Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Wtf is squirt? Is it pee I just had sex last week and this chick wet my whole bed sheet had to change them.

I can call a trap down, if you want that,might be funny

Have you ever pissed in the sink/shower(when not currently showering) to save time?

Lol no

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text please

Why are there so few woman out there actually worthy of marrying a good guy(who saves herself etc, so a trad wive)

Omg that rasp at the end of all your sentences really comes off as drug addict shit or barred out vibe. Cut that shit out you sound basic as hell also.

It's just piss

No thank you. No gender dysphoria welcomed in this thread

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Watch the latest video from thoughty2, it is about friends, it might be worth a watch

It just crossdressing

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Also what's wrong with being basic?

That wouldn’t bother me in the least user. Sure, it might be a hassle, but it’s a fuckton better than falling blindly into the toilet at 3 in the morning. Something I had the privilege of experiencing recently while staying with my son.

No, I find girls attractive, but couldn’t ever be in a relationship with one. Need a man for the romantic stuff.

None, I do t have that many friends as it is.

That sounds more like pee. I can squirt, but it’s never the amount you see in porno, and I make sure to pee beforehand so my bladder is empty. It’s a bit slicker than water and doesn’t have a pee smell, it can also be an of white color. Most researchers think it’s fluid from the glands around the vagina. Buy yeah, anything more than a cup full and it’s definitely pee.

Can’t say I have.

A lot of it probably has to do with the current social climate. Young girls are indoctrinated on this feminist bullshit at a young age and learn to be shitty women because of it.

~Anna~

I piss in my shower because I am to lazy to properly aim at my toilet.
I didn't mean pissing in the shower when you are currently showering

How fucking often do you need to use the bathroom so desperately that seat orientation matters? Piss more often you tragic cumbucket

Lol no its not

Pretty sure most b-tards are asocial.

Why don't you use vocaroo? Would love to hear your voice aswell

I don't have that high of an opinion of most women, so alot.

Oooooh well ok then no I never did that without showering lol

It is just a guy wanting some guy to fuck him in his ass

Wow stfu you dumb cunt you clearly like the sound of your own voice, since you won’t stfu. I’m 50/50 on you having a penis. This is a image and text board yet you reply with vocaroo literally no one asked for you to talk. Also don’t give a fuck about if you just woke up dumb cunt thinks she needs to explain herself to men. You still sound like a person of lower education regardless of you take drugs or not. Stupid fucking dumb bitch.

You know...like holding it because it's being taken ..?

Dide you're trying so hard to insult for no reason lol

MIght be easier for guys, this way I can keep my seat down to take a dump and because I shower to often it all gets washed away anyway later

How big is your clit?

I can, just laying in bed and being lazy.

~Anna~

I can always hold it for hours on end, the girls who always have to pee are annoying af

She does sometimes! Her voice is so sweet

Small, like everything else I’ve got, except my tits, which I wish were smaller.

~Anna~

shame, I must visit the thread daily then to not miss that

How tall are you? and how big are your tits?

I pee like 4 times a day lol
Alot if those times are just a normal trip to the bathroom.

But there are times like any normal human being that its more urgent...

Like drinking more liquid, no bathroom availability, being at the movies and not wanting to miss the movie so you hold it....

All types of reasons

Thanks Vchan, same with yours. Ignore the assholes itt, the summer has been strong lately.

~Anna~

What do the women think of the old country music?

I’m 5’4” and 38dd, big tits can be a curse because they put so much strain on your back.

~Anna~

Do you also live in commiefornia?

females:
>omg there's nothing more attractive than a faithful husband and amazing father. he's so hot because he loves his wife and children. seeing that makes my pussy wet and I'd totally fuck him
also females:
>omg what a scumbag you'd cheat on your wife with me?? that's so disgusting
you can't argue against this

Im bi

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Yea listen to the alpha male like a good little bitch. Next time ask before thinking you can speak. I’m always angry but when a simple bitch like you listens I smile.

