New celeb for thread
New celeb for thread
So hard right now
Drink wate...cocks?
Should squirt all their cum
She's so perfect...
morn
Dat munkey. :3
WUT
You're too perfect
Sleep ok?
>When you have to pretend like you're happy but really you just wanna be at home.
Pride without cocks?
Awwwwww. I wanna smooch her
That's not true. You are!
yeh not bad, no dreams tho :(
you?
Story of my life
Vicky can have my cock any day
But its the wettest!
More Ashley
And that's a good thing.
Cuddle with her. Rub her legs and feet
Oh wait, it's a herman thread. Aka g hannelius guy aka pedofag he samefags using multiple devices. he suffers from multiple personality disorder and lives with his parents, drinking beer all day pretending to be different anons talking to each other. ip count goes up because he's replying from his second/third cell/pc, blah, blah, blah
Oh wait, it's a herman thread. Aka g hannelius guy aka pedofag he samefags using multiple devices. he suffers from multiple personality disorder and lives with his parents, drinking beer all day pretending to be different anons talking to each other. ip count goes up because he's replying from his second/third cell/pc, blah, blah, blah
So humid!
please suck me to orgasm, Queenie
>tfw can't unsee hoops anymore
Your day treating you good enough?
I slept good, though I woke up a few times, and no dreams for me either :'c
I'll send you some nice dreams next time :3
Before
Treating me alright
And yours?
After, imagine the smell.
sisfu is yum
Wanna smell her feet
MY NOSE IS ON FIRE
I wanna say me on the left but I can't decide which of those two guys I'd rather be
My m-m-m-m-m-mistress i-i-i-i-is a-a-a b-b-b-beautiful c-celebrity woman and I-I know I-I'm a l-l-l-l-l-lucky m-m-m-m-m-m-man...
Fucking nice.
amai is a hottie,,,
I'm so close to cumming
Here she is with her award her award for Outstanding Achievement in the Fields of Mouf Lewdness
Yeah she is
mmmmh
Pey obviously so much prettier
Nostalgia boner
nutt
OOOOOOOOOH MY DIK
Omg tell me when I'll be your lil sex toy
Not a celeb
always liked megan salinas. almost as small
Why do you hate when people get turned on?
I would appreciate that
LOOK AT MY SHIT
I'm 3 minutes from exploding fron all these gorgeous babes
pls
Man I love her tits.
Usually the morning is the most important part of a day
If you have a shiddy morning it's already over
tay time?
Stroking for Selena.
retard
Me or tay?
oh fucking yes !
I'm gonna cum
Hnnngh
Wait ... what?1
I wish that were me (on the right)
who me?
you forgot me : (
I often have other anons tell me the same, though I've never been able to be a morning person, despite effort. :( Even eating in the morning is a huge chore for me..
Happy your day is going alright though, I hope it stays that way
Taylor Swift's pussy stinks
Good points. I don't blame you user, honestly just made the thread to shit on leafs and to see if I can find someone in the 204, since I'm moving to the shithole very soon. Happy Canada day, user!
>The most based of all leaves.
Maybe Bogans shouldn't murder insane amounts of people in Winnipeg and Regina and be baby-machine whores. It's fucking in their nature. >have white friend with affluent parents >they adopt a daughter, native from baby >raise her just like him >she's a scuzzy drug thot involved in who knows what >he married an asian and pumped out adorable hapa kids Yeah yeah.. Miscegenation aside, same family, same wealthy background , same outcome for the Indian.
They'll steal the wheels off it, and that's if they don't have a bolt cutter.
welcome to canada, where citys start at tens of thousands lol
here we go with the faggot celeb haters
who hate them but click anyway.
>moving to winnipeg Unless it is outside of your hands, I would strongly recommend a different city. Halifax would be a good choice because they already have a pretty established Lebanese community. And Nova Scotia is beautiful in general.
If you’re worried about crime, get gunz. Lurk on the Canada general on /k/ to find out more.
Honk Kong user, what do you think of this main lander's attitude?
You got the chinks nailed down to a T at least. Now if only you hated Jews maybe we could actually be friends
>muh dick muthafucka
Smart man, where do you find such gigs?
