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I hope that little shit broke her neck

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Dumpert is voor kankerautisten tegenwoordig. kanker op naar facebook met je watermark

Point is, dads gone and leaves mom with 2 kids.

Good job dad. Luckily noone filme.... o wait

Shhh no gore..

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kek

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This is how you water liberals.

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ga lekker naar je zolder
> go back to your attic fag

>Inb4 posting normie watermarked shit

whatd he say?

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Kom met oc of krijg kanker

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stfu subhuman nigger. go collect another welfare cheque you thieving ape

That OP got this post from some faggy normie site and should get cancer

i actually was hoping the kid would have broken her neck. little psycho cunt deserved it

Cancerous watermark

are these guys practicing some sort of homosexual acrobatics?

mace these young shits

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!

Its from a movie.

Stress really brings out the truth.

m'lady gone wrong

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>forcing the kids to stay and then running at the last moment while leaving them behind.

good job you absolute moron

TRIPLE DOSAGE NICE LMAO

Less the kind of "it's fine, don't worry about it" behavior I meant, but I guess that guy is white, yes.

I'm white. Also American, meaning I'm not a threat to your country's welfare system.

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Nice of them to share the mosquito repellent.

Hot

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grandma will save her

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Murcia

aren't back of the neck punches disallowed?

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What the fuck

The ref never saw it.

>Hero: I don't wanna eat chinese food tonight again
>Dad: FU go shoot a dog for dinner
>Hero: No just KMS

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Nerve gas

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slut

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Now I know why they invented sports bras.

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fucking asshole, it's her birthday and he does that to her.. no wonder asian girls prefer white men.

Whore

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I know they were trying to prove a point to their son for his bad habits but the kid was clearly depressed, guess he had enough of their bullshit and probably didnt think twice.

As a father now, shit like this hurts to see, back then I thought this shit was hilarious.

Pretty much anyone that isnt obese can do this..

I think you're reading a lot into a clip that's not pictured, unless you know the story here

so hot

Your contributions seem well- intentioned but I'm not sure you understand the topic

Never a bad time to insert a weird racial agenda huh user

Cats are nothing but disease ridden eco-system destroying parasites. Killing a cat is a good thing to do.

Yeah its been a while since I read the story, the kid was a gamer or something, parents were extremely strict, parents ridiculed him, put him down and kid just had enough. Theres more to it but i forgot

just trying user
(You)
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Honestly, I'm impressed by both of them.
Dude took the hits and stayed calm till she stopped.
She got nailed by a punch and didn't just immediately go down.

Imagine watching your child shoot himself and your instinctual reaction is to smack him in the head.. Its a pretty nice sign of what this kid probably dealt with.

Top it off with dad's embarrassing overly dramatic flop.

what a champ left his family and almost drag another with him

She was being a fucking bitch untill she saw something worth money anyways, fuck that.

fuck this bitch. i'd done that to her as well

bullshit
father told him to kill himself and put the gun down, he actually did it and the father thought his son tried to shoot him and missed so he went to beat him up.

Coward bails without his family

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double dubs

> boyfriend starts filming you, makes you dismantle a heavy metal cage to get to a present
> oh shit it's a really nice present!
> ha ha fooled you idiot it's a small shitty cake
Yeah what a bitch who wouldn't love that

Exactly

Perfect reason why I never lane split

Sad case of real world survival

nice trips, kind of bad effects though, what movie?

he looks greek or some shit but ok.

I like how the driver of the white car hesitates to come to help. You literally see him attempt to abort twice only to come over once a group of people approach. He only did it so nobody would accuse him of hit and run. And then they just let the victim lie around to get hit by the rampaging tricycle instead of trying to drag him away or something. Chinks are truly egoistic.

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There's a shockingly high number of people who openly admit to doing shit like this despite it being perfectly legal. Like, not only do they think it's illegal for some reason but also that they have to be the one to stop you, and there's no such thing as excessive force.

Not if you duck too low and don't give opponent any choice, it wasn't deliberate

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WTF? He just decided to try something new?

i'm guessing target fixation

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if he's white lmao then Barack Obama is fucking chinese m8. Use your eyes, that's pure 100% Congolombian

Opened up way to early. Could've made the turn, no problem. Complete it, brake a little to right the bike, then drop into the left - but nooo, he looked right at the pole and went for it. Target fixation done wrong.

He's not white, retard

Spectacular

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this is a fucking asshole.

How does that shit even happen?

Why didn't he get off the street?

Republicans be like

I'm guessing drunk/woman driver
>I accidentally hit the gas

Wish I had the will power for that.

Now that garage door is gonna need to be looked at thanks to this rough housing

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Couldn't have happened to a more colossal faggot. Hope the wheelie was worth it.

Off for a wank I go

stop

That made me happy

I can't

Have a good wank

So satisfying when he punched her in the face

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Jesus, how does it digest that?