Those are some weird proportions, my little sister has about the same size but is 6 inches taller

sure, why not

Are you gonna mark your post aswell? Might be more usefull if you did

very small

Obligatory tits or gtfo. But seriously can I see those knickers? Thanks

With my name? Sure. Im playing league rn so i wont answer a lot

-Nikita

Pic

Yea well it is finally summer after all so I was expecting more edgelords than normal haha.

I cannot stand country in any compacity.
The only artist I sort of enjoy is patsy cline.

No I cant because it doesnt even make sense.

Who's listening? I'm just laughing at your responses.
It's similar to when a child loses their shit and it's just funny.
You hungry? Is that why you're so cranky? Maybe you need a nap?

It’s certainly better than the new stuff, but not really my thing, I’m more into dance music (edm for the sweet summer children).

No, I currently live in Georgia.

I’ve literally never thought that ever. I was with a married man, but the dynamics were different considering, you know, Islam.

I guess it’s from getting pregnant at a young age, kinda messed me up in that department.

I don’t do nudes, but here’s me.

~Anna~

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Goodluck with the vodka, femIVAN

What about the soutern rock of skynyrd, the outlaws, the allman brothers and the like?

Also what do you specifically hate about it, I have a friend who can't stand the fiddle for instance

Anna when was the last time you had sex?

Typical female response to anger “you hungry” yes bitch go in the kitchen and fix me a plate before you eat my whole fist. “Who’s listening” you, you really prove my point on you being an idiot.

Why are women so oblivious when it comes to men not being interested? This girl has been trying to invite me on a date for the past 2 months and ive exhausted literally every bulshit excuse I can think of and she's STILL going. I think she might win soon, idk what else I can do

Um, I think it was 1995, could of been 96 though, a long ass time ago anyway.

~Anna~

Stuff like the byrds, crosby etc? or more like the 80's stuff, the disco infestacion that killed the 70's or more like funk?

How old were you when you got married and when did you get pregnant?

Why did you marry a mussie?

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Tell her your gay, a tranny or currently engaged

Are you like 50 or something?

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I can't, our families have known each other for ages. Otherwise I would have told her to fuck off ages ago. Think I'll try ghosting and pretending I fell asleep, I mean she'll HAVE to get the message then right?

I’ve had men like this as well, I don’t think it’s a gender issue as much as a desperation thing. Sometimes you just have to be honest and direct, it’s all you can do.

A bit of all of it really. Anything with a good beat.

I was 15, and that just happened to be his religion, I never converted, and he wasn’t super devout.

I’m 46, getting up there, but luckily look a lot younger.

~Anna~

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>tits not required
man Yea Forums really changed from when I was a 18 year old shit poster in 2009

I kinda hate modern country music, so unless they play the old stuff, or the good modern stuff like eric church. I don't like dancing either, give me the sad whiskey drunken cheating songs filled with regret, I do like singing and drinking to it though

Damn. Have you tried to do it at all? Like have you been romantic with someone and thought you could but then couldn't? Do you not crave physicality?

Yea and I was a 14 year old shitpister in 2004..so what?

Have you not changed?

It is about the same time I haven't fucked, but again I am dinosaur who thinks that is just for marriage

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I WANT to do this, but I don't have the balls. She's normally quiet and extremely shy and I think upfront rejection would destroy what little self confidence she has. Not that it's really any of my business, but you know. Maybe I'm just being a little faggot, idk.

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I would be scared, woman are vindictive

The only purpose women served in old Yea Forums was literal masturbation fuel, and after that was provided, people gave her any attention. Now I guess all of Yea Forums are just /r9k/ desperate virgins who just want women to pay attention to them. Honestly it's pretty depressing. Zoomers killed the internet. Even trannies are accepted here now, its fucking disgusting.

>Hey there. Listen, from what I can tell you seem to be interested in me but I'm afraid the feeling isn't mutual and thus I would like to apologize, not just for not being able to live up to the feelings you have for me, but also for anything I may have done to imply I liked you as much as you seem to like me. It wasn't my intention to lead you on, I simply didn't know how I could reject you without hurting your feelings. I hope we can continue to be friends but I would understand if you preferred otherwise.