Another question if you don't mind I was really looking forward to getting a nice bike and commuting with it when the weather is good, since the city is so flat. But from what I've been reading, it's not a wise idea. Since the city has a lot of bike theft. Let's say I got one of those New York U-shaped bikelocks for 90$, would that be enough to deter an injun from stealing it and moving on to a softer target (one with a cable lock maybe)?
Why would somebody do that? Just save time and stab yourself with a rusty screwdriver.
Nah, you'd think after they kept invading your country you'd have stronger feelings
I was told by a boomer contractor that worked in carpentry that redskins are actually lazier than niggers. If you give a nigger a reason to work, like for money, he MIGHT put in the effort. But Indians just don't work at all. It's also hard to believe that another race has more of an alcoholic problem than some whites.
>except for you. you can tread on me.
I fried your moms fish last night
>Maclean’s Any relation to Bill?
to be honest user, it looks the same as winnipeg
>so I could hand my country over to foreigners why would I want to be a chink? so I could betray country and run away like a coward?
Meh, they're friendly blokes once they have a few beers in them. youtube.com
>What do you plan on working as while in C
MODS ban the spammer/flooder
Selena and Tay are my ultimate fantasy threesome.
and heres this faggot again
youtube.com
Anything in particular you wanna dream about?
>Just stay out of our country and that won't be a problem then for yeah buds >Our country >Our Fucking hell Chang, why admit to being a chink if you're going to run around screeching about not wanting to let anyone in. I bet you live in a small sardine apartment with 20 other chinks in Vancouver.
Yeah i got you.
>Leafs, explain yourselves. She's a stupid squaw who should go back to the rez. What's left to explain?
> Lebanese Why do you care? Lebanese are honorary whites imo btw. Phoenicians weren't arabs. "Muh fucking racism" is cancer tho gtfo w/ that anti white bullshit
>I'm Chinese ping pong ching chong ting tang wing wang
>Oh, no, whatever will become of my social credit score? What happens when the US collapses and Canada becomes a vassal of China? you will be considered a lesser chink. They will consider you a leaf; a Kung Pao Chicken, if you will.
shut up assuie
Yes.
Being racist against Indians is like some weird regional racism that only exists in a few small pockets of North America. It has its own stereotypes and its own language. ("Squaw?") I don't get it, but I guess it makes sense in Winnipeg.
It almost surely happened. The only question is if it was justified. (spoilers: it always is)
My bad, very similar colored IDs.
It's great. We actually give no thought at all to things that don't matter, such as loyalty to your "race" (Han Chinese are even bigger mutts than the British). If you identify as a hyphenated Canadian then you honestly have no right to complain about foreigners.
Keep reading the thread, leaf bro. Or just fast forward to here:
>Squaw = Nigger Canada is really fucking gay.
She’s lying >whatcha doing there rabbi
Smart man, where do you find such gigs?
The 3-S treatment >Shoot, shovel and shut-up
Nice consideration for the Anglos who already live there. Really bringing the hospitality Levantines are known for. Why don’t you bring your entire family over, just to make it feel like ho
The Yellow Menace strikes again.
Projecting.
>they call me a stupid squaw Based redskins
>except for you. you can tread on me.
You got the chinks nailed down to a T at least. Now if only you hated Jews maybe we could actually be friends
Selkirk is pretty nice and cheap. 30 mins away from down town. The reason I chose winnipeg, is because it met those 3 conditions. Only down side is the shitty weather and crime. Crime should be mitigated by living out in the rural areas, but the weather is still shit. Where do you live user, if you don't mind me asking?
What do you plan on working as while in Canada? Are you qualified in anything? I’m not being a dick, I’m just skeptical of any and all Middle Easterners moving to huwhite countries.
You would love him if he was a merican though. Chinks are cancer but if they have money it would be retarded to prevent them from immigrating here fucking America has a path to citizenship for all exceptionally wealthy people for christ sake.
