What type is you gf/wife?

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best blowjob I ever got was from a girl that fucking savoured it like #2 but after would go and spit it out into the sink.
but she was a succubus, her blowjobs were like getting your soul sucked out through your dick as you ascended to a different plane of existence.

reminder if your girl does #3 face then you probably have a shitty diet.
dont drink alcohol, eat garlic/cabbage/red meat the day before.
eat lots of fruit, and about 6h before chug 2L of pineapple juice. drink lots of water.

My sub is number 3 now but I'm going to work with her on making her a one.
I already helped her to get to a point where she starts to enjoy sex. I'm pretty sure I'll get her to the point of being a cum hungry oral slut.

She's a 3, hates it lol

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>Savoured it

Retard 2 is taking it in the face, 1 in the mouth. 2 isn't a progression of 1.

Gee thanks Doug doctors

Gee thanks 'dolly' doctor

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well, if you woman does anything but #3 then ur with a whore LOL.
Wait... #3 is letting him do it anyway so she's a whore too. LOOL

#staysingle

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Raywj?!?

yo, what's up guys!

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as long as they let you blow your load on their tits/fur or inside its not that big a deal. deal breaker if they balk at those though.

does she tolerate it? on her tits? on her ass?

Pretty much anywhere but her face

wife #2. loves sucking cock and swallowing cum

I actually dated the girl in top left pic..

My wife is none of these which is why i fuck hookers that are number 1's. I actually found out my niece is a prostitute and i fucked her yesterday them came on her face, she was a 2 though.

Wife is 1. Ex wife was a 3.

>fur

2

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Gf is 1

rug? front butt brillo pad? grassy knoll?

2D

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#3 unfortunately. I think this is the reason I cheat, total pride/no fun in bed.

same here user, love the woman but she is a total deadfish in bed so i fuck her on weekends and hit up tinder and hookers during the week to get my good nuts out!

Post pic.

Picture pls and i said you wwyd

Sucks she’s absolutely will never even entertain the idea of anal, hates cum on her...just no fun.
On the other hand our 19 y/o nanny is a total freak

Pics

More pls

Wife is a 1. She'll give me a hand job while sucking me off. Any thing that doesn't get in her mouth she'll lick off.

Pictures pls

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Stfu virgin.

Every bitch is different

Seems like a dumb idea...

This

Just go ahead

My last girl was a 3, my new girl is a 1.

Lovin' it. Blow my load in her mouth and she swallows it all up like a good little cum slut.

we had a nanny for a while too, was 22 and in college. During the off season she would show up at 8 and i work from home while she takes care of the kid. Started out nice and friendly but after about a month she started getting handsy with me and while i resisted at first it only took a few days of her flirting before she was under my desk sucking me off for extra cash. Before long we were fucking every day and i was dropping hundreds on her a week. Eventually my wife decided to put our son in day care close to where she worked so that was that. I still went to her dorm every few days and fucked her raw but it was so much better when i was on conference calls and she was under my desk blowing me.

Of her or of her licking cum off her hands?

3 cunt

you're right but they still have a point. If your cum tastes and smells bad, they won't want it in their mouth or near their face/nose

your wife is either too trustworthy of you or an idiot. You're a douche too, but I'd probably do the same

New gf is a 1. First load she took to the face she didn't even flinch.

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No photos of her licking it off her hands but this is her doing shots of cum. She sucked men off then spit it into a shot glass and then drank it.

Bullshit. Pineapple does fuck all to the taste. It's been debunked so many times that the only people repeating it are little beta cucks like yourself

Nah I’ve posted things on b that I definitely regret posting so I’m good fam

meh don't care about your opinion, fact is ive been married 20 years and cheating on my wife for 19 of them. I fuck hookers 2-3 times per week and have a sugar baby that gives me head and swallows in her dorm room. I'm happy with my life so it doesn't matter what you call me cause i don't care :)

All these virgins don’t understand what marriage is. After marriage you learn that monogamy is a farce.

pretty much, i love my wife but i want to fuck other people too. Sex is great and with one person it gets boring pretty quick. At least with sugar babies and prostitutes you get variety and can do all the nasty stuff that your wife wont!

So true, on the 3rd time I fucked our nanny she was down for anal. We’re on year 14 with my wife won’t even have a discussion on anal

wife is 2...

I'm sure you'd flip out if you found out your wife was smashing someone you both know tho

Actually not really...

Then she'd be #1.

#2 is she doesn't let you bust in her mouth, but takes a facial. How are people getting so confused?

#1 faking orgasm
#2 dead fish
#3 the face a woman makes when she actually cums. Loves fucking so much, didn't even bother to take top off.
you virgins wouldn't know, though.

Maybe if you fucked her better she would. I've been married 11 years and she's still up for anything. If you married someone that isn't compatible with you, that's you dumb assess fault. Don't cheat on her ffs.

Absolutely #1
She even like to eat shit and piss.
It is a masochist and I am a sado.
Except the fact that it's a trap.
So no, isn't a girl.
Why I am even in this thread?

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1 second wife
2 first wife
3 current girlfriend.
That's why I still bang number 2 for 5 years after our divorce.

imaginary is the word id use

My wifes a 1 until I start cumming then she turns into a 3. I'm OK with it as shes amazing in so many other ways.

Gf is 2 most of the time but she can be 1 if she’s feeling slutty.

Wife is behavior #1 but keeps the eyes welded shut like #2. Apparently semen burns like a motherfucker if you get it in your eye so I dont blame her.

But when she tells me she hasn't had a taste of my cum in a coupla days and drags me to the bedroom, I can't complain.