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What is all this UI, shit is too complicate

No, I became celibate after the third failed attempt after Papa. And yes, I do crave the feeling of being intimate, but I just understand it to be a part of the sacrifice I made to live him.

~Anna~

Can you say "my name is Marnie!" in an upbeat, enthusiastic tone? It's for a school project and I want to get an A+

Tennessee whiskey is a standard, most big male acts have covered it. My favourite is propably from george jones(probably his version) or the one from chris stapleton

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I agree with the tranny part but back then women were more than welcomed here. We just wanted them to not be attention whores.
So I dont know what "old Yea Forums" you're talking about.

I made to live him?

State of the world, Brexit, Orangedrumpf, worst Glastonbury line up ever, and you lose it with someone on Yea Forums. When you're older, you'll realise.

Yeah, tits or gtfo was never a common response to anyone saying they were female. Hmm...

What kinda project requires that???

You're an asshole.
>back then women were more than welcomed here. We just wanted them to not be attention whores. So I dont know what "old Yea Forums" you're talking about.
This.

What are the actual odds of getting pregnant on/around ovulation day? 50%? 10%? 1%?

It wasn't always. It started when the hardcore attention whores arrived. It was a way to get them to leave threads and stop derailing them

Woman aren't men, men need to know this ASAP, woman don't take it well, believe me, I had to reject several girls and some turned into snakes

Easy to tell other people to do this shit. Fuck it though, you're right. Think I'll say it to her face directly instead of via text

Fucking autocorrect I swear.
>made to love him

~Anna~

Depends on her age

Always do this face to face

A school one

I kissed another girl at a club this past weekend. I have a girlfriend of 8 months who was out of town at the time.

I have never felt so guilty about anything in my entire life. This isn't who I am, and I wouldn't in a million years ever think I was capable of doing this. I was near blackout drunk, and this girl kept coming on to me and I didn't do anything to stop it past telling her I had a girlfriend. I know 100% that this will never happen again, because the guilt from this hurts so bad, I could never put myself through this. It's almost ironic, considering this mistake has made me realize how much I actually care for my girlfriend, and never want to be with anyone else. I'm never putting myself in a situation like that ever again.

I used to be the kind of guy who thought when someone kissed another person when drunk, they are a horrible cheater and should face the consequences, but this made me realize it's not the case. So much so, that if I found out she did the same to me, I'd forgive her in an instant because I now know how horrible our judgment is skewed by alcohol. As long as she would take steps to never put herself in that situation again, which I'm doing right now.

Still, the guilt I'm suffering right now is scaring me. I'm afraid it's never going to go away. Telling her what happened would probably help, but it almost seems selfish to do so at this point. I'd be hurting her for no reason just to make myself feel better about my mistake. I feel like I need to bare this guilt as my punishment. I've asked my closest friend and he agrees, but I'm still torn.

If you were my girlfriend, would you even want to know? Or would it cause unnecessary stress on our relationship?
If I don't tell her, how can I get rid of this guilt I'm currently feeling? Will it pass with time the more I make it up to her?

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Yes, easier said than done. Still, you gotta do it or else you'll either keep leading her on or eventually force yourself into a relationship with her which would just make you feel miserable. Definitely do it face to face, via text is just scummy.

You love your dad?

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I was apparently grinding, feeling up and making out with a chick with a bf, he showed up, after some quick fighting, beer made it quite a nice situation. He now is a good friend of mine.

I mean most of our conversations happened via texty and theres no evidence of me being scummy to her at all so I don;t think that;s a concern. Maybe she'll tell people that I'm an asshole but I guess I have been for not turning her down sooner

You clearly didn't take biology, try it 2 days before you start ovulating

Depends on the woman, her age, and other factors.

I wouldn’t want to know, have you considered confessing to a priest? Don’t know your religion, but as a catholic this helps me a lot, they also offer good advice.

Papa was pic related.

~Anna~

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Im not russian but i would like to be
-Nikita

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Your old husband is khadafi?

Well I dont know when I'm about to ovulate user.

