I'm bored with masturbation. I get horny, but the thought of trolling through porn videos doesn't interest me...

I'm bored with masturbation. I get horny, but the thought of trolling through porn videos doesn't interest me. I've seen it all and fapped to it all.

Anyone got any ideas on how to switch things up a bit while jerkin the turkey?

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CP

hobowars.com/in.php?player=2734105

Watch some different genres and who knows, maybe you'll discover a new fetish you didn't know you had.
NOT THAT

Anyone got any new masturbation techniques?

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Imagination, bad dragon, watch wreck it ralph

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try the real world

I reckon the only reason people may find this arousing is because it's a taboo. And illegal. Therein lies the only appeal far as I can see.

yeah try putting the penis in a vagina

>the real word

xvideos.com/video827730/una_voz_en_el_telefono

have sex

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I think you just have me a new fetish you have sauce on this

You know that women can bear children after their first mensturation which usually happens between 10-14 year old girls.

It's in your dna that you should be attracted to women who can bear children, but due to social norms you may be conditioned by media and peers to only be interested in girls that have the number 18+ on their drivers license.

Not what I came here for, but very helpful. Will pass it along to the GF

Use your left hand

My girlfriend messages my prostate every time she gives me a blowjob. Giving yourself an enema will help her get over the mental barrier that usually prevents girls from experimenting with anal play.