Hey Yea Forums, I'm trying to be more thoughtful of my husband's sexual needs...

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What do you mean by low sex drive? Does he just not satisfy you or something?

Tits or it didn't happen

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Ok down to business. Why are you low drive? I feel like everyone likes sex. Do you have toys or do anything freaky? Vanilla sex can get boring

Oh he does, very much so, I just don't really see sex as something I wanna do all the time, or it's a hassle. Cos it takes a while for me to get going, even just by myself. It's always been like this for me lol
But with him, it has gotten better, but my drive still isn't as high as I want it to be for him

>he talks about wanting blowjobs all the time
>hey Yea Forums what are some ways that I can please him and make sure he's being satisfied?
Double digit IQ confirmed, please don't breed.

I like this OP

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I do like it when we get going, but starting it just seems like a hassle to me, or I'm tired and don't feel like doing anything. I wanna get out of that and try and help him out, but I feel like the only way to do that is get on something for it, like meds or whatever.
We have toys and we use lube, and we don't do it just missionary (he likes doggy and when I ride him a lot lol), so I think we're fine in that aspect for now.
Its mostly me with the issues

I just wanna have more options than just blowjobs, ya know? I feel like doing that too much would get boring after a while too

Do you have kids or something lmao? That usually kills it

Nope, no kids. We wanna focus on ourselves first for a while. We just got married too.
It's mostly just me and my stupid drive

Youre wrong blowjobs are always good

If blowjobs get boring then boobjobs can work lol

I'm assuming so by the way everyone talks about them lol
I guess I could start with that then of all things

buy a strap on and really pleasure him

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My boobs are too small....

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>didn't even give husband a blowjob
Seriously, don't breed.

He is very protective of is asshole lmao

Just so you know, there is nothing worse than being with a person who doesn't want sex. It's fucking demoralizing, and total bullshit barring medical issues, of course. If your husband gets sick of your shit, and finds sombody else to fuck you better not even say a word. It's your fault entirely. He married you at least 50% because he wanted to fuck you and only you. If you can't even make an effort (yes, most of you women who say you don't want sex are really just fuckin lazy) to try to get off with him you deserve everything coming.

Good luck. Nothing pisses me off more than lazy fucking entitled bitches.

Then just stick with blowjobs. They are never boring if you are willing to deepthroat him

I have before so you cant say I haven't! Lol

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Oof bro

shove a vib up ur ass, turn up to about half way
that should increase your sex drive

>sex is too much of a hassle
>i guess ill give more blowjobs lmao xD

The absolute state of the female brain

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Is it that hard for girls to take off their pants and spread their legs? I mean it is nice if you are into it, but I rarely complain about my woman doing the bare minimum when shes not in the mood.

A wet hole is better than a hand.

Yeah I'll probs do that tbh
Couldn't hurt at all

>"but it tastes weird!"

lazy, can't be bothered to do something for his pleasure

>probs will get on hormones or something that might help

Making an actual fucking effort to fuck will help

>I just don't really see sex as something I wanna do all the time, or it's a hassle.

why the fuck would a man want to be married to this attitude?

>Cos it takes a while for me to get going, even just by myself.

make an effort, spend some time learning how to please yourself. lazy.

lazy. sensing a pattern here?

You do it because he likes it, you love him, and you want to give him pleasure.

To get good at things, you have to practice. You are just too lazy to try. Typical female.

whatever cunt. get a few long term relationships under your belt, and you will see why i am right.

exactly. women should put out for her man. it is the way of things. the man, should in turn, know when she truly doesn't want to and act graciously.

Oof some of y'all sound angry.
Anyway, yeah, thanks for some of the advice!
I'll do my part to keep him satisfied :V

I've been with him for a while now, and we talk things out constantly, esp with my sex drive so we can understand each other, but thanks for the... uh, "advice" I guess lmao oof

Yeah I am angry. Lazy bitches are a pet peeve of mine.

Just one parting thought: It could be that you don't even know what you like. Men will seek pleasure for pleasure's sake, and it doesn't take much to get us going. Perhaps, your trigger point is different. Maybe you need to be dominated.

Some things cannot be talked about. They are primal. I've had women like that. They don't want to be gently lovemaked to. They want a dominate man to fuck them cave man style.

Good luck, have fun, don't be a lazy bitch.

Eesh okay lol good luck, too

I don't need luck lazy bitch. I've got things figured out.

But you do.

I know this is a LARP but maybe a titty fuck? Or you know 'woman up' and give him some sex?

You've made your point dude lol seeya

I do when I can/want to/am in the mood, definitely, but I'm trying to get better about all this yah. Titty fuck sadly is a bit hard for me, not that he cares, or says he doesn't, but still. Wish I could. He likes my butt a lot so I let him hotdog it as much as he wants, but it's not the same in closeness for him, which I understand

cook. clean.

