ITT: We list our achievements so far

ITT: We list our achievements so far

>College
>Car
>Girlfriend
>Friends
>Fit

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>job
>engaged
>attractive

Thaaaats about it

> Browsing Yea Forums

That's all

>ITT things 99% of the adult population have
How are any of these are achievements.

A lot of people dont have these things sadly.

Some are ugly jobless and alone

sweet cringe thread you've got going on here

Stop bragging about your accomplishments. You are making me feel like a fucking loser.

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You are severely overestimating 99% of the adult population

Don't let it make you feel like a loser, use it as fuel for your own aspirations

Time to kill myself. Thanks for bragging, you idiots.
I hope you are happy.

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Why do you feel the need to brag? I fucking hate it when people do that.

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I am fucking pissed right now.

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Someone explain this to me.
Why do people brag?
Do you do it just to piss people off?
Well guess what?
It's working.

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Working towards PhD? Also moved in with my girlfriend

>friends, ignore most
>gf
>money comes from personal business
>constant drinking to see some level of happiness in any of my accomplishments
>difficult to do so, so I'm here on Yea Forums with everyone else

Someone please explain this. I can't take it anymore.

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I fucking hate people who brag. I hope they die!

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>live in mom’s garage
>vidya 24/7
>borrow her car daily
>use her debit card daily
>different girl every weekend
>beer and weed on the regular

OP Here, I should mention I just turned 20 so I may be a bit behind the curve at this point. A lot of my friends have good paying jobs and have moved out of their parents' house at this point.

I am going to die a NEET loser in my mom's basement.
Fuck my life.

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Then do the same faggot
No excuses
The standard is the same for everyone
Either become like you x worse or become like them
Do it for yourself to not be some fat neet shut in
(The bad kind not the "I make millions of dollars and whatnot" type)

I'm trying. How the fuck do you get more confident that easily?

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I want to be just like this guy.
He is FULL of confidence!

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> my first 7 figure year

I sure hope you guys aren't fucking ignoring me!
I need help!

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Please!

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>Married to Brazilian PAWG
>College grad
>Software engineer role
>Car
>Friends
>Immigrated from England to USA

I am, i'm working on my degree and exercising daily. I've made plans with my girlfriend and a few of our friends to find a place to live by the end of the year, and I'm volunteering in places that will help me land my dream job.

>Married
How is that court rape going to work for you?
I have a bias towards marriage and I'm talking out of my ass either way

You guys are fucking dicks.

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Join this discord so we can have a talk homie
Tghg67

>PAWG
>brazilian

wut

At least you're already one step forward
It could be worse
Count your blessings and don't allow yourself to be put in a position of helplessness
Life will fuck with you but don't make it any harder for yourself

Yeah, keep bragging!
I'm going to keep complaining!

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Is (this ethnicity) but has a white appearance

>College 4yr degree.
>Car, minivan. Both paid off.
>House, 4bd 2bath, paid off.
>Own 12 acre lot, paid off and ready to be developed.
>Kids, son and two daughters.
>Starred in old indie comedy horror movie.
>BG actor in major motion picture.
>Saw myself in network tv show as background actor.
>Vested in pension.

Sounds great, but mostly normal and still the daily struggle.

>lots of girlfriends
>make over 100k
>have sex a lot with different girls
>nice car
>nice house
>no kids

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Fucking retards.

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>Brazilian PAWG
I don't think you know what PAWG stands for
Please do your research before posting again

HELLO?
I NEED ATTENTION!

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WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?

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>College
>Job
>Car
>Girlfriend
>House

Missing friends, fit, and self-esteem

How fucking stupid are you?

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For the anons who think they dont have any achievements!

Plenty of white people from Brazil you fucking sperg

Y'all are retarded
There exists people who look like our definition of white but they are from completely different countries
Question for this user
How do make that amount of money? How do fuck women?

chat.whatsapp.com/invite/Hisu8s3B9ncAYgVkndKExO JOIN NOW FAGGOT

I mean, you guys seem pretty successful.
What's the secret?
How do I stop being a loser?

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Wow!
You are that chick who works at that Japanese Restaurant!
We talked the other day!
How are you doing?

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All those posts were me, by the way.

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>Wife or girlfriend?

Wife.

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Yep that be me!
But I'll be heading out in a bit

Confidence, and an entrepreneurial spirit. If you want something, go for it. Even if you fail, you'll learn.

so in other words you're a good liar op?

