So I want to lick this porn star's asshole

So I want to lick this porn star's asshole
>pic related
And people think im joking/trolling when I start a thread asking for advice on how i should do that.
All jokes aside, what should I do to lick Elles's asshole?
>inb4 hurrrr duuuurrr ur an faggot

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>Find her website/booking agent online
>contact to book a scene
>pay for scene
>lick her asshole
>share on B

>pay for scene
Ya i dint wanna be a porn star tho. Cant i just do it in private?

And i dont think she has an agent

She's a camwhore, not a pornstar. Huge difference. You actually have a much better chance at fucking a real pornstar via escort services than being a creeper and tracking down some random girl that posts vids online of herself and asking to fuck her.

Contact her and pay money.

I don't want to fuck her tho.
Strictly tongue action in her ass and thats it.

Please tell me the difference between a porn star and a cam girl because obviously having a pornhub and xvideos account to upload videos of pornographic nature on isnt sufficient enough for someone to be a porn star.

What would I say?

Should I try to build it up like a stud or should I just try to be bluntly honest and flat out tell her: can i lick your butthole?
And what do I tell her to convince her i have money? Should i include that or should i flash pictures of myself holding all of it and let her see for herself

Bump for interest

She'd probably never go for it anyway. How do you know she isn't in a relationship? You got to treat this just like how you'd treat Tinder. You want to hook up or at least eat her ass. She won't just agree. You gotta talk to her first, but before that you gotta remember the two rules. Be attractive, and don't be unattractive. Even then you probably won't get to do whatever considering you're just an internet stranger and she probably has plenty of money from cam whoring

Fair argument and good feedback. Ill be the most attractive studiest alpha she ever came across.
It says shes single and i doubt she would camwhore alone if she had a bf. Im sure she would at least make him perform sex acts on her.

So how should I reach out to her? Should I go through her Pornhub and PM her or should I go through something more social media friendly like twitter/instagram?

Send a picture of your self and with a toilet seat as a frame. Then she'll get the picture litterally

No dude seriously. Like I have to do this right. My tongue has to go in that girl's ass, it just has to.

>Like I have to do this right. My tongue has to go in that girl's ass

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what the fuck you mean? be a porn star? do
you think she brings her own camera crew? You
pay for the girl, and thats it, you decide how it is
recorded and if ever released.

I dont want to record it tho. I want everything to be as discreet as possible.

then fucking pretend to be recording it you
stupid fuck, she is a porn"star", she will require
some sort of setup to be onboard with this, so
follow her guidelines and never record shit. Who
cares right you are paying for it, but if you
seriously ask more questions about this i fear
you might be too stupid to get it done.

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Aaaaah i see what you're going for.
Im catching your drift now

So how do I arrange it of she doesnt have an agent? Should I pm her through pornhub?

They are essentially whores so find Facebook page and make an offer

Youve obviously never paid a pornstar for sex before as an escort service because theyll fuck anyone on or off camera. Everybody's got their price. I fucked jenna jammison in my hotel room in vegas before she married that wrestler faggot or whatever the fuck she did with her life

Op just get it out there if she would be interested.

But make it seem like a business preposition and not like youre trying to solicit prostitution from her

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Why bother you autistic sperglord faggot?
Dont you know how pathetoc you look right now? All you want to do is eat some cunts asshole out because you see her do kinky shit over webcam and youre instantly mezmorized by her?

Do the world a favor. Kill yourself before you lay eggs

>But make it seem like a business preposition and not like youre trying to solicit prostitution from her

What is trying to be all professional about it like he works for some customer service line? Dont tell this pathetic beta what he should do. Let him curl up in misery and sorrow over how pathetic his existence is on this planet

And whats with the photo?

Bump for interest. I want to know too

you'll never understand... why men find the female form so enticing

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doesn't matter which way you message her, just hope she responds. maybe compliment her work first or something to break the ice. Also I forgot to mention that she might get requests or propositions like this all the time so she might unfortunately respond by telling you she doesn't do that with fans. Good luck

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Whats the point tho?
Thats where shit comes out of.
Why would anybody ever want to put their tongue in a part of the body where shit comes out of?