What a faggot

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What's going on here?

It was his brother driving the toyota, the gored one was guiding the other to park. At the end he lost his foot

I'd plant a flagpole in that.

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Fuck this lane splitting nigger

lane splitting is legal retard

she is drunk as fuck after one tho

Only in Cali nigger

The mom could have used all the other birds tax money to take care of her useless bird, then stayed at home taking selfies and talking about how great of a mom she is taking care of her little burden on society.

Come to Cali nigger

Why do all Americans think everybody lives in america.

Most of you third worlders don't even have internet. (Or speak american to be on an american site)

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That's why I say hey man nice shot.

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underrated post

Looks like a goddamn tranny.

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love school shootings, more?

What's this?

nice he saved it, I'd let the fucker die as revenge.

checked

New Blair Witch judging by some of that camera work.

(also, why did he shoot the monitors? waste of ammo)

to be fair, it's not like humans are meant to be fucking around up in the air.

Pretty impressive.

There are signs in this park never to leave the car on that road...

I dunno maybe because he was just run over by a car.

you mean this japanese imageforum?

The mom chooses the strongest kid that is most likely to survive and gives it all food and space. She made her decision and got rid of the weak kid. Mother nature for you.

You sure? Math finds whites take up the entitlement lion's share. Red states are trash society incubators that reflected the findings.

-a white

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he ded

dat neck wiggle at the end

That technique

Feeling athletic. Just might...

>defending gold diggers

>implying moot is japanese
whew lad

Yeah, a lot of people change lanes. Maybe don't travel so fast that you won't be able to stop when you need to.

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Why are all American drivers so shit

do you live in a cave? Russia and China have the worst of the worst drivers in the entire planet.

Gross

>Blackberry logo in the top left corner

Guessing it's for a comerical.

American driver.

why do the wipers always come on?

i have achieved maximum over-no

>implying moot still owns Yea Forums and gookmoot didn't buy it
wew lad

he shot the monsters because he was angry and wanted to destroy things and monsters break pretty viscerally

Shithole state. Literally any other major metro is a better choice than any Cali city apart from Seattle.

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You don't understand what a gold digger is...

Portland is just as shitty. Just stay off of the West coast

oh really. then i guess her display of sheer disappointment after realizing she doesn't get the shiny she always wanted and showing that's all she cares about is expensive shiny shit, which is exactly what gold diggers care about. Expensive, shiny, shit.

grandma died

those cops are so courageous , it's almost as if they enjoy spreading human misery

>when she only cares about your bank account and nothing else
>you don't u-un-understand

Welcome to the internet, where there are white knights at the ready to defend anything with a vagina

wish they were there when antifa was chimping out, but mayor be faggin and telling police to stand down.

>that hilarious priceless moment when whiteknights get cucked and thrown aside after all that effort

Easily

Mass shooting in Crimea where 18 year old student kills 19 people before killing himself.

incorrect, also you're a cunt

for real, Oregon should be named Or-gone, i lived there for a year, they are a collection of cavemen retards

look, this retard thinks we all have compact little shit cars and our cop cars might be a fucking prius.

bitch... you have no idea what we are.

almost as nice as Billie's

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Portland. not Or-gone. Just portland. Most of rural Oregon hates Portland like how everyone hated Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.

so satisfying , most every biker on the road deserves this

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Look at the amount of nuts she had to remove to get to the key kek. Probably fake video though

from the video i can tell they know each other because she was fine with being recorded, could be a boyfriend or just friend.

now her friend gave her a gift, seemed like car, she was happy and existed maybe even surprised to get a car for a gift. she went along just to find that she got a cake, which i assum is a birthday cake. making him even more of an asshole. anybody would be happy to recieve a car for a gift, how does that make her a gold digger?

I know every time I see something stupid happen it's an American

>the interpretive dance of bereavement

portland is a liberal retard fuck fest, i lived in rural or-gone, the local high school mascot was literally "the cavemen", they are proud to be dirt stupid subhuman animals there

humans are meant to fuck everything

not kidding

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Now THAT'S funny.

i mean, i'm used to at least something like this. ignore the thing on the bottom left, i think it was added for humor as this is to enlist tucson police. in fact, the SUVs are much tougher and bigger than the top right usually.

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This is hilarious

That's more fucked than the guy with a whole dead roach in his ear

Nigger got fucked.

The bottom left is clearly a historical cop car, not for humor. Dumb ass.

So this is how we get rid of niggers? Brb, buying a komodo dragon.

He could have fallen 6 times with how much he recovers.

Agreed.
>Inb4 "you must be a nigger, than."

That was superb! Thanks for that one bro.

That light show at the end

well said user, i look forward to killing myself btw, waiting for my dog to die

Tl;dr I don't like cats.

kek

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>this

Did that nigger tried to turn of the gasoline fire with a blowing?

