Confess

Confess.

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will you touch little kids if i don't?

I... I like pizza with... PINEAPPLE! There, I said it!
I LIKE PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE!
*sob*

i mean, pineapple pizza is ok

You are forgiven, child.

Pizza Hawaii is based af

I steal bikes at night and sell them online.

For what purpose, my son?

I have been living off ass, camel cigarettes and cheep polish beer for two weeks now.

In what way is this a crime?