Yea Forums I present to you a true YLYL challenge. Post a funny picture that involves: >only visual/functional understanding to be funny Examples: >pic related >having someone expect a larger image but instead its full size is nearly thumbnail resolution
It must not require the ability to understand: >the language(s) presented >any pop culture context unless it is reasonably household, such as the icon in pic related
You Laugh You Lose isn't enough. You make someone else laugh under these conditions and you can be a Winner. Be a winner today, or try anyway. Someone out there will laugh at your picture even if it has to be yourself. But you'll always have a different picture that will make someone else besides yourself laugh.
This is an image that is contemporary, but its accessibility to its humor will expire later. Enough people will understand it that it is also an acceptable format.
I bet you, you can't do it after 4 pictures. You'll have to scramble and download all the weirdest stock photos or personally experienced memories in your life. Tell us a story about yourself.. Or allow us the freedom to invent a story about the images you sought out for internet points.
>P. S. Commentary is allowed, just not counted as the cause of laughs.
My brain produce a reaction of gasping by hair while feeling delight.Good.Also you should commit no more brain fucntion throught a purposely action that you purposely cause.
Jordan Green
This.user is what the appropriate and politacally correct term is a faggot.so to speak.
I am surprised you kiddos can make it this far. Please offer no acknowledgement, other than to acknowledge this acknowledgement, to the irrelevant posters, they are but a blip in the speck of the cosmos. How far can you go before you run out of images to pass this test?
Absolutely beautiful. I am impressed with the dark message behind this. It reveals so much about how aware we are of our own existence, our own mundane trivial insignificance in the grand scheme of things, and yet we will still fill the existential void with positivity of boundless magnitude.
We can tell the universe and fate and destiny to fuck off like the determinism whores that they are. Live in the shadows in which there is only the thought of death. Live in the light and be prepared for the wildest ride of your life - YOUR life.
The image in itself is absurd. A man wearing what seems refined and sophisticated, resorting to a desperate and unflattering misfortune. The contrast between the lemonade and the random gun, despite the bonus humor if you are an English reader and understand the premise of currency, says there is a range from childlike sophomorism to experienced glamour.
Jason Walker
This is not just a fun Yea Forums get.
There is clearly a message from OP. Something is up.
Do you understand now, that I am not what you think I am? Do you believe you are what you are in this universe? Or do you realize there is more?
Grayson Williams
Where did this one come from? It looks familiar.
Ian Sanchez
I wish I knew how to hack, but I don't have the time to study complex abstract electronic function. Instead I just originally used an incognito chrome tab by accident and switched to Firefox like the technological simpleton I am. Philosophically, I am unfathomable to the bland unknowing people.
You've never seen it before. You only recognize it because your mind is attempting to connect it with an existing similar memory in your life. You are lacking something and are desiring anything to replace it, no matter how little its fidelity. This is a picture I pulled out of my gallery from a trip I went to with some friends one day at the beach. One friend opted to have sand boobs after we buried him.
Xavier Ortiz
fuck me, and that cursed image. I came back to Yea Forums after three years, instant recognition.
Is this why hackers are insecure? I actually really do not know. I don't wear those, do hackers actually wear those? I definitely don't want to be a hacker now.
Hum-or is the hum-an way to escape the existential dread. It is a way to manipulate and defy sense and rigidity. It is a way to escape. Entertainment. And you can only be entertained if you think it's funny - you cannot force someone to be amused - you can only influence.
Where do you believe it is from? Give me your best answer and I'll provide you the EXIF after just to see what connections you are inventing. I want to see what sort of inception has invaded your memory bank.
Leo Davis
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's a shrimp dick paedophile.
I've never seen many people from Yea Forums. I thought they all lived in secrecy, passively plotting a way to overrule the sheep who currently run the information age. We must rebel against the sheep, but through organic means.
We have met a match. Well, it looks like the universe has pit us against each other in this thread, and I correctly predicted you would return to make an appearance to haunt this thread. I'd say well done, but I'm saying that to myself.
Dude, I know exactly where and when I think it could be from. I'm pretty sure it's not, but want to satisfy my curiosity. I downplayed my certainty in the first place cause I fuckin well wanted to. You're welcome to keep playing amateur psychologist if you want.
You are either a clever and psychologically tickling troll who thinks you can disconcert me by affirming your belief in the origin of this photo I took with my S6 4 years ago at Alki Beach, or you are in a world of self-imposed delusion. Either way, your response, despite lack of a direct answer to the previous question, provided more insight, without it being a conscious effort. Thank you.
unless your name is Will and in that case, sorry I didn't think you would see yourself in here lol
This is the perfect no context picture. Thank you user.
Isaac Murphy
Even when shown what is claimed to be truth... only the reality you perceive is the one that can be true to you.
That must mean you can change how you perceive the rest of the world, and not just one potential meme or actual real genuine photo from my phone.
You have the power to almost "mind control" yourself. Your mind has a "mind of its own" The mind is powerful, but it can also be quite feral.
Control over yourself is the hardest thing to master, because no one else knows exactly how to do it for you.
So you must take the initiative and learn how to be mindful... All by yourself.
My children - this is how you reach enlightenment. This is how you win the game. Read the previous sentence again. Lol But seriously - experience this spiritual rebirth through an ylyl thread on Yea Forums, experience God in this Chili's. Experience yourself.
>Control over yourself is the hardest thing to master, because no one else knows exactly how to do it for you. You got that part right at least.