Okie doke

based

So what's the problem? Why don't you want to have sex with him?

I've made my points before lol I'm not gonna go repeating myself all over this thread.
I love him and sex is nice when we do it, but he wants to do it A LOT and I just don't have the drive for it constantly lol so I wanna pleasure him in other ways then just fucking.

Wait, oof? Thats a roddit culture... When you are a reddit user why don't you ask them? They are all gays or manlet cucks anyway so they won't ask for the titis. + it's a social media os 95% normies... That means nhat they probably DO have a expierence wuth your problem. These neckbeards have never had sex anyway...

Sorry for the typos btw. Fat fingers + Ive bought a new keyboard that has smaller buttons and is dvorak (googel it)

Ok so you do have sex with him just not as much as he wants? How often? Handjobs?

I'll never understand. Why do you not want sex as much? Does it not feel good to you? Do you not like orgasms?

Or is it just because it takes effort, and you are fundamentally lazy....

Oof I can feel the sting from that one lol
But yeah probably, maybe, but this place makes me laugh sometimes, and I get to show off my tits HAH

Okay bro

LMAO so much at some of ya'll sound angry. It is what goes on here...mostly

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Honestly it's hard for even me to answer that without sounding like a bitch, but I guess to sum it up, I'd rather be doing other stuff, like making art or playing games or something.
I just started a new job with 8 hour shifts every day, too, so I feel dead after work, so that doesnt help.
But this last talk we had about it recently made me really start thinking more about it and what I could do to be better for him, esp cos he treats me so well all the timw

Eres estúpido?
Dice claramente que le gustaría hacer que su esposo estuviera mas satisfecho de otras maneras que no sean necesariamente sexo.
Putos caballeros blancos de mierda!

Well if you at least recognize the problem you can start to solve it. Try to communicate and have the sex be more enjoyable for you. Men will go out of their way to please their wives. Also you didn't answer how many times a week?

Nice tits

Omg lol

Well, given you are also working, that does change this bitchy atmosphere of anons keep calling you lazy. Some humans don't want sex once they've been exhausted, and some humans will fuck literally until they are unconscious. Humans are bad at pairing each other up according to sex drive needs, hence modern society. If you want your relationship to survive, given your description of him, you must resort to abuse of some substance or force him to fuck others, which probs wont work permanentaly if he all monogamous. So yea, life is dingus, I'm not that helpful :(

Yeah I wanna put more effort in the relationship, sexual wise, cos honestly it gives me a lot of anxiety that I don't please him enough/etcetc. He tells me not to worry too much about it, but you think thatll stop me LOL NO

I've heard some women get angry at their husbands for masturbating, feeling as if it's somehow a failing of their own that their man wishes to please himself.
If you're not bothered by him taking care of himself in that regard, why not get him a high-end fleshlight? Man's gotta cum one way or another, and if it's not going to be in you than the least you can do is provide him a safe comfortable way to get the poison out. Pic unrelated

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Why thank you LOL

Hmm well your heart is in the right place. Have you considered sexy dancing or lap dances?

No joke I would make Aydin a mom.

Sounds like depression. Do you exercise daily and go out in the sun?

Same, I just want her to talk statistic aggregation to me in bed.

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OOH weird ideas, but possibly workable if u guys are good multitaskers. Take your hobbies you like post work, then have him randomly come in and start fucking you like a shitty porn scene. Turn some of your hobby time into performance art porn. I dunnnoooo

I just want to cum in her pussy or on her magnificent tits. I mean really she is the whole package brains and beauty and boobs.

>dem fingernails tho

oh well, at least it wouldn't hurt if she jammed them in your butthole.

>He'd honestly be more against that than I would.
no, he's desperate for you to believe that because he thinks it would cause a spiral of insecurity in you and ruin your relationship. just make sure you keep reminding him how much you want him to fuck other women

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You're not Steve's wife, are you?

Shit sometimes I forget just how much of a milk cow Adyn is. She'll make some guy really happy one day.

wear his clothes more often, having his smell on you might titillate you a little, that'll help
blowjobs, handjobs (it's not just the same as him just jerking off, get behind him and press against his back, tease his ears, mess around...) and basically rubbing him against you in every possible way will help... probably

>tfw no statistician gf
Some people like 'em short, I file mine way back because I hate the feeling of long nails catching on shit.

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dont get mad if he watches porn

>fucking a blind person
isn't that illegal?

Blind people like to cum too, everyone does.

Imagine her doing statistics as she sits in your lap with her beautiful milkers out.

Now I'm sad.

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Sorry about that, I apparently got banned for a bit for some reason?? Idk
But I really appreciate the advice y'all gave me, and I'll work harder to please him and help my drive!

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