I've been on BC for over 13 years.
I havent ovulated in YEARS
So yea I dont know my bodies natural ovulation anymore.

In what shithole do you live that you want to be Russian? Most Russians I know want to be leaving russia, but can't and therefor started drinking

How old are you?

I agree, they aren't made to be rejected. I am the weird guy who wants a virgin wife to marry and start a family.

I live in a great country! i just want to die

Don't tell her

Yeah, he was.

~Anna~

I'm 29!
I got on the BC when I was 16

Well good luck with that user

I might move to Russia if I can't find a good woman in bama when I move there.

Wouldn't he send assasins if someone divorced him?

Ofcourse you are, I think you problably need to wait for atleast 4 months before it finally takes

I'm not religious, so no. The only advice I got so far is from my best friend, who's cheated on his LDR a few times. He seems to have gotten over his guilt, and he actually had sex. I don't know if I could get over it that easily but that's all I got so far.

Yeah, it isn't really the same. What you were worrying about was really nothing, but this is a kiss. I'm sure she'd forgive me if I told her how I felt about it, but I don't want to even put her through that. I also know that she's probably tell her mom or her friends and I'm afraid they wouldn't look at me the same way anymore, so I'm terrified to tell her. ESPECIALLY if it really doesn't matter in the long run (which I 100% believe it doesn't).

How long were you suffering guilt from the hug until you told your boyfriend? Do you think if you waited it would've gone away? It's only been 3 days for me so far, so I'm thinking it might go away with time but I have OCD and over-think things so it's possible this could just take over my brain forever..

Made me chuckle. It’s a long story you can read it here if you’re interested.

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~Anna~

Why in the fuck is every female (not really just exaggerating) obsessed with seeing a man in makeup? Why do females like to test a man's manhood?
Dudes are never playing mind games to test whether a woman likes pussy or not
Even then I highly doubt we'd even give a shit as long as we're getting our dicks wet

Hey Anna what about a unerboob pic?

Do you like it when a guy turns into a wild animal and just 'takes' you ? Like when he just starts to spontaneusly rip off yours clothes and fuck you hard out of nowhere ?

Yea my doctor told me it would take like 6 months for my hormones to get back in order so I probably wont get pregnant till then but she said that sometimes it can happen early.

I know a few people who got immediately pregnant after stopping their BC so theres hope.

But yea I havent ovulated in so long that when i was showering and i saw this clear slime coming out of me I freaked out and called my sister and she was just like "dont freak out you're just ovulating" lol

Cut the bullshit faggot
You cheated and it's bad
Just hope your GF doesn't do the same or worse
>Sage
Nobody gives a shit about self contradiction
Stick to something faggot without being outwardly rigid

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You have a good father, I would have thrown you out for such a stupid thing.

(I really don't like single moms or loose woman, as you can clearly tell)

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YAAAAASSS

>good father
Hes the one who basically sold her to him lol wtf?

I hope I could control my temper that much to be honest, I probably won't shoot her, but I would probably want to beat her

Not what I read, she snuck out and got pregnant and he didn't beat the shit out of her for it, just got angry

Ok, thanks so much for the advice.

I think I might wait a few more days to see if I feel any better. If not I have to tell her, because I've been on the verge of panic attacks to be completely honest. This just isn't who I am, and I love this girl with everything I have. If I can keep it to myself to not hurt her, I will, because I know for a fact it'll never happen again. If I can't get over this, I'll just have to tell her, and accept whatever fate I have coming to me.

Either way, I hope this pain goes away somehow, and I just want to make my girlfriend happy

Anna, you aren't a devout catholic, you would understand celibacy if you were.
The priest of old were right, woman really are morally weaker

Under understand anything about indoctrination

Tits or GTFO

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Cute pic

30% as far as i heard

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wasn't the variance massive?

idk , saying what i know

This is BS if that was the case you would be just s upset about men broadcasting their gender you dumbass

What is your opinion on church girls?

They personnally are a massive letdown for me

Nobody will ever white knight for a man, so nobody bothers telling that. Woman however have soy boys defending them

what is a good woman?

