Can we get a hooker/escort/prostitution thread going...

I got blown with a condom at the ritz Houston i got dick cheese and my dick smells

as a man that has been with 56 prostitues over the last 9 years id have to say its kinda over rated. unless you cant get a girl the normal way, liike me, then dont pay for whores. it really makes you feel like shit till you accept that your just a looser that has to pay/ occasionally the nutting is good though

one of the whores i was with at a brothel i bumped into the next day at the mall while i was with my friends. she ran up and hugged me invited me to get a drink with her and her friends. i wasnt 21 yet so couldnt go, she then said " well you know where ill be tonight"

If u are going to do it do it right. Get a pro. I’ve been with a few pornstars and they blow the amateur girls out of the water. Worth the extra money

went to an asian massage place, didnt even get my weewee diddled, feels bad

if its not open 24 hours or atleast till 2 am its probably not a brothel

If you're not a virgin, go for it. If you're a virgin it'll probably fuck you up when the inevitable first time disappointment sets in.

maybe it aint, but it was a seedy looking place and they had table showers too... I probably was just a tard and did it wong. i just got a regular massage and tipped alot lol

It’s a slippery slope. You can get the sex you want for the price of one decent regular date. It’s fun at first especially if you are in a provider rich area like Dallas or Houston. After a while it’s just empty and transactional.

It's not worth the AIDS

you gotta go in there with confidence and make it known you are cool. I always strip immediately and have my dong hanging out and I always mention how good everything feels and make sure to get hard

I pay $180 to fuck this petite asian milf bareback up the ass mouth and pussy and cum inside for an hour at her place. I pay $25/ month for truvada so I'm safer with prostitutes who are cheaper and more dangerous. I have plenty of prostitute experiences so you tell me what you want to read about op
>hos abroad
>various many races
>hot chicks
>really ugly fat chicks
>iffy rape situation
>getting robbed
>girls off the street
>girls off the internet
>girls who are inexperienced with anal
>no condom
>brothels
>std

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aight, i'm guessin i gotta get the shower table to get a happy ending?

whats the best site to use? I haven't mongered since backpage was still being used.

>iffy rape situation
please this one

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yeah take it if its being offered, always. Don't be shy about it, thats really the main thing. I've been to places for the first time and acted like ive been there before and have never not gotten my business handled

Fuck a fat female friend. She will appreciate it, risk for disease is low, and frankly she will feel better in the dark than you would think.

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I also want to know this.

I've been to Mustang Ranch a few times as well. Some of those girls are amazing.

thanks bro, last time i was super nervous and that probably paid a part in it haha, the lady told me to come back tho and maybe i should haha

just fucked a street hooker
couldn't come, she was kinda nasty
hope I didn't get an std
what I enjoyed the most was groping
could say I fucked her because I didn't want to make her feel bad
tell about no condom and stds

I want to buy a toy to play with for an hour.
A woman wants to lease me her body for an hour.
Got nothing to do with my ability to get pussy for 'free'.
Except none of you get it for 'free'.
I'd think a couple hundred is cheaper than what comes with it the other way
Nothing to do with my ability to get laid.

It's really not worth it. I don't really need to explain to you why it's just seriously not worth it.

USAsexguide. Just find your city and read the forums. Sometimes you will find good links to ok cites like: backpage.com.newyork.listcrawler.com., or there may be members posting and sharing. There's other sites, and this one is getting worse by the day anyway. The internet is shit for whores ever since Trump fucked us as far as I can tell.
>petite ho is inexperienced with anal
>her only experience was a past bf who rammed it in no lube
>he must have been small since her butthole looked pretty perfect and tight and unused
>convince her to do anal
>act like i'll play nice
>she face down prone
>put a tiny bit of lube on my cock
>slowly push in until I'm balls deep
>position so I have optimal thrusting angle and I'm holding her down
>she has no idea what's about to happen
>immediately start slamming her asshole super hard
The butthole has a natural reaction when it wants to get rid of a big cock. It tightens up really hard, recedes into itself up the colon, and pushes to try to expel the dick. But I was prepared for this, so it doesn't get me all the way out. The head of my penis, which is really big since I'm circumcised, manages to stay inside
>reposition quickly so Im balls deep again and further up her ass
>start slamming hard and fast again
>shes crying saying ouch
>no mercy just moan loud so she probly thinks I can't hear her
>smell poop, don't care
>finally cum but keep going
>pull out and there's blood and liquid poop streaks on my dick
>wash off
>don't tip
>leave
>see her new ads on the whore websites
>she has hemorrhoids and now offers anal
>feels good to know I broke her
most rew bitches I fucked were fat and ugly, but some are really hot. I don't care since the feeling of raw holes is worth the ugly visuals, and cumming inside is good. One time I caught chlamydia from the girl above a fat chick or a milf from a brothel in TJ. It didnt hurt barely itched smell discharge but I took a pill and it went away overnight

It's not like those Backpage hookers just all hung up their high heels..

There's gotta be some where the market moved.. Nothing reliable online, the old streetwalker zones are as dead as the height of the Backpage days. What fucking gives?

I'm still friends with an exgirlfriend/whore (I know, bad idea, but she's honest to God a special ed true sweetheart and I help her out still today. Got her on disability and she's at least got her own place now.). And she told me her old friends still grind it out at bars and such, but she doesn't know where..

What gives?

Trying to talk pic related into earning some cash.

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