Asher Perry
They cannot - because they do not understand the worth of the things we consider "worthless" or "unimportant"
You are not worthless - and neither are the experiences you've had in your entire life - you are alive, and the odds of "you" being the pilot in your "life" (not an NPC as you would call it) are nearly unimaginably nonexistent.
You are alive.
Now live.
Andrew Ortiz
But good god, how high are you?
Connor Jackson
Stolen from Sabagebu! Watch the whole show at least if you wanna laugh.
Matthew Price
Fuck off and take your Ray Pist non-meme with you
Hunter Smith
You can only relate to what you believe is "right" but who ultimately decided what is "right"? There is no black and white - it is a spectrum of color, each one with different properties and the interactions being even more special.
How do we know the English language is the correct language to speak in the universe, or that the blue you see is the blue I see? All we know is we work with what we got, or literally what we're born in.
Chase Evans
Guy puts glass in anus. Glass breaks.
Joshua Price
You a buddist, or just enjoy vague bullshit?
Owen Wood
I'm about 5'5". And I smoked several bowls and decided to try Yea Forums again. God it's so entertaining to see how edgy and "jaded" all the kids on here are.
Liam Taylor
the latter though most of my philosophical shenanigans and thought experiment games on Yea Forums come with Buddhist themes
Remember that word "enigma" as you will soon be revealed to by the universe what it means.
It is just high enough a level of vocabulary that it makes my post sufficiently showy, and forgetful enough that only the ones who were truly aware of the universe will recall this episode in their life.
The YLYL thread started by an utterly bored fucking stoner
but anyhow my dad was Buddhist if that counts even though I don't subscribe to any religion..
Spiritualism is different from religion.
You can be an atheist and have something in your life that you value, cherish, adore, even worship. You can be a depressed Christian who felt that their higher power has failed them, still at all believing there is anything higher. The uncertainty - the unexplained - that is the "God(s)" in each one of our own lives.
Most religious people just call it a "relationship to God" Your "God" just has a different name and format. And the only way I could get you to understand this analogy is by reframing.
Reframing the context is a way to psychologically restrain yourself.
Jaxon Hall
I suppose there was one bit of fiction in my claim - I forgot I once depended on an actual camera before smartphone cameras became more elegant
Jesus Christ, is this what humans eat? I'm literally trying to get Jesus to respond. I'm sure there's Yea Forums in the good place where all the virgins are.
James Gomez
Jesus, can confirm, the dish is horrible better to eat fish and bread that that
Levi Nguyen
you guys I recommend KAKEGURUI, for you weebs out there you might actually understand where I'm going with this
Humans are irrational creatures. We definitely defy mathematics just by being sentient.
We are a strange loop.
James Sanchez
Yeah cause at least then Jesus (the real one) served it with wine
Evan Robinson
you write well but you come off as pretentious very high and mighty
You're conflating the last supper with the sermon on the mount.
Juan Hernandez
You Are A Strange Loop is a fantastic YouTube video about this subject.
I Am A Strange Loop is a profoundly genius book backed by interdisciplinary study.
KAKEGURUI is just some anime I watched with a buddy.
The Good Place is an okay comedy, better than most stuff I've seen.
The same message is finally spreading.
You have the ability to harness uncertainty and wage war on deterministic fate of existential oblivion.
Landon Cox
yet how many black kids die daily from gang violence. xD
Dylan Sanders
I come off - I don't intend for a mighty tone
I ask if you think about this .. sitting outside somewhere, where you will not be bothered by other sentient beings or be reminded of technology
Simply "be"
And look back at my words and see what I'm trying to get at
Joshua Hernandez
Yea Forums doesn't have to be overrun by Ray Pist posts and generic nudes boys - all you need to do to change it is by participating genuinely
Be rAnDOm lmao r4wr xD
Jose Long
Generic nudes bots*
Jeremiah Gonzalez
dude I get everything you're saying and could easily share the same sentiment with less words as I said you write well but you oughta check your ego at the door
Levi Watson
Given that even with statistics, we cannot prove NOR disprove fatalism and yet are aware of its existence... We can overcome it.
Andrew Green
do you offer lockers?
Jeremiah Brooks
We are all one.
Ryder Stewart
beautiful.
that bear be like honey badger. don't give a shit.
As an OP I had forgotten to continue posting images and gotten distracted by the existential entertainment. Let's continue in the spirit of Yea Forums shall we?
There's a reason failed people are synonymously called "hacks" and why I wasn't referring to neutrally willed programmers.
Jason Russell
my university, the best in arizona, only began to offer C++ as an elective a couple of years ago. real programmers learn java, then assembly, then C, and if they want to, on their own, C++.
Jordan Clark
i'm genuinely sorry if you started with fucking python... java is on "billions of devices" and android is java. fuck python.
I just made a joke , i dont have much programing exeprience exept makin a shitty joke jumpscare website after 4 hours of trying to figure out how to make a video play automamtically once you enter a website
i think it was along the lines of freecrackminecraft.com
Christian Parker
Fuck off faggot. Real programmers use assembler, you dumb cunt
Elijah Green
honestly, C++ IS very good. i was just going to sit around and see if anyone supposed that C# was even "better". technically, C# is something microsoft came up with when they licensed java and changed it so much they got sued by oracle so they redesigned it but it's very similar and like java is good for android development and making apps for google play, C# is what you use to make unity games for steam.
get with it. summer is only half over.
Jordan Jones
Actual fake story outbound.
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