>So I want to lick this porn star's asshole

Why would you want to lick the asshole of a person who get paid to have her asshole fucked by MANY strange men?
Do you secretly desire the many deposits of cum by many different guys left in her ass?

Much appreciated!

Im crafting the message right now with your very valued input in mind, user

>she might unfortunately respond by telling you she doesn't do that with fans.

Whores work for money... just offer her more.

Not OP but,
>projecting

1. Stick your finger up your own ass
2. Sniff, lick and suck your finger
3. Taste and smell will be the same
4.????
5. Profit

>Not OP but,
>>projecting
fine... suck the cum of 20 guys from her abused asshole and be happy!

oh god he's posting it again

Yeah because nobody took me seriously.
Im serious about putting my tongue in werid places on this girl

np. Good luck with your ass eating endeavors

fair enough

What should I say so i don't come off as a desperate fan?

You thing $5000 is sufficient!?

Projecting what?

But I want hers tho

She doesn't fuck guys on camera tho. She masturbates and cosplays

I need all the luck i can get

>Projecting what?
your lust for eating someone else's cum.

>But I want hers tho
Shit is shit - only variable is diet. Just look in her social media to find what she eats, copy that and you're there

You are actually willing to pay her 5k for that? Damn, you really want that ass. Don't all in on the offer, if she actually would let you eat her ass for money. Go like $700 first.

>You thing $5000 is sufficient!?
>thing
illiterate moron
also, for $5k she better be doing anal as well

>She doesn't fuck guys on camera tho. She masturbates and cosplays
Most porn actresses start the same way.
First pictures only, then toys, then lesbian, then fake shots with a guy, then real sex, then anal, then niggers, then animals

Pay here like 5k and then lick her asshole

Whose cum? The dildo's?

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>Whose cum? The dildo's?

Dude if you think she is not being railed on the daily, you are insane. There are middle-eastern men who find thots like this and "hire" them for a weekend of play. Very hard to pass-up $20K to $60k for 2 days "labor"... they get railed by half dozen sleazy rich fucks

Naw id rather eat her ass tbh

>Damn, you really want that ass
Like you wouldnt believe

I was originally planning on starting low at like 750 actually. Should I jump to 1750 if she says no?

But you think thatll be enough to let me eat her ass tho?

>first pictures only then toys

Wait so if a girl sends me noodz, is there a greater chance of her becoming a porn star as opposed to a girl whos never done that before?

And wtf animals? Df kind of porn are you watching?

>Dude if you think she is not being railed on the daily, you are insane
Nigger have you even see her holes?

Shes like super low mileage for being like a year in the business off of just toys
Trust me that ass is brand spanking new

>Shes like super low mileage for being like a year in the business off of just toys
>Trust me that ass is brand spanking new

EXACTLY what the rich middle-eastern dudes look for, young fresh whores who will do ANYTHING for $20K- $60k in one weekend.. the private jet REALLY helps in luring in the stupid whores

You have no chance, you are a BETA and we all know it because you are asking for our help. You would not have made this thread if you were an ALPHA. So I don’t see a positive ending for your quest to eat this porn stars ass, cause if she was a min to BETA’s she would not be a porn star. Unless you are rich, then just throw a bunch of money at her. Every person has a price

>Unless you are rich, then just throw a bunch of money at her. Every person has a price
He just said 5k dumbass l2r

ALPHA don't read you BETA

>muh indirect kiss
Are you japanese or just retarded?
Do you also think sperm is immune to soap and bacteria and just stays wherever it drops forever?

I bet he wishes it was so he could suck it out with his mouth like the little cum slut that he is

>youre a beta and because youre not an alpha youre a beta
What?

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Nah dude she completely IGNORES anyone of color who comments on her vids/replies on Twitter