>boss at prestigious career
>wife is looking better and better as the years go by, recently went from b- cup to heavy c, plus grew ass without belly
>kids are gifted, one was voted into student council
>motorcycle for my 35th birthday, I can ride like a mf
>100k in checking + investment accounts
>pension retirement plan
>toys: guns, 3d printer, ps4, switch, projector with 120" screen, premium theater sound,
>attractive, have had multiple mff threeways,
>wife is housewife, haven't touched a dishwasher since 2005
>live on a hundred acres included for job, access to river with fishing
>high iq + low empathy = success

>born
>alive
>can make minute rice in 58 seconds

>survived a murder attempt

i miss thinking this shit was important.

I sure hope we can talk later.
Your advice is very helpful.

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As a black man I just fucked a blue eyed devil with a fat ass monkey up the ass and came. We ate ice cream after.

didnt kill myself yet

MD, MsC, notorcycle, friends. Fiance was crazy so that's that

Stop lurking and tell us what your problem is, anons.
Don't by shy.

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Nothing really.

so youve achieved literally nothing

fuck off fuckboi

Come on! Let it out!

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Are you happy with her being a housewife?

I feel like I'm the only one talking to myself.
I'm like a fucking ghost.

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thats entry level you fucking pleb

This is ridiculous.

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>1. uh...
Shit, bro, you got me. I got quints once and I'm pretty good at Super Smash Bros. now that I'm taking my meds so I guess that's nice.

> Checked

You guys rode the short bus together, didn't you?

What are you "successful" people doing on this website?
Go away! You obviously don't belong here!

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say something worth responding to then. this pity party is getting annoying.

I don't know.
I like all the drama.

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You are still on /b? I don’t believe you

She cooks, cleans, drives the kids to all their activities, goes to get her nails and hair done for me, fucks whenever we get a moment, backs me up so I can climb at work.

Yeah user, this is truly the only way. 8 years ago I made just over 40k, now I make 100k and she gets all the nice things that go with that. She gets so much freedom out of our arrangement and I do too.

PITY ME! MOTHERFUCKERS!
You're here to brag? While I'm here to pity!

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>Please do your research before posting again
Heed your own advice, if you did, then you'd know there are white people in Brazil.
How's it taste? How's it taste to be this retarded?

Gonna need pics of PAWG wife

To be honest I came for the fappening and never left because I enjoy being able to troll and anonymously say whatever the fuck I want. Can't do that shit on Facebook anymore

Ok, I got something for you to respond to.
Check this out.
Please explain this to me.

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>longterm boyfriend (6 years)
>retty good job
>car
>college
>fair amount saved up for rainy days
>beat depression
>beat drug addiction
>beat alcohol addiction
>physically healthy

Engineering degree. Life was going great. Bottom fell out of industry in 2001. Got a class 1A licence in 2015 and tomorrow start a job to get steady and good paycheck s.

Successful people can feel just as empty as NEETs. We just aren't as obvious about it.
Why do you think we brag about what we have done? So people will notice and take interest in us, stroke our egos (among other things).

I listed my accomplishments in but I have been in my home when everyone is home and still felt alone because it's nothing special to them and they ignore me unless they need something. It's worse now that I have messed up financially.

I can come here and lurk or interact. There's always a game to play, or something to read or look at. Not just Yea Forums, mind you, but all of Yea Forums.

EVERYONE PAY FUCKING ATTENTION TO THIS!
I need an answer.

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>college dropout
>car lent to me by brother
>only had 1 girlfriend
>some friends
>out of shape
>fry cook making minimum wage
>turning 30

Printing on my 3d printer as we speak

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>

You changed my point of view. Thank you.

Got into med school

I need to stop looking at these threads.
They make me realize how much of a loser I am.

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People want to brag because it is fun to shove winning in loser's faces.

No problem bro

This. I used to feel bad for myself and thought I was shit. Then I realised I've actually accomplished a fair amount for an average autist, and felt a surge of pride. Helped me overcome my depression, that. Not comparing myself to Alxander the Great and ya know, Winston Churchill helped too.

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EXACTLY!
FUCKING DICKS!
AAARRRGGGHGH!!!!

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Cry more, why don't you. Surely it'll help you overcome your insecurities and failures.

>almost done with exams (but have a (not wagecuck) job)
>golf mk3
>one night stands generally
>a lot
>have abs

I will use it as fuel.