-nikita

There's this girl that I like, we spend every day talking all day, and fall asleep in call every night, and one night told me I was her best friend, and i said the same to her. This makes me think that she might have feelings for me.

But she has a friend coming over that just always seems to be more important than me. If we are playing a game together and talking, she will stop talking to me to talk to him, but keep playing. Even though we spend every day talking and spending the entire day together it just seems like I'm just not important to her which makes me feel that she likes him, and just is friends with me.

What do you think? Does it seem like she might have feelings for me, or is showing he > me show otherwise? Or am I just stupid and looking into it too much; as they don't have the opportunity to talk nearly as much so it would make sense to bail to talk to him. idk i feel bad because of the situation, and also because i could be this jealous, if thats the right word?

I think the girls who play mind games think they are better than men, or are just insecure

We assume A) there are no girls on the internet and B) it is only men
Those are assumptions til a female says hey femanon here
Tits or GTFO

thank you
-Nikita

you're the backup

I had this, I went for it and asked her, the answer was what I knew, but it helped with the closure.

Personally, not a big fan of religion. I have a lot of bad experience with it. So, even if its wrong, I assume religious folk are rude and close minded. Sorry if you're religious.

-Nikita

Men on here all the time say their men lol

>only men
>Yea Forums is genderless
Choose one retard

This user put it sucsinctly so i dont have to:

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For me, a virgin who wants to take care of our house, likes cooking and wants to raise our children. So basically how it used to be

Loving, gentle and caring are prefered but not really necessary.

oh. okay. I would put loving and caring above virgin but you do you

the internet has no girls

That wasn't really the question but sure, for me they are some of the best people you will ever meet. I do agree with alot of the cristian values and am pretty religious, but those are my own believes and I don't really care what other people think about it

We assume male by default so we dont say that every user is a genderless alien (because we are not fucking tumblr) and why men you ask? because its the main demographic anyways

+Nowhere did he say that Yea Forums is genderless he just aid we assume male by default and if you need to broadcast to the would in a anonymus forum that you are a female , Tits or GTFO

I care more about the long term, virgins are less likely to fuck me over in the hell that is family court

The two main women left hours ago

So , are the characters from csgo hot? if yes , who is the hottes , if not , who is the most decent looking

I mean the guy is actually a complete jerk it seems like. If he doesn't get his way for everything he throws a fit, then blocks her on everything "Because I know it hurts you [her]" was an exact quote she told me. Plus the most recent being blocked she said she gave up on being friends and trying to reconnect with him. I just dont understand. Plus she has mentioned that he has drug problems, like meth relapse problems.

I asked her a while ago, before we became this close and talked every day about everything and she said "I dont really know how i feel, but currently can only see you as a friend." I know things can change but that seems like a really nice way to say no, but not literally say no. Which of course makes me think theres somehow hope.

Anyone here watch anime?

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I didnt leave

Hate to break it to you man, but you're still a backup option. Doesn't mean that it's impossible for you to ever get with her, but be aware that she has available choices she views as being 'better'.

Push her on it, tell her to answer you straight yes or no and pressure her.

Started lurking, it is the same

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Pretty sure I pissed anna off then

Yeah! I'm watching Inazuma Eleven right now, it makes me feel good. Its very happy

- Nikita

How are your experiences with other women?

sorry, wanted to reply to this person:

I still love that, not sure If it is because I love football as much as I do

I dont really like other girls. They tend to play games with you, and i dont understand them.

Anna post more drawings.

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How do you women feel about the western culture collapsing

How often do you poop?

You like it too?? My friends called me a small child for watching it. Its just so feelgood. Endou sure knows how to motivate someone!

-Nikita

Thank you for your honesty. It was months ago when i told her how i felt and i really had hoped that it would get easier for me as time passed once i go the solid no, but didnt really get a solid no it seems, and it stayed about the same, all while growing closer and doing more together. I dont really want to push her for a straight yes or no because i feel like #1 it will be a no if i push her, and #2 she really is my best friend and i dont want to make her upset at all by pushing so hard.

