roll

not just me everyone in this thread who wants a 36

damn too bad

Damn breh... so close.

i have seen 3 35s and 0 36s whats the deal

36 time is nigh

guess not

wrong

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nvm

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i need this 36 so i can fall asleep

and hopefully not wake back up

come on 36

if you thought 13 was an unlucky number get ready for this thread

roll

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