I have a question for all you pussies - how come you don't enlist and serve your country?
Having a career and a cause beats masturbating yourself blind in your moms basement. Some of you fat fucks might even PT hard enough to lose the man tits and lose your v cards eventually.
>Having a career and a cause beats masturbating yourself blind
Not really.
Nolan Kelly
Because I have:
Depression OCD ADHD Schizophrenia
Pretty sure you don't want me around guns.
Nathaniel Wright
Only retards, rednecks and niggas join the muhreen. I have no interest in associating with people like that.
If I was to go military I'd join the chair force so I could sit on my ass with all the other kikes and not get shot at.
Christian Brown
Can't speak for America, but all the people I know that went to serve in Australia only did so because they failed in school and had no life after.
The military seems to be a gathering place of said dropouts and outcasts. Train them up, give them a monster of the week, then send them off to fight, and if they die, meh, more will show up to take their place.
Ayden Wright
I bet your some pog boot bitch. Most of the people who talk shit like they're John fucking Rambo are.
Samuel Davis
>how come you don’t enlist? Too old. Too fat. Don’t care.
Benjamin Phillips
Blah blah blah, youre just a dumb hick that the elite convinced to be a bullet sponge. Youre not fighting for the people, youre fighting for the elite, and they never gave a shit about you. Bootlicker.
Connor Nguyen
>0411 >Maintenance Management Specialist
Fuck off you pog bitch. Why even be a marine if you're going to be a pog? It's like bringing a girl to prom and letting someone else fuck her.
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>joining the U.S. Military after the catastrophic clusterfuck that was the Vietnam War
U.S. Military. It's essentially a declaration that you've lost the game. Think about it. The power of free will and you *still* settle for slavery. Wonderful, hey?
From an early age, you're influenced by your environment. Your parents (or lack of), teachers (in some manner, shape or form) and other mentors can help steer your life in a direction, whichever direction that may actually be. However during all of this, if you're still alive and have most of your bodily functions, there are a whole world of opportunities available to you. Especially in this day and age of technological marvels and the wonders of the Internet to provide information (and, of course, misinformation.)
The military should not even be an option at this point, because not only is there enough information to suggest that joining it is only for those who've allowed themselves to be brainwashed by a military-industrial complex keen on retaining what power they have left ... but there is also enough information available for people to make their OWN decisions on what they'd like to do, instead. Still, people join. They wish to be broken down and remoulded in somebody else's image. This is a sign of weakness. Of allowing one's self to be influenced and corrupted by those with power and ambition. Essentially, those who join the military are no-better than mindless sheep.
>tl;dr: Join the military? You're a faeces-flinging, irradiated, nuclear-powered rhesus monkey who enjoys others making decisions for you - and you probably stink.
I am a marine here. 3381 food service. Been on Yea Forums since 2010. Been a marine since 2016. Still masturbate myself blind lol. I must masturbate 2-6 times a day
Jayden Sanchez
Hurrah brother! 0326/0317 Scout Sniper Forced Recon here (crosstrained as EOD and SEAL medic and UH-1 door gunner)
pic related: its me (notice my badass Force Recon tattoo on my arm)
>On Monday, United Sporting Cos., a major firearms distributor, announced it would file for bankruptcy. This bankruptcy exposes, yet again, the dirty secret of the gun industry: It's basically a big right-wing hustle whose business model depends largely on exploiting white male identity politics and irrational, reactionary fears in order to bilk anxious conservative men out of lots of money. The United Sporting CEO, Bradley Johnson, admitted in the bankruptcy filings that the company had stocked up heavily in 2016, in anticipation of a likely election victory by Hillary Clinton. The assumption was that if she won, they'd see a run on gun stores by Republican voters. This was not an irrational assumption: Barack Obama's two election victories had sparked a boom in gun sales, largely driven by white men in red states.
>The traditional explanation for this is that gun lovers are "afraid" that the Democrats will immediately ban guns, so they go on a shopping spree ahead of the supposed crackdown. No doubt that's part of it, but I also suspect there's more going on. Obama and Clinton both represented symbolic threats to white male dominance. Running out and buying a bunch of firepower is a way for insecure white men, threatened by the idea of diversity and equality, to reassure themselves that they are still dominant and powerful. Guns are quite literally a pacifier for white male anxiety.
ammosexuals are just as bad as furries, trannies, and vegans
American soldiers in general are a liability They kill more of themselves each year than any enemy they are fighting They kill more if themselves than are killed by their enemies They have a negative K/D ratio
Levi Ross
>fuck the government
I support the troops who come back with PTSD and other injuries of the mind and body, but I do not support what the gubment makes them do. I will not be involved with the greed of Congress.
Thomas Powell
>masturbating yourself blind in your moms basement. so jackin it in the porta jon in 100+ degree heat was an improvment?
Lincoln Moore
[citation missing]
Landon Clark
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. That's what makes us better than you, faggot.
Samuel Clark
They wouldn't let me, that was almost two years ago and it still bothers me.