They are pretty easy to manipulate though, they just live of base emotions

I dont want to manipulate others. why would I want that? I just want normal friends. Not someone i have to manipulate into being my friend

- Nikita

What is the purpose of thong panties? They seem unhygienic. If you shit your pants, there is nothing to catch it.
Discuss.

I watched it alot as kid and I still do, but I also still watch the shit out of avatar, I like it, it makes me happy after a long days work

Post moar loli pls

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>but I also still watch the shit out of avatar
I like your taste in anime :D

Thank you for this question. Also would like to no how many farts per day.

I don't do it often, but it is one of the only things I need my entire brain to do and I love that challenge above all, as I almost never have to use it, even in uni.

It seems.. rude. You could earn a lot more respect with honesty

-Nikita

Maybe she just got bored

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Don't watch a lot of shows though, just a couple I watched back in my childhood.

Just death note, steins gate and tiger and bunny

Just the same girls, they are a group of friends that like to fuck with and manipulate me and some of my friends, I kinda like the challenge and the caddy bitchyness.

>they are a group of friends that like to fuck with and manipulate me and some of my friends

they sound like bad people. I dont understand why they would do that.. how old are they, 16?

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Or fell asleep

The reason I like feminst, is that they blame men from anything, but woman always womans worst enemies.

Why don't you move out of LA, it seems to be the third worst place to be in the states. I might honestly prefer baton rouge

No problem. I used to be in a similar situation back in high school, there was this super cute girl that would constantly flirt around with me and we would hang out every day at lunch and after school for hours, but she'd always end up with other people for like a few months, but never me. Like you, I tried to hint a t being interested in a relationship but she always seemed to avoid the topic as much as possible. I didn't know what to do at this point, because our friendship was great, but over time it just made me more and more miserable to the point where I realised the best option for me was to move on. I don't think it's possible to be just 'best friends' with a girl. There will always be feelings involved

Have you ever farted and had the fart go up you vagina? If yes, how was it?

They were when it started yes and they barely grew up. Basically a bunch of jealous mean girls, I really loved beating them at their own game and making them fight among themselves. They always split in two groups of two for some reason, the pairs were almost never the same long aswell.

Anna don't you think it's time to move on from him? He's gone you know.

Amen

I do find her loyalty weird, its impressive

I am so happy that I can just fight with a guy(fist fight and not mindgames) and have a drink with him 30min later.

SO just the take away is probably no, and even then im just a backup at the most, just to be thrown away again once someone better shows up?

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It's ruined her life.

Pull out and don't orbit, it just fucks with your mind

She can control how she feels about it, she could have just gone over it and become another one of the born again virgins I hate so much. Did she raise the bastard mudblood btw?

hey OP honest question here:

why is it that women are so afraid to share their most based fantasies with their husbands? i know two bros who have this problem, and my gf is the same fucking way, she will admit she has "super naughty" fantasies but she won't come out and express them

wtf, just be honest with us, we're not gonna freak out

How do i do that without hurting her or myself?

You have to pay to stay there, you can get a good house down in Texas and get a job there.

But my point was that feminst are delosional idiots(especially the TURFs)

>wtf, just be honest with us, we're not gonna freak out

that's the thing, what if you will? In my case, "super naughty" ain't just spanking and being tied up.

I think we are just afraid of what you will think of us, and that it wont be as good as we hope. Vanilla sex is great! Why step out of your comfort zone? Its scary
-Nikita

It will hurt like a bitch the first days, but afterwards you can heal. It is better than the constant soul sucking of staying, you have to break it of, because thats the only way it ends

I mean there's no guarantee you'll be thrown away, it's just a risky first step to start a relationship on, being the 'oh well better than nothing' option. Use your judgement, think about what type of girl she is and err on the side of caution. She might seem like 'the one' to you now, but there'll be plenty of opportunities for new friendships and relationships going forward, so bear that in mind. Good luck, whatever you decide to do!