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That's the Spirit

>Vet tech working under scholarship (make $39k/yr with tuition paid for and a guaranteed job once I complete my education)
>Fit
>Car
>Have talked myself out of suicide multiple times over the last few months

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this motherfucker gets it now

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ERROR: achevment can't be null

>highschool
>sell weed instead of finishing
>labor work
>teamlead
>project lead (by bluff)
>start own company
>house
>car
>bike
>boat
>bankruptcy and some more, lose all
>homeless (shortly)
>labor
>save money
>start company
>earn shitload first year
>sell company for enormous profit
>house
>car
>wife
>kid
>buy 24 used (no older than 3yrs) cars
>start rent-a-used-car business
>other kid on the way
>business goes extremely well
>hire mechanic
>hire manager
>hire desk worker
>only go to office when absolutely needed

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>Finished college
>Finished law school
>Have own apartment
>Have own car, paid off
>Good job, great benefits

Things I'm working on:
>Gotta get fit again. Let myself get overweight and weak
>Been single for too long
>Working on saving up for a house

I ain't hitting home runs but at least I'm in the game.

Why would I do that?

I love Yea Forums. This is where it's at.
No fucking rules!
I'll can fucking dump porn if I wanted to.

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Guys I'm thinking about getting a leather jacket. Am I going to look like a faggot? Anyone have any leather jacket experience?

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I do.
A couple rules I've set for myself:
Don't wear it when it's too hot.
If you don't ride a motorcycle, put on a light hoodie underneath it to accent it. (It will look nicer)
NEVER WEAR A SKULL SHIRT WITH THE COAT
Be thin (fat dudes in leather look like neckbeard faggots)
Your demeanor has to match your attire, don't try to be a badass, but don't be an uptight pussy either. Just be cool.

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this but I also live in mexico...so yeah

Holy smokes... Sense? On Yea Forums? Now I've seen it all.

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College
University
Girlfriend
Criminal record

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>Job
>Wife
>Degree
>Back into being fit
>No longer drinking heavily everyday

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If you are into skinnier women, Kiera Winters takes the cake.

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Remember when i said ?
Yeah my wife's tits now look like this. I'm like holy shit I'm the luckiest man in the world. To get the wife that only gets fat tits and ass.

I wasn't even paying attention to the thread.
I was dumping porn the whole time. I hope you like it!

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You do you bro

Everyone look at her eyes for a minute.
i have NEVER seen anyone with eyes like that.
She has fucking blue and brown eyes mixed together.
What the fuck?

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Are you guys fucking paying attention to this?

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Hazel/10

>achievements so far
>30
>Iraq war Army veteran
>CDL
>10 different crane certifications

Detriments
>alcoholic
>fat

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Yeah.
This is MY thread now.
if you are going to FUCKING BRAG this is what's going to happen.
Fuck you!

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I am so fucking pissed.

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OJ + whiskey = tha bomb amirite?

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based

whiskey and ginger ale is by far better.

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Just fucking shut up!

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Look at this
This is Aletta Ocean before she had surgery.
Get ready with what's to follow...

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Shh

WHAT THE FUCK?!

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>job
>2 cars
>house
>getting married next month
>traveled to half the states and another country
>high school
>phlebotomy certification
>have fucked over 50 girls in my life
>massive nudes folder from people I know

im 21

>26
>gf with big ass nice tits
>shitty trade school degree
>graduated high school
>in college again
negatives
>live with mom
>no job or motivation to get one
>spend all money on weed
I kinda like it tbh, I need to break the no job funk to keep gf though

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WHY THE FUCK DID SHE GET SURGERY?
She looked fine.

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To sum up the frustration of a generation. Assviolence and poopmouth.

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Dude, drop the weed. In the long run it is totally a motivation killer

>PhD
>Jag
>Wife of 29 years
>2 sons + 2 daughters
>Tutor at Wolfson college in Cambridge
>Published
>£100k+ 12 weeks paid holiday
>Have bagged every Munro
>Speak 4 languages

Sadly for you losers, it's all true.

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AAARRRGGGHGHGH!!!!!

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Not true! My sister has been smoking since she was a teenager and she had her first kid at 16, has no job, a felony, is in her late 30's and still lives at home, had a meth addiction, and abandoned both of her children.

post faculty ID with timestamp or fake

>ITT: We list our achievements so far
>>College
Going to college now. To make new friends tbh.
>>Car
2018 Hyundai elantra
>>Girlfriend
Never had one
>>Friends
None.
>>Fit
Fat.
>> job
Security consultant.
>>engaged
No.
>>attractive
I dont think so.

you can probably fuck her user

we all have our own successes. Mostly.

