Ask a man who literally cannot have sex anything

Ask a man who literally cannot have sex anything.

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why are you gey

why can't you have sex?

I'm not.

I have a near anxiety attack every time I try. I'm completely undesirable on top of that and I'm too lazy to make myself better.

I've already tried a hooker but I literally could not even get it to a half-chub. On top of that I think I have a genuine porn and masturbation addiction.

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>I've already tried a hooker but I literally could not even get it to a half-chub. On top of that I think I have a genuine porn and masturbation addiction.
so pull out your phone and look at some porn, then stick the p in the v

I get to self-concious and I just end up giving up. It's extremely hard to even do that because I am into downright degenerate shit and I don't like anyone else knowing what I'm into.

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> get another hooker
> Drill dick size hole in door or wall whatever
> Put hooker on other side
> Tape your stupid fucking sonic bat on the wall
> Now you fuck bat and have sex

just go for the most generic thing that can get you hard, also what the fuck does it matter, it's a hooker and chances are a guy has asked her for more fucked up stuff.

why don't you try drunk or high

I'm only 5 and half inches long so that'd be like half my shaft not getting anything.

That's true but I never said my self-consciousness and insecurities were logical.

Getting drunk gives me whiskey limp dick and I don't like being high because I become extremely paranoid and aware of my faults.

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i mean of course they aren't generally logical, but you should be able to use logic to cool them a bit.

Why not get hooker to suck you off while you cover your face

I used to be just like you. Sex is like anything, it takes practice. Just tell a girl you want to practice fucking her and she'll be turned on, she won't talk shit because you're basically a virgin. It'll be alright.

There's plenty of women who are also basically undesirable. Get yourself a match and practice

Pay for an hour with a hooker, get her to tie you up, ballgag and blindfold you. That way there's no running away.

Also if you're that anxious about physical contact it sounds like you have some major issues in your regular life socializing. Learn to talk to girls. Not in a sexual way. Just talking about anything and everything.

Also maybe start out with just paying a hooker for a cuddle, then step up to basic kissing then move on to more.

The glory hole is also a good idea. You're making up BS excuses. A lot of these suggestions could work if you stop being such a bitch about it. You would easily use very thin plywood, or even just hang a piece of cloth in a doorway.

I talk to girls on a daily, I have to due to my job. The problem isn't socialization it's just that I don't think I can perform at all. That coupled with my porn addiction and I don't feel like I could get very far even if I did the plywood suggestion.

I've already tried taking it slow and it's really just a waste of time and money. I can't really feel anything when I'm cuddling or kissing a whore, I have not emotion and I just want to fuck but I can't.

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>I don't feel like
that's the anxiety talking.
You literally can. There is NOTHING stopping you other than yourself.

chris chan!

Sex is in the brain

So the only reason you cant have sex is you cant stop fapping
So you getting to having sex is easy: stop fapping

You ever experience that feeling when you're jerking off and you start to feel like you're going to pass out and can barely keep your eyes open. And then you stop jerking and you feel wide awake again?

That sounds like a heart attack my dude.

It's just the idea of literally separating myself with from the person with a physical object sounds absolutely hilarious and ridiculous and I don't imagine I could even attempt to get hard in that scenario. That's less of anxiety and more along the lines of hilarity.

That's not as easy as it sounds considering I cannot go to sleep without rubbing one at at this point.

>That's less of anxiety and more along the lines of hilarity.
Sure buddy

Who says i'm gay?

Dude if this is true, see a therapist.

>See a cuck trainer so that I can turn myself into a cuck.
No.

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Even I was able to hook up with a fat chick for a year or two, spaghetti pockets and everything. Turned out she was a nympho, has 4 kids last time I checked.

ok. enjoy celibacy,

>That sounds like a heart attack my dude.
wtf, cant be!? It happens every time I whack and I'm not obese.

I cannot date a fat chick honestly. They disgust me beyond any sort of attraction.

Rather be an incel than a cuck.

Well it could just be the dopamine rush then.

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