Most men like being totally dominant, when I get my wife I will push my limits I already know that

I honestly got a girlfriend by telling her to stop orbiting me and please fuck off, she liked the asertiveness.

there isnt anything my girlfriend could possibly fantasize about that would make me leave

actions are totally different of course

but fantasy? nothing could freak me. if she fantasized about killing newborn babies and using their limbs as dildos? yeah, i'd be like WTF, but aside from that, prolly not much gon freak me out

Only few thing for me, I will leave if she wants to cuck me or a threesome with another guy, that or cannibalising one another.

well that's a risk/reward situation. Maybe she's into it and that's great, but if she isn't you potentially end up in a shitty situation. Women can be vindictive.

Or pedo things

>but fantasy? nothing could freak me. if she fantasized about killing newborn babies and using their limbs as dildos? yeah, i'd be like WTF, but aside from that, prolly not much gon freak me out

kek, that was a fucking great response. Asking for a friend of course, how would you react if your gf said she had a rape fetish?

>threesome with another guy
that is kinda common. This is the reason I dont want to tell my bf about my fetishes. I love him with all my heart, I would be broken if he left me

If she isn't you stopped the shitty situation from existing

Would you leave her even if it's a fantasy she won't force on you to become a reality?

I feel like a lot of people forget this. They wont force the other to participate in their fetishes. My boyfriend likes anal, I don't. I like being hit, he does not want to hit me. We do not force the other into a fetish they do not like. I thought that would be common sense

It would tell me, you don't respect me and I can't have relationship with you then, so I will leave
If she tells me yes

so you would leave, no matter what your gf does?

>As always tits not required but encouraged

fuck off newfag

Need to work on your self-esteem, bro.

Acting like having two girls on your dick isn’t a fantasy of yours

If she doesn't me I won't

I dont think its about not respecting you, but about respecting you. If i know it would drive you away, and you dislike it, why would i tell you?

The more i think about it the more it becomes just i think the stuff she does with me might just be the type of person she is, as she acts sort of similar around other people too. Guess i just fell for her because she gave me an ounce of attention and care when ive never gotten any from anyone.

>If she doesn't me I won't
what?

Not really, I like the special bond of monogomy

Forgot to putt the tell in there

You sound like a 50 year old smoker living in a trailer park.

so if she wont tell you, you leave, but if she does tell you, you also leave her? I dont understand what your statement is here

For your own sake, cut her out, only that helps

You wouldn't and that is the point, it is a shit test I won't fail.

Why would I leave if she doesn't tell me?

>it is a shit test I won't fail.
Im not testing anyone. If i loved you, and i knew you would leave me if i told you, i would not tell you.

dude i dont know, i just assumed that is what you meant with
>'It would tell me, you don't respect me and I can't have relationship with you then, so I will leave'

Im lost on what you are trying to say here, lets just drop it

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Lol

If you were to ask me that and I told you I would leave and if I didn't leave I would be weak.
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the sentence was is she doesn't tell me I won't leave her

I hate it when woman talk in the fake cutesy voice

oooooooh yah, those lips have smoked many a cock and cigarettes in her days lmao.
Post mouth, I want to see if it's as wrinkled as I think it is haha.

this almost made me make one myself, just to annoy you.

But then it hurts more later. This has happened before where girl, best friend, feelings, no shared, feel bad, tell her want to stop talking to see if i feel better, shes cool, years later still kinda miss talking to her and having her as my friend.

Sounds like a great training wheel tbh

Vchan. I know you've had tons of anal sex and that you don't like it. But i want to know what it feels like. Does it just feel like you're taking a shit the whole time? Does that feeling go away? Does it hurt? Only at first or all the way through. Does the feeling change when you've been doing it for a while?

I got other girl friends , it still sucked that it wouldn't work but atleast its over

training wheel?
ma'am if that's you I'm going to ask you post them saggy old titties and then go on about what you're talking about. Thank you.

When I fuck my wife she says it hurts.
How can I stop this?

a beater to learn the ropes on, so you can drive the nice mustang later

Just put a cucumber up your ass and you'll know.

Put it in the right hole (c) and not date an asian

Knock her unconscious, she won't say shit.

Thats gay

I assume you do foreplay? eat her out and get het nice and loose?