My parents put Canadian on the census not European they are both white
the crazy thing about the Winnipeg abos is that even the women are ultra aggressive. The chick in the vid related is a convicted killer youtube.com
Why the fuck would you move onto the reserve instead of taking her away from it? Dont have have kids or theyll get raped by their uncle(s)
Oops wrong file
A jew peacefully practicing his faith without subverting other nations or supporting israeli occupation is no different to me than a hindu drinking cow piss in india. Why is that wrong in your book? You do not choose which family to be born in, but you do choose which nations to subvert and attack. I judge people according to their own individual actions. But I'm not a fool to ignore statistical probabilities and factual data. Certain groups of people are more likely to commit rape, murder, violent crime....etc. It could be argued that it's a resul
Report him. All of you need to report him. You can get him banned (for a time) and kill links if enough people report him.
It's such a shame too. We've given them government sponsored ethnostates and they squander it.
Would you rather be carried by 6 or be judged by 12? That’s generally the attitude we have.
Oh, no, whatever will become of my social credit score? Exactly what I said, my family owns real estate in BC and it makes a lot of money. Yeah, aaaaaany day now, we'll be sent packing by the white Canadian ethno-state. Hahahaha.
>except for you. you can tread on me.
Its pretty terrible here.
You should stay where youre from dude. We're getting pretty fucking sick of you guys. Something is going to happen soon. Dont be a coward and run away from your homelands. You guys almost always regret it.
Lebanese arent goatfuckers. They're Spanish tier white and fairly civilized.
to be honest user, it looks the same as winnipeg
Indians are to Canada what niggers are to the USA. We have niggers here but the dynamic is different.
>doesn't understand how IDs work Back to rebbit.
here's a good video of a squaw in Winnipeg starting shit with a nog. This is very typical behavior youtube.com
yes it likely is
So what's up with all the lebs here being so heavily engaged in crime? They just busted some of em running drugs out of a children's daycare ffs. Why is this such a big aspect of your culture?
Not surprising. But it's this very indecency which is so commonplace within your nation, that will eventually get you all deported from these lands.
There's maybe ~10 black people in all of Vancouver. I barely ever see niggers. Lots of chinks and gooks though. Whole swarms of the squinty eyed bugs taking up literal entire neighbourhoods. Gook town, k-town, chinatown you name it
A fucking tree
>Leb flag posting Hitler images fondling Weimar whores with gloves Are you one of those Christian Lebs? You know, the ones that did tours in those camps with the Druze..
Why would somebody do that? Just save time and stab yourself w
I loove that outfit on her
I don't have an issue with jews who want to be among themselves and do their own shit. On the other hand, I hate any group of people, including kikes that subvert other nations for their own political gains. Are we best friends now?
the interesting thing about that video is that at 1:20 she admits to killing Hillary Wilson who is one of the missing and murdered women. When the gov whines about "genocide" of abos - it's abos killing each other. Lots of people think it's just the aboriginals men, but the aboriginals women do it too.
>You would love him if he was a merican though. he's chinese: he can never be merican. >Goddamn you Canuckistanis are TardTsars
based prairie provinces I would be honored if you'd secede and join us. we can piss on the carcass of Canada together.
Soon
If you’re worried about crime, get gunz. Lurk on the Canada general on /k/ to find out more.
73% meme boy
Literally over 85% of white people in this province will secretly hate you, and talk openly amongst themselves about it once you get here, you understand that right?
Indeed. I know an older guy who worked on a reservation for awhile because he wanted to help. He eventually became complete disenfranchised with the idea that they are just being oppressed. I asked him what he thinks of the whole situation now, and he just shrugs his shoulders and says "They have to take responsibility themselves". And he's right. Eventually we all have to stop blaming others for our problems.
>Nobody uses terms like "squaw" or "Rez" but Indians. Fake news I tend to agree. My best friend in high school was ultra -native. He never used those words and never heard of anyone who did.
What do you plan on working as while in Canada? Are you qualified in anything? I’m not being a dick, I’m just skeptical of any and all Middle Easterners moving to huwhite countries.
Only good to come out of Canada would be beer, the Air Farce Radio Show, and a few bands
Yo
>mfw these threads
Stick around, we have loads of fun here ...
Oh, I will.
These two would look great without their heads attached.
Latex suit? pls no
No tits, no good. Would not abduct.