Well fuck.

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Fucking women.

This tard legit knocked himself out

I would have beat the shit out of that guy if I had been there.

They don't have the balls to take on antifa.

The owner of Yea Forums is Hiroyuki Nishimura.

How you going to slam someone then fuck yourself up?

lol. killed himself. what a fag

Kek.

Angry incels detected

She's part of the herd now... The retarded neuron-free herd.

Fucking annoying that everyone standing by was fine with her hitting him, but when he struck back the white knights stormed in.

Equality 2019

He became a American citizen in 2017

Being a white

Seriously. She ate a haymaker and came back for seconds!

This.

Yea Forums was invented in 2003 as a debate forum for japanese comics.

Surely this is a pasta?

So was he trying to show the ladies that he has balls... by losing them ?

WHITE KNIGHT FAGGGGG

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It's kinda hard to get up and walk away when you've just been crushed by a 2 ton machine.

Yah that's true but seeing me do this would not result in a erection

started from some weeb in the US, yep.

...

By an American in America.

this one made my dick move

its not a knockdown, ref clearly signals that he pushed him down, no count, this fight went the to points
dont know what these idiots are talking about

I have no idea why I find when she shits into the glass so funny. Just how quick and easy it curls into itself is just a see inspiring feat. No American can shit a perfect curly poop like that with the shit we eat.
>Tfw 2 away from quads.

Ok faggot

There quite a few of them here.

Yeah, if you're a pussy.

And she'd still bang him over you.

every fucking japanese/asian instagram is obvious fake clickbait you fucking summer brainlets.

He obviously did it for a reason, why do you default to the girl needing defending? You absolute loser.

are humans the only animals that can die from just falling over?

>literally knows she is an instagram user without any obvious indicator
>unironically knows instathots
>leave now you fucking summer brainlets

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Walking up right, large brains and thinner skulls. No other animal has all those problems.

so sarcastically edgy
I guess you would murder your weakest child too.
do you live in a 3rd world country? why do families in 3rd world countries have more children? why do you compare two completely different species? are you retarded? so obvious...

all fish can die that way.
falling means they are outside water and that means they are dead.

Ofc I dont know who this gook is. Why are you defending a girl in a video who is clearly acting. kek. Ever since vine all japanese/asian shit is horrible overacting fake bullshit because thats whats popular. Do you understand now lil baby brain?

surely its only normies that think its real tho

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Typical canadians

it only matters that you invented shit, you are just a parasite of society and brag about things others did. btw europe invented america.

>normie
>following the meme of anti-normie
>wouldn't that make you a normie as well for following a popular social trend?
>normie.

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Have you been living under a rock, or are you just a dumbass? The Ruiz v Joshua fight most certainly did not go to points.

youtu.be/DQ4P1ySqbLg

>seething normies

nice kot, retard how about using something from 2019?

how rich.

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he deded on nerf gas

None of that has anything to do with whether or not this site is Japanese. Are you to inbred to be able to follow the flow of conversation?

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This is the movie Force Majeure you actual retards

unfortunately, he survived.

forgot one retard

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Incel

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You got a lot of whiteys mad, good job man that was easy.

>rofl I made everyone seething by being incorrect!

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Why do white people hate themselves so much?

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>"to inbred"

no wonder you're a virgin

Agreed.

Nice God roll

citation neeeeededdd

He looks kind of similar to Eric Harris.

Why are Indians so fucking retarded? No wonder their country is shit

2nded kankernerds

Stupid nigger

18?

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>NO gore
I'm sick of this shit

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that fucking truck could have easily looked both ways for a motorcycle.

LMAO, good ol grant's pass.

Dirty nigger cum. It's no wonder she threw up. Fucking apes need to be exterminated

hes clearly fucking white, are you the same retard that said the brazilian person was white

So fucking edgy

Enough kiddie shit.

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Anything goes

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sad truth

White men love the feeling of being controlled and dominated.

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you know black people shoot each other all the time right?

In his own lane? Wheely boy flew in his lane, his fault, paid the ultimate price.

you knew that wasn't going to end well

>white, 3 times darker than her
spic at best.

kek, get glasses you fucking autist. Hes white.

Vacationing in Jamaica? Not sure what I expected...

>having to take responsibility for morons in the opposite lane
oof.

smart man.

eat shit

Still if you go through the FAQ to see the first question "WHAT IS Yea Forums" we got Japan named twice, America 0.

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Right, republicans are the ones killing babies...

you may continue

we never said that

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you must work for the media and call everyone but Africans "white"

delete this

They're communists, not humans.

The clip is ancient, she was pregnant thats why she was sick and the dude is very obviously white. Look it up you fucking nonce.

kjjjjj spoted the incel.

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I guess they should ban cars now

>Tactical high fuel capacity .30 caliber assault cars