Only if you do it with a dude.

But i dont talk to anyone really, all my friends are online only and idk i had just hoped i magically met the girl online that would give me motivation to start doing things and help myself out of depression too.

Woman don't exist on 4channel though

Real world woman are better in every way, especially just hugging/ feeling them. Try to make your girl meet you irl

So? I fail to see how that could be related to user puting a cucumber up his ass in the privacy of his own home.

Yea. Most bitches do.
So if I sound like a smoker it's because I'm not trying to sound cute lol

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user is male, if you tell a guy to ram a cucumber up his ass, its gay as fuck

You should just shit at the moment to discourage dude from ever trying it again. It could backfire if dude is into scat tho.

She has invited me to come visit her, but would need to get a passport and it would be a 7 hour flight.

He asked hot it felt to have his ass filled. I suggested a way to answer that scientific question once and for all.
The faggotry was in his question, it's not my fault.

Do it, some of the best fun I ever had was visiting a friend that lived on another continent

Also can't wait to visit my kiwi cousins next year

i mean idk where to even begin. How do i get a passport, how do i get plane tickets, how do i pack a bag, how to actually do anything really, how i'll contact them when i get there? Just anything.

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>"a few"
lmao, a few. so are you going to show that wrinkly trailer mouth you cringey boomer?

Message her and get a date for the trip
Go to city (or county) hall and get a passport
Tickets you can google online, get a number from her so you can call her when you get there

Fucking start, that is the only way to climb a mountain.

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lol, if you don't like dirty anal, don't stick your dick into a butt that didn't get an enema.

Pro tip: you're not a good guy

I know I can be a dick, but if I care to be I can be charming and socialible. Doesn't change that I never met even a decent woman

Well I dont have a Wrinkly mouth

For real. Just dont do it period lol

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What do the fems thinks of cucks

it all sounds easy, but just feels impossible to ever really do. I have her number but i dont think ill have service once i get there.
yeah i know but when your feet are attached to cinder blocks weighing you down every step is hard.

Have fun with the wall

So what turns you on about being hit? Is it the adrenaline or something?
I can't get that kink.

Where do you get when you do this, make yourself a promise, today you will get a date you can visit her on,
tomorrow go to town hall and ask for a passport
the day after book a return flight.

Fortune favors the bold after all and if you don't make a move now you will be able to forgive yourself

For the guy it is the dominance, so I am guesiing it is the security that your man will provide for you

Do you find receding hairlines to be a turn off?

Disgusting betas

...?

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In two years you will hit the wall, making your face all wrinkley

I mean once her friend gets there later today, shes basically going to be gone until Friday because they are going to hang out together the entire time. Then after that idk if she would really have any good time for me to come up. This guy is coming up close to a bunch of celebrations going on because of national holidays. So i guess i really missed my chance for a good time to go.

Interesting view. I've never thought someone could feel safe by being hit, but, since it's a controlled ambient of consentual "violence" I think it makes sense.

Someone said that didn't enjoy anal but enjoyed being hit, I assumed it was you. I totally get the choking part and being aggresive/dominant/rough, but I was talking about getting hit, BDSM style.
Sorry for the confusion.

plan for halloween then

I dont mind them

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Oh no I definitly dont like being beat lol

If you feel scared, jim and jack work wonders for your nerves

The wall is undefeated

they live in an area with terrible and unpredictable weather. so idk i gave up thinking half way through this because im just making another bs excuse for myself so i just dont even try. Just like i always do.

If shit weather, you are locked in a house with her, whats the problem?

I also knew a chick who thought that if you cared enough to tool her up, you cared enough about her not to leave her

How jewish are you femanons

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I just feel that i cant ever, im too defeated to ever be able to try anything.

Do it faggot, or do I need to do it for you? Wouldn't mind another easy chick

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It always strikes sooner for redheads, but since you are pretty hot I am giving it 4 years

How do you get some pussy, asking for my autism

It's weird because, in an abstract way, it sorta makes some sense. But I can't help to feel it's fucked up and that's it.
But who am I to judge?