Oh please yes...
That's more like it.
Ted looks like such a goofball in so many pics. His charisma in person really must have been something for so many to compliment his attractiveness.
>Come home.
>See this.
What do?
In all the photos I've seen of him, he looks goofy in roughly 50% of them — I think he did it intentionally. Watching videos of him, he really was magnetic.
do a 540° and run away
kek you got it
gonna go out for a bit, catch you later :)
A-As a-a w-weak m-m-m-m-m-man w-with a-a-a s-strong c-celebrity woman I-I know m-m-m-m-m-m-my m-m-m-m-m-mistress could e-easily f-f-find a-a-a-a-a real m-m-man whenever sh-she w-wants... She c-could r-replace m-m-m-me a-as quickly a-a-as she chooses a-a different i-ice c-cream flavor f-for her c-cone...
Taylor Swift's pussy stinks
Smash face in with crowbar, toss into car, drive somewhere remote, kill, engage in jolly necrophilia.
>. Watching videos of him, he really was magnetic.
I guess he had to have been, given how many people he was able to lure ..
Alrighty, stay safe
All the elevator buttons
Oh so incredibly high
I stand today for the midget
At the size of a regular guy
Nice hair, it would look good drying out on her broken skull.
Anyone have those new Selena pics
That song is so gay and it doesn't accurately portray me, hence I feel offended. Choose the duck song instead.
I'm falling asleep at work...
"Oh, I'm going out for a date tonight. I thought I should let you know," she w-would t-tell m-m-m-me i-i-in a blithe m-m-manner w-with a-a smile o-on h-her f-f-f-f-face a-a-a-a-as I look on c-completely sh-shocked a-and dumbfounded...
Look at videos of him on the stand at his trial answering the prosecution's questions. He was smooth as fuck.
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand:
"Hey,
>quack quack quack
got any grapes?"
The man said:
>no, we just sell lemonade
My beautiful daughter.
No. I like the song and
Let me hold you, little man
As the parade passes by
Let me hold you, little man
We'll make believe you can fly
Yes, sure she is. Not a random cunt you found online.
dat song is very strange
small things aren't very fond of heights, so I doubt that a little man would like to fly
I too enjoy music created by niggers.
Do you wanne know a secret?
You shout for me to put you down
But I'm marching today for your cause
I'm banging the drum
Your big day will come
When they remake The Wizard of Oz
mean :(
k nevermind
I-I w-w-would a-a-ask h-h-her wh-what does sh-she m-m-mean, a-and sh-she w-w-w-would e-explain th-that sh-she h-has d-d-decided t-t-t-to s-s-s-see Tom, o-o-one o-of h-her f-friends, f-for s-some r-romance a-a-a-and e-excitement... Since sh-she m-met h-h-him a-a couple m-m-m-months a-a-a-ago a-and they c-chat s-so f-frequently she a-always f-finds h-him s-so attractive a-and e-exciting a-and interesting...
Okay, well, make sure you let her go out with her friends at night so I can take her to my rape forest.
>Tries to escape.
>Comes crawling back 12 minutes later.
Are you the cutest? :3
Just keep looking at Maddie, she'll keep you awake.
Yeah I watched that series on Netflix about him recently. It was really interesting, but I'm not exaggerating when I say I started to get a sick feeling in my stomach after had listening to him for awhile.
IDLES aren't even black
the fuck are u on about
also stop being le edgy racist for edgy's sake
the song is actually pretty good
So let me hold you, midget man
Pretend that you're flying in space
Let me hold you, midget man
So the dog will stop licking your face
I'm going to post something
Are you in love with a midget?
tell me when ur gonna post something good, BTFO!!
Oh, he's absolutely evil. I get that feeling as well with prolonged exposure. Interesting as fuck, though. Zac Efron was the worst casting choice for Ted; he's a fucking richfag who is completely inept at acting evil. Fucking shame.
Oh, yeah. Btw Sarah has some goodness too
Post boobs in the next.
Who starred in Wolf of Wall Street?
...
Thank God I'm tall
I won't let you fall
We're all midget
For one, and for all...
Leo?
They should have picked him
No I doubt that