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What do you tutor and what year? Im a chem natsci at Wolfson

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LARP detected.

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it totally kills motivation true, but im having a hard time dropping it. It'll pan out sooner within 2 years and I should be in at least an apartment by then. Hoping to start using less by then too.

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are your daughters hot??

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I've quit cold turkey and cut down in the past user. The easiest way to stop is to set clear rules that you don't let yourself break. Mine was I was only allowed to smoke Friday and Saturday night. The biggest thing is influences. If you hang out with stoners, you're going to be a stoner. Has anyone ever told you that you become a blend of the 5 people you hang out with most. Watch who those people are bro.

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this is fire

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I don't drink beer much, drink a lot of Chardonnay, and Jack Daniels straight.

my home is 45 min from the Jack Daniel distillery, pretty neat.

Only thing I drink with OJ is Everclear.

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Life.

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I like Jack straight. It's just my buddy turned me on to whiskey and oj and I've been drinking it this way ever since, maybe 2 years. Love this shit!

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Fuck yeah! If only you could get a hotter chick tho

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Nah I'm pretty happy with this one.

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Filipino? Well, I guess you can afford to wax her mustache.

How popular is this website, really?

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Something like 250,000 unique users per day, mostly lurkers

> college
> car
> asian girlfriend
> racist Yea Forumstard friends
> trap
cry more fags

Well, I sure hope the lurkers like the porn i'm dumping.

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>two houses, 1 4b, 1 1b rental
>wife
>side girl for threesomes
>career
>car

Kids are next i suppose

I mean, I could be dumping worse things.

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Sooo like are you some rando? Work for twisties?

I would rather see porn being dumped than seeing people brag.

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>College
>Wife
>House
>Kid

I got laid off today though which does suck, but got about $130k in the bank and job market is good where I'm at so it'll work out

...ohhh so you are autistic. Got it.

Nope.
I just have a few hundred sets of Jayden Jaymes.
I'm just spreading her around here.

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What happened?

Thanks for pointing that out, Einstein.

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>graduated summa cum laude with two degrees
>started my own business
>make six figures
>nice house
>nice car

Still a kissless virgin at 33
Accomplishments don't mean shit

What the fuck is wrong with her?

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Fat? How do you not have women?

>I’m college
>not ugly
>have a job lined up when I graduate

I actually like her a lot. Kinda reminds me of my wife

Hi college

Look at her face. LMAO

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>money
>car
>house
>tall
>chechen fights
>undefeated until this year
>nice?

I could lose a few pounds, but not too bad. I have no idea how to flirt, attract women, date, etc.

She's giving the death stare in this one.

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REALLY?
Post your wife right now!

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LMFAO

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>cheap laptop
>food

Is she shoving the dildo up her ass in this picture? I can't tell.

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Get your priorities straight. Sell your food and get a better laptop.

LMAO

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>Car/House/Wife
>Play in a band I love, released eight albums, toured in Europe and across Canada
>Work in outside sales, make almost a quarter of a million a year
>Solid group of friends

The negatives are as much a part of it as anything else though...

>Surviving long term (26 years and counting) depression
>Survived two suicide attempts earlier in life
>Beat stomach cancer
>Worked through years of parental abuse with therapy and medication

There can be no success without struggle and the greatest struggles can reinforce your willpower to an amazing degree, if you only alter your perspective just a little and see the opportunity that comes from loss.

I told this to my coworker the other day:

Make it a point to be turned down by 3 women a day. I say turned down because that manages your expectations. Go up to the cutest girl in every room and get turned down by her. Smile often and say stupid crap. Practice. Hell, the girls who turn you down will even coach you on your game. Make girls laugh, be confident. Eventually you can smash poon. You also have enough cash to fly women places and crazy shit like that. Buy a nice car, offer to fly them to Vegas for a weekend of excess and throat fucking. Also, stop putting women on the shelf. Your life has proven that you have more value than these random chicks do so start acting like it.

It takes too much effort to exercise.
I'm lazy as fuck

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I know everything about a diet, though.
Low-carb is the best diet, hands down.

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Why can't more women look like her?

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>college
>home
>1 car, 2 SUV, 1 truck
>well paying job 6figs
>motorcycles
>well traveled
I need a boat

You know,
I think I do have autism.
I just don't know about it.

