Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Leo King
Ryan Nguyen
During the last away mission several aliens probe my anus and it is still itching.
John Brooks
My peepee is unable to receive the touch of a woman
Isaiah Gonzalez
My new gender is not being taken seriously.
Michael Reed
Gang stalkers. Lots of implied medical harm.
Adrian Wilson
Neither one of these is a medical emergency. I am an EMERGENCY medical hologram, not a pharmacist.
I prescribe anal cream
I'm a doctor, not a ships counselor. go ask Deanna Troi
Cameron Roberts
Dipl. Psy. Käseberg can treat himself
Bentley Kelly
I've been farting intensely for the past three hours
Jeremiah Lopez
The EMH wants Janeway to adopt an open shield policy and let any lifeforms Voyager meets beam aboard.
Gavin Martinez
I fucked a tribble and have micro tribbles growing in my foreskin, what do l do?
Landon Edwards
Been sampling Neelix's more adventurous cooking have we? well unfortunately the best course of action is to simply let it all out. I'll give you medical leave for today try to go to one of the empty cargo bays and let it all out. dont forget to vent the room after.
Connor Torres
fake and gay
If there was ever an image of kahless laughing it'd be over your corpse
William Lewis
I've got a contact stuck in my eye
Jacob Morgan
EMH, what are your thoughts on this holophoto l got on you?
Colton Miller
I got buttfucked by Isaac from The Orville and my anus won't stop bleeding.
Nicholas Reyes
I dont know how to quite say this so I'll just say it like it is. that wasn't a tribble and those haven't micro tribbles. it was Viddian necrotic tissue and you got the phage.
Not a medical emergency. go ask Nurse Paris, he could help you.
this is the 24th century. Weed is legal. besides whos gonna stop me in the Delta Quadrant?
Have a seat, I'll be right with you.
Owen Perez
DAMNIT MISTER EMH, SAVE HIM, YOU'VE GOT TO.
Ethan Parker
I prefer to stand. There is blood pouring from my rectum from violent android buttrape and I don't wish to ruin your seats.
Hudson Davis
Very well.
Bend over and I'll begin the treatment.
Nathaniel Lopez
I got bit by a radioactive spider and now I can shoot webs from my ass
James Mitchell
That's what Isaac said before he rammed his spazzy hand in my poopchute....
Jaxson Stewart
>Not a medical emergency. go ask Nurse Paris, he could help you.
I'd rather nail his half Klinger half beaner. She's fuckin hot
Luke Hernandez
I'm black
Oliver Turner
Op's being a deranged faggot again doc
Dylan Anderson
I was fucking Torres and she got too wild and ripped my balls out. There’s also a tube in my penis for some reason.
Lincoln Campbell
I'm a doctor, not a sodomite. now undo your pants bend over and relax. you might feel some discomfort.
Kayden Campbell
Does a apple a day TRULY keep the EMH away?
Kevin Myers
Fascinating. if you dont mind I'd like to research this further before beginning treatment. I'd like to get Seven's professional analysis aswell can you please wait for her and demostrate for both of us?
Thats no problem. Mr Tuvok is black too, not to mention the entire Klingon race. but if it really bothers you I suppose we could cosmetically alter you to be Bajoran or something.
Jaxon Russell
Sorry to interrupt your work Doctor but I've been informed you have a patient who is claiming I raped their anus. This is untrue as the hardcore buttsecks was entirely consensual.
In fact, if you don't mind, I will wait here until his 'tea towel holder' is repaired so I can return him to my quarters and attempt to fit my whole head in there with no lube.
Samuel Lee
Do Gorn have a vagina? And are they compatible with humans?
Anthony Rivera
HELP!!!!! i'm dopesick for bbw feet!!
Zachary Thomas
emh downloaded too much motley cru, doctor feel good decided your ass feels good
Samuel Bell
I'm afraid it he will be confined to sickbay for several days. and I do mind, its a sickbay not a Hotel.
No, they dont. on both accounts.
Connor Anderson
I'm about to detox! I need to see naked fat women and their sexy soles
Owen Johnson
Is it rape if l fuck a hologram without their consent? You have 0 rights. Bend over EMH fuckbot
Levi Evans
WE NEED HELP DOCTOR
Aiden Brown
In that case Doctor, I'm going to go facefuck Commander Chakotay until my companion's bumpiece has healed enough for me to wreck it again.
Unless of course I can get in on the EMH rape.
Adam Torres
Sickbay to Engineering. I have experienced a glitch with my holographic displays. can you please bring Lt. Torres to run a diagnostic?
I'm a doctor, not a ships counselor.
You're welcome to try but you attempt will be futile. I am a hologram, I have no need to consume food nor would I need any holes with which to expel bodily waste.
What you do outside my sickbay is none of my concern as long as neither you nor Chakotay hurt.
Jayden Perry
I had some “relations” on Andoria and my balls are staring to turn blue for some reason
Nicholas Phillips
I do not feel pain Doctor, however I cannot guarantee the same for Chakotay. Also I accessed your programme earlier and gave you an anus. You're welcome.
Luis Thompson
Would you be down to access your anal rape files?
Easton Allen
>Thats no problem. Mr Tuvok is black too
You are malfunctioning. Please disable yourself immediately.
Nolan Cruz
This
Samuel Roberts
Sounds like a frostbite. Andoria is an ice planet. I'm afraid we'll have to amputate
there are no such files. but if you'd like I could initialize my *special* subroutines from my experimentations with the Pel.
Lt. Torres said there is nothing wrong with me during the last diagnostic. and I detect no issues with my self-diagnostic subroutine.
Blake Nguyen
>Lt. Torres said there is nothing wrong with me
Lt. Torres is black.
Chase Ross
And? She is the Chief engineer and until the Captain says otherwise she is the most qualified to diagnose me.
Camden Campbell
Just give me the happy pills, doc, you fucking cunt!
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Kevin Rogers
Watch your language crewman! I will tend to you after I am done consulting with Dr. Crusher.
Nicholas Parker
I have been watching them with my hidden camera and has been fapping furiously until my dick became raw and I think the skin is starting to fall off. I can't stop my addiction and it's hurting me. Can you help me?
Brandon Campbell
Why do people keep harassing me with their mental health issues? I'm a doctor, not a ships counselor. go ask Deanna Troi
Daniel Russell
That's the problem. If I ask Troi, she would know I've been spying on her.
Jose Scott
Doctor to Engineering. Please send Lt. Torres immediately to fix the holoemitters
Then go ask Ezri Dax!
Caleb Wood
I can't find a girlfriend
Jace White
For the love of god. I asked what is the medical EMERGENCY!. I am an EMERGENCY medical hologram, not a casual medical hologram and certainly not a ship counselor. stop harassing me with these "mental" iequalities of your and go harass a counselor.
William Moore
The nature of my emergency is I am horny. Can I please fuck you in the ass? I have a thing for hot holograms.
Jaxson Morgan
We've been through this. I am a hologram, I have no need to consume food nor would I need any holes with which to expel bodily waste.
but if you really have an under need I have setup a hologram for those needs. I prescribe 5 minutes of medical holodeck time, report to holodeck 2 and initiate Doctor sexual therapy program 69-Alpha