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>college
>car
>house
>engaged
>six figures

I beat all the other sperm

wtf is she doing with her face? LOL
Why does she keep doing that?

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Going way too deep down the rabbit hole on things typically means you are on the spectrum.

Do you just go up to random people and ask them out without knowing anything about them?
What sort of activities do normal people do where they find 3 new women a day to talk to?

Are you actually her? Show pic + timestamp

What do you mean?

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I have fucked 5 girls I met at a gas station. Women are there, talk to them.

I wish I was her!
She looks retarded in this picture, again.

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Being obsessed with this chick. Or collectables or trivia. Owning 27 books on pearl harbor. Those type of things are typical of someone who is autistic

She's spreading her ass cheeks a little bit, here.
Nice.

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How do people get diagnosed with that shit anyway?
What if they just pretend to be retarded?

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Volunteer days like community cleanup is good. Also take an elective at the community college and get to know your fellow students. Go out on the weekends and smile at cute girls at night clubs. If they smile back, go get turned down by them.

I fucking love this picture! Just look how perfect her body is proportioned!

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Image Limit Reached.
I hope you guys enjoyed my porn dump!

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>high school diploma
>liquor store manager, part-time
>live at parents house
>drink beer every day
>no car
>minimum wage even if manager
>pay rent

I hate my fucking life. I haven't had sex in years and have no motivations or aspirations.

Aw crap and I was just about to dump nudes of my wife!

It seems that smartest and dumbest people come to Yea Forums.
What's up with that?

nooo i wouldnt wanna be jobless and alone..
normie thread full of normies. on THIS board? in 2019? shocking

Step 1: stop drinking beer

FUCK!
Maybe next time.

what the fuck is this thread, it smells of fucking reddit

Everyone comes to Yea Forums. Smart, dumb, and a whole lot of average. It's normie central in here now.

I'll tell you as someone who is smart and successful. In any given room there are roughly 0 people I have anything in common with. Talking shit about niggers, laughing at memes, and enjoying the occasional titty is not the worst way to spend the evening.

But I like it way too much.

Are you gay?

married. 2 girls. own 2 houses (both paid). somewhat attractive. wife is a cougar. work from a home office. recently overcame a serious heart condition, and quit booze permanently. Neighbors wife (a solid 8) wants to fuck me. unfortunately my wife wants to fuck another neighbor (caught) so despite having a fairly good situation overall, I tend to get bogged down about that bullshit.

Ok. So you smart people aren't always arrogant cunts, then?

Well, that is the dilemma then isn't it. Would you not trade your beers for success? Because right now you are trading your success for beers.

Sounds like you and your wife just need to have a foursome with your neighbors and get it out of your systems.

That's true. Thanks user

I didn't come here for advice really, but thanks for that point of view.

Not him, but here's the dilemma:
If I have a beer right now, I'm guaranteed to get a beer right now. If I quit drinking beer, there's some possibility that it might make me more successful after a while, but I'm also guaranteed to not get any more beer. Seems like a pretty bad deal.

>beer
you fucking wimps. have something stronger

it's been considered. I'm just not into it. I'm skeptical any woman respects a dude that condones another dick in her for the long term.

What's wrong with drinking beer you absolute faggot?

he recently turned 21 and is a normie nigger. bet he never seized from withdrawals in his life
he probably drinks "hard" every other weekend
fucking normie nigger faggot

There's nothing wrong with it.
Be a man and drink something harder.
More Alcohol = Better

god damn i hate this board now
fuck this cringe thread

It's strange how you can come on here and have a conversation that easily.
You don't even have to leave the house.

You are sooo cool bro! +1

A real man doesn't insult other men for his choice of beverage. Drink what you want, and let others drink what they want.

I like drinking gin & tonics, like 1:1 ratio. But I do love a good beer. I'm not looking to get hammered, just to relax and keep a buzz going. I used to get shit faced every night, I don't want to do that anymore.

upboats to the left

You guys make good points. I'm sorry.

It's ok user, thank you for your apology.

Join this discord... Why the FUCK not???
discordapp.com\invite\mhHPe8D
GO GO GO

-1vi

both the image and bump limit are reached
time to say goodbye

You sound like a massive homo pride fag

Is calling each other faggots part of the board culture?

>Marriage
>Trade School
>Fit
>Newcar.exe
>Child
>House
>Alcoholism
>Depression
>Attemptsuicide.bat
>AA
>OA
>Lifebackontrack
>